The "Name That Actor" Game

[popdisaster00]

I thought about doing this game on here for a while now and decided to give it a go. Basically what happens is someone will describe 3-4 characters that an actor (or actress) has played without saying the real actor's name, and then we guess who the actor is. For example:

Q. I have been a porn star, a rock star, a professional football player, and a cop.

A. Mark Wahlberg

Simple enough, right? So I'll start the game with a new one:


Q. I've been a superhero, a hitchhiker, I've gone back in time, and I fought in the civil war.

[Chemical Love]

Toby Maguire?

[popdisaster00]

Toby Maguire?
yes!

[love_american_style]

swt game.

[cantnokdahustle]

I've been: A punker, Crooked DEA agent, the best of cops, a dwarf and I hijacked a pretty important plane.


Yes: Oldman

[MickShamrock]

I've been: A punker, Crooked DEA agent, the best of cops, a dwarf and I hijacked a pretty important plane.

Gary Oldman?

[MADSTA]

I've been: a less than professional cop, the brother of the main guy, and a member of a wannabe stuntman's crew.

[stayillogical]

Bill Hader?

[Smash Adams]

I've been an animal a woman and a guy who can't pronounce hippopotamus

[stayillogical]

hahaha good one

[mht]

ROB SCHNIEDER IS....a carrot

[itsmesean0630]

I've been gay, a child in an adults body, and a mentally challenged man.

[alboneceleste]

Robin Williams?

[Smash Adams]

No Tom Hanks

[JaMi'SaVaMpIrE]

I've been: the son of the devil, a water boy, and survived 8 crazy nights

[itsmesean0630]

No Tom Hanks
Correct!

[MADSTA]

Sandler

[MADSTA]

Bill Hader?
Yep!

[JaMi'SaVaMpIrE]

Sandler

Correct!
Can't have Schneider without Sandler following close behind

[Hot Damn]

I have a game to see if people can connect themselves to me in 6 people or less

[MADSTA]

I've been a skateboarder, an awkard highschooler, a racecar driver, a lonely traveler, and one of the youngest people to ever be on the FBI's most wanted list.

[Smash Adams]

Emile Hirsch!

I've been a guy who digs holes, a kid who gets a robot car and an annoying little brother

[stayillogical]

Shia LaBeouf.

I've been on steroids, travelled middle-earth, and gone on a treasure hunt.

[alann]

I've been an awkward kid, an awkward kid, an awkward kid and an awkward kid.

[stayillogical]

Haha, Michael Cera.

[cantnokdahustle]

Emile Hirsch!

I've been a guy who digs holes, a kid who gets a robot car and an annoying little brother. And I better never ever play Yorick Brown!

edit.

[Smash Adams]

Shia LaBeouf.

I've been on steroids, travelled middle-earth, and gone on a treasure hunt.
Sean Astin, this is fun

I've played a witch, Vincent Chase's neighbor and the girl with the most yearbook signatures

[about3fitty]

ROB SCHNIEDER IS....a carrot

...rated PG-13

[MADSTA]

I've been a freak, an obsessive boyfriend, a slacker, the sweetest guy ever, a broken hearted musician, and an eccentric investor.

[alann]

Haha, Michael Cera.
Haha, obviously.

[stayillogical]

I've been a freak, an obsessive boyfriend, a slacker, the sweetest guy ever, a broken hearted musician, and an eccentric investor.

All of these are so vague. John Cusak?

[MADSTA]

All of these are so vague. John Cusak?
Nope! His name does start with a J though.

[Hot Damn]

Nope! His name does start with a J though.

Jason Schwartzman

[MADSTA]

Jason Schwartzman
Closer.

[Hot Damn]

Closer.

Jason Segal

[MADSTA]

Jason Segel
Yessir!
Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared, Slackers, How I Met Your Mother, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and I Love You, Man.

[Smash Adams]

Sean Astin, this is fun

I've played a witch, Vincent Chase's neighbor and the girl with the most yearbook signatures
No one?
Fine, I explained it all

[Dirty Ernie]

I've been a racist priest, a gay writer, a tornado chaser, and an arms dealer.

[Dirty Ernie]

No one?
Fine, I explained it all

Melissa Joan Hart

[MADSTA]

I've been a racist priest, a gay writer, a tornado chaser, and an arms dealer.
Philip Seymour Hoffman.

[stayillogical]

I've been a racist priest, a gay writer, a tornado chaser, and an arms dealer.

