The Chapelle Theory

[Frank Giaramita]

One of our readers submitted a document about Dave Chappele's downfall and I've posted it below. It's a very interesting read to say the least.

Hey, I know that this is not music related, but I found it to be a very interesting read. It I am not one to usually give into conspiracy theory, but as outlandish as all this seems, it was put together very well.

http://www.chappelletheory.com/index.html

"This account of Dave Chappelle's fall from grace has been pieced together by a retired public relations executive who wishes to remain anonymous. A very interesting read."

Submitted by: Slovo

[LostSymphonies]

o well, whatever never found his show that funny anyways

[Shatter_Glass]

SMACK B*TCH! :Mr-T:

[Make Out Kid]

Wow....I don't know if its true or not. I wouldnt think people would be that offended, and thats pretty scary, but who knows, there did seem to be alot of shit going on underneath waht we all saw.

[uh oh smmoreo]

That is very creepy. I don't know if I believe it... Oprah, Bill Cosby, the guy who organized the Million Man March, Al Sharpton, part of a conspiracy theory threatening a man's life? Seems far fetched, but at the same time, not at all.

[irthesteve]

i got to the "theory" and stopped, it confused me beyond belief. anyone want to sumamrize

[Trainsaw]

this is obviously fake

[macius]

there's no way this is true.

[YearsGoneBy]

hahahahha

[Ender217]

if its just a theory, how does he list exact dates? hell how would he know about secret meetings that no actual reporters were able to uncover ... obviously this is made up

[!kELLEE]

i can't believe i read all of that. haha, oprah with her thugs pointing a gun at his chest and threatening him. i like it.

[quiksilver21k]

the first two people to respond to the post are pretty ignorant. how could you not read that and feel sorry for dave? even if its not true, it was a really good read. it sounds pretty legit...I guess everyone just has to wait and see whats really going on. im sure chapelle will be back soon enough though. and how could you not think that he is hliarious? the man is a comedic genius.

[ilovebsb]

this is creepy =( . does anyone else believe this?

[FOBPrettyNPunk]

that's pretty crazy, if it is real

[jimemos]

i find this all really hard to believe

[fedhed7]

theres absolutely no way this is real. i read almost all of it, and each page got more far-fetched than the last. it's well thought out, but theres no way that the person who wrote this can know what al sharpton whispered into dave chappelle's ear in a movie theater if chappelle never told anybody.

besides, chappelle makes fun of everybody equally. for every sketch he makes about black people, he makes fun of white people twice as much.

[mrzippo3]

i think it's bullshit... his craft is comedy, he makes millions of people laugh everyday, that's all one can ask for. He is making fun of stereotypes because he has a good sense of humor. This show isn't hurting the black community. I have no idea what are facts and what aren't, but in my opinion, this is some bullshit

[Evolution Kid]

whethe or not it's all true, he does have a third season coming out. atleast according to comedy central's ads for last laugh.

[WhatSayYou]

If this is true, it pisses me off!

[Bobcat46308]

" Oprah Winfrey leaned forward and whispered in my ear "you better watch your step — we're representing interests more powerful than you can imagine. You do remember that Farrakhan killed Malcom, and that Cosby, Johnson and I have more money than God — we can keep this harassment up forever. Is this what you want your life to be like Dave?" "

lol, sounds like oprah. whoever wrote this is wacked out. because that is totally what happened to biggie and pac, some black dude got pissed at them for using the n-word and portraying black people as thugs. totally insane

anyways, chappelle had money too. he should've organized something similar to the black crusaders. and this guy makes his wife sound like a bitch, never believing dave and calling the hospital all the time. didn't she ever wonder about the pictures, phone calls, or broken windows??

pretty entertaining story, though. i really miss the chappelle show

[fedhed7]

whethe or not it's all true, he does have a third season coming out. atleast according to comedy central's ads for last laugh.


Not entirely. They're just showing a couple of the skits he already made. Chappelle won't actually be hosting any episodes. Also, there's going to be a lot less episodes than a regular season.

[guesswhodied]

wow. ever page is a little more unbelievable than the last. still, it was very interesting. and every once and a while little pieces of the story do make sense, while other parts don't at all....

[MarKuS]

o well, whatever never found his show that funny anyways

do you have a sense of humour!!!!! the chappelle show is fucking hilarious!!

[Shatter_Glass]

the first two people to respond to the post are pretty ignorant. how could you not read that and feel sorry for dave? even if its not true, it was a really good read. it sounds pretty legit...I guess everyone just has to wait and see whats really going on. im sure chapelle will be back soon enough though. and how could you not think that he is hliarious? the man is a comedic genius.

Pretty ignorant huh....3 fingers are pointing back at you my "Little Cracker white kid, who would never really look at a black person in the face on the street but would laugh about one on t.v.". "It sounds pretty legit" LMAO Yeah....The part that got me was with the 3 big blacks and Oprah standing over Chapelle in his own house, with a 45 of all guns..... like OPRAH gives two shits. Major props though to the kid who took time to construct this whole thing, VERY entertaining, heck I read the whole darn thing.

[mrzippo3]

still reading this... this is such bullshit, i'm sure Oprah had 3 goons put a gun to his chest and i'm sure he had a voodoo doll sent to his house, c'mon people... I have a big imagination too. This is quite the story, but please, don't expect me to believe any of this crap

[bones jones]

bullshit.

[tearjerker]

Wow. I never watched the Chapelle show but this website is pretty scary. Is it possible that people wield such power? I would like to believe not but hey! who knows?

[CrucifiedHeart]

this was crazy.

but a good read.

Chapelle is amazing. He makes jokes about the stereotypes and is trying to break down racial barriers.
Carlos mencia, I do not find funny and I think he is just reinforcing and using old racial stereotypes for cheap laughs, perpetuating ignorance.

[KidLightning]

holy hyperbole...this guy can't be serious...i knew it was all a sham when i got to the secret cabal of black entertainers or whatever bullshit, "the dark crusaders"...this is almost as bad as the theory that the so-called "zionists" control all of the mainstream media. I surely hope no one believes this crap....

[Tom Da Bomb]

i belive this theory.

although i beliver there was a bigger involvment with a radical muslim group, then oprah having too much involment.

it really makes a lot of sence.

the show was hilliarous, and it did push alot of racial limits.

and im sure he did get threats to his family.
and smoked alot of pot, and got wicked paranoid.

o well, the skits that were produced for season 3 are going to be released soon. so he did win after all.

and i bet his next movie will be the funnyest movie of all time.

[travisev]

this is classic. OMG POOR DAVE O WELL IM SURE HE'LL BE BACK LOLZ

[TheRunAround]

haha oprah with a gun is a little far fetched, and al sharpton tracking down dave in the theatres

but at the same time i wouldnt be surprised if smaller profile people working for bigger groups were quite upset

I think a movie about that theory would be amazing!! like seriously great! seeing an actor playing al sharpton sneaking into chappelle's kids rooms for a photo op

[mat1419]

somewhere a 17 year old got an A in creative writing...

