Tanning

[Heart-A-Tact]

http://i43.tinypic.com/2r6391j.jpg

http://i40.tinypic.com/m8mbrm.jpg

Is it really necessary to look like Bob Barker/a burn victim?

[firecrackaaa!]

A BURN VICTIM, LOL ZABUMAFU.



Favorite thread in PL.

[makeshiftmind]

never seen the appeal, and don't think those disgusting tans look good on girls. It just looks unnatural

[muttley]

there's no way it's worth being a walking pile of cancer.
what brought this up anyways?

[firecrackaaa!]

Can't you see the Zabumafu?!

[Kassie09]

I go tanning everyday and don't look like them, ew.

[Heart-A-Tact]

I go tanning everyday and don't look like them, ew.

I know girls that tan everyday, as well. Few of them look like that. I don't understand.

[speakhandsforme]

Not a good tooth-to-gum ratio

[OldJersey]

Cancer rays.

[like yesterday]

Nice faux hawk, guy.

[firecrackaaa!]

Not a good tooth-to-gum ratio

But she's so sexyyy.

[yves.]

my biggest pet peeve is when people tan so their skin is darker than their hair. GODDD.

[anthonydarko]

Aside from an aesthetic one is seeking, I can't think of any reason for someone to go tanning that's actually useful or beneficial.

[anthonydarko]

http://i40.tinypic.com/m8mbrm.jpg

Those eyes are going to haunt me in my sleep tonight.

[kaycey]

that looks scary:-| so glad tanning isn't a problem for me.

[Jake Denning]

Those eyes are going to haunt me in my sleep tonight.

The Chris Hansen picture is worse. ughhh those eyes are piercing.

[killerswells]

i had sex in a tanning booth once. true story.

[fadedmemories]

The girl in the first picture isn't that bad. The second one is horrendous though.

[BryterJonah]

My sister has one and she looks almost as dark as the Oompa Loompas in the Wiilly Wonka. No matter how gorgeous any chick is really dark fake tans look butt fucking ugly
I've seen several Oompla Loompas roaming my school. Worst of all, they're really buff and where these "Pain is just weakness leaving the body shirts" which leaves them highly undesirable.

I think tanning salons should be the new hostels.

[yves.]

Aside from an aesthetic one is seeking, I can't think of any reason for someone to go tanning that's actually useful or beneficial.

i don't know about tanning beds, but natural sunlight stimulates your body to start producing vitamin d.

[ablueskytragedy]

Tanning's lame.

[MarsEatWorld]

I have the worst tan ever. Fuck softball. X-)

[1mastalker]

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/tan-711234.jpg

'nuff said

[Heart-A-Tact]

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/tan-711234.jpg

'nuff said

Nailed it

[Kassie09]

Wow, if my arms ever start to look like leather i will kill myself.

going tanning now, bye ap!

lol

[n1asfan]

I worked at a tanning salon for about a year....these people DO exist. It's quite scary.

[makeshiftmind]

I worked at a tanning salon for about a year....these people DO exist. It's quite scary.
haha were they in there like daily for hours at a time?:bugeyed:

[n1asfan]

haha were they in there like daily for hours at a time?:bugeyed:

yup, daily for the full amount of time. There is actually a technical term for people who get addicted to tanning but I can't remember what it is.

[BryterJonah]

Tool?

[Smash Adams]

I'm so glad I have naturally olive skin and don't have to deal with this nonsense

[firecrackaaa!]

Those eyes are going to haunt me in my sleep tonight.

Zabumafu!

The girl in the first picture isn't that bad. The second one is horrendous though.

Zabumafu!

I'm so glad I have naturally olive skin and don't have to deal with this nonsense

You're just perfect, my dear.







Still my favorite thread ever, Michael.

[4N6 science]

Not a good tooth-to-gum ratio

HAHAHAHA I love it. I thought the same thing.


My school has many girls who sport the tan look in the middle of winter. I get so confused on how orange they are when it's not sunny and 20 degrees outside.

[SeeYouSeptember]

2nd tan girl will haunt my dreams every night.

