Attn Caleb...

[mikeford]

Q: Hey Bill, I'm graduating college soon and need a job so I'm thinking of challenging Dan Dickau for his roster spot. What do you think are my chances? Here are my stats: 5-foot-10, 'bout a buck-seventy, no bball experience past high school, white (but not as white), and can dunk on an 8-foot hoop. I could see this thing going either way, really. Thanks.
-- Adam Sirois, Dover, NH



courtesy of Bill Simmons column 12/16/05.

[Caleb Cattivera]

Q: Hey Bill, I'm graduating college soon and need a job so I'm thinking of challenging Dan Dickau for his roster spot. What do you think are my chances? Here are my stats: 5-foot-10, 'bout a buck-seventy, no bball experience past high school, white (but not as white), and can dunk on an 8-foot hoop. I could see this thing going either way, really. Thanks.
-- Adam Sirois, Dover, NH



courtesy of Bill Simmons column 12/16/05.

ok? what does this prove?

stop taking up bandwidth.

[mikeford]

clearly caleb failed "taking a joke 101"

[weezer182]

sorry its wasnt a funny joke

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

fucking Dan Dickau haters.

[somethingyellow]

clearly mikeford failed at being funny. that was a waste of a thread, please don't keep making treads if they are like this. thank you

[Doug]

fucking dan dickau <3ers

[somethingyellow]

fucking dan dickau <3ers
you know it

[yeat182]

i thought it was funny.