Help with satire

[framebyframe]

I need to make a news article that satirizes something like how they do in The Onion. Something funny like "Tree Featured in 'the Deer Hunter' Dies"
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/tree_featured_in_the_deer_hunter (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/tree_featured_in_the_deer_hunter)

I have a couple ideas but they don't sound funny enough.

Anyone have any funny headlines I could work with? It can be really ridiculous as long as it is classroom appropriate haha.

[thespearkid]

Barack Obama Sends Stimulus Package to Men With Erectile Dysfunction.

[framebyframe]

Barack Obama Sends Stimulus Package to Men With Erectile Dysfunction.

Hahahaha.

classroom appropriate ;-)

[undonesweater93]

"Man finds spiritual meaning in Twitter Message"

[Smash Adams]

Tree falls in the woods, the child it lands on makes a sound

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"Man finds spiritual meaning in Twitter Message"

This could work :-) I just don't know how I'm going to write an entire news article about that. Hmm

Tree falls in the woods, the child it lands on makes a sound

Hahahaha.


These are amazing. Keep em' coming please!

[cantnokdahustle]

Middle class white kid seeks affirmation for years teaching minority Jr. High students

[TotalCollapse]

I just had to write a 13 page satire for school. So annoying.