Uncomfortable Plot Summaries Game

[Smash Adams]

Basically how this goes is you take a movie's plot and condense it in a way that it sounds as lame and boring as possible

http://videogum.com/archives/good-idea-jeans/best-new-party-game-2_064762.html
some examples here but another one would be
E.T.
Boy makes a friend and gives him candy, the friend goes home

[MIKEY_HORROR]

I would take a Jamie Lee Curtis slasher classic from the 80's, tame it down and completely pussify it to a pg-13.. I would hire a bunch of MTV kids as actors and put it out to the masses..I would probably call it Prom Night

[Chris Fallon]

Foreign guy comes to big city, carries knife, bangs annoying bitch, goes home.

Come to think of it, that could be quite a few movies!

[MIKEY_HORROR]

two sick elderly men meet, make a list of things to do, do most of it, then die.

[MIKEY_HORROR]

Foreign guy comes to big city, carries knife, bangs annoying bitch, goes home.

Come to think of it, that could be quite a few movies!

Crocdile Dundee?

[Chris Fallon]

Crocdile Dundee?
Good work!

[Chris Fallon]

Two dudes wake up, can't find something, do weird shit in order to find it.

[MADSTA]

Dude, Where's My Car?

[Smash Adams]

Two dudes wake up, can't find something, do weird shit in order to find it.
Dude where's my car?

Two guys go on a quest for fast food and eat burgers

[SlappedActor]

The greatest one of all time, although it's in reference to a play, not a movie:

"Nothing happens, twice."

[imagination]

two sick elderly men meet, make a list of things to do, do most of it, then die.

bucket list

[Chris Fallon]

Tricky one: a group of teenagers are killed off by a man who seeks vengeance for their secret.

[Bob Payne]

Black girl refuses to get an abortion, White guy has to pay for it.

[imagination]

the king is killed, his brother takes over.
son is exiled and comes back to overthrow the uncle.

[imagination]

Tricky one: a group of teenagers are killed off by a man who seeks vengeance for their secret.

i know what you did last summer?
( haven't seen this movie)

[Smash Adams]

the king is killed, his brother takes over.
son is exiled and comes back to overthrow the uncle.
The Lion King

[alann]

Dude where's my car?

Two guys go on a quest for fast food and eat burgers
Harold and Kumar.

A police officer is transferred to a town where old people try to keep the town peaceful.

[TheHoldSteady]

Harold and Kumar.

A police officer is transferred to a town where old people try to keep the town peaceful.
Hot Fuzz

[starseed]

We're all going to die. Internet wins.

[Drew Beringer]

High school boy gets high school girl pregnant.

[TheHoldSteady]

High school boy gets high school girl pregnant.
Umm, Juno?

[imagination]

High school boy gets high school girl pregnant.

Saved!
or juno

[Drew Beringer]

Two high schoolers try to buy alcohol for a party that night.

[MADSTA]

the king is killed, his brother takes over.
son is exiled and comes back to overthrow the uncle.
Hamlet/The Lion King

[imagination]

superbad

[imagination]

The Lion King

Hamlet/The Lion King

yes and yes

[alann]

A guy and a girl spend one night talking in Vienna.

[MADSTA]

Two high schoolers try to buy alcohol for a party that night.
Superbad

[MADSTA]

Tricky one:
Sports team gets a new coach.

[imagination]

A guy and a girl spend one night talking in Vienna.

before sunrise

[TheHoldSteady]

Tricky one:
Sports team gets a new coach.
Remember the Titans?

[MIKEY_HORROR]

Dude where's my car?

Two guys go on a quest for fast food and eat burgers

Harold and kumar..white castle

[MADSTA]

Remember the Titans?
Although it can be applied to almost every sports movie ever, that was the one I was thinking of.

[billyboatkid]

A security guard patrols a mall.

[alann]

Paul Blart or Observe and Report.

