View Full Version : 16 year old girls
jagermeister
04/30/09, 04:21 PM
A 16 year old girl just offered me sex whenever I want it. I am 21.
What are the pros (anal, obviously) and cons of accepting this and is it disgusting that I am even considering it?
EDIT: where I live this is totally legal.
thehereaway
04/30/09, 04:23 PM
16 is legal here
jagermeister
04/30/09, 04:24 PM
Same here, thanks for reminding me. I take it thats a go for it.
thehereaway
04/30/09, 04:26 PM
Same here, thanks for reminding me. I take it thats a go for it.
I fail to see what made you think twice
FemaleCuckold
04/30/09, 04:26 PM
She could start becoming clingy.. other than that I don't really see any cons.
fulltiltxb00gie
04/30/09, 04:27 PM
yeah, most girls of my age are idiots and whores.
Smash Adams
04/30/09, 04:28 PM
Is she hot?
KidRobot
04/30/09, 04:30 PM
5 years is pushing it big time.
fulltiltxb00gie
04/30/09, 04:30 PM
Is she hot?
creep.
hahahahaa @ matt
KidRobot
04/30/09, 04:31 PM
hahahahaa @ matt
Hey. 5=no, 2=yes.
jagermeister
04/30/09, 04:33 PM
Is she hot?
Yes.
5 years is pushing it big time.
I am only a year off of the "half your age plus 7" rule
yeah, most girls of my age are idiots and whores.
Fucking me is a smart move. Ergo, she isn't an idiot. Also, offering no strings sex to someone is cool.. not whoreish.. COME ON!
Smash Adams
04/30/09, 04:34 PM
creep.
hahahahaa @ matt
I'm sorry that the fashion is for girls to dress 4 years older than they actually are at minimum
Yes.
I am only a year off of the "half your age plus 7" rule
Fucking me is a smart move. Ergo, she isn't an idiot. Also, offering no strings sex to someone is cool.. not whoreish.. COME ON!
You probably won't have much in common but what's the worst that can happen?
KidRobot
04/30/09, 04:35 PM
I am only a year off of the "half your age plus 7" rule
A year and a half, therefore, pushing it.
I am only a year off of the "half your age plus 7" rule
Hmm, maybe you're a late birthday and she's an early one.
jagermeister
04/30/09, 04:36 PM
A year and a half, therefore, pushing it.
The half doesn't count! No fair.
KidRobot
04/30/09, 04:39 PM
The half doesn't count! No fair.
Half does count. Sorry.
Mibabalou
04/30/09, 04:40 PM
anal or no dice
.invisible ink.
04/30/09, 04:41 PM
do it! seriously, you only have a few more years before you'll never be able to get teenage pussy again without it coming off extremely gross and pervy.
fulltiltxb00gie
04/30/09, 05:04 PM
Hey. 5=no, 2=yes.
i know. rosemary approves of you so it's fine. but i knew you'd post in here.
Fucking me is a smart move. Ergo, she isn't an idiot. Also, offering no strings sex to someone is cool.. not whoreish.. COME ON!
wow you're an idiot.
I'm sorry that the fashion is for girls to dress 4 years older than they actually are at minimum
:shrug: it's like playing dress up all the time.
KidRobot
04/30/09, 05:06 PM
i know. rosemary approves of you so it's fine. but i knew you'd post in here.
Doesn't hurt.
Smash Adams
04/30/09, 05:09 PM
i know. rosemary approves of you so it's fine. but i knew you'd post in here.
wow you're an idiot.
:shrug: it's like playing dress up all the time.
I don't care why, I'm just worried that people will make the wrong impressions about my baby sister, well she's not really a baby she's gonna be in high school next year damn I'm old
fake empire
04/30/09, 05:11 PM
post her pics
killerswells
04/30/09, 05:13 PM
i say do it. legal means its morally correct, right?
bigblue2015
04/30/09, 05:46 PM
Pics or it didn't happen
killerswells
04/30/09, 05:51 PM
Pics or it didn't happen
qft.
Ollie McKraut
04/30/09, 05:52 PM
"look at me, I'm jagermeister and I'm not too disgusting or emotionally fucked up to have sex."
:\
wewascontenders
04/30/09, 05:52 PM
as long as your not in 11th grade and fuck a 5th grader, it's straight.
but still real weird.
Yontsey
04/30/09, 05:57 PM
I dunno man. That sounds pretty weird. 5 years isn't huge, but it is going from 16 to 21. When I was 21, I wouldn't go younger then 18.
Can't you just go out and find some broad that's your own age or closer?
To each their own though.
Kassie09
04/30/09, 06:04 PM
When I was sixteen, I had sex with my 21 year old boyfriend. I dunno, I don't find that age difference to be a big deal, jus sayin bang her.
