Make Mean Girls 2, Not Music

[Jason Tate]

Just what is Lindsay Lohan trying to sell with her new album cover (http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/showimage.php?i=5136&c=7)?

[exthuse]

Interesting. I can't keep up with her everchanging looks though

[CLARIFY THIS]

Meh, she still looks ok I guess.A little to skinny for my tastes. Give me 'Mean Girls' Lohan lordy,lordy she was fit then.

[Jonathan Lally]

Just what is Lindsay Lohan trying to sell with her new album cover (http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/showimage.php?i=5136&c=7)?

T&A. I'll take three!

[the_narrator]

"To Live" or "To be born"? Is that right? Oh these clever popstars and their love of asian characters.

[weworemasks]

besides sex, im not sure.


but theres a rosary hanging over her shoulders.

[jawkneephighv]

A boner.

[romantic rights]

Jesus.

[silentcries]

she's hot. i like~ =D

[resUrectMe617]

heh

[itsjdiggity]

is she supposed to look like a football?

[Jonathan Lally]

is she supposed to look like a football?

do footballs get you sprung like peewee? if so, yes.

[CyberInferno]

A boner.
She's trying to sell a boner...so she's, what, doing Viagra ads? Otherwise I don't see how a boner is marketable ;)

[s.deel.besonym]

ugh, shes hot.

[maledixtion]

Enough albums to shut down Hillary Duff and Ashlee Simpson. And subsequently get Punk'd.

On a sidenote, thank god for Britney Spears and Christina Aquilera. They taught the younger generation that if you can't make decent music, at least have press photos that people can masturbate to. God bless you Britney.

[DieForAlgernon]

who cares what she is selling, i am buying.

[JunkBondTrader]

SEX! SEX!

what do I win?

[ghostyouare]

I'd sell her my wang

[StartingLine182]

I honestly dont find her that attractive once she got to be so skinny. Yeah, shes still hot, but not as much to me.

[JunkBondTrader]

anyone that says they wouldnt fuck her is either lying or.....well you are just lying

[[Brendan]]

Just what is Lindsay Lohan trying to sell with her new album cover (http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/showimage.php?i=5136&c=7)?
......

[They]

and a one, and a two, and a....LOOK LIKE MADONNA.....LOOK LIKE MADONNA....good girl.

[jawkneephighv]

She's trying to sell a boner...so she's, what, doing Viagra ads? Otherwise I don't see how a boner is marketable ;)Yeah, she sold me a boner, smartass. ;)

[Frequency]

Can someone here understand Asian calligraphy and translate it for me?

[surpressmemory]

i don't even care b/c i am buying it

miss lohan has gone from very hot, to disgusting, then back up to decently hot

[ishotthepilot]

her body.


thanks to whoever deciphered the asian character, i was wondering. i bet you couldve put anything there...

[muddysocks7]

haha good to see that chinese character's are still "in"

[katieb0nes]

selling herself, but don't worry she has a rosary so it's justified. she's so stupid and it's not just because i'm a girl.

[ThatGuy]

albums tate...she is trying to sell albums.

[Sycro]

tic tac toe tattoos?

[thewebguy]

i'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that jesus doesn't like his body hanging on a cross, hanging on a mostly naked teenage girl on an album cover.

[tommyhaych]

Just what is Lindsay Lohan trying to sell with her new album cover (http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/showimage.php?i=5136&c=7)?

I don't know, but I'll be sure to buy it.

[analog_boy]

The MS Paint scribble at the left hand side could have been left out.

[JunkBondTrader]

The MS Paint scribble at the left hand side could have been left out.
thats art motherfucker.

[FrancesdaMute]

wetdream for anyones webzine. ahmen.

[codyxburnsxred]

im not sure, but im falling in love.

[vegasbabyvegas]

Just what is Lindsay Lohan trying to sell with her new album cover (http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/showimage.php?i=5136&c=7)?

A hot girl with a pop music writer writing all the hooks. Seems pretty harmless to me...

[Rickywithoutyou]

duff > lohan

[i bet i bet]

no, duff is a piece of shit

[Saves The Night]

shes trying to get my hand in my pants!

