What would you do?

[SubrosaSeductiv]

Lately I've been having trouble because of the economic situation. I've lost my job as a lifeguard in Atlantic City and my rent bills started building up. I'm about to be evicted, my car was repossessed, I can't pay for school anymore and worst of all child services is contacting me about my situation. I'm an 18 year old single father and my biggest concern is my son. It's hard to even put food on the table. A friend of mine said he was in a similar predicament, but solved most of his problems when he became a male stripper. This is not what I'm here about. I already made the decision to expose my body for money and my situation has drastically improved. Unfortunately, the regulars get tired of the same old dance routine. Well, recently on Wednesday nights we started an event called Wacky Wednesdays were the bar is entirely dedicated to homosexual men. I'm definitely not gay, but I was just made an offer last Wednesday by a decently good looking gay male. Over the course of my dance and our discussion he heard all about my monetary problems. He decided he could help me if I could help him. By that he means sexual intercourse. I declined at first, but then I said yes, primarily because after tomorrow I am going to be laid off, yet again. Tomorrow is Wednesday. I am coming to you all because yesterday I opened up to my best friend about it. Appalled he called me a ****** and ended our friendship of 5 years. When he called me all of those names the only way I could respond was with this:



































What would you do if your son was at home
Cryin all alone
On the bedroom floor cause he hungry
And the only way to feed him
is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money
and his daddy's gone
Somewhere smokin rock now
in and out of lock-down
I ain't got a job now.
So for you this is just a good time,
but for me this is what I call life.

[anamericangod]

Poor man's Monster Mash?

[jtyexists9]

HAHAHAAHA. If this a joke and you are reciting that lame ass hip hop song, you amazed me. :thumbup:

[SubrosaSeductiv]

Poor man's Monster Mash?

Hahah that's where I got the idea. I'm in class reviewing for finals... kill me.

[Mibabalou]

word

[SonEric84]

Oh come on, you people aren't even trying anymore. I fully expected this to end with that song, the title gave it away.

[Kassie09]

i lol'd. but only a little.

[takemyhand]

haha, I thought of that song while I was reading; but I thought op was serious, until the ending.

[4N6 science]

Sucks for you.

:gay:

[trappedintime]

holy shit. this is too funny. i suggest you turn gay and raise your son up with that rich gay dude.

[KenjiBeast]

Shiiitt. I got raprolled.

[Magnus]

ROFL. I knew this was about that song as soon as I saw the title. Sounds like a great scenario, though.

[Smash Adams]

http://images.fanpop.com/images/soapbox/old-school-nickelodeon_361_1.jpg
?

[abbysmith]

haha, I thought of that song while I was reading; but I thought op was serious, until the ending.
Same here. I was like shit that's so sad, but weird at the same time.

[inyoursea]

Haha, nice one.

[ablueskytragedy]

Clever.

[thespearkid]

tl;dr

[speakhandsforme]

Link to the original Monster Mash thread?

I enjoyed that immensly.

[xica_sp4ever]

haha, I thought of that song while I was reading; but I thought op was serious, until the ending.

I thought the same exact thing.

[Michifoxx]

o wow

[bigblue2015]

kudos to OP for being somewhat original.

[SubrosaSeductiv]

tl;dr

What does that mean exactly?

Link to the original Monster Mash thread?

I enjoyed that immensly.

Hahah thanks a lot man. Thanks everyone else as well.

Along with the monster mash, does anyone have any others they could post? I know a few are circulating with the Fresh Prince theme song.

[Broclee]

What does that mean exactly?

Too long; didn't read.

[killerswells]

ahh funny.

[SubrosaSeductiv]

Too long; didn't read.

Damn well that a fitting abbreviation for the lazy mother fuckers who can't hold their attention for longer than 30 seconds on a few lines of text. Have I been away from the webz for this long.

[Broclee]

Damn well that a fitting abbreviation for the lazy mother fuckers who can't hold their attention for longer than 30 seconds on a few lines of text. Have I been away from the webz for this long.
Hahaha, it's okay, we all have to learn sometime.

[lovely864md]

Monster Mash was much more believable.