Penis survey: are you a Grower or a Shower?

[Kill_the_radio]

-Shower = when limp, it is a good size and hangs nicely. When erect it may stay the same size or gains just a little length
-Grower = when limp, it is small but when erect, it will shoot up in length and can reach the same size as a shower's penis.

I'm a grower, and sometimes it poses a little problem, especially when you're caught off guard.

[BryterJonah]

Your mom's a fucking asshole

[exploration #4]

wow.

[AlkalineAshes]

haha good thread.. ive been both at times..Yes ive had grower moments but Im confident in my abilities.

[thespearkid]

I'm black. When I'm limp, it's big. When I'm hard, it's huge.

[Kill_the_radio]

Your mom's a fucking asshole

I know, i know, you think you hate the cock but trust me, eventually you'll come out of the closet and the world is going to be a better place!

[BryterJonah]

No offense, but being black AND liking Elliott Smith is fucking cool.

[BryterJonah]

I know, i know, you think you hate the cock but trust me, eventually you'll come out of the closet and the world is going to be a better place!
Poor delivery.

[ammar]

like 90% of people are growers.

[Smash Adams]

I'm an innie

[kaycey]

ask your mom.

[llwilliamsll]

I'm just small

[LaDiabla]

I have an 11 inch penis....around!

[limepomegranate]

lmao at thread.

[kaycey]

I have an 11 inch penis....around!
Alice has a cucumber.

[caress me down]

I'm black. When I'm limp, it's big. When I'm hard, it's huge.
:flirt:

[thespearkid]

No offense, but being black AND liking Elliott Smith is fucking cool.
That's one thing I love about my music taste; I love indie/indie-folk to death but can still have an appreciation for hip-hop and everything in between. My top 2 played artists on last.fm are probably mewithoutYou and Lil' Wayne haha, a fact I'm very proud of.

:flirt:
You know, "once you go black, you never go back" isn't just a saying. My ex's will testify to it's truth.

[caress me down]

That's one thing I love about my music taste; I love indie/indie-folk to death but can still have an appreciation for hip-hop and everything in between. My top 2 played artists on last.fm are probably mewithoutYou and Lil' Wayne haha, a fact I'm very proud of.


You know, "once you go black, you never go back" isn't just a saying. My ex's will testify to it's truth.
I'm ready to indulge.

[kdefrisc]

I'm an innie

hahahahahahahahha

this thread is hilarious

[bung]

Sometimes when I'm limp I'm still pretty big. But if I'm on some drug it's usually pretty small limp. But even when I'm sober, sometimes it's big limp, sometimes it not. I don't get it. Sometimes when I wake up, its big-limp, sometimes small-limp. But sometimes I just wake up with a boner.

[thesafeword]

I feel a little small regardless, but fuck it.

[fadedmemories]

Love this thread.

[lfdfforever]

a little in between for me

[4N6 science]

I'm definitely a grower.

[phil19]

great fucking thread

Sometimes when I'm limp I'm still pretty big. But if I'm on some drug it's usually pretty small limp. But even when I'm sober, sometimes it's big limp, sometimes it not. I don't get it. Sometimes when I wake up, its big-limp, sometimes small-limp. But sometimes I just wake up with a boner.

pretty much this

[billyboatkid]

Grower

[anthonydarko]

:lurking:

[killerswells]

I'm black. When I'm limp, it's big. When I'm hard, it's huge.

hahahahaha lucky bastard.

[justletgo]

I've always noticed that my penis is the equivalent to how I'm feeling at the time. If I'm exhausted and feel lazy, it just hangs there regular size. If something frightens me, it'll cringe up like it's trying to hide. When it's hot out, it's nice and comfortable and gets bigger than usual like it's relaxed and feeling good or something. When it's cold out it's like it wants to hide so it'll get smaller. So that's why I don't like the expression "men think with their penis". To me it's more like "Penis' think with their men".

[Abruptum]

I'm a grower. This can be frustrating, when off guard or when it's cold, but I'm just glad it DOES grow.

[.invisible ink.]

i like this thread. but i think those of you of legal age should link us to photos, ya know, to provide some evidence.

[Abruptum]

i like this thread. but i think those of you of legal age should link us to photos, ya know, to provide some evidence.

If being sexy is illegal, throw my ass in jail.

/lame

[Srsly]

For a while I thought this thread was about dick cheese, who the fuck grows that?

[MixedwithBlood]

< grower

[xica_sp4ever]

I'm a "shower".