[mrzippo3]

i belive this theory.

although i beliver there was a bigger involvment with a radical muslim group, then oprah having too much involment.

it really makes a lot of sence.

the show was hilliarous, and it did push alot of racial limits.

and im sure he did get threats to his family.
and smoked alot of pot, and got wicked paranoid.

o well, the skits that were produced for season 3 are going to be released soon. so he did win after all.

and i bet his next movie will be the funnyest movie of all time.

do you know how to spell? The more pot you smoke, the more used to it you are less paranoid you get. People who smoke and get paranoid are the people that are smokin for their first few times. And a reverend, a person of "God" is not going to threaten people with their lives like that... this "theory" is a bunch of crap

[CantBeStopped]

ok .. . the thing that makes the least sense . .. this guy claims he got information from someone who was working while they held a meeting. . . how did he know stuff that happened after that meeting. and like the "black crusaders" would be ignorant enough to leave evidence behind. . . haha

[Tom Da Bomb]

no this is seriously what happend.

exagerated yes. but belive it or not, ppl did threaten his family.
do you blame him?

[xburningcoffin]

it just soundss ridiculous...but i feel like it could happen just not in the way this fool wrote it....do u actually this cosby and oprah eat lunch together and talk about chapelle's show.....come on this story is just hilarious...my wife would never think i was paranoid if occurances kept coming up like that....i can't believe he was so scared for his family's life that he leaves the country to go to africa? i wouldn;t leave them alone ever.

[postpaintboy]

if you actually even considered believing this...you are retarded. literally retarded.

voodoo dolls from bill cosby. al sharpton following him into a movie theater. oprah breaking into him home.

[Slovo]

I was the one that submitted this, I just found it pretty interesting. Whether it was true or not, it is a pretty entertaining read.

[be mine]

This is BS. I stopped here.

" The first episode of Chappelle's Show aired on January 22, 2003. It was a lightly promoted thirty minute show that Comedy Central executives hoped would perform as well as earlier shows such as Strangers with Candy, or The Man Show. The budget was modest, the stars were modest — Chappelle's biggest success up until this time had been the cult stoner comedy Half Baked — and expectations were modest.

Chappelle was looking forward to the show's debut, but was nonplussed about its chances for success.

Clearly, neither Comedy Central nor Chappelle had any inkling of the impact Chappelle's Show would have on pop culture. "

The show was promoted BEYOND BELIEF. You could not get away from ads for the first episode they were everywhere. Comedy Central tested that first episode with THOUSANDS of people in focus groups and it got their highest numbers since South Park.

[volume+volume]

"The truth is stranger than fiction"

[Snails]

what if maybe this guy was one of the people involved in he whole conspiracy. then he'd know all of this stuff...

[nintendocore]

i think some parts are farfetched but i can believe all of these people had a role in the demise of the show. i refuse to have anything to do with anything that involves bill cosby, oprah, louis farakhan, and mostly al sharpton. they're all powerful people with distorted views of their goals for the future of african americans in this country.

[smalltymehero]

this is ridiculous.

[quiksilver21k]

Pretty ignorant huh....3 fingers are pointing back at you my "Little Cracker white kid, who would never really look at a black person in the face on the street but would laugh about one on t.v.". "It sounds pretty legit" LMAO Yeah....The part that got me was with the 3 big blacks and Oprah standing over Chapelle in his own house, with a 45 of all guns..... like OPRAH gives two shits. Major props though to the kid who took time to construct this whole thing, VERY entertaining, heck I read the whole darn thing.

like oprah gives two shits? Im sure she does...the queen of daytime television...you really think she wants to be portrayed in this light? and do you have any clue to how much power she has? Im not saying that its true...but the things he talks about definitly could happen...

[ActorInThisPlay]

crazy, i read the whole thing and even if it is not true then it was very well thought out. seems like it isn't too far fetched to have actually occurred. it was kind of weird how Chappelle just backed out of a 50 million dollar deal like that.

[halfamile]

you have to keep in mind that these are some very powerful people who are driven by such things as race relations. I'm not picking sides here, but really, think about how you likely thought that show was hilarious and didn't think twice about there being negative stereotypes being reinforced in your mind. (I know, I sound cheesy) Chappelle's show must have so much influence on society's standard for acceptable

I tend to believe this theory...but then again, I like a good story, and that was a good story

[chroma23]

Crazy stuff. A little far fetched but something along those lines could happen. Very nicely written.

[A picasso blue]

so anyway..what's Dave Chapelle up to now? I heard he's continuing with standup.

[mrzippo3]

do you people believe in the tooth fairy as well?

p.s. 2 Pac lives in my basement... he's cutting a new demo as we speak

[Let's get away.]

do you know how to spell? The more pot you smoke, the more used to it you are less paranoid you get. People who smoke and get paranoid are the people that are smokin for their first few times. And a reverend, a person of "God" is not going to threaten people with their lives like that... this "theory" is a bunch of crap


Are you seriously this dumb?? You cannot build a tolerance to pot, therefore it would not matter if its your first or one hundreth time, pot is proven to make you paranoid, no matter how many times you've done this drug.

[mrzippo3]

Are you seriously this dumb?? You cannot build a tolerance to pot, therefore it would not matter if its your first or one hundreth time, pot is proven to make you paranoid, no matter how many times you've done this drug.

hey retard, when did you get your P.H.D? and yes, you can build a tolerance

[Darren McLeod]

I always knew Bill Cosby was the reason behind Chappelle's downfall.

[Timmy Poo]

Are you seriously this dumb?? You cannot build a tolerance to pot, therefore it would not matter if its your first or one hundreth time, pot is proven to make you paranoid, no matter how many times you've done this drug.

What did you just say? You cannot build a tolerance to pot?

Yea, good point. That's why after years of substance abuse, potheads still only need two hits to get high, just like when they started. Forget the scientifically proven fact that the more pot you smoke, the more you need to get high.

But back to the topic...this is an excellent read and extremely well organized, but its very idea is flawed. Chapelle does less than 35-40% of the actual writing. Neal Brennan writes the majority of them. Chapelle is just the main actor who delivers the most offensive lines (hence the series' title). If these "Dark Crusaders" were really out to stop the show, they would go after Brennan.

[IAPAI]

hey retard, when did you get your P.H.D? and yes, you can build a tolerance

The side-effects of pot do NOT decrease the more you smoke it. You get just as euphoric, and just as paranoid/anxious as you would if you smoke every day or once a week. It doesn't matter, it is a SIDE-EFFECT that is non-negotiable.