KidRobot
04/30/09, 06:07 PM
When I was sixteen, I had sex with my 21 year old boyfriend. I dunno, I don't find that age difference to be a big deal, jus sayin bang her.
Mind of a dude if I've ever seen one.
Kassie09
04/30/09, 06:11 PM
Mind of a dude if I've ever seen one.
Definitely, I honestly have a male brain in my female body. Thank you for noticing!
KidRobot
04/30/09, 06:13 PM
Definitely, I honestly have a male brain in my female body. Thank you for noticing!
No problem.
Yontsey
04/30/09, 06:14 PM
Definitely, I honestly have a male brain in my female body. Thank you for noticing!
and are legal!
Yippie!
Kassie09
04/30/09, 06:16 PM
and are legal!
Yippie!
I hate being legal because I can't make pedophile jokes anymore. Chris Henson no longer protects me :(
Yontsey
04/30/09, 06:17 PM
I hate being legal because I can't make pedophile jokes anymore. Chris Henson no longer protects me :(
Hey there, why don't you have a seat.
Kassie09
04/30/09, 06:19 PM
Hey there, why don't you have a seat.
Obligatory picture----
http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/2434/ap0703270474483mz2.jpg
he needed to be in this thread anyway.
do it! seriously, you only have a few more years before you'll never be able to get teenage pussy again without it coming off extremely gross and pervy.
I laughed out loud
hockeycoshow1
04/30/09, 06:23 PM
Go for it bro.
Hagysaurus Rex
04/30/09, 06:30 PM
Obligatory picture----
http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/2434/ap0703270474483mz2.jpg
he needed to be in this thread anyway.
I'm surprised he's not already.
On topic: give her a GDD (good deep dickin')
.invisible ink.
04/30/09, 06:32 PM
I laughed out loud
you think i'm kidding! seriously, i recommend to all my barely legal friends, get it while you can or you'll end up regretting it later in life!
you think i'm kidding! seriously, i recommend to all my barely legal friends, get it while you can or you'll end up regretting it later in life!
I knew you weren't kidding, that's why I laughed hahaha.
silentstar1134
04/30/09, 06:43 PM
If its legal than go 4 it. Kinda creepy though. Jus sayin,u don't want her pops comin to ur house late at night with a shotgun.
.invisible ink.
04/30/09, 06:47 PM
I knew you weren't kidding, that's why I laughed hahaha.
hahaha. ok, um, that's cool as long as you're not laughing at me. with me is okay :)
hahaha. ok, um, that's cool as long as you're not laughing at me. with me is okay :)
hahahah I'd never laugh at you !
FemaleCuckold
04/30/09, 06:55 PM
http://pedobearpics.com/pedobear/pedo-bear-too-old.jpg
AndrewIcex
04/30/09, 07:07 PM
Haha I guess if she wants it, and there is no issue, what could it hurt? Don't knock the bitch up though... that's no good.
ablueskytragedy
04/30/09, 07:08 PM
16 is the age of consent...
bigblue2015
04/30/09, 07:26 PM
You know what I love about high school girls? You keep getting older, but they stay the same age.
WHAMMY
Logan95
04/30/09, 07:35 PM
The real problem here is that instead of having sex with said hot girl, you came on here to ask strangers for advice. Swing and a miss buddy.
bigblue2015
04/30/09, 07:57 PM
So last night, I was balls deep in this 16 year old.....
caress me down
04/30/09, 08:39 PM
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh weird
fadedmemories
04/30/09, 08:40 PM
If it's legal, do it.
thesafeword
04/30/09, 08:41 PM
Are you fucking kidding me?!?!?!? It's fucking legal! Of course you should do it.
lovely864md
04/30/09, 08:48 PM
I miss being jailbait. That's probably not normal.
bigblue2015
04/30/09, 08:49 PM
Jailbait appreesh thread, coming soon
PezMullet
04/30/09, 08:51 PM
My friend was 28 and he was fucking a 17. That was gross but the girl was hot though
16 is the age of consent...
It's 14 in Canada.
bigblue2015
04/30/09, 08:53 PM
My friend was 28 and he was fucking a 17. That was gross but the girl was hot though
It's 14 in Canada.
Canada: Not just America's hat anymore....
AndrewIcex
04/30/09, 08:53 PM
hahahaha
PezMullet
04/30/09, 08:54 PM
Canada: Not just America's hat anymore....
Congrats... it was your 1000th post!
bigblue2015
04/30/09, 09:02 PM
Congrats... it was your 1000th post!
Haha thank you! And what a moderately funny 1,000th post it was!
thesafeword
04/30/09, 09:10 PM
I miss being jailbait. That's probably not normal.
Of course you do.
JunkyVomit
04/30/09, 09:23 PM
Definitely, I honestly have a male brain in my female body. Thank you for noticing!