[caress me down]

Tanning is the stupidest fucking thing ever. You might as well put the sun an inch a way from your body and pray for skin cancer. Fuck the dumb bitches at my school that go every day

[KidRobot]

yup, daily for the full amount of time. There is actually a technical term for people who get addicted to tanning but I can't remember what it is.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=addicted+to+tanning

[Mibabalou]

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/tan-711234.jpg

'nuff said

jesus christ


life fail for those two

[sdbrown]

My sister used to go and now she's freaking out about wrinkles at 26. I went once, burned my bum after 12 minutes, realized how fucking strong those beds must be if they are going to burn my skin after just 12 minutes and haven't gone near a place since. Seriously, cancer wish.

And the body builder- it's mostly fake tan. 1. you can see it smeared all over his shirt, and 2. I saw it on True Life. Still really really gross though

[stayforawhile]

In my opinion, fake 'n bake is stupid.

[SeeYouSeptember]

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/tan-711234.jpg

'nuff said
Gorilla?

[MADSTA]

I went tanning for the first time this year the other day and I got a pretty bad burn. My face still hurts.

[n1asfan]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=addicted+to+tanning

ya, I'm lazy

[swt_catastrophe]

Aside from an aesthetic one is seeking, I can't think of any reason for someone to go tanning that's actually useful or beneficial.

There's actually a "relaxing" effect that can be quite addictive.
http://psychcentral.com/news/archives/2004-07/wfub-ftm070604.html

On that note, I'm off to tan. Oh, and whoever said they tanned for 12 minutes the first time and got burned- there's a reason you're supposed to start off at a really low time and work your way up.

[atticus18244fss]

Tanning ftl. What's the point. This thread proves the whole concept wrong. Girls think they look good as oranges yet everyone thinks they look 10x worse. What's the point?

[Bloodsucker II]

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/tan-711234.jpg

'nuff said

lol, Duke Nukem

[framebyframe]

There's a couple girls at my school that tan everyday and it looks so fake I don't understand how they can think it looks good. Guys seem to like it here though :shrug: Dumbbbb.

[ashiex3]

I'm glad I have brown skin, so I don't have to tan.

[googirl8907]

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/tan-711234.jpg

'nuff said
:shudder:

[sdbrown]

There's actually a "relaxing" effect that can be quite addictive.
http://psychcentral.com/news/archives/2004-07/wfub-ftm070604.html

On that note, I'm off to tan. Oh, and whoever said they tanned for 12 minutes the first time and got burned- there's a reason you're supposed to start off at a really low time and work your way up.
I did! And it was in a low level bed. That's what the salon recommended. I have olive-y skin so I guess they thought it'd be fine. Noooooope

[kianacarly]

I did! And it was in a low level bed. That's what the salon recommended. I have olive-y skin so I guess they thought it'd be fine. Noooooope

I read that tanning beds are stronger than the rays from the sun, so that could also be it. Well, I guess that's obvious, but I did a whole report on tanning beds that scared me away from ever going.

[GoodTimes]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/funny-dog-pictures-before-after.jpg

[argg_xo]

the dog on the left looks like my dog.

[takemyhand]

I go tanning a couple times a week to keep acne away.. I don't look like any of those girls though.
You can't blame ugly on tanning I guess.

[firecrackaaa!]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/funny-dog-pictures-before-after.jpg

This is so cute.

[KenjiBeast]

I'm Asian, so I actually tan really well. Just a week or two out in the sun and I'm nicely toasted and lovely. White chicks with spray on tans are gross IMHO.

[YayKelsey]

That's so gross. Just go outside and be healthy; take a long walk or read a book poolside. Tanorexia is disgusting.

[samsara]

I do not need to tan. Im Mexican I get dark from walking from my door to the car.

[yves.]

I do not need to tan. Im Mexican I get dark from walking from my door to the car.

this girl i know is mexican and goes tanning ALL THE TIME. she is so dark, but orange at the same time, it's ridiculously weird.

[samsara]

this girl i know is mexican and goes tanning ALL THE TIME. she is so dark, but orange at the same time, it's ridiculously weird.

I hate when girls that live here do that. All they need to do is sit in the sun for like 10 minutes.

[didwhat77times]

my biggest pet peeve is when people tan so their skin is darker than their hair. GODDD.
I will never understand the bad fake tan+bad fake blonde hair+pale metallic purple, pink, or orange lipstick look.

Last summer I was at the beach with a few friends reading under an umbrella. We were the only girls between the ages of 13 and 27 not laying out to get tan/cancer. Upon this realization one of my friends said "We're pale and proud, they're tan and terrifying!".

[AndrewIcex]

this girl i know is mexican and goes tanning ALL THE TIME. she is so dark, but orange at the same time, it's ridiculously weird.