Philip Seymour Hoffman.

I don't think he was racist, but okay.

[Smash Adams]

I've been an alcoholic a black guy and a superhero, and that was just last year

[stayillogical]

I've been an archaeologist, a sociopath, a cop, and a distraught mother.

[MADSTA]

I've been an alcoholic a black guy and a superhero, and that was just last year
RDJ

[boogygirl17]

I've been an alcoholic a black guy and a superhero, and that was just last year
robert downey jr

[dancelukedance]

I've been an alcoholic a black guy and a superhero, and that was just last year

Will smith?

[MADSTA]

I've been a founder of a college, a gay porn star, and a chipmunk.

[Smash Adams]

RDJ
yyyyyyyeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhh
robert downey jr
yyyyyyeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh
Will smith?
nope they were right, Charlie Bartlett was the one where he was an alcoholic

[Dirty Ernie]

I've been an archaeologist, a sociopath, a cop, and a distraught mother.

Angelina Jolie??

I've been a founder of a college, a gay porn star, and a chipmunk.

Justin Long

[dancelukedance]

I've been a founder of a college, a gay porn star, and a chipmunk.

Justin Long

[stayillogical]

Angelina Jolie??



Correct.

[alann]

I've been a reality show star, a liar, and a forgetful man.

[Hot Damn]

OKay.. here's a tough one...

I've been a news anchor, a race car driver, an ice skater, an almost professional basketball team owner/player, I was in a fraternity and named after a military vehicle, I also had a dad who remarried and I got another sibling out of it, I married a witch, I coached a soccer kids soccer team, I was one of Santas little helpers, I pick up chicks at funerals, I used to work for the IRS, I own a car dealership, and most recently I was the president of the United States....

[Hot Damn]

I've been a reality show star, a liar, and a forgetful man.

Jim Carrey

[MADSTA]

Jim Carrey and Will Ferrel.

[Smash Adams]

I've been god, a prisoner, and followed around penguins

[MADSTA]

Morgan Freeman

[stayillogical]

I've been an angel, a genius, a crooked cop, and a soldier.

[alann]

I've been a Beatle, a pothead, a negative man, and a guy who misses his ex.

[Smash Adams]

Matt Damn and Paul Rudd

[Illuminate]

I've banged Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston (technically), a magician, and a racist

[CTMarshall]

I've been a jedi, a clone, a rocker, and a tall tale.

[imagination]

I've banged Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston (technically), a magician, and a racist

ed norton?

[MIKEY_HORROR]

I've banged Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston (technically), a magician, and a racist

Ed Norton?

I have been an Angel, a greaser, and was killed while sitting on the toilet.

[imagination]

i've been an undercover reporter, a waitress, and i've had bad memory.

[MIKEY_HORROR]

i've been an undercover reporter, a waitress, and i've had bad memory.

Drew berrymore

[alann]

I've been a cop, a sarcastic stepbrother, and an assistant to a movie producer.

[smoothchanvere]

I've been a jedi, a clone, a rocker, and a tall tale.
Ewan McGregor

I've been a cop, a sarcastic stepbrother, and an assistant to a movie producer.
Bill Hader

[MADSTA]

I've been kidnapped, drugged, and I'll soon be terminated.

[MADSTA]

I've been a cop, a sarcastic stepbrother, and an assistant to a movie producer.
He actually played Jason Segel's brother in FSM if that's the movie you're referring to.

[alann]

He actually played Jason Segel's brother in FSM if that's the movie you're referring to.
No, he was Peter's stepbrother. I can tell by he line "You're not my stepbrother anymore, you're stepstranger"

[popdisaster00]

glad this game took off.

[Whowolf]

I've been kidnapped, drugged, and I'll soon be terminated.

Christan Bale?

[Whowolf]

I've smoked marijuana , been a mall cop and did a porno with my best friend.

[dancelukedance]

I've smoked marijuana , been a mall cop and did a porno with my best friend.

seth rogen

[Mibabalou]

im steve nash

[dancelukedance]

ive been a gangstar, travelled through time and a coach

[lesto17]

No, he was Peter's stepbrother. I can tell by he line "You're not my stepbrother anymore, you're stepstranger"

Also when he says "We're not even blood!" After Peter says that Sarah is better than Liz.

[Whowolf]

seth rogen

yeah

[MADSTA]

No, he was Peter's stepbrother. I can tell by he line "You're not my stepbrother anymore, you're stepstranger"
That's weird. I haven't seen it in a while but on the IMDb page for it their characters are listed as having the same last name.