And this story seems like one of those TV movies that is "Based on a true story". There are probably certain elements that reflect things that happened in real-life, but I highly doubt that any cable station had a direct feed from Oprah's studio to Chappelle's house so she could tell him she was disappointed in the "Niggars" sketch. Unfathomable. BIll Cosby, on the other hand, is someone who would take it upon himself to go directly to Dave Chappelle and tell him that he thought he was hurting the African-American culture.

[ForeverInADay]

Did anyone notice that every first letter in the introduction was capitalized?

It spells out : OTCIAPHABHATO and so on...

I found it suspicious hahahahaha i need sleep.

[mrzippo3]

The side-effects of pot do NOT decrease the more you smoke it. You get just as euphoric, and just as paranoid/anxious as you would if you smoke every day or once a week. It doesn't matter, it is a SIDE-EFFECT that is non-negotiable.

Sorry, I disagree, obviously, you never smoke pot

[TheWoj]

i'll believe it.

[CaliHGiloveunot]

Its possible. Regardless of how ridiculous it sounds. Like others on here have said, these are some pretty powerful people. I think its a hard idea for most to grasp because no one wants to believe such insane possibilities. The entertainment business is really a fucked up world. Everything is covered up.

[jackalt12]

the "black crusaders"? come on people, this is nonsense, i hope people stop wasting their time giving this website hits, its ridiculous

[arizonahotrock]

I think that this could possibly happen...but there were some inconsistencies in the theory. Mainly that he was "sending a message" to the Dark Crusaders using his show...I'm pretty sure that those shows would have already been filmed and he wouldn't have been able to rewrite shows in the middle of the season and do them...could you?

[forumreader]

There is no way this is what happened. I quit reading after the author introduced the "crusaders." Yeah Bill Clinton, Colin Farrell, Pete Wentz, Bill Murray, Larry the Cable Guy and Peter Jackson could all accost Freddie Prinze Jr. to get "Freddie" off the air as well, but I seriously fucking doubt it.

[DATF Chris]

Funny Bill Cosby cartoon. http://www.waxy.org/random/video/cosbys/house_of_cosbys_1_high.mov

[smokedsanity]

Sorry, I disagree, obviously, you never smoke pot

Ok, so I used to be a pot head. I'm not proud of it at all but I will say that I was just as paranoid towards the end as I was when I started. So, maybe it depends on the person but in my case, I stayed paranoid. Get off the guy's back. Pot is not worth arguing about.

[poppa Q]

Hahaha.

[birdman]

does anyone else think its ironic that in response to chapelle painting the black community as violent and arrogant, the leaders of the black community threaten him with violence?

none of this is true anyways, but if it was its pretty ironic.

[kennethagee]

Seems pretty crazy, but it wouldn't suprise me, I mean it does make sense. I don't deny it or believe it, who knows.

[ForeverInADay]

if all of this is true, then i say FUCK bill cosby and oprah and farrakkhan and everyone else involved in that.

I've got black friends, and none of them have ever taken any of the material on chapelles show for anything more then it is, it's comedy. It's all for laughs, does it really matter this much?

[Sloppy Coleby]

hard to believe? YES

but this kind of shit happens to a lot of people. I feel sorry for the guy. I feel sorry for myself

[TheWordsmith]

all of the "dark crusaders" seem like sketchy folks, i'm interested to hear from dave.

[JacksColdSweat]

If this isnt true it would make a great Chapelle show skit. But something like this could have happened, if you are as rich as oprah you can do whatever you want.

[gil_ag]

i hate bill cosby

[JohnnyQuest]

This smacks of the 'elders of zion' conspiracy that has been just one of many tarnishing rumors about the jewish community. For those of you who don't know, the 'elders of zion' is supposedly the assembly of the world's most powerful jewish leaders, who meet every few years to discuss their plans to dominate politics, business, and the media. "dark crusaders"? i don't know, kind of offensive to me.

[frankpistol]

a)If this were true how could the "dark crusaders" allow this site to still existl?
b)If even his close friends and close co workers didn't know what was going on... how does this guy know everything and isn't silenced...?

[cahrishurr]

eh chappelles show was funny
it was a fad
and im glad its gone so they have room for new shows and what not

on a side note Reno 911 is better than chappelles show

[Cheddar]

You kids scrutinize things too much.

I believe it.

[fromwithin]

i'll believe it 100%. these are the same black people that act like their race is so opressed and that theyre a minority and blacks are portrayed bad and blah blah blah. its all a bunch of bullshit. look at pro sports those negroes are making millions and millions of dollars and have driven the majority of white people out of them (sans hockey). black people like the "crusaders" are always looking to see if their race is being portrayed bad and if it is they'll blow their damn whistle so hard with all their power. i'm just so sick of seeing this shit all the time. black people need to stop acting like they were their ancestors in slavery and so opressed. you don't see jews going around and blaming the holocaust whenever they have a problem do you? point is, theyre just lazy, drug using criminals. look at the statistics: more than 50% of people in prison are black. and the percentage of black people on welfare i dont quite know but i bet its a majority as well. one more thing, did you notice how the black people were acting in the wake of the hurricane: instead of trying to survive, theyre out looting stores for tv's, "air force ones" and anything except food. also the situation at the dome on how they shot at the helicopters and raped women inside while other people were just trying to survive. they act like cavemen even to this day and that's why i cannot feel bad for them one bit. i'm not racist because that would mean i hate all black people and i dont, i feel there are alot of successful black people out there but they worked for their success while the rest just use opression and slavery as an excuse to be jobless, on welfare, and addicted to drugs/alcohol.

[Cheddar]

maybe you're not racist, but you're a little fucking crazy

[mrzippo3]

i'll believe it 100%. these are the same black people that act like their race is so opressed and that theyre a minority and blacks are portrayed bad and blah blah blah. its all a bunch of bullshit. look at pro sports those negroes are making millions and millions of dollars and have driven the majority of white people out of them (sans hockey). black people like the "crusaders" are always looking to see if their race is being portrayed bad and if it is they'll blow their damn whistle so hard with all their power. i'm just so sick of seeing this shit all the time. black people need to stop acting like they were their ancestors in slavery and so opressed. you don't see jews going around and blaming the holocaust whenever they have a problem do you? point is, theyre just lazy, drug using criminals. look at the statistics: more than 50% of people in prison are black. and the percentage of black people on welfare i dont quite know but i bet its a majority as well. one more thing, did you notice how the black people were acting in the wake of the hurricane: instead of trying to survive, theyre out looting stores for tv's, "air force ones" and anything except food. also the situation at the dome on how they shot at the helicopters and raped women inside while other people were just trying to survive. they act like cavemen even to this day and that's why i cannot feel bad for them one bit. i'm not racist because that would mean i hate all black people and i dont, i feel there are alot of successful black people out there but they worked for their success while the rest just use opression and slavery as an excuse to be jobless, on welfare, and addicted to drugs/alcohol.

you are one brave soul to say somethin like that

[jeweltosparkle]

except that they just played the "trailer" for season 3 the other night on Comdey Central announcing Chappelle was back...