[Drew Beringer]

Tricky one:
Sports team gets a new coach.
Mighty Ducks

[MIKEY_HORROR]

Tricky one:
Sports team gets a new coach.

If the coachs name is Whoopi Goldberg then the movie is Eddie!

2 hipsters meet, and drive around town looking for their drunk friend and a band..they also do it on a coach.

[imagination]

Two men have to be mentors for community service.

[alann]

Famous guys try to remove a ring from their friend's finger, while the bad guys try to paint him red.

[MADSTA]

If the coachs name is Whoopi Goldberg then the movie is Eddie!

2 hipsters meet, and drive around town looking for their drunk friend and a band..they also do it on a coach.
Nick and Norah's
Two men have to be mentors for community service.
Role Models

[imagination]

If the coachs name is Whoopi Goldberg then the movie is Eddie!

2 hipsters meet, and drive around town looking for their drunk friend and a band..they also do it on a coach.

nick and norah's infinite playlist?

[alann]

Two men have to be mentors for community service.
Role Models.

[MADSTA]

BAM! Beat both of you. :-p

[BottleRocket]

A closet case asshole finally becomes comfortable being an asshole openly.

[starseed]

Four guys start their own business and destroy a beloved national icon.

[MIKEY_HORROR]

A closet case asshole finally becomes comfortable being an asshole openly.

W.?

Tough one:

Girl goes out with her douche boyfriend and uptight ex..gets raped..the boyfriend and ex go to a gayclub and smash the rapers head with a fire extinguisher...while a guy watches and plays with his doodle

[Smash Adams]

journalist thinks model is stupid but later they get married

[alann]

journalist thinks model is stupid but later they get married
Zoolander.

[BottleRocket]

W.?
There Will Be Blood ;)

[MIKEY_HORROR]

journalist thinks model is stupid but later they get married
How to lose friends and alienate people
or
Zoolander

[alann]

A man throws garbage to a lake, moves to Alaska, and then comes back to his hometown.

[BottleRocket]

A man throws garbage to a lake, moves to Alaska, and then comes back to his hometown.
The Simpsons Movie

[TheHoldSteady]

How to lose friends and alienate people
or
Zoolander
He was another journalist, not a model.

[MIKEY_HORROR]

He was another journalist, not a model.

Yeah never mind..I forgot how it ended.

I was thinking he married megan fox for a minute....his loss I guess.

[TheHoldSteady]

Yeah never mind..I forgot how it ended.

I was thinking he married megan fox for a minute....his loss I guess.
Haha, yeah, good point.

[Smash Adams]

Two hit men talk about McDonald's

[imagination]

guy goes on a game show and wins

[Chris Fallon]

A transvestite eats dog shit.

[MADSTA]

Slumdog!

[MIKEY_HORROR]

guy goes on a game show and wins

Slumdog millionaire

[MIKEY_HORROR]

A couple nerds go to college, get kicked out of the dorm..join a black fraternity..spy on a sorority..make pie...rock out..win the olympics..get the girl

[domotime2]

A Guy Eats McDonalds A LOT! and gets Fat

[MIKEY_HORROR]

A Guy Eats McDonalds A LOT! and gets Fat

I don't know, but I better get paid royalties off of this.

[Thriftstoresuit]

guy moves in with imaginary friend, makes soap

[alann]

A Guy Eats McDonalds A LOT! and gets Fat
Supersize Me.

Two guys are killed by their clones, they defeat the reaper and come back to life to destroy their clones.

[starseed]

Supersize Me.

Two guys are killed by their clones, they defeat the reaper and come back to life to destroy their clones.

Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey?

[smoothchanvere]

Two guys are killed by their clones, they defeat the reaper and come back to life to destroy their clones.
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey

guy moves in with imaginary friend, makes soap
Fight Club

Old woman tells a story about a boat.

[starseed]

Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey


Fight Club

Old woman tells a story about a boat.

Titanic.

[domotime2]

Zach Graff is sad until he goes to new jersey

[alann]

Garden State.