[Misstamara]

interesting enough :)

[Untitled09]

Haha, love this thread. Just coasting down the homepage and saw "penis" caught my attention i won't lie. I have a grower.

[Kill_the_radio]

i like this thread. but i think those of you of legal age should link us to photos, ya know, to provide some evidence.

so that means you need one pic when limp and another one when hard?... hmmm that could be arranged!

[jagermeister]

Hahahahaha I am a bit of both.
On a semi-related note: last night I had a dream that my penis went inside my body.

[killerswells]

i like this thread. but i think those of you of legal age should link us to photos, ya know, to provide some evidence.

you may not like what you get my dear.

[AP_Punk]

ewww penis

[oldwirehands]

I thought these were referred as meats and bloods? Either way, a dick is a dick. Doesn't matter what you're workin with if you don't know how to work it.

[AlkalineAshes]

I've always noticed that my penis is the equivalent to how I'm feeling at the time. If I'm exhausted and feel lazy, it just hangs there regular size. If something frightens me, it'll cringe up like it's trying to hide. When it's hot out, it's nice and comfortable and gets bigger than usual like it's relaxed and feeling good or something. When it's cold out it's like it wants to hide so it'll get smaller. So that's why I don't like the expression "men think with their penis". To me it's more like "Penis' think with their men".
this is true

[Kill_the_radio]

yeah, but you guys can't deny that if you're a grower and a girl catches you off guard, she might be disappointed, and you can't tell her, "wait up it grows!" and start jerking off on the spot to make it grow hahaha

[.invisible ink.]

so that means you need one pic when limp and another one when hard?... hmmm that could be arranged!

yes, this is what I was implying with my post.

you may not like what you get my dear.

i never look a gift horse in the mouth...or other body part.

[Mibabalou]

cannon?

[Kozzy333]

I've always noticed that my penis is the equivalent to how I'm feeling at the time. If I'm exhausted and feel lazy, it just hangs there regular size. If something frightens me, it'll cringe up like it's trying to hide. When it's hot out, it's nice and comfortable and gets bigger than usual like it's relaxed and feeling good or something. When it's cold out it's like it wants to hide so it'll get smaller. So that's why I don't like the expression "men think with their penis". To me it's more like "Penis' think with their men".

This.

I'm a grower.

[MyNameIsRoss]

Both?

[Kassie09]

I don't think I've ever seen a penis that was a shower.

[jusscali]

I wish my dick was as big as it is when it's hard all the time...that would be awesome

[thesafeword]

i like this thread. but i think those of you of legal age should link us to photos, ya know, to provide some evidence.
Asking for n00dz on AP never works.

[killerswells]

it worked in the excitement thread.

[.invisible ink.]

Asking for n00dz on AP never works.

maybe that's because you're a creepy boy? i'm a chick, it's a different story. ;-)

[killerswells]

im tempted to create a new lesbian female profile, just to get n00dz.

devious? i know.

[kwsqd]

I'm a grower, I sent n00dz out as proof.

[4N6 science]

maybe that's because you're a creepy boy? i'm a chick, it's a different story. ;-)

I'll send you n00dz!


EDIT: n00dz is code for flowers.

[kwsqd]

way to go Jon! scandal in the white house

[4N6 science]

way to go Jon! scandal in the white house

hahaha woops! let's do some damage control ASAP!

[kwsqd]

hahaha woops! let's do some damage control ASAP!
I think it's best if you release a statement apologizing to your family and the American people.

[4N6 science]

I think it's best if you release a statement apologizing to your family and the American people.

Oh well then... I apologize for my act of attempting to send n00dz via the internet. I was a deplorable act and I will never think doing it again.

[.invisible ink.]

I'll send you n00dz!




i thought you already had. :shrug:

[zion the lion]

is it just me or does penis sound like some kind of food?

[.invisible ink.]

is it just me or does penis sound like some kind of food?

please don't eat the penis.

[4N6 science]

i thought you already had. :shrug:


I would never do such a thing! well maybe?!!

[bigblue2015]

Did somebody say n00dz?

[4N6 science]

yes n00dz was mentioned.

[justletgo]

is it just me or does penis sound like some kind of food?
"You know, Joe Rogan, this is not the first time I've tasted penis. I've had several! In my line of work, you taste penises all the time!"

[caress me down]

I wish the plural of penis was peni

[thatwasamoment]

either, depending on the weather

[zion the lion]

peni would be amazing, like that man has an enormous peni...but it looks so lonely with out the s

[samsara]

Hmm this thread is very entertaining.

