I Just stole...

[Juliet R Delta]

a santa hat at my work christmas function. it wasn't even a little bit thrilling and if anyone asks, i forgot it was on my head.
tell your stupid thieving stories...

[swirlofhues]

man, you're wild.

[splitsecond]

I thought this would be about stealing someones virginity. I am disappointed.

[b e L I E v e]

wow thank god you didnt get caught

[lovely864md]

I stole 3 smarties from the kindergarten Sunday School room at my church yesterday.

Yes. Hardcore.

[xAnothrLostSoul]

me and my friend just took 2 cds and a shirt from hot topic

[ticklemyfancy]

what kind of shirt?

i stole one of those fingerless gloves from the topic and i took a pic in black and white with it on and posted it on myspac now im super popular

[apoemtothedead]

man, you're wild.
I know this one ho who stole my heart.

And no, the quoting doesn't mean anything.

[swirlofhues]

I know this one ho who stole my heart.

And no, the quoting doesn't mean anything.


stupid. it's a good thing the quoting doesn't mean anything because i don't steal hearts, i just break them.

[apoemtothedead]

stupid. it's a good thing the quoting doesn't mean anything because i don't steal hearts, i just break them.
I'm still getting over you. :'(

[jaimej]

stupid. it's a good thing the quoting doesn't mean anything because i don't steal hearts, i just break them.
Breaking hearts has never looked so cool. Hahahaha.

[underthetalking]

me and my friend just took 2 cds and a shirt from hot topic

Too cool for school

[underthetalking]

what kind of shirt?

i stole one of those fingerless gloves from the topic and i took a pic in black and white with it on and posted it on myspac now im super popular

Even cooler

[justinevans]

what kind of shirt?

i stole one of those fingerless gloves from the topic and i took a pic in black and white with it on and posted it on myspac now im super popular

is it called "the topic" now?

yikes.

[punklet2101]

hahaha koa, i thought you were going to write you stole a car or something, you had me scared.

...but fyi, if you were to steal a car, i'd make you come pick me up and go roadtripping ;)

[xAnothrLostSoul]

what kind of shirt?

i stole one of those fingerless gloves from the topic and i took a pic in black and white with it on and posted it on myspac now im super popular

it was just a copeland t-shirt, nothing special

[x_Thrice_x]

I stole a kid... from his house when he was sleeping once...

[Stereo Mike]

I used to steal candy.

[underthetalking]

is it called "the topic" now?

yikes.

I call it Hot Pocket.

[tragedyl0ve]

i once stole the cd inserts in magazines when i was little, but i got caught and a worker at borders told me to stop cause hed been watching me lol

[Timberwolf]

I got chased down the street for stealing penny sweets.

However it was no normal underhand piece of pennysweet thievery, I ran into the empty shop, grabbed a handful and sprinted to the exit, tripping, whacking my head on the door and collapsing, all the while the angry indian shopkeeper edging closer. Suffice to say I made it out alive with a a handful of cherry colas, it was worth it

[Shoes]

I got chased down the street for stealing penny sweets.

However it was no normal underhand piece of pennysweet thievery, I ran into the empty shop, grabbed a handful and sprinted to the exit, tripping, whacking my head on the door and collapsing, all the while the angry indian shopkeeper edging closer. Suffice to say I made it out alive with a a handful of cherry colas, it was worth it
You are one cool cat

I once stole a bottle of 35 pence lemonade because I only had 32pence. I got caught and it was one of the most humilating experiences of my life.

[she cant swim!]

I once stole a bottle of 35 pence lemonade because I only had 32pence. I got caught and it was one of the most humilating experiences of my life.

that is so funny

[Jra1]

I call it Hot Pocket.

clown pocket!

[Shoes]

that is so funny
This was like last year:(

[lightcollapse]

every time i go to gelsons, i take 5 hersheys cookies and cream gummies. i've probably taken around 300 by now.

[thedood]

I once stole wrestlers from every vendor at a flea market when i was like 12.

Since then the only time I have stolen was when the 7-11 was closing near my house, we went there on the last night drunk with a video camera and stole tonnes of food, we told the worker we were taking it. He didnt care anyways, he was out of a job by morning when they turned it into a parking lot. Still makes me laugh thinking about that night.

[wyverna]

I once thought I stole a pencil but when I got outside I found out they were free.

My friend stole about 15 of those 3D glasses. I don't know what he did with them after that, though.

[still]

i stole 2 lighters (shaped like a christmas tree..with a santa head..?) from a local movie rental place.

i'm such a badass.

edit: hah, google image search of "santa lighter" and BAM.

here it is, the lamest shit you'll ever see

http://penny-store.dyndns.biz/lighter/L452-1.jpg

[A picasso blue]

I thought this would be about stealing someones virginity. I am disappointed.
do you really want to hear about that again? you wouldnt believe me the first time I told you.

[ClapClapSnap]

hah i used to work at a brooks and we used to take evvverything...drinks, candy, make-up, shampoo, hair dye...it was amazing because everyone in the store did it...

it was a sad day when loss prevention finally showed up and someone got fired lol...just a good thing it wasn't me

[CorporateFish]

i stole 2 lighters (shaped like a christmas tree..with a santa head..?) from a local movie rental place.

i'm such a badass.

edit: hah, google image search of "santa lighter" and BAM.

here it is, the lamest shit you'll ever see

http://penny-store.dyndns.biz/lighter/L452-1.jpg
Hahahahahahahaha thats awful!
..I want one..