[shes.a.ghost]

Dude has aids

[lindZ629]

journalist thinks model is stupid but later they get married
I was just going to post one for Zoolander: Male fashion model does runway show.

[lindZ629]

Dude has aids
Philadelphia?

[acfrue]

The gang looses a ball, but they get it back in the end.

[alann]

The gang looses a ball, but they get it back in the end.
Ha, I was going to make this one. The Sandlot.

[shes.a.ghost]

Kid has aids

[Smash Adams]

a retarded person travels a lot and does stuff

[Whowolf]

dude drills for oil and likes milkshakes

[TK]

Two gays in denial walk, walk, and walk some more until one of them throws away a ring that was given to him by another man and they never see each other again.

[shes.a.ghost]

Drugs fuck up people's lives.

[starseed]

Guy saves the world by going back in time and killing himself.

[imagination]

I don't know, but I better get paid royalties off of this.

i laughed

[ReadyForAction]

A transvestite eats dog shit.
Pink flamingo?

Some kid hangs out with a creepy old dude who convinces him to kill his father, make out with his sister, and hang out with a bunch of ne'erdowells

[ReadyForAction]

Drugs fuck up people's lives.
Requiem for a dream

[imagination]

girl writes false story about her sister and the servant's son.

[acfrue]

a retarded person travels a lot and does stuff
haha, Forrest Gump.

[Smash Adams]

boy goes to Paris, comes back with a mom

[Renee]

girl writes false story about her sister and the servant's son.
atonement

[Whowolf]

some guy goes back in time , almost has sex with his mom , and then gets his mother and father back together before the old guy says something about his kids.

[starseed]

Alien decides not to destroy Earth, figures we're good enough at it on our own.

[a speedo model]

Toys come to life and get lost.

[a speedo model]

7 cowboys kill people to save farmers.

[shes.a.ghost]

2 dudes fuck each other on a mountain

[Renee]

Toys come to life and get lost.
Toy Story 1, 2 (and probably 3)

[tommy's ghost]

some guy goes back in time , almost has sex with his mom , and then gets his mother and father back together before the old guy says something about his kids.

Back to the Future?

[starseed]

Humanity survives destruction because our attackers get the sniffles.

[cheezwhiz]

a retarded person travels a lot and does stuff

Forrest Gump?

Humanity survives destruction because our attackers get the sniffles.

War of the Worlds

A guy gets stuck in an airport, constructs a fountain, meets some old jazz player, goes home.

[tommy's ghost]

Forrest Gump?



War of the Worlds

A guy gets stuck in an airport for a year, constructs a fountain, meets some old jazz player, goes home.

Terminal?

[starseed]

Some knights go on a quest from God, hilarity ensues.

[imagination]

2 dudes fuck each other on a mountain

LOL

[Capital H]

Two guys create a sport, can't win the championship, make out on a bridge and then win the championship.

[tommy's ghost]

Some knights go on a quest from God, hilarity ensues.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Right? Right? RIGHT!?

[imagination]

A foster child sees dead people help others.

[starseed]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Right? Right? RIGHT!?

"A blessing! A blessing from the Lord!"
"God be praised!"

[tommy's ghost]

"A blessing! A blessing from the Lord!"
"God be praised!"

Hahahaha. God, I fucking love that movie!

"What -- a swallow carrying a coconut?"

[imagination]

Two hit men talk about McDonald's

pulp fiction

[starseed]

Hahahaha. God, I fucking love that movie!

"What -- a swallow carrying a coconut?"

Oh man, at one of my previous jobs a manager was quizzing me on store policy and his last question was what is the airspeed velocity of an unladed swallow? When I said African or European, big laughs all around. Oh man, good times. That movie is great.

[dcase06]

Two guys create a sport, can't win the championship, make out on a bridge and then win the championship.
my favorite movie ever! baseketball!

[starseed]

Canadians cause the Apocalypse.

[TK]

boy goes to Paris, comes back with a mom

Rugrats in Paris?