[MADSTA]

Christan Bale?
Nope!
Medicated would probably more accurate than drugged I suppose.

[irthesteve]

ive been a gangstar, travelled through time and a coach
mark walberg?

[irthesteve]

A failed superhero, an alien agent, and prince of my land

[Sibbo192]

Will Smith?

[kafe]

I've been a writer, a nurse, gay, a lonely computer geek and an outlandish CIA officer

edit: Damn already been in here.

Okay, I've been an industrialist, neurologist, movie star, oceanographer.

[alboneceleste]

I've been in love with an elf, I can sing, I ran from the wind and soon I'll be a season.

[kafe]

Zooey Deschanel

[Mitch]

I've been in love with an elf, I can sing, I ran from the wind and soon I'll be a season.

Zooey <3

[alboneceleste]

darn too easy!:)

[popdisaster00]

ive been a gangstar, travelled through time and a coach
Was it Mark Wahlberg? Cause it sounds like Denzel Washington to me, although I don't know when either of them traveled through time

[popdisaster00]

I've been a racist priest, a gay writer, a tornado chaser, and an arms dealer.
Do you mean racist priest as in the movie Doubt? Because he was not racist in doubt.

[popdisaster00]

I've been a hooker, worked at a pizza place, and stole someone's clothes in a restaurant bathroom.

[live.]

Before I met the world, I was kidnapped and taken to a monster world by Howie Mandel

[stayillogical]

I've been a hooker, worked at a pizza place, and stole someone's clothes in a restaurant bathroom.

Julia Roberts, haha. Nice Friends reference.

[stayillogical]

Was it Mark Wahlberg? Cause it sounds like Denzel Washington to me, although I don't know when either of them traveled through time

Deja Vu.

[popdisaster00]

Deja Vu.
Never saw it :-(

[polock]

I've been a game designer, a gay person, and a gay robot

[Oddpac87]

I've been a game designer, a gay person, and a gay robot
Nick Swardson? lol


I've been a football player, a paper salesman and a Marine.

[yoyostring]

i've wanted to buy shoes with fish in them, i'm sick of seeing pubes sprinkled on the toilet, and i've given a girl a black eye

[screamoutmyname]

i've been a model, camp counsellor, and interrogated by my fiance's father

[Hot Damn]

i've wanted to buy shoes with fish in them, i'm sick of seeing pubes sprinkled on the toilet, and i've given a girl a black eye

Jonah Hill

i've been a model, camp counsellor, and interrogated by my fiance's father

Ben Stiller

[itsmesean0630]

i've wanted to buy shoes with fish in them, i'm sick of seeing pubes sprinkled on the toilet, and i've given a girl a black eye
Jonah Hill
i've been a model, camp counsellor, and interrogated by my fiance's father
Ben Stiller



I've been a bride, a superhero, and a villain.

[polock]

i've wanted to buy shoes with fish in them, i'm sick of seeing pubes sprinkled on the toilet, and i've given a girl a black eye
jonah hill

i've been a model, camp counsellor, and interrogated by my fiance's father
ben stiller?

[screamoutmyname]

Ben Stiller

Ben Stiller

ben stiller?

Yup! :-)

[yoyostring]

i've had a bullseye on my head, i should have never answered the phone in the booth, and i've karate chopped a midget in a city i hated.

[itsmesean0630]

i've had a bullseye on my head, i should have never answered the phone in the booth, and i've karate chopped a midget in a city i hated.
Colin Farrell

[itsmesean0630]

I'll post my question again...in case it was overlooked!

I've been a bride, a superhero, and a seductress villain.

[screamoutmyname]

I've been an insomniac factory-worker, bob dylan, a serial killer and the man in charge of transporting an outlaw.

[yoyostring]

i've been bald and was given a massive wedgie, i've been sponsored by old spice, and if you touched my drum-set i would've stabbed you in the neck with a knife.

[lukenelson]

I've been an insomniac factory-worker, bob dylan, a serial killer and the man in charge of transporting an outlaw.

Bale?

[lukenelson]

I've been kidnapped, drugged, and I'll soon be terminated.

Anton Yelchin

[love_american_style]

i've been a number 2, a psychopathic killer, a sax player and a deaf mute.

[screamoutmyname]

Bale?

nailed it!