[permanent]

That was one hell of a read. Best amount of time I have spent on the internet all day.

[losingstreakca]

that whole thing was complete bull shit.

we all know that it was the free masons who stopped dave from making the rest of season 3, not the black legion of doom.

[AShannon04]

I dunno if anyone said this before me (too lazy to read everything), but this is definitely fake. All of the skits for the show are shot before the season even begins to be shown on Comedy Central (the author even admits this towards the end when he says that 6 of Season 3's episodes were ready when Chapelle backed out), so it makes absolutely no sense that Chapelle wanted leverage against Oprah by doing the skit about her after being woken up in the middle of the night. After all, the next week's show would have already been shot, edited, and ready to be shown for months by this point.

[JacksColdSweat]

except that they just played the "trailer" for season 3 the other night on Comdey Central announcing Chappelle was back...

Comedy Central is just aiing the episodes that were already shot before dave cancelled the show. They own the rights hes not putting them out, Comedy central is.

[heyRomanticA__x]

i'll believe it 100%. these are the same black people that act like their race is so opressed and that theyre a minority and blacks are portrayed bad and blah blah blah. its all a bunch of bullshit. look at pro sports those negroes are making millions and millions of dollars and have driven the majority of white people out of them (sans hockey). black people like the "crusaders" are always looking to see if their race is being portrayed bad and if it is they'll blow their damn whistle so hard with all their power. i'm just so sick of seeing this shit all the time. black people need to stop acting like they were their ancestors in slavery and so opressed. you don't see jews going around and blaming the holocaust whenever they have a problem do you? point is, theyre just lazy, drug using criminals. look at the statistics: more than 50% of people in prison are black. and the percentage of black people on welfare i dont quite know but i bet its a majority as well. one more thing, did you notice how the black people were acting in the wake of the hurricane: instead of trying to survive, theyre out looting stores for tv's, "air force ones" and anything except food. also the situation at the dome on how they shot at the helicopters and raped women inside while other people were just trying to survive. they act like cavemen even to this day and that's why i cannot feel bad for them one bit. i'm not racist because that would mean i hate all black people and i dont, i feel there are alot of successful black people out there but they worked for their success while the rest just use opression and slavery as an excuse to be jobless, on welfare, and addicted to drugs/alcohol.

And you posting this makes the "crusaders" point.

[moonlightcape]

very creepy. i bet people have this sort of power to do such actions, but not sure on the validity of this 'theory' i dont know if we'll ever get more insight or a way to prove or disprove this website tho. i would like to know the truth, and i respect dave and his work. so funny, and i can see how people could be offended.

[MaxPower8504]

Comedy Central is just aiing the episodes that were already shot before dave cancelled the show. They own the rights hes not putting them out, Comedy central is.


Umm if you watched the trailer it was Dave in front of a man that looked like the dude from Power Rangers and it was a skit in itself poking fun at how Dave "ran off" before..... and Comedy Central would not just play 6 episodes....a whole season is 12 therefore Chappelle finished the other 6

[IAPAI]

Sorry, I disagree, obviously, you never smoke pot

On the contrary, I wouldn't have said it if I didn't have strong convictions it was true.

[RedAffairJesse]

i think i found a flaw... it said on November 12th 2004 that Bill Cosby asked his wife to go see a screening of his show.. but didnt Cosby end in 99?

[Tom Da Bomb]

i think i found a flaw... it said on November 12th 2004 that Bill Cosby asked his wife to go see a screening of his show.. but didnt Cosby end in 99?


Cosby will never end..........


....the theory continues...

[weworemasks]

i belive this theory.

although i beliver there was a bigger involvment with a radical muslim group, then oprah having too much involment.

it really makes a lot of sence.

the show was hilliarous, and it did push alot of racial limits.

and im sure he did get threats to his family.
and smoked alot of pot, and got wicked paranoid.

o well, the skits that were produced for season 3 are going to be released soon. so he did win after all.

and i bet his next movie will be the funnyest movie of all time.

oh wow.

i'll believe it 100%. these are the same black people that act like their race is so opressed and that theyre a minority and blacks are portrayed bad and blah blah blah. its all a bunch of bullshit. look at pro sports those negroes are making millions and millions of dollars and have driven the majority of white people out of them (sans hockey). black people like the "crusaders" are always looking to see if their race is being portrayed bad and if it is they'll blow their damn whistle so hard with all their power. i'm just so sick of seeing this shit all the time. black people need to stop acting like they were their ancestors in slavery and so opressed. you don't see jews going around and blaming the holocaust whenever they have a problem do you? point is, theyre just lazy, drug using criminals. look at the statistics: more than 50% of people in prison are black. and the percentage of black people on welfare i dont quite know but i bet its a majority as well. one more thing, did you notice how the black people were acting in the wake of the hurricane: instead of trying to survive, theyre out looting stores for tv's, "air force ones" and anything except food. also the situation at the dome on how they shot at the helicopters and raped women inside while other people were just trying to survive. they act like cavemen even to this day and that's why i cannot feel bad for them one bit. i'm not racist because that would mean i hate all black people and i dont, i feel there are alot of successful black people out there but they worked for their success while the rest just use opression and slavery as an excuse to be jobless, on welfare, and addicted to drugs/alcohol.

regardless of what you deny, that entire paragraph is belittling to 95% to the black community, and im positive you havent gotten your point across to anyone due to your heavy use of racial prejudice and stereotypes. if "you arent racist," then learn how to debate something without coming off like an ignorant fucking bigot.

[RedAffairJesse]

Cosby will never end..........


....the theory continues...


honestly... the funniest thing i have heard all year...

[iliedmyfaceoff]

haha the dark crusaders??? this whole thing is proposterous, anyone who buys into this crap is retarded. oohhh secret documents found by hotel staff that have never been seen by anyone, and oprah threatening dave's life, this is hillarious. i cant believe i just wasted my time reading that. dave cracked under tremendous pressure to preform, the eyes of the whole world were on him and he snapped, period. if you believe this for one second you should be punched in the head.

[mrzippo3]

haha the dark crusaders??? this whole thing is proposterous, anyone who buys into this crap is retarded. oohhh secret documents found by hotel staff that have never been seen by anyone, and oprah threatening dave's life, this is hillarious. i cant believe i just wasted my time reading that. dave cracked under tremendous pressure to preform, the eyes of the whole world were on him and he snapped, period. if you believe this for one second you should be punched in the head.

i'm with you man

[Total Silence]

i got to the "theory" and stopped, it confused me beyond belief. anyone want to sumamrize

you must be pretty retarded if you got confused. Or your just really fucking lazy.

[theunibomber]

heavy marijuana use= extreme paranoia

[djUbilla]

I'll believe that this is a theory as to what was going on in Dave's head due to some catalyst and an extreme exaggeration of what happened.