[TK]

Canadians cause the Apocalypse.

South Park the Movie?

[Smash Adams]

Rugrats in Paris?
:highfive:

[Whowolf]

Back to the Future?

lol yeah

[starseed]

South Park the Movie?

Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.

[tommy's ghost]

Oh man, at one of my previous jobs a manager was quizzing me on store policy and his last question was what is the airspeed velocity of an unladed swallow? When I said African or European, big laughs all around. Oh man, good times. That movie is great.

Haha. That's awesome. He sounds like the best manager ever.

[starseed]

Haha. That's awesome. He sounds like the best manager ever.

Nah, actually dude was a total dick. It surprised me.

[tommy's ghost]

Nah, actually dude was a total dick. It surprised me.

Aw, that's a shame. People who like Monty Python usually rock.

[domotime2]

Al Pacino Cant Sleep!!!

[starseed]

Al Pacino Cant Sleep!!!

Bahahahaha. Insomnia.

[tommy's ghost]

Dude gets injected with Beijing Cocktail, drives and shoots people, takes "hardcore shit", gets his gay friend killed, fucks chick in public, falls out of an airplane, and blinks.

[tawtaw]

A guy fakes being sick and skips school.

[domotime2]

ferris buelher

[domotime2]

Fat Black People........played by the same actor.

[tommy's ghost]

Fat Black People........played by the same actor.

Hah. Nutty Professor.

[Chris Fallon]

St. Bernard makes family happy

[starseed]

Not happy enough, they made five more sequels.

Beethoven.

[starseed]

Best commercial for a video game ever made.

[alann]

Famous guys try to remove a ring from their friend's finger, while the bad guys try to paint him red.
Come on guys, no one guessed this one.

[Whowolf]

a guy pretends to be retarded to win some competition

[Mitch]

Above: The RInger


Couple has an ugly baby that cries a lot, while the radiator in the room seems to sing.

[kafe]

A ring is made, people becomes invisible, the ring is destroyed.

[tawtaw]

Above: The RInger


Couple has an ugly baby that cries a lot, while the radiator in the room seems to sing.

Eraserhead?

[Mitch]

Eraserhead?

Haha, yupp.

[eraserhead]

White dude escapes from prison.

[stayillogical]

Guys sneaks out to party, almost gets laid, then gets grounded.

[thursday727]

Foreign guy comes to big city, carries knife, bangs annoying bitch, goes home.

Come to think of it, that could be quite a few movies!
Crocodile Dundee?

[forget_december]

2 dudes fuck each other on a mountain
this made me LOL so hard. brokeback mountain!




lawyer's kids get kidnapped, he learns to fly, then he rescues his kids.

[kafe]

A Clockwork Orange! (I haven't seen it in forever so that might be all wrong)

[cantnokdahustle]

The greatest one of all time, although it's in reference to a play, not a movie:

"Nothing happens, twice."

Waiting for Godot or Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, likely the previous, though.

[kafe]

Hah, yep. I couldn't sleep last night so I put it on. Not exactly something to get you tired ... but a timeless classic, nonetheless.

Oui oui. I was Alex for a movie-costume party, such a classic movie.

[live.]

A ring is made, people becomes invisible, the ring is destroyed.

b0sc-gS9AqM

[lindZ629]

Boy stays home while his family goes on a trip.

[kwsqd]

home alone!

[lindZ629]

home alone!
Yay! :-d

Bonus: Kid goes to NYC while his family goes to Miami on a vacation.

[kwsqd]

Home Alone 2!
:-d

[TK]

Two idiots give back a bunch of money.

[Mr. Ryan]

Three guys talk about music.

[kafe]

b0sc-gS9AqM

Hahaha! I need to see the Clerks movies.

[coryatlarge]

Two idiots give back a bunch of money.
dumb and dumber

farm kid travels with old hermit. they destroy a "small moon".

[itsmesean0630]

Three guys talk about music.
High Fidelity


A robot saves the world.