I wish there were more girls like you.
bigblue2015
04/30/09, 09:26 PM
http://www.tacinept.com/Nigels_Stuff/jailbait.jpg
AndrewIcex
04/30/09, 09:31 PM
Hahahahaha this thread is amazing, jailbait jailbait jailbait
shit stroll
04/30/09, 09:32 PM
http://www.tacinept.com/Nigels_Stuff/jailbait.jpg
hahahahahahaha
bigblue2015
04/30/09, 09:39 PM
http://yoursuperbody.com/images/jailbait2.jpg
concernedparent
04/30/09, 09:40 PM
Only con is she might be slutty and have an std. But do it.
DonnerParty666
04/30/09, 09:42 PM
http://www.tacinept.com/Nigels_Stuff/jailbait.jpg
id make at least three of those girls lose their faith in god after a night with them.
This is getting creepy, but yeah I guess go for it. As long as you won't regret it.
concernedparent
04/30/09, 10:15 PM
It's great that we're all wired to want to have sex with 16 year old girls. I have to move somewhere where that's legal.
It's great that we're all wired to want to have sex with 16 year old girls. I have to move somewhere where that's legal.
being 18 theres nothing wrong about banging a 16 year old hoochie
trappedintime
05/01/09, 06:41 AM
Post a picture of her.
Michifoxx
05/01/09, 06:41 AM
oh wow...hoes.
ablueskytragedy
05/01/09, 07:37 AM
My friend was 28 and he was fucking a 17. That was gross but the girl was hot though
It's 14 in Canada.
Call me crazy, but HOP ON THAT SHIT BROTHA!
remedyeli
05/01/09, 07:41 AM
I once hit on a 15 year old (in high school about to turn 16) and her dad called my cell phone and fired a shotgun before I could say "hey"
Needless to say I haven't talked to her since.
<3rkwon
05/01/09, 07:49 AM
you can drop her off at school on the way to work
bladerdude360
05/01/09, 07:51 AM
You know what I love about high school girls? You keep getting older, but they stay the same age.
WHAMMY
Haha I laughed at this.
Also, those pictures that were posted are priceless.
popdisaster00
05/01/09, 07:59 AM
did OP post pics? if not, he must
meroki22
05/01/09, 08:14 AM
This thread is gold.
bigblue2015
05/01/09, 08:18 AM
Predict how many pages before this thread turns into "post jailbait pics thread" which will lead to the posting of questionable material and the obligatory partyvan/pedobear/chris hansen jokes.
Go
MarsEatWorld
05/01/09, 08:22 AM
Go for it just don't let her get too attached.
DCfreak
05/01/09, 10:06 AM
One of my best friends is 20 and hs been dating a 15 year old for some time now. Its gross andddd i can't believe you are considering it. 16 year olds are retarded.
4N6 science
05/01/09, 10:09 AM
Do it, nothing can possibly go wrong with this situation.
well i dont see the prob, she wants to and you want too go ahead.
i mean you are a couple years older but hey if she wants to then go ahead.
atticusfinch
05/01/09, 10:20 AM
the young ones are a waste of time. it's all about the cougars.
AndrewIcex
05/01/09, 10:27 AM
the young ones are a waste of time. it's all about the cougars.
:overhead:
Say Nothing
05/01/09, 11:11 AM
Go for it
concernedparent
05/01/09, 12:00 PM
being 18 theres nothing wrong about banging a 16 year old hoochie
I'll probably still want to do it when I'm 40 though I figure
kdefrisc
05/01/09, 12:45 PM
well, i don't know this girl so i really can't say but at 16 i'm gonna guess that she is not emotionally mature enough to handle that kind of relationship (just sex no strings) but if you think she is and you're into that kinda thing then i guess there isn't really a problem....you're sure its not illegal? lol
LaDiabla
05/01/09, 12:50 PM
16 year old girls need love too...
more heart
05/01/09, 12:53 PM
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh?
I am Mick
05/01/09, 12:53 PM
game on
HammersNStrings
05/01/09, 12:56 PM
You probably won't have much in common but what's the worst that can happen?
http://imagecache.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPO/63QUAD%7ESwimfan-Posters.jpg
http://www.impawards.com/2002/posters/swimfan.jpg
http://www.impawards.com/2002/posters/swimfan.jpg
AndrewIcex
05/01/09, 12:56 PM
Clever clever haha
MarshmallowHobo
05/01/09, 01:02 PM
Ew dude.
mybreakingpoint
05/01/09, 01:08 PM
old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.
if there isn't grass on the field, play in the dirt.
mybreakingpoint
05/01/09, 01:36 PM
if there IS grass on the field, play ball.