[atticusfinch]

I never found the guy funny.

Family Guy>Dave

[atticusfinch]

honestly... the funniest thing i have heard all year...
Fuck, dude. You need to get out more.

[From: Skulls]

That week's Chappelle's Show featured a sketch that parodied anti-drug commercials, and shows a little girl on a bike being hit by a car of stoned teenagers. In this rendition however, Dave and his crew hit the kid, freak out, and then decide to chop her body up and stuff her remains down a drain.

This never happened

[Darren McLeod]

I never found the guy funny.

Family Guy>Dave
Sketch Comedy is much different than an animated sitcom. This is a strange comparison.

[justanact]

Just another example of minorities controlling the media from the shadows!! ::sarcasm::

yea I stopped reading at the part with the "Dark Crusaders". This is way too ridiculous

i'll believe it 100%. these are the same black people that act like their race is so opressed and that theyre a minority and blacks are portrayed bad and blah blah blah. its all a bunch of bullshit. look at pro sports those negroes are making millions and millions of dollars and have driven the majority of white people out of them (sans hockey). black people like the "crusaders" are always looking to see if their race is being portrayed bad and if it is they'll blow their damn whistle so hard with all their power. i'm just so sick of seeing this shit all the time. black people need to stop acting like they were their ancestors in slavery and so opressed. you don't see jews going around and blaming the holocaust whenever they have a problem do you? point is, theyre just lazy, drug using criminals. look at the statistics: more than 50% of people in prison are black. and the percentage of black people on welfare i dont quite know but i bet its a majority as well. one more thing, did you notice how the black people were acting in the wake of the hurricane: instead of trying to survive, theyre out looting stores for tv's, "air force ones" and anything except food. also the situation at the dome on how they shot at the helicopters and raped women inside while other people were just trying to survive. they act like cavemen even to this day and that's why i cannot feel bad for them one bit. i'm not racist because that would mean i hate all black people and i dont, i feel there are alot of successful black people out there but they worked for their success while the rest just use opression and slavery as an excuse to be jobless, on welfare, and addicted to drugs/alcohol.

and you my friend really need to sit down and rethink exactly what you just said. Because I'm seriously offended and disgusted and I'm sure I'm not the only one. You're making a pretty bold (and by bold, I don't mean brave) generalization here. And being a racist doesn't mean just hating all black people. Being racist is about ignorance, and what you said here is pretty ignorant. I mean CAVEMEN??? Lazy drug using criminals? C'mon, thats fucking sick. That's EXTREMELY bigoted.

And as far as the hurricane goes, the media was WRONG in what they were reporting. You think white people weren't looting? And that just because they showed a black man wading through the water holding something, that it means he stole it?

And do you expect everyone just to FORGET slavery and oppression ever happened? Yes, there are always going to be radicals fighting for causes, but my god the things you are saying is whats STILL wrong with this country as far as racism and ignorance goes. I mean you wonder why blacks are still angry about it, yet you're just propagating the exact stereotypes and igorance that gives them a reason to be.

I don't know what else to say besides you need to stop blindly following the media or whoever is influencing your opinions because what you're saying 100% wrong. You don't want to sound like a racist, but you do.

And i don't know where you're getting your information, but in my town the majority of people on welfare who aren't actually disabled, are lazy and often fat white people. PLEASE, do some research or something because you have one extremely skewed view of these issues.

[UndefinedBoy]

Wow...I hope no one actually believes that.

[Scott Irvine]

"On Tuesday, while watching an episode of the Oprah Winfrey show, Chappelle recalled being completely stunned when Winfrey turned to the camera in the middle of interviewing Tom Cruise and said "Dave Chappelle, you should be ashamed of yourself for airing that Niggars sketch on your show this week, I'm going to make sure you never work in Hollywood again."
The image, allegedly taped by Winfrey, and transmitted to Chappelle's house under the direction of Robert L. Johnson who called in some favors with Chappelle's local affiliate station manager, terrified Chappelle. "

Thats why I dont think its real

[WhatSayYou]

i'll believe it 100%. these are the same black people that act like their race is so opressed and that theyre a minority and blacks are portrayed bad and blah blah blah. its all a bunch of bullshit. look at pro sports those negroes are making millions and millions of dollars and have driven the majority of white people out of them (sans hockey). black people like the "crusaders" are always looking to see if their race is being portrayed bad and if it is they'll blow their damn whistle so hard with all their power. i'm just so sick of seeing this shit all the time. black people need to stop acting like they were their ancestors in slavery and so opressed. you don't see jews going around and blaming the holocaust whenever they have a problem do you? point is, theyre just lazy, drug using criminals. look at the statistics: more than 50% of people in prison are black. and the percentage of black people on welfare i dont quite know but i bet its a majority as well. one more thing, did you notice how the black people were acting in the wake of the hurricane: instead of trying to survive, theyre out looting stores for tv's, "air force ones" and anything except food. also the situation at the dome on how they shot at the helicopters and raped women inside while other people were just trying to survive. they act like cavemen even to this day and that's why i cannot feel bad for them one bit. i'm not racist because that would mean i hate all black people and i dont, i feel there are alot of successful black people out there but they worked for their success while the rest just use opression and slavery as an excuse to be jobless, on welfare, and addicted to drugs/alcohol.


It is not as simple as you put it buddy. It is easy for you to say since you probably grew up in a decent home and never had to deal with any racism which still exists. Unless you grow up poor and neglected by your own country, like many poor black people feal, then you just don't know. To say they are lazy is ridicoulous. The sad fact is there are many people out there that really do not have a chance to be successful in life because of the situation they were brought up in. And his it occured to you that the reason over %50 of people in prison are black is because of racisism and because of their life circumstances they are more prone to crime? Its just not as easy as you put my friend.

[kittypants]

This theory just might be bonafide. These people after Dave have a ton of money and think they can do whatever they want. Farakhan should've been in jail 40 years ago anyways.

[Scott Irvine]

This theory just might be bonafide. These people after Dave have a ton of money and think they can do whatever they want. Farakhan should've been in jail 40 years ago anyways.

But I mean...was Chappelle's Show really THAT intense to force Al Sharpton (of all people) to be involved in sneaking in Dave's house. I mean come on. People are delusional like this all the time. Who says Chappelle isn't one of those people?