[starseed]

dumb and dumber

farm kid travels with old hermit. they destroy a "small moon".
Ha, best summary of Star Wars ever.

[starseed]

We're all going to die. Internet wins.

Four guys start their own business and destroy a beloved national icon.

I'm still waiting for someone to get these.

Hint: First one's really the overall series, actually, and not one movie.

[ReadyForAction]

this made me LOL so hard. brokeback mountain!




lawyer's kids get kidnapped, he learns to fly, then he rescues his kids.
Hook?
one of my favorite movies

[Smash Adams]

Hahaha! I need to see the Clerks movies.
You haven't seen them???????? Do That Now!!!!!!!!!!!!

pervy dad dies

[forget_december]

Hook?
one of my favorite movies
bangarang, you got it! my favorite movie of all-time!

[coryatlarge]

Ha, best summary of Star Wars ever.
haha thanks. i wasnt sure if people would get it... nice work

[MADSTA]

I'm still waiting for someone to get these.

Hint: First one's really the overall series, actually, and not one movie.
Is the first one the Matrix trilogy?

[starseed]

Is the first one the Matrix trilogy?

I knew someone was gonna say that, no. Maybe I'm being too snarky and broad with my summary. I'm trying to avoid mentioning the giveaway in both cases.

[williek311]

A group of guys lose a bet and then try to rob some people trying to rob some people who are getting robbed by other people.

[doyouhas?]

Guy goes to Alaska and gets real hungry.

[domotime2]

Oil Drillers Save The World

[imagination]

Guy goes to Alaska and gets real hungry.

into the wild

[CellarGhosts]

Come on guys, no one guessed this one.
The Beatles - Help!

[MIKEY_HORROR]

A group of guys lose a bet and then try to rob some people trying to rob some people who are getting robbed by other people.


Snatch?

[starseed]

Oil Drillers Save The World

Ha, Armageddon. Wow.

American filmmakers destroy a beloved Japanese franchise with an iguana and a dork.

[CellarGhosts]

Asshole weatherman repeats day over and over until he isn't an asshole anymore.


...pretty obvious, ha.

[domotime2]

Asshole weatherman repeats day over and over until he isn't an asshole anymore.


...pretty obvious, ha.
groundhog day, ya a bit obvios...

A group of adolescents in their high school years express their feelings and thoughts through song and choreographed dance.

[alann]

The Beatles - Help!
:clap:

[williek311]

Snatch?

Close.

[CellarGhosts]

:clap:
Haha I used to love that movie. Haven't seen it in ages though.

[poppa Q]

Zach Graff is sad until he goes to new jersey

Garden State.

Dude has aids

lol

[alann]

2 guys get in trouble for witnessing a crime and smoking weed.

[domotime2]

pineapple express.


Jack Black has superpowers that make all fat girls look skinny.

[alann]

Shallow Hal

[kafe]

Close.

Lock, Stock!

[alann]

Optimistic girl tries to learn how to drive.

[starseed]

Four guys start their own business and destroy a beloved national icon.

Please, if none of the others, someone get this. It's killin' me. Killin' me.

[williek311]

Lock, Stock!

Correct!

[kafe]

Correct!

Yay! Love both Snach and Lock, Stock. Need to re-see them (again)

[Smash Adams]

Optimistic girl tries to learn how to drive.
Clueless!

French people deal with tuberculosis by singing

[alann]

Clueless!

French people deal with tuberculosis by singing
Could be, but not.

[williek311]

Clueless!

French people deal with tuberculosis by singing

Les Mes

[Smash Adams]

Les Mes
nope but good guess

[ReadyForAction]

Please, if none of the others, someone get this. It's killin' me. Killin' me.
Ghostbusters 2?

[starseed]

Ghostbusters 2?

Close. The first one. Stay Puff Marshmallow Man.