[popdisaster00]

i've been bald and was given a massive wedgie, i've been sponsored by old spice, and if you touched my drum-set i would've stabbed you in the neck with a knife.
john c riely?

[yoyostring]

john c riely?
boom!

[yoyostring]

i was killed by a laser, i've kissed a drill sergeant, and i've burned a building down then fled away in my underwear.

[Oddpac87]

Mine was looked over, and it is way too easy for someone to not get it, so:

I've been a football player, a paper salesman and a Marine.

[kafe]

I'll post my question again...in case it was overlooked!

I've been a bride, a superhero, and a seductress villain.

Uma Thurman? Malin Åkerman?

[screamoutmyname]

i've been a cartoonist for a newspaper, in the military and interested in time travel.

[kafe]

Jake Gyllenhaal!

[Smash Adams]

I've been a guy who gets dumped and gets the girl back on a plane, a guy who gets dumped and gets the girl back at her dad's funeral, and a guy who pretends to like dogs to get laid

[alann]

Mine was looked over, and it is way too easy for someone to not get it, so:

I've been a football player, a paper salesman and a Marine.
John Krasinski?

[alboneceleste]

I'll post my question again...in case it was overlooked!

I've been a bride, a superhero, and a seductress villain.


anne hathaway? although i guess she wasn't a superhero in the movie I'm thinking

[Oddpac87]

John Krasinski?
:thumbup:

[itsmesean0630]

Uma Thurman? Malin Åkerman?
Uma Thurman
anne hathaway? although i guess she wasn't a superhero in the movie I'm thinking
See above.

I was referring to Kill Bill, Batman and Robin, and My Super Ex-Girlfriend

[Whowolf]

i've had a bullseye on my head, i should have never answered the phone in the booth, and i've karate chopped a midget in a city i hated.

Colin Farrel , In Bruges ftw.

edit: already answered but just giving shout out to In bruges.

[Whowolf]

I've been an anchorman, race car driver, figure skater, basketball player, IRS agent , and forest ranger.

[MADSTA]

Will Farrel

[Whowolf]

^ yeah , obvious.

[yoyostring]

Colin Farrel , In Bruges ftw.

edit: already answered but just giving shout out to In bruges.
totally necessary, i saw that movie for the 1st time like last month and fucking loved it...the part when colin farrel and ray fiennes are talking about how colin farrel is going to try to make a run for it and he can try to catch him by the canal " You go right don't you, it's a big fucking canal" haha, love that scene.

[yoyostring]

i tried to stop a wedding with a bubble, i've been really really cold in a library, and i've kissed a guy.

[Whowolf]

totally necessary, i saw that movie for the 1st time like last month and fucking loved it...the part when colin farrel and ray fiennes are talking about how colin farrel is going to try to make a run for it and he can try to catch him by the canal " You go right don't you, it's a big fucking canal" haha, love that scene.

dude I love that scene too , especially when their deciding who makes the count and when they go , ok on 3, what is that on my 3 or yours lol.

[yoyostring]

dude I love that scene too , especially when their deciding who makes the count and when they go , ok on 3, what is that on my 3 or yours lol.
haha, yeah. fucking brilliant.

[Whowolf]

i've been a self help guru and appear as a voice actor in various video games. also a super villian.

[aloneatlastnj]

i've been a "camp counselor", an uncle, and got shot by libyans.

[screamoutmyname]

stiller again?

[MADSTA]

i tried to stop a wedding with a bubble, i've been really really cold in a library, and i've kissed a guy.
Jake Gyllenhaal

[yoyostring]

Jake Gyllenhaal
YAY!

[alann]

I've been gay, a lonely guy, and a secret agent.

[Smash Adams]

Steve Carrell

Three in a row this time
I've been a flight attendant, a department store worker and an indie musician
I've been a cheerleader a cheerleader and a football coach's daughter
I've been a detective a psych student and a movie star

[dancelukedance]

mark walberg?

Was it Mark Wahlberg? Cause it sounds like Denzel Washington to me, although I don't know when either of them traveled through time

Yep, its Denzel. He travelled through time in deja vu

[yoyostring]

Steve Carrell

Three in a row this time
I've been a flight attendant, a department store worker and an indie musician
I've been a cheerleader a cheerleader and a football coach's daughter
I've been a detective a psych student and a movie star
the second one is hayden <333, love her.

[Renee]

Steve Carrell

Three in a row this time
I've been a flight attendant, a department store worker and an indie musician
I've been a cheerleader a cheerleader and a football coach's daughter
I've been a detective a psych student and a movie star
First one is Zooey Deschanel.