[Cerpin Taxt]

i'll believe it 100%. these are the same black people that act like their race is so opressed and that theyre a minority and blacks are portrayed bad and blah blah blah. its all a bunch of bullshit. look at pro sports those negroes are making millions and millions of dollars and have driven the majority of white people out of them (sans hockey). black people like the "crusaders" are always looking to see if their race is being portrayed bad and if it is they'll blow their damn whistle so hard with all their power. i'm just so sick of seeing this shit all the time. black people need to stop acting like they were their ancestors in slavery and so opressed. you don't see jews going around and blaming the holocaust whenever they have a problem do you? point is, theyre just lazy, drug using criminals. look at the statistics: more than 50% of people in prison are black. and the percentage of black people on welfare i dont quite know but i bet its a majority as well. one more thing, did you notice how the black people were acting in the wake of the hurricane: instead of trying to survive, theyre out looting stores for tv's, "air force ones" and anything except food. also the situation at the dome on how they shot at the helicopters and raped women inside while other people were just trying to survive. they act like cavemen even to this day and that's why i cannot feel bad for them one bit. i'm not racist because that would mean i hate all black people and i dont, i feel there are alot of successful black people out there but they worked for their success while the rest just use opression and slavery as an excuse to be jobless, on welfare, and addicted to drugs/alcohol.

I think I can synthesize what some other people on this thread have been saying in response to this little tirade:

You are a fucking idiot. The clearest evidence of this is that you say you are not racist, yet anyone with half a brain could tell you that you are after reading this. You refer to African-Americans as "negroes" and claim that they "act like cavement even to this day". Need I even say more?

If I were you, I would crawl back into whatever cum-stained little hole you crept out of you racist fuck.

[takingback70x7]

i want to believe this, but there has to be evidence somewhere like all the pictures and such. this is bullshit and btw where is dave chapelle anyone know?

[relevanceof27]

It's far fetched, but I kind of want to believe it. There's some crazy shit that can be done with technology these days. Hell, our president just fessed up (and defended..) to authorizing a massive NATIONAL eavesdropping plan. If he can do that, then something like this could definitely happen, too.

Also, I constantly think to myself when I have an African-American customer at my job as to how horrible they're probably treated at every other place in my town. It's kind of sick how people still are horrifically racist in the year 2005. People who get pissed about affirmitive action ought to remember just what we did to these people not 50 years ago.

[ryaosin]

guys. why the HELL would a group that included a muslim leader call themselves something with the word "crusaders" in it

[thewebguy]

am i the only person that doesn't think that dave would be filming each skit a few days before it is aired? the way this reads, he is confronted by oprah, then writes a skit about oprah and airs it the next week to piss her off. maybe that's how this show is done but i kind of don't think so..

[Colin Farrell]

guys. why the HELL would a group that included a muslim leader call themselves something with the word "crusaders" in it

...good point and theres no way this is true. though i do think something happened to chappelle, no one throws away a 50 million dollar contract without a good reason.

[Pass The Flask]

this is OBVIOUSLY the most fabricated story i've ever read. if you believe this then you are extremely gullible. it was a good read though, the author has one hell of an imagination.

Oh yes, oprah is behind the killings of tupac and biggie!! why didn't we think of this sooner!! haha/

[perfumatodd]

ok i have a friend who interns for chappelle's show (or did i should say) and the skits are performed and recorded months in advance. ive gone to several tapings and the thing about them is they just show you a shitload of sketches. the sketches arent even all from the same episodes. i saw the wacarnolds sketch and the rick james sketch at the same time, which were in 2 different episodes, and this was also like 4 months or so before season 2 premiered. basically what they do is they film all the sketches and then they film dave later on doing his talking and shit and they film him in all different outfits so they can mix and match sketches in different shows. so saying that he deliberately wanted to piss these people off is completely untrue.

[Mscales67]

im sorry but al sharpton doesnt seem like he has the ability to sneak into someones home....

[paen]

it was a funny read, but no. my idea: promo for upcoming third season, run by comedy central to cause a hype.

[edit]
and i back this up by the domain name being owned by a company who does internet designs for major corporations.

[Get Fucked]

The only thing that bugs me is that people think that people follow the rules so much, like NO WAY .. c'mon it's OPRAH! So whhhhhhhat?

[rufiocardtime]

thank you ap.net for wasting hundreds of people's time on this post. thank you for playing on the minds of thousands of kids who have very little discernment for the truth. the same people that buy into this crap are the same people that buy into the argument that fat mike uses against our current executive administration. "fuck bush" is all some of the kids need to hear from the mouth of a punk rock icon before kids formulate: "yeah...huh...that MUST be true...yeah...FUCK BUSH! that guy fucking sucks!"

it's ALL b.s.

it would make more sense to challenge musicians, performers, hollywood, adolescents, and early adults, than it would to challenge one of the best systems in the world: our government.

but by all means, you should be challenging everything you see and hear. why? to protect that which is honest, good, and true.

to be honest, none of dave chappelle's business life is any of our fucking business anyway. so for people who like to spread around rumors (and this IS gossip) because they find excitement in it, you obviously don't hold the truth at a high-esteem. rumors, gossip, and hearsay HAVE NO PLACE next to the truth or integrity. those who continue to spread rumors, gossip, and hearsay are not credible reporters in the first place.

discernment people. if you don't know what it is, look it up.

[TBSowns524]

This is very interesting. I don't know where to begin. I think it's possible that something happened to dave. I think prominent african american leaders could have been involved as well. There are flaws in the story however. As someone posted earlier, the episodes are taped in advance, so Chappelle didnt write them a week after an encounter with oprah to get revenge on her. Many of the other things sound very farfetched as well. These people are very powerful and could pull some of these things off. I tend to be intrigued by conspircay theories, and I think some of this could have happened. If I'm mentally retarded for partially believing this, so be it. I don't care.

P.S. In response to the biggotted remarks made in an earlier post. Re-evaluate your thoughts man. I agree with the responses to that post as well. Very good responses.

[mickmadethelist]

thank you ap.net for wasting hundreds of people's time on this post. thank you for playing on the minds of thousands of kids who have very little discernment for the truth. the same people that buy into this crap are the same people that buy into the argument that fat mike uses against our current executive administration. "fuck bush" is all some of the kids need to hear from the mouth of a punk rock icon before kids formulate: "yeah...huh...that MUST be true...yeah...FUCK BUSH! that guy fucking sucks!"

it's ALL b.s.

it would make more sense to challenge musicians, performers, hollywood, adolescents, and early adults, than it would to challenge one of the best systems in the world: our government.

but by all means, you should be challenging everything you see and hear. why? to protect that which is honest, good, and true.

to be honest, none of dave chappelle's business life is any of our fucking business anyway. so for people who like to spread around rumors (and this IS gossip) because they find excitement in it, you obviously don't hold the truth at a high-esteem. rumors, gossip, and hearsay HAVE NO PLACE next to the truth or integrity. those who continue to spread rumors, gossip, and hearsay are not credible reporters in the first place.

discernment people. if you don't know what it is, look it up.

If you see it as a waste of time then simply do not read it. It is abbreviated on the front page for a reason, so if you dont want to read the entire thing, you dont have to. obviously people are interested in what happened, because it was a beloved show. millions of dvd sales dont lie.