[williek311]

smokin aces

and

dogma

[The Summer Ends]

a bunch of hitmen (and hitwomen) go to kill a dude but then shit gets all turned around upside down

and

two brothers get told by god to kill bad people then they go kill bad people

[williek311]

smokin aces

and

dogma

[SlappedActor]

Waiting for Godot or Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, likely the previous, though.

You are correct, sir! (It was the former.)

[The Summer Ends]

yes

and

no

[SlappedActor]

Boondock Saints on the second one?

[Smash Adams]

los boondock saints

penguins go on a walk

[The Summer Ends]

yes

[alann]

Country singer wants the approval of his dad after killing his brother with a machete.

[starseed]

los boondock saints

penguins go on a walk

March Of The Penguins

Guy kills a lot of people named John, can't remember.

[CellarGhosts]

Samuel L. Jackson grows tired of some motherfucking snakes.

[starseed]

Samuel L. Jackson grows tired of some motherfucking snakes.

Snakes On A Motherfuckin Plane.

More like the dark side of viral marketing. That movie was so bad.

[CellarGhosts]

Snakes On A Motherfuckin Plane.

More like the dark side of viral marketing. That movie was so bad.
Haha, no kidding.

[doyouhas?]

Cowboy wants to go to Japan.

[starseed]

A ninja comes out of a coma to do ninja things with ninja people because a dingo ate her baby.

[Ailite]

A british spy does funny british things.

[Whowolf]

a man with superhuman strength meets another man who is the complete opposite of him.

[Whowolf]

Country singer wants the approval of his dad after killing his brother with a machete.

Walk Hard

[Whowolf]

a man with superhuman strength meets another man who is the complete opposite of him.

[alann]

A british spy does funny british things.
Johnny English.

[Ailite]

Johnny English.
I was actually going for Austin Powers haha

[alann]

I was actually going for Austin Powers haha
Haha, I realized that right after I posted.

[starseed]

Humans get served food by their more intelligent rodent masters.

[CellarGhosts]

Some people climb on a bus and do absolutely fucking nothing of interest.

[Drew Beringer]

Man has a hard time swallowing food, poops out an anal bead.

[Whowolf]

dude ends up having feeling for his mother after he watches after her while his dad is at work , their relationship becomes ahem sexually and is one of the most fucked up movies I've ever watched.

[cantnokdahustle]

Optimistic girl tries to learn how to drive.

Happy Go Lucky

[mick2late]

Young kid who is obsessed with death meets an old lady who is obsessed with life. Then they do some shit. Then they may or may not fuck. Then the old lady kills herself and the young kid is sad.

[alann]

Happy Go Lucky
Yes sir.

[cantnokdahustle]

Young kid who is obsessed with death meets an old lady who is obsessed with life. Then they do some shit. Then they may or may not fuck. Then the old lady kills herself and the young kid is sad.

My favorite movie.

Harold and Maude.

I heart Ruth Gordon

p.s. there is no "may or may not" about it.

[starseed]

Couple visits the guy's folks, guy sleeps with his sister, wife sleeps with his brother, sister goes crazy, kills the guy.

[domotime2]

Couple visits the guy's folks, guy sleeps with his sister, wife sleeps with his brother, sister goes crazy, kills the guy.
? not sure?


Two twenty-something kids fall in love at a summer job....the summer job is an amusement park, and the janitor is Ryan Reynolds.

[doyouhas?]

? not sure?


Two twenty-something kids fall in love at a summer job....the summer job is an amusement park, and the janitor is Ryan Reynolds.

Adventureland

Kid gets molested by baseball coach, eats some fruit loops, and sticks his hands in a cow.

[bluecrunchy]

Some guy gets offered a pizza and talks on the phone for a few hours.

[starseed]

Guy gets really pissed off and people chase him a lot.

[Mr. Ryan]

Black guy gets killed by the police.

[starseed]

Guy gets really pissed off and people chase him a lot.

[cantnokdahustle]

Adventureland

Kid gets molested by baseball coach, eats some fruit loops, and sticks his hands in a cow.

Mysterious Skin?