[itsmesean0630]

i've been a "camp counselor", an uncle, and got shot by libyans.
The obvious answer is Christopher Lloyd.

[Losthope182]

I've been a guy who gets dumped and gets the girl back on a plane, a guy who gets dumped and gets the girl back at her dad's funeral, and a guy who pretends to like dogs to get laid

John Cusack, can't believe that went untouched for so long. About to watch High Fidelity right now actually.

[MickShamrock]

I've been gay, a lonely guy, and a secret agent.

Steve Carell.

[dancelukedance]

Ive saved the world numerous times, i was a secret service agent, and a security guard

[Whowolf]

I've been a grandpa, the head of a secret agency , and a detective in the future.

[dancelukedance]

I've been a grandpa, the head of a secret agency , and a detective in the future.

Robert De niro?

[Whowolf]

Robert De niro?
Wrong-o

[dancelukedance]

I've been a grandpa, the head of a secret agency , and a detective in the future.

morgan freeman?

[Whowolf]

morgan freeman?

keep trying

Alan Arkin

[dancelukedance]

keep trying

Alan Arkin


hint haha?

[dancelukedance]

try mine

[Whowolf]

hint haha?

it's right in front of you lol.

[dancelukedance]

it's right in front of you lol.

yeah i saw after i last quoted you, sneaky as

[Whowolf]

yeah i saw after i last quoted you, sneaky as

lol I am awesome , but you know who it is now.

[Smash Adams]

Steve Carrell

Three in a row this time
I've been a flight attendant, a department store worker and an indie musician
I've been a cheerleader a cheerleader and a football coach's daughter
I've been a detective a psych student and a movie star
Okay hint for the 3rd one, she worked with one of the other 2 both of which were already correctly guessed

[Whowolf]

Okay hint for the 3rd one, she worked with one of the other 2 both of which were already correctly guessed

Hayden Paniterre

[yoyostring]

no one guessed it yet, so here it is again...


i was killed by a laser, i've kissed a drill sergeant, and i've burned a building down then fled away in my underwear.

[makeshiftmind]

no one guessed it yet, so here it is again...


i was killed by a laser, i've kissed a drill sergeant, and i've burned a building down then fled away in my underwear.
Jack Black?

[yoyostring]

Jack Black?
WOO HOO!

[makeshiftmind]

WOO HOO!
haha i love that scene in Orange County, it was a dead giveaway

[yoyostring]

haha i love that scene in Orange County, it was a dead giveaway
yeah, i figured that'd be the one to give it away

[JaMi'SaVaMpIrE]

ok try this one
I was a nutcracker, left home by myself, and lost in another state

[kafe]

I've been a sea creature, a possible father/writer, a professor and a Saxon warlord

[kaycey]

I've been a sea creature, a possible father/writer, a professor and a Saxon warlord
Kevin Costner i think.

going to the stars; rookie cop ; dead poet.

[TJ Wells]

Kevin Costner i think.

going to the stars; rookie cop ; dead poet.
Ethan Hawke.

i've been mostly quiet five times, an annoying computer supernerd, and jovial best friend

[popdisaster00]

^that's pretty hard.

[pseudonym28]

Ethan Hawke.

i've been mostly quiet five times, an annoying computer supernerd, and jovial best friend


kevin smith

[kafe]

Kevin Costner i think.

Nope

[popdisaster00]

kevin smith
Ah, makes sense now. When was he a jovial best friend?

[Smithers]

ok try this one
I was a nutcracker, left home by myself, and lost in another state
macaulay culkin

I've been a sea creature, a possible father/writer, a professor and a Saxon warlord
stellan skarsgard


i've gone back in time, eaten a tree, and performed magic tricks.

[Smash Adams]

Hayden Paniterre
Nope it was Kristen Bell, Hayden was the one she worked with

[JaMi'SaVaMpIrE]

macaulay culkin


stellan skarsgard


i've gone back in time, eaten a tree, and performed magic tricks.

Michael J Fox?

[JaMi'SaVaMpIrE]

I was a fake mentally challenged Olympian, a stuntman, and Chris Vaughn's (the Rock) right hand man

[Smithers]

Michael J Fox?
no.
I was a fake mentally challenged Olympian, a stuntman, and Chris Vaughn's (the Rock) right hand man
johnny knoxville.