Fat mike said fuck bush, yet also backed up his shit. He has sources for everything he states. If he can say fuck you and back up why, then let him. I dont see you countering his attacks with reliable sources. He did just what you said to do. Challenge what he sees and hears.

AP didnt write this, so why blame them. some people who my have been interested may not have found this otherwise. Do i beleive it. no idea. I beleive parts of it for sure, but im not sure as a whole. Its the most complete story of what we have on him so far, so yes, people should take it with a grain of salt, but its a good read.

[Diveinpuddles]

im sorry but al sharpton doesnt seem like he has the ability to sneak into someones home....

Hahahaha. Classic.

[underthetalking]

That was definitely creepy as hell. Esspecially the voodoo doll part.

[Epilogueboy]

For fear of death from a silenced 45. I think Im gonna stay outta this one.

p.s. This is a awesome story, but I think thats all we should take it for, A STORY. Some dude got bored (prolly smokin' pot) and thought I wonder how many people I can get to believe this bullshit. I believe I read an interview with Dave Chappelle where he said "The pressure of having a hit t.v. show and never seeing my friends and family, and always having to deliever really got to me and I need a break for MY healths sake." and than he said "Don't worry Mr. Cosby, it's over, soo call of the dogs."

true story!

www.myspace.com/strivingforbetter (http://www.myspace.com/strivingforbetter)

[frankpistol]

always putting down the muslim man

[underthetalking]

thank you ap.net for wasting hundreds of people's time on this post. thank you for playing on the minds of thousands of kids who have very little discernment for the truth. the same people that buy into this crap are the same people that buy into the argument that fat mike uses against our current executive administration. "fuck bush" is all some of the kids need to hear from the mouth of a punk rock icon before kids formulate: "yeah...huh...that MUST be true...yeah...FUCK BUSH! that guy fucking sucks!"

it's ALL b.s.

it would make more sense to challenge musicians, performers, hollywood, adolescents, and early adults, than it would to challenge one of the best systems in the world: our government.

but by all means, you should be challenging everything you see and hear. why? to protect that which is honest, good, and true.

to be honest, none of dave chappelle's business life is any of our fucking business anyway. so for people who like to spread around rumors (and this IS gossip) because they find excitement in it, you obviously don't hold the truth at a high-esteem. rumors, gossip, and hearsay HAVE NO PLACE next to the truth or integrity. those who continue to spread rumors, gossip, and hearsay are not credible reporters in the first place.

discernment people. if you don't know what it is, look it up.


Wow... whats up this guys ass?

[rufiocardtime]

If you see it as a waste of time then simply do not read it. It is abbreviated on the front page for a reason, so if you dont want to read the entire thing, you dont have to. obviously people are interested in what happened, because it was a beloved show. millions of dvd sales dont lie.

Fat mike said fuck bush, yet also backed up his shit. He has sources for everything he states. If he can say fuck you and back up why, then let him. I dont see you countering his attacks with reliable sources. He did just what you said to do. Challenge what he sees and hears.

AP didnt write this, so why blame them. some people who my have been interested may not have found this otherwise. Do i beleive it. no idea. I beleive parts of it for sure, but im not sure as a whole. Its the most complete story of what we have on him so far, so yes, people should take it with a grain of salt, but its a good read.

number one...

it's a waste of time because believe it or not...people will actually buy into this stuff...
of course his show was dope...that's not what i'm arguing.

number two...

the discrernment part kicks in with fat mike because ANYBODY can bring out any kind of evidence, statistics, or sources that persuade people of any notion you want. so...people can "back up" anything they want. the real skill is being able to analyze the information that everyone has been given on all sides and make a sound judgement based on all of it...discernment.

number three...

ap.net posted this as "news". so basically the person who posted it probably read it and then decided it was news worthy and put it up. pretty much anybody can read this "conspiracy" and realize it's a load of shit. i went on the notion that it could be legit. and i started reading it...got though the introduction and realized it was a complete crock. i could have saved my time, had somebody wise enough not posted it.

number four...

nothing is up my ass. is anything up yours (erick with a "k")? i'm giving my reply to a freakin post. unless you posted it, don't take it personal.

number five...

if this was really a "conspiracy", the guy who made the page would be dead and the site would have already been taken down by now.

if you want a real conspiracy, go look into JFK.

[i said poop]

is there a cliffnotes version of this?

[loudpunkguitar]

man, i wouldnt be surprised if dave chapelle set this thing up himself, i read it cause it was intriguing, but i think dave is just screwing with us all.

[RedAffairJesse]

Fuck, dude. You need to get out more.

that is true, i was babysitting when i wrote that....

[JunkBondTrader]

honestly ill say it, i think alot of EXTREME SUPERIOR black spokesmen ala Bill Cosby, Al Sharpen, and Jesse Jackson do nothing but harm the black community. They are the ones that have commercialized racism over the past few decades. I swear to god it pisses me off so much when I hear them calling every fucking white person racist. If a black person doesnt get a job at what store then it is automatically racism. Their minds are so warped, they think they are helping the black community when in reality they are just hurting in greatly.....If i didnt have to hear their little rants about racism every fucking day I would probably have forgotten what racism was 15 years ago. Once people stop preaching about racism then it will go away (maybe). Lets just put the history to our backs for once. Stop fucking dwelling on the past. It just doesnt help matters when they accuse of everyone of being racist.

AL SHARPEN AND JESSE JACKSON ISOLATE THEIR OWN RACE WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING IT. I BLAME THE WIDE SPREAD MEDIA COVERAGE OF RACISM ON THEM. idiots, seriously.

[+adamo/videos__]

complete waste of time.

[KidDisaster2113]

I didn't read through the posts but I hope someone pointed out how racist this whole thing is. It's the same as the Protocols of the Elders of Zion...a secret society that controls all etc.

Total bullshit, don't believe a word of it.

[KidDisaster2113]

fyi http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Protocols_of_the_Elders_of_Zion

[justanact]

honestly ill say it, i think alot of EXTREME SUPERIOR black spokesmen ala Bill Cosby, Al Sharpen, and Jesse Jackson do nothing but harm the black community. They are the ones that have commercialized racism over the past few decades. I swear to god it pisses me off so much when I hear them calling every fucking white person racist. If a black person doesnt get a job at what store then it is automatically racism. Their minds are so warped, they think they are helping the black community when in reality they are just hurting in greatly.....If i didnt have to hear their little rants about racism every fucking day I would probably have forgotten what racism was 15 years ago. Once people stop preaching about racism then it will go away (maybe). Lets just put the history to our backs for once. Stop fucking dwelling on the past. It just doesnt help matters when they accuse of everyone of being racist.

AL SHARPEN AND JESSE JACKSON ISOLATE THEIR OWN RACE WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING IT. I BLAME THE WIDE SPREAD MEDIA COVERAGE OF RACISM ON THEM. idiots, seriously.