[theguy77]

I'm black. When I'm limp, it's big. When I'm hard, it's huge.

this.

[caress me down]

A black penis is equivalent to that of three white peni

[4N6 science]

A black penis is equivalent to that of three white peni

where did you read this?

[caress me down]

where did you read this?
Nowhere. I just wanted to use "peni" in a sentence

[hockeycoshow1]

This thread is odd...girls asking for noodz? this is unheard of.

[4N6 science]

Nowhere. I just wanted to use "peni" in a sentence


Ahh gotcha, that's a valid response.

[caress me down]

Ahh gotcha, that's a valid response.
Thank you. It's nice to have its validity confirmed

[theguy77]

where did you read this?

common knowledge man. sorry to bust your balls (or, rather, make them feel bad about themselves)

[shes.a.ghost]

All I know is when I go running it gets smaller. Definitely wish that didn't happen.

[4N6 science]

Thank you. It's nice to have its validity confirmed

lol yes.

common knowledge man. sorry to bust your balls (or, rather, make them feel bad about themselves)

Well I wouldn't know first hand, just from the ladies.

[caress me down]

Can we transition this thread to balls? Aka the most mysterious body parts ever

[samsara]

haha it would be funny to start harassing guys for n00dz

[theguy77]

Can we transition this thread to balls? Aka the most mysterious body parts ever

hahaha mysterious? how so?

[thespearkid]

A black penis is equivalent to that of three white peni
Are you down with the brown?

Can we transition this thread to balls? Aka the most mysterious body parts ever
Sure. Ask away. I am an expert on balls, mostly mine.

[caress me down]

Their texture is so elusive I'm still suprised everytime I feel them! I feel very naive on the subject of balls. Someone educate me.

And of course I'm down with the brown!

[Smash Adams]

Their texture is so elusive I'm still suprised everytime I feel them! I feel very naive on the subject of balls. Someone educate me.

And of course I'm down with the brown!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicle
?

[samsara]

Ha wow sounds kinda whore-ish.

[hockeycoshow1]

Balls are weird.

[caress me down]

Ha wow sounds kinda whore-ish.
Who me?

[caress me down]

Ew wiki makes balls look even stranger than they are

[samsara]

Who me?

No...but do you know the Muffin Man?

[Smash Adams]

Ew wiki makes balls look even stranger than they are
You know what's strange? Aereolae, even the name is strange

[caress me down]

No...but do you know the Muffin Man?
The one that lives on Drury Lane?

[caress me down]

You know what's strange? Aereolae, even the name is strange
*Areolae
They are indeed strange. In fact all "private parts" are strange

[samsara]

The one that lives on Drury Lane?

Yes! Thats the one! :-)

[bladerdude360]

"You know, Joe Rogan, this is not the first time I've tasted penis. I've had several! In my line of work, you taste penises all the time!"

:thumbup: Very nice Chappelle's Show reference. What quality TV. Too bad he disappeared off the face of the earth.

Grower I guess.

[Smash Adams]

*Areolae
They are indeed strange. In fact all "private parts" are strange
My spelling is prettier
Yeah you'd think they'd make them nicer looking

[caress me down]

Yes! Thats the one! :-)
http://z.about.com/d/kidstvmovies/1/7/z/8/shrek3010.jpg

He's so cute I want one of my own!

[hockeycoshow1]

Areolae aren't thaaat weird.

[caress me down]

My spelling is prettier
Yeah you'd think they'd make them nicer looking
Very true. And smell nicer

[samsara]

http://z.about.com/d/kidstvmovies/1/7/z/8/shrek3010.jpg

He's so cute I want one of my own!

ha me too.

I was watching that movie the other day when I was babysitting.

[SilenceBrokenTT]

All I know is when I go running it gets smaller. Definitely wish that didn't happen.

Uhhh could I ask why? I mean, when I'm out running I'm not really thinking "oh man, my penis feels smaller... how could I flash these lady runners when it looks like this?" lol... obviously that's not what you're meaning to do when you're out running... but yeah.

[Smash Adams]

http://z.about.com/d/kidstvmovies/1/7/z/8/shrek3010.jpg

He's so cute I want one of my own!
Not my gumdrop buttons!
Very true. And smell nicer
That's just basic hygiene

[caress me down]

ha me too.

I was watching that movie the other day when I was babysitting.
You're lucky you can still babysit! That's such easy money. The girl I used to babysit moved away and I have no one else. I don't think I come off as very kid-friendly

[caress me down]

Not my gumdrop buttons!