[Saves The Night]

duff > lohan Duff < Lohan < AIDS I hope that puts it into perspective.

[slickwataris]

Did that just come out today I saw it in the store Sunday. It's hot

[DroppedUrPocket]

She's not hot anymore. It's saddening. She's a crackwhore now.

[splitsecond]

She just sold me 5 min in the bathroom with a kleenex.

[thebestkylever]

holy airbrush batman!

[Flags of Dawn]

good to see if the whole music/acting thing doesnt work out, she'll have a career in plumbing.

[siimpx]

i like her tattoo

[DroppedUrPocket]

thats art motherfucker.

Hahaha. I lolled.

[pinkbullets]

She's doing a good job of looking like she belongs on Myspace with that picture

[Lemieux66]

Just what is Lindsay Lohan trying to sell with her new album cover (http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/showimage.php?i=5136&c=7)?

Cocaine.

[nerogtr]

ha...i can't take her seriously. i always think of her in "the parent trap" hahahaha.

[duffe]

Hawt.

[preppyak]

i don't even care b/c i am buying it

This is not the kind of music you should support. If you want to buy it because she is hot, then go find some porn of her on the internet, don't waste the $20 on this album when you could get two much better indie releases for that price.

[noodledancer]

she's selling her celebrity. she got a record deal because someone realized they could profit from her popularity.

is there an unwritten rule that every female pop singer has to be blond at some point? it's getting old.

[Adeniz19]

i dont think she is hot

and did anyone see her on conan? you can tell conan wanted to rip into her sooooo bad but he was just holding back haha. and who the fuck goes around promoting their cd but doesnt even perform? at least ashley simpson TRIES to perform

[golly_sandra]

What does it matter.
This isn't even news, really.

Just like that other site posted earlier, about the Bayside thing.
This is just opinion.

I'm not saying that I even like her music or anything, but come on.

[PlaCracktheSky]

Enough albums to shut down Hillary Duff and Ashlee Simpson. And subsequently get Punk'd.

On a sidenote, thank god for Britney Spears and Christina Aquilera. They taught the younger generation that if you can't make decent music, at least have press photos that people can masturbate to. God bless you Britney.

HAHAHAHAHA

[IAPAI]

I liked her way better in the "I'm-a-coked-out-slut" phase. She always has to be so wholesome to sell albums.

[TakingBackNolan]

Just what is Lindsay Lohan trying to sell with her new album cover (http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/showimage.php?i=5136&c=7)?

Eating disorders?

[DroppedUrPocket]

Eating disorders?

Perry Bible Fellowship ftw.

[Nigel]

any day in the week and twice on sundays, I'll buy it

[TheOldJostler]

I'll bet she's got some serious beef drapes.

[pretty_in_punk3]

*cough* slut *cough*

she and hilary duff oh and ashley simpson should be SHOT

none of them can sing so GIVE UP ALREADY....i hate them all...and no i don't hate them because im jealous, they really CANNOT sing.

[DroppedUrPocket]

*cough* slut *cough*

she and hilary duff oh and ashley simpson should be SHOT

none of them can sing so GIVE UP ALREADY....i hate them all...and no i don't hate them because im jealous, they really CANNOT sing.

And Buddy from Senses Fail can? >:o

[Rufio21]

Just what is Lindsay Lohan trying to sell with her new album cover (http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/showimage.php?i=5136&c=7)?

the thing that scans barcodes at stores..that was easy

[Nigel]

*cough* slut *cough*

she and hilary duff oh and ashley simpson should be SHOT

none of them can sing so GIVE UP ALREADY....i hate them all...and no i don't hate them because im jealous, they really CANNOT sing.
Stop? Why? If they're making TONS of money, much more then any of us every will in our lifetime put together, why stop.

[romantic rights]

*cough* slut *cough*

she and hilary duff oh and ashley simpson should be SHOT

none of them can sing so GIVE UP ALREADY....i hate them all...and no i don't hate them because im jealous, they really CANNOT sing.

I'd rather have little girls listening to them rather than the music that i listen to.

[van_morrison]

she's selling her looks because her music sucks. people will support a good-looking gal no matter how bad the material