It's not that simple. It's a dark part of our history and it shouldn't be forgotten. How can anyone learn from anything if we just forget about it? It won't go away by just ignoring it. I know what you're saying though, and they do preach quite a bit about it. But I don't think they are actually calling everyone racist, I think their goal is to make white people accept their own priviledge.

But yes, there are going to be extreme radicals for every kind of cause, but you can't condemn them for for talking about what they talk about. They're older and they actually went through a lot of the shit in the 60's when Martin Luther King Jr. was around and riot police were turning hoses on them and everything like that. I mean you know what I'm talking about. I don't know about you, but I'd never forget that if I was black and was a part of that movement.

I dunno, I'm sure over the next couple decades it'll go away as more ideas are introduced and our country has more generations under our belt. I think with every generation, the tension eases a bit more. But then again, with the disturbing thoughts posted on this thread earlier comes the reminder that there are still a TON of people who aren't accepting at all. If it upsets you, the best thing I can say is ignore them. But I don't think they're responsible for hurting the whole race.

[fredrico0012]

Black people are to image concious about their whole race. You guys hear what the NAACP guy said about Donavon McNabb. Said he sold out the black race because he wanted to become a better QB and became a pocket passer instead of a third running back.

[underthetalking]

number one...

it's a waste of time because believe it or not...people will actually buy into this stuff...
of course his show was dope...that's not what i'm arguing.

number two...

the discrernment part kicks in with fat mike because ANYBODY can bring out any kind of evidence, statistics, or sources that persuade people of any notion you want. so...people can "back up" anything they want. the real skill is being able to analyze the information that everyone has been given on all sides and make a sound judgement based on all of it...discernment.

number three...

ap.net posted this as "news". so basically the person who posted it probably read it and then decided it was news worthy and put it up. pretty much anybody can read this "conspiracy" and realize it's a load of shit. i went on the notion that it could be legit. and i started reading it...got though the introduction and realized it was a complete crock. i could have saved my time, had somebody wise enough not posted it.

number four...

nothing is up my ass. is anything up yours (erick with a "k")? i'm giving my reply to a freakin post. unless you posted it, don't take it personal.

number five...

if this was really a "conspiracy", the guy who made the page would be dead and the site would have already been taken down by now.

if you want a real conspiracy, go look into JFK.


Yeah, but you need to stop freaking out over something that is obviously a joke.

[nerogtr]

Are you seriously this dumb?? You cannot build a tolerance to pot, therefore it would not matter if its your first or one hundreth time, pot is proven to make you paranoid, no matter how many times you've done this drug.
its not the same for everyone, both of you should stop acting like experts.

a)If this were true how could the "dark crusaders" allow this site to still existl?

i thought the same thing, good point

ok i have a friend who interns for chappelle's show (or did i should say) and the skits are performed and recorded months in advance. ive gone to several tapings and the thing about them is they just show you a shitload of sketches. the sketches arent even all from the same episodes. i saw the wacarnolds sketch and the rick james sketch at the same time, which were in 2 different episodes, and this was also like 4 months or so before season 2 premiered. basically what they do is they film all the sketches and then they film dave later on doing his talking and shit and they film him in all different outfits so they can mix and match sketches in different shows. so saying that he deliberately wanted to piss these people off is completely untrue.

congrats you are the first person to make a statement and take a side with the backing of actual evidence. i love how everyone reads and picks a side, and argues it as thought they have any true knowledge to back it up. speculation isn't a strong foundation to back up any arguement. my take on it? it could be true, it could be complete bullshit. i have no personal evidence for either side. anyone in this thread could write an essay about the topic arguing either side with their own personal speculations and conclusions, but the truth is that no one actually knows. the end. :D

[skaught]

guys. why the HELL would a group that included a muslim leader call themselves something with the word "crusaders" in it

HAHAHAHA HIGH FIVE.

[sweetmik]

Either way, he did get a lot of shit for chappelle show, true or not.

It makes a lot of sense, but i have no idea if it's true.

[Bobcat46308]

Sorry, I disagree, obviously, you never smoke pot

you say that like you're mocking him for it

[YouMadeTheScene]

I imagine some of this may be true...to Dave Chapelle. Most likely he had a nervous breakdown and may have said some of this stuff. Some people aren't made for this business and one of them may be Dave Chapelle.

I mean if that thing with Oprah was transmitted to his area other people would've seen it. It's not like they can just transmit it to his house. Plus all the stuff with people getting into the house...AL SHARPTON ISN'T EXACTLY LIMBER! How could that guy get in and out? And why was an attempt never made to silence Chris Rock? Or Richard Pryor? Or Eddie Murphy? I mean yeah it sounds good but it is just a theory and a bit of a far fetched one at that. The most truth I could imagine is maybe Dave thought some of this in his head.

[UrOwNdISaStR180]

i'll believe it 100%. these are the same black people that act like their race is so opressed and that theyre a minority and blacks are portrayed bad and blah blah blah. its all a bunch of bullshit. look at pro sports those negroes are making millions and millions of dollars and have driven the majority of white people out of them (sans hockey). black people like the "crusaders" are always looking to see if their race is being portrayed bad and if it is they'll blow their damn whistle so hard with all their power. i'm just so sick of seeing this shit all the time. black people need to stop acting like they were their ancestors in slavery and so opressed. you don't see jews going around and blaming the holocaust whenever they have a problem do you? point is, theyre just lazy, drug using criminals. look at the statistics: more than 50% of people in prison are black. and the percentage of black people on welfare i dont quite know but i bet its a majority as well. one more thing, did you notice how the black people were acting in the wake of the hurricane: instead of trying to survive, theyre out looting stores for tv's, "air force ones" and anything except food. also the situation at the dome on how they shot at the helicopters and raped women inside while other people were just trying to survive. they act like cavemen even to this day and that's why i cannot feel bad for them one bit. i'm not racist because that would mean i hate all black people and i dont, i feel there are alot of successful black people out there but they worked for their success while the rest just use opression and slavery as an excuse to be jobless, on welfare, and addicted to drugs/alcohol.

Wow... I vomited in my mouth when I read this

[rufiocardtime]

Yeah, but you need to stop freaking out over something that is obviously a joke.

i would've totally just moved along... until i started reading post after post of people that were like..."wow...this is scary" and not joking around.

i'm sure a lot of them are like 15 years old, and they are into this site because part of them thinks it's cool to be into "punk rock". then what happens is they start buying into a lot of the b.s. that people somehow convince them of and everyone tries to push on them... they grow up... and they become like every other scene *** i know. they have the same hair cut, wear the same clothes, listen to the same bands, hold the same political views, and immediately ruin something that could've been totally cool. it's the same tactics that hitler used, just not as severe and not for as evil of a cause. that's why i get on here and try to make it a point to say something when i know people are buying into complete bullshit from people they look up to.