I have a disease

[justinevans]

Hi my name is Randy Marsh and I am powerless to control my drinking. Only a higher power can help me. Alcoholism is a disease. I just need to admit that some type of God has power over me and I have to turn over to that God and ask for his forgiveness. I can't just cut down on my drinking! I have a disease! I need a miracle. Alcoholism is a disease and I am sick. Very, very sick and I cannot cure it myself. It is deadly. Stan....Stan....It is just not fair, why did you give me this disease? I have to take it easy from now on. I hate my illness...someone, please, someone give me another beer. If I don't give myself up to a higher power, this disease will have me dead. The only way I will be cured is by...a miracle.

[djnicca]

Hi my name is Randy Marsh and I am powerless to control my drinking. Only a higher power can help me. Alcoholism is a disease. I just need to admit that some type of God has power over me and I have to turn over to that God and ask for his forgiveness. I can't just cut down on my drinking! I have a disease! I need a miracle. Alcoholism is a disease and I am sick. Very, very sick and I cannot cure it myself. It is deadly. Stan....Stan....It is just not fair, why did you give me this disease? I have to take it easy from now on. I hate my illness...someone, please, someone give me another beer. If I don't give myself up to a higher power, this disease will have me dead. The only way I will be cured is by...a miracle.

what a hilarious episode.

not sure if i think it's quite as funny as the scientology episode though.

[DanEmo]

cheers mate

[justinevans]

cheers mate

Cheers.

[EriatarkaHRD]

what a hilarious episode.

not sure if i think it's quite as funny as the scientology episode though.

haha i loved the little flashing thing at the bottom of the screen when the guy was explaining scientology to stan.. **THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS REALLY BELIEVE!**

[Stereo Mike]

haha, i loved that episode.

[justinevans]

haha, i loved that episode.

i was either going to talk about that one or vaginatus.

[WakingTheMisery]

i haven't watched in ages.

[EvilButters]

Oh man, this is a great thread. I love South Park. This episode was one of the funnier ones this season.

[justinevans]

Oh man, this is a great thread. I love South Park. This episode was one of the funnier ones this season.

hahah