That's just basic hygiene
That is bullshit

[justletgo]

:thumbup: Very nice Chappelle's Show reference. What quality TV. Too bad he disappeared off the face of the earth.

Grower I guess.

I know, I agree. Not that that you are a grower, but about Chappelle. I was actually looking at his imdb recently, and he's rumored to be in a movie that oddly enough is scheduled to come out in 2011.

[Smash Adams]

That is bullshit
I smell lovely thank you very much

[samsara]

Not my gumdrop buttons!



I'll never talk!

[samsara]

You're lucky you can still babysit! That's such easy money. The girl I used to babysit moved away and I have no one else. I don't think I come off as very kid-friendly

Ha it was for my sisters kids. They are horrible and evil.

[caress me down]

I smell lovely thank you very much
Oh please you can't reach your head down there and take a whiff unless you are Marilyn Manson

[Smash Adams]

Oh please you can't reach your head down there and take a whiff unless you are Marilyn Manson
I can't argue with that logic, you win this time

Also that was hard to do without getting too tmi, I'm giving myself a high five

[caress me down]

I can't argue with that logic, you win this time

Also that was hard to do without getting too tmi, I'm giving myself a high five
The "too" there is not necessary

[caress me down]

Ha it was for my sisters kids. They are horrible and evil.
Oh shit. Do you still get paid at least?

[Kassie09]

This thread took an interesting turn.

[Smash Adams]

The "too" there is not necessary
I like saying too too since it sounds like tutu so :-p

[caress me down]

I like saying too too since it sounds like tutu so :-p
swt cover

[hockeycoshow1]

This thread is umm interesting.

[samsara]

Oh shit. Do you still get paid at least?

Nope unless you call food a form of payment.

[caress me down]

Nope unless you call food a form of payment.
Alright I take back what I said that's just a bitch

[samsara]

Alright I take back what I said that's just a bitch

Yeah kinda sucks but theres no on else to take care of them so I do it.

[caress me down]

This thread has lost it

[.invisible ink.]

This thread is odd...girls asking for noodz? this is unheard of.

it was really just a suggestion. usually i don't ask, they just appear like sparkly magical images of joy into my inbox.

Can we transition this thread to balls? Aka the most mysterious body parts ever

yes please. balls are amazing. no hair please.

[caress me down]

it was really just a suggestion. usually i don't ask, they just appear like sparkly magical images of joy into my inbox.



yes please. balls are amazing. no hair please.
Hahaha hair is nasty who wants a forrest on their genitals anyway

ps. do you have any updates for me?

[.invisible ink.]

Hahaha hair is nasty who wants a forrest on their genitals anyway

ps. do you have any updates for me?

hair anywhere but the top of the head and legs and maybe a little under the arms (on boys) is pretty gross. i can't date hairy dudes, it skeeves me out completely.

...
yes, i do! i will PM you, my dear! :)

[spansen]

grower

[hoser1689]

My penis only has a tip.....its like someone glued on a acorn to the bottom of my torso

[caress me down]

Hahahahaha lucky you the ladies will adore that

[hockeycoshow1]

it was really just a suggestion. usually i don't ask, they just appear like sparkly magical images of joy into my inbox.



yes please. balls are amazing. no hair please.
Wow I wasn't aware this happened well if anyone wants to send me noodz my inbox is always open.

[Kill_the_radio]

I have a serious problem with my dick. I think i pulled it too far to the left a little (and it's not a Blink reference!) FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

[tawtaw]

Smegma.

[Kill_the_radio]

yummy!

[4N6 science]

I've seen a girl eat smegma.

[Kill_the_radio]

I don't clean my penis on purpose in order to accumulate some smegma so my girl can prepare a killer grilled smegma sandwich!

[4N6 science]

Hahaha

[LaDiabla]

smegma seriously disgusts me.

[zion the lion]

I dont think I've actually seen it in real life...but dear god its just nasty to think about.

[Kill_the_radio]

I dont think I've actually seen it in real life...but dear god its just nasty to think about.

it is actually funny! try to collect as much as possible until you form a little smegma ball that you can play with!
"I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with"

[zion the lion]

it is actually funny! try to collect as much as possible until you form a little smegma ball that you can play with!
"I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with"

And I just gagged a little bit...

[Kill_the_radio]

LOL sorry, it's friday and I really need to get out of work. I think my automatic pilot is on.