[Whowolf]

Black guy gets killed by the police.

Lakeview Terrace?

[mick2late]

My favorite movie.

Harold and Maude.

I heart Ruth Gordon

p.s. there is no "may or may not" about it.

Haha, correct. And I mean, she could have just jerked him off or something, lol. But yeah, they totally boned.

[Smash Adams]

anal makes a racist guy stop hating black people

[starseed]

Guy framed for murder discovers he was set up by aliens.

[CellarGhosts]

Machines get all sorts of pissed off and kill people while Coach Bombay, Lisa Simpson and others hide out in a truckstop.

the movie sucks, I just wanted to use that description

[starseed]

Dude rapes girl, then turns out he didn't rape her, but did have sex with her, officer investigates, gets thrown off case, officer was in on it, kills girl, gets killed himself by other girl who kills the original dude cause she's the mastermind. They all wanted money.

[ReadyForAction]

Close. The first one. Stay Puff Marshmallow Man.
But didnt they fight the statue of liberty in one of them?
I could be completely off but I could have sworn that tehy use teh statue of liberty to fight some giant monster

[doyouhas?]

Mysterious Skin?

win.

[starseed]

But didnt they fight the statue of liberty in one of them?
I could be completely off but I could have sworn that tehy use teh statue of liberty to fight some giant monster

Yeah but they don't destroy the Statue Of Liberty do they? Just used it to enter the museum, but I can't remember how that movie ended. In any case, fine, they did it in both movies. Man, they always destroy icons, what is up with that?

[Smash Adams]

Dude rapes girl, then turns out he didn't rape her, but did have sex with her, officer investigates, gets thrown off case, officer was in on it, kills girl, gets killed himself by other girl who kills the original dude cause she's the mastermind. They all wanted money.
Wild Things?

[Whowolf]

some guy saves the mall from bad guys and ends up getting the girl our of his league in the cliche filled funfest !

[starseed]

Wild Things?

Yeah. What a fucked movie.

[domotime2]

What if a car, cell phone, helicopter were actually space alien robots... fighting to defend the universe?

[starseed]

What if a car, cell phone, helicopter were actually space alien robots... fighting to defend the universe?

These robots, might they happen to be more than meets the eye?

[domotime2]

linkin park. absolutely haha.


Two high school teenagers fall in love instantly...then they drive around nyc for 90minutes. And we have to watch it.

[MADSTA]

Nick and Norah?

[Whowolf]

no one has guessed my recent ones.

[starseed]

no one has guessed my recent ones.

I know how you feel. No one ever guessed my first one, although I put it toward my friend and he couldn't get it either even after like three hints. I guess I'm just too good.

[Smash Adams]

some guy saves the mall from bad guys and ends up getting the girl our of his league in the cliche filled funfest !
Mallrats?

Some guy has a fantasy about selling soap

[Whowolf]

Mallrats?

Some guy has a fantasy about selling soap

nope. think more recent.

[Smash Adams]

nope. think more recent.
I was joking, it's either Paul Blart or Obverse and Report

[Whowolf]

I was joking, it's either Paul Blart or Obverse and Report

it was Paul Blart but yeah.

[SkyHeldUpByStar]

Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum.

The movie's already been done in this thread, but a friend of mine posted this on Facebook and I thought it was funny.

[Smash Adams]

lonely girl fulfills her vampire fetish, and somehow sparkles are involved

[Chris Fallon]

Man, there are some plots here I don't know but sound terrible.

[SkyHeldUpByStar]

lonely girl fulfills her vampire fetish, and somehow sparkles are involved
Ahahahahahaha, I know this one. My stepfather rented it and I walked in on the "sparkle moment." I stifled laughter as I walked away.

[domotime2]

lonely girl fulfills her vampire fetish, and somehow sparkles are involved
twilight (a guy turns into diamonds and jewlery...and he warns her that is "hideous" hahahaha)


anyways...

Dianne Lane Has Sex a LOT! with her non-husband.