[williek311]

macaulay culkin


stellan skarsgard


i've gone back in time, eaten a tree, and performed magic tricks.

hugh jackman

[Smithers]

hugh jackman
nice work.

[JaMi'SaVaMpIrE]

johnny knoxville.

yes

[kafe]

stellan skarsgard

Bingo.

[itsmesean0630]

I've managed to play a Jew, a Hindu, and a pothead.

[Thomas Balkcom]

I've managed to play a Jew, a Hindu, and a pothead.

Ben Kingsley?

[popdisaster00]

Gotta be sir ben.

[Charles777]

I've been gay, a child in an adults body, and a mentally challenged man.


Robin Williams?

Hahaha

[eraserhead]

I've been a magician, a neo-Nazi, and schizophrenic.

[stayillogical]

Too easy. Edward Norton. And schizophrenic =/ Disassociative Identity Disorder. It's a common misconception.

[itsmesean0630]

Ben Kingsley?

Gotta be sir ben.
That is correct.

*insert picture of Chris Farley taking off shirt in "Billy Madison"*

[sheslostcontrol]

I've been shameless, a half man/half fawn and a bullet curving assasin.

[yoyostring]

i've had sex with a girl, i've had sex with two girls, my last name is a direction.

[TheHoldSteady]

I've been shameless, a half man/half fawn and a bullet curving assasin.
James McAvoy duh.

[sheslostcontrol]

James McAvoy duh.

Aye, pretty obvious XD

[TheHoldSteady]

Aye, pretty obvious XD
Hahaha, yeah.
I don't know which gave it away more: the half man, half fawn, or the "bullet curving" assassin.

[Smash Adams]

I've been a bounty hunter, a pirate's wife, and a soccer player

[Thomas Balkcom]

I've been a bounty hunter, a pirate's wife, and a soccer player

Keira Knightley

[dancelukedance]

I've been a small town cop, radio show host and been attacked by zombies

[chris1152]

Simon Pegg.

[dancelukedance]

Simon Pegg.

close

[kafe]

Nick Frost

[MILFCORE]

Shall we revive this game?

I've been a corrupt LAPD cop, an inspirational high school football coach, a famous black nationalist/activist who was assassinated, a gangster with a huge drug empire who smuggled heroin into the US, a father trying to get his son a heart transplant, a detective investigating a bank robbery, a New York MTA dispatcher.

[williek311]

Shall we revive this game?

I've been a corrupt LAPD cop, an inspirational high school football coach, a famous black nationalist/activist who was assassinated, a gangster with a huge drug empire who smuggled heroin into the US, a father trying to get his son a heart transplant, a detective investigating a bank robbery, a New York MTA dispatcher.
Denzel. You don't have to list every movie the person has been in and make it easy.

[MILFCORE]

Denzel. You don't have to list every movie the person has been in and make it easy.
Woah, so fast.
I listed a shitload of movies because they just kept on coming into my brain. :)

[Tautou107]

I've been a cheater, a mecha, and a Huckabee.

[love_american_style]

I've been a cheater, a mecha, and a Huckabee.

Jude Law

[love_american_style]

i'm a psychopathic killer, a def/dumb mute and a #2.

[desiguerilla]

i was killed by a laser, i've kissed a drill sergeant, and i've burned a building down then fled away in my underwear.

james franco?

i used to be a graphic novel artist, i used to manage a men's clothing store, and i used to be a bails bondsman.

[yoyostring]

james franco?

i used to be a graphic novel artist, i used to manage a men's clothing store, and i used to be a bails bondsman.

it was Jack Black. Mars Attack! Saving Silverman and Orange County

[MADSTA]

I've started a fire, committed fraud, and been on a unique sort of "team" with Brad Pitt.

[Smash Adams]

Ryan Howard!

I've been a giraffe, a paleontologist, and a spokesman for being green

[kafe]

I've been a giraffe, a paleontologist, and a spokesman for being green

David Schwimmer?

[Smash Adams]

David Schwimmer?
yup

[MADSTA]

Ryan Howard!
Or, ye know, his real name.

[kafe]

I've been a dreamer, milf-fucker, transvestite, revolutionary, dog-fighting trainer.

[love_american_style]

no one ever does mine. fuck all y'all.

[kafe]

The only psychopatic killer I can think of is Javier Bardem... Give us more clues!

[love_american_style]

was an excecutive producer of tv shows, saxophonist partyboy, and he was #2.