[LaDiabla]

it is actually funny! try to collect as much as possible until you form a little smegma ball that you can play with!
"I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with"

I think that is why I prefer guys that are circumsised.

[Kill_the_radio]

you're wrong, that little extra meat is delightful!

[LaDiabla]

you're wrong, that little extra meat is delightful!

you would know..

[zion the lion]

LOL sorry, it's friday and I really need to get out of work. I think my automatic pilot is on.

Haha yay friday! No friday sucks and so does smegma.

[Kill_the_radio]

you would know..

Ok then, give us a comparative analysis on circumcised ans uncircumcised peni assuming you've had bot of course.

edit: wohoo, I used "peni" in a sentence, how cool am i?

[LaDiabla]

Ok then, give us a comparative analysis on circumcised ans uncircumcised peni assuming you've had bot of course.

I've had.
Well first of all I think circumcised penises look nicer than uncircumcised. And those few millimeter don't really do the deal when having sex. Plus for bjs circumcised is def nicer.

[zion the lion]

I've had.
Well first of all I think circumcised penises look nicer than uncircumcised. And those few millimeter don't really do the deal when having sex. Plus for bjs circumcised is def nicer.

and cleaner...from my experience at least.

[Kill_the_radio]

I've had.
Well first of all I think circumcised penises look nicer than uncircumcised. And those few millimeter don't really do the deal when having sex. Plus for bjs circumcised is def nicer.

I read somewhere that circumcised guys last longer decreased sensitivity of the head of penis so that's definitely a plus for girls. But there's no way i'll get a circumcision at my age. No fucking way!

[Kill_the_radio]

and cleaner...from my experience at least.

well that depends on the guy. I try to keep it as clean as possible, and the only time I start felling "dirty" down there is when I spend a long time without having sex and/or masturbating. Posibly the "movement" cleans it naturally hahahha

[LaDiabla]

and cleaner...from my experience at least.
Not really experience that but I've heard that...

I read somewhere that circumcised guys last longer decreased sensitivity of the head of penis so that's definitely a plus for girls. But there's no way i'll get a circumcision at my age. No fucking way!

Yeah that too.
No, you shouldn't get circumcised now, that would be just really wrong...you also probably couldn't jack off for like 3 months

[dissident]

grower

[Kill_the_radio]

Ok girls it was a nice (and weird) conversation about peni, but i gotta flee.
See you around!
oh and feel free to request n00dz hahhahah jk

[zion the lion]

well that depends on the guy. I try to keep it as clean as possible, and the only time I start felling "dirty" down there is when I spend a long time without having sex and/or masturbating. Posibly the "movement" cleans it naturally hahahha

But the movement would just spread it around. But yeah it really does depend on the guy I guess.

[LaDiabla]

Ok girls it was a nice (and weird) conversation about peni, but i gotta flee.
See you around!
oh and feel free to request n00dz hahhahah jk
i want n00dz!
But the movement would just spread it around. But yeah it really does depend on the guy I guess.

I think it does clean it. Sperm is like a two in one thing. Impregnator and a domestic solvent.

[zion the lion]

i want n00dz!


I think it does clean it. Sperm is like a two in one thing. Impregnator and a domestic solvent.

Thats both pleasent and odd.

[matt_bergeron]

grower...... im cool with it.

[bigblue2015]

1) cut a hole in a box
2) put your junk in that box
3) make her open the box

[LaDiabla]

1) cut a hole in a box
2) put your junk in that box
3) make her open the box

I'd only accept a 'dick in a box' if it came from Justin.

[joemmerboy]

I have an 11 inch penis....around!

now that gives a new meaning to BISEXUAL. haha.

[caress me down]

What the f is smega

[Ailite]

I've always noticed that my penis is the equivalent to how I'm feeling at the time. If I'm exhausted and feel lazy, it just hangs there regular size. If something frightens me, it'll cringe up like it's trying to hide. When it's hot out, it's nice and comfortable and gets bigger than usual like it's relaxed and feeling good or something. When it's cold out it's like it wants to hide so it'll get smaller. So that's why I don't like the expression "men think with their penis". To me it's more like "Penis' think with their men".
Absolutely brillant

[justletgo]

Absolutely brillant

Haha thanks man. :-) I'm glad people feel the same way, and it's not just me.

[zion the lion]

What the f is smega

its the nasty icky stuff that grows on dirty people's penises/peni/wankidoodle/thing-thang/peepee because they arent a fan of hygiene and it is nastaaayyyy

edit: and totally look it up on wikipedia because that guy's pubes look out of control...jussayin