Smash Adams
05/01/09, 01:40 PM
http://imagecache.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPO/63QUAD%7ESwimfan-Posters.jpg
http://www.impawards.com/2002/posters/swimfan.jpg
http://www.impawards.com/2002/posters/swimfan.jpg
That happens with older girls too though see
http://www.dyfuse.com/files/images/obsessed.movie%20poster.preview.jpg
Get there before the hair does.
mybreakingpoint
05/01/09, 02:15 PM
she's hurtin' for a squrtin'
beggin' for a peggin'
wailin' for a railin'
screamin' for a reamin'
achin' for a quakin'
you get the point.
caress me down
05/01/09, 03:29 PM
One of my best friends is 20 and hs been dating a 15 year old for some time now. Its gross andddd i can't believe you are considering it. 16 year olds are retarded.
................
fake empire
05/01/09, 06:12 PM
old enough to pee, old enough for me
KenjiBeast
05/01/09, 06:17 PM
old enough to pee, old enough for me
For some reason this post seems to fit your avatar.
redsoxguy676
05/01/09, 06:19 PM
For some reason this post seems to fit your avatar.
Lol this.
I'll probably still want to do it when I'm 40 though I figure
oh yeah, valid point
MarshmallowHobo
05/02/09, 05:45 AM
Paeeeedos.
Charles777
05/02/09, 06:33 AM
Fuck 16 year olds, cougars are where its at
chicagogirll04
05/02/09, 07:59 AM
I fucked a 22 year old when I was 16. As long as her dad won't kill you, go for it.
4N6 science
05/02/09, 08:07 AM
We need more Chris Hansen's in the world.
YoMusicSoFat
05/02/09, 08:10 AM
If you're making a thread of it then it's obvious most of your friends have probably told you to not do it, or that you're too embarrassed to ask them. You'll feel weird after it.
sweetforever
05/02/09, 11:07 AM
Did the OP post pics yet? If not, then he must
swt_catastrophe
05/02/09, 11:50 AM
haha. this thread is hilarious.
Bloodsucker II
05/02/09, 11:55 AM
So how exactly does this happen. Did she just go up to you and offer you sex?
GoWaitInTheCar
05/02/09, 11:58 AM
We want a picture of her, first.
patpratt
05/02/09, 12:08 PM
old enough to pee, old enough for me
hahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahaa
yakob89
05/02/09, 12:50 PM
Fuck 16 year olds, cougars are where its at
That is the truth older hot women know what the fuck they are doing and they do it well!! Im speaking from personal experience.
Metal Now
05/02/09, 02:26 PM
You know what I love about high school girls? You keep getting older, but they stay the same age.
WHAMMY
I'm VERY aroused.
Do it man. Do it for me. You know you want to.
.invisible ink.
05/02/09, 04:28 PM
the young ones are a waste of time. it's all about the cougars.
:overhead:
Fuck 16 year olds, cougars are where its at
:wave:
:slut:
atticusfinch
05/02/09, 11:12 PM
:wave:
:slut:
lol wut
samsara
05/02/09, 11:23 PM
Do it and hope she doesnt stalk you.
thesafeword
05/02/09, 11:25 PM
Just fucking do it.
Undue Noise
05/03/09, 07:46 AM
Hey. 5=no, 2=yes.
This. Even though she's legal, at sixteen, five years older seems a bit too much.
KidRobot
05/03/09, 09:42 AM
This. Even though she's legal, at sixteen, five years older seems a bit too much.
Thank ya. :-)
Ishbalan
05/03/09, 06:34 PM
5 years is pushing it big time.
Well, he seems pretty determined to push something in somewhere.
Mibabalou
05/03/09, 06:59 PM
do ittttt
then be like
0H EMMMM GEEE LETS G0 2 TH3 BROKENCYDE SHOW !!!!
I H3AR TH3RE br00t4L
Charles777
05/03/09, 07:14 PM
Did OP bang the chick yet?
Kassie09
05/03/09, 07:19 PM
he better hurry up before she turns 17, another year makes her lose appeal.
KenjiBeast
05/03/09, 08:15 PM
he better hurry up before she turns 17, another year makes her lose appeal.
I made this mistake. I really regret not getting in while the getting was good.
thesafeword
05/03/09, 08:20 PM
he better hurry up before she turns 17, another year makes her lose appeal.
Look what happened to you, being 18 and all.
bn_comatose
05/04/09, 05:08 AM
i wouldn't do it. There is gotta be something wrong if you gotta question it.
ReadyForAction
05/04/09, 09:51 AM
Toss her my way
DejaNew
05/04/09, 10:28 AM
That's a big difference, but then again, you only live once.
AndrewIcex
05/04/09, 11:58 AM
do ittttt
then be like
0H EMMMM GEEE LETS G0 2 TH3 BROKENCYDE SHOW !!!!
I H3AR TH3RE br00t4L
Yeah! Good call!
But watch out... the band might try and jack her from you... so keep her in your sights at all time.
They like 16 year olds, its fine wine to them.
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