Dark Orange? Or Bronze? Gross...

I do not need to tan. Im Mexican I get dark from walking from my door to the car.

I am not Mexican, but because of genes through my family that happens to me too... like, right now I am very white, and in about... a month I will be pretty damn tan, without doing anything, I don't even go outside that often for long periods of time, I just tan somehow, I have never figured it out, I thank my dad I guess haha.

[BryterJonah]

http://www.philebrity.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/jennylewis01.jpg

Pale >>>>>>>> Fake Tan

[Reaver]

damn that chick is hot! point taken.

[1mastalker]

damn that chick is hot! point taken.

More like point fapped

HI-OH!

[SteffRyanFail]

I remember I use to want to go tanning, but after a few weeks of watching my sister do it... No thank you.
She was crazy orange.
I just lay out in the sun for about twenty minutes every once and awhile. It's free and I don't look like an ompaloompa.

[phil19]

some of these people look more like oompa loompas than the oompa loompas from charlie and the chocolate factory

[ashiex3]

I do not need to tan. Im Mexican I get dark from walking from my door to the car.

Haha. I'm Filipino, and it's the same with me. I get dark pretty easily.

[Michifoxx]

Only white people go "tanning"

[4N6 science]

Only white people go "tanning"

yes this is quite true. I'm of hispanic decent so I have no use for tanning beds. The world is my tanning bed.

[yves.]

Only white people go "tanning"
:hitself:

[n1asfan]

yes this is quite true. I'm of hispanic decent so I have no use for tanning beds. The world is my tanning bed.

Ditto.

[4N6 science]

Ditto.

what's your ethnicity?

[abbysmith]

Those eyes are going to haunt me in my sleep tonight.
Agreed. Nasty.

[jagermeister]

If it looks natural/not fake or orange then I think its sexy when girls have a tan. If it looks like shit or like they're an Oompa Loompa my dick goes inside of me.

[Kassie09]

Examples of tanning used for evil
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3171/2768037070_4661869522.jpg
http://howyoudoinblondie.files.wordpress.c om/2008/07/guido_fail.jpg
http://5.media.tumblr.com/JX3ckt9eSevcmzus7YFAX0ufo1_500.jpg

Examples of tanning used for good:
http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/olly_girls1.jpg
http://www.bahamastanningsalon.com/userfiles/before-after3.jpg

[BoxxingTheStars]

Examples of tanning used for evil
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3171/2768037070_4661869522.jpg




Just gross and so unnatural. Seriously, light blonde hair and what are those, white lips?

[Kassie09]

Just gross and so unnatural. Seriously, light blonde hair and what are those, white lips?

i think she kinda looks..asian? So like her hair being blonde in the first place is like wtf and then..her skin..and lipstick combo. I saw that picture and had to post it, too perfect.

[abbysmith]

Examples of tanning used for evil
http://howyoudoinblondie.files.wordpress.c om/2008/07/guido_fail.jpg

This one is the best.

[4N6 science]

That picture will haunt and disturb me for many nights and days.

[BoxxingTheStars]

i think she kinda looks..asian? So like her hair being blonde in the first place is like wtf and then..her skin..and lipstick combo. I saw that picture and had to post it, too perfect.

I was thinking asian as well. I have an asian friend who tans everyday, as well as uses bronzer and she still thinks she's pale, and she's definitely not. Good thing she has blackish hair, though.

EDIT:
I think this girl may possibly be asian as well. Regardless, horrible idea.
http://www.sfreeper.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/kogal.jpg

[ashiex3]

i think she kinda looks..asian? So like her hair being blonde in the first place is like wtf and then..her skin..and lipstick combo. I saw that picture and had to post it, too perfect.

When I lived in Japan, apparently this was a fashion trend.

http://www.kentomatic.com/photos/ganguro.jpg

Gross.

[Kassie09]

I was thinking asian as well. I have an asian friend who tans everyday, as well as uses bronzer and she still thinks she's pale, and she's definitely not. Good thing she has blackish hair, though.


Geeezzeee, at least she keeps her hair black though,..and i will assume doesn't wear white gold lipstick.
When I lived in Japan, apparently this was a fashion trend.

http://www.kentomatic.com/photos/ganguro.jpg

Gross.

:o oh my god. ew. if i ever looked like that, i would stop tanning asap.

[Kassie09]

This one is the best.

i like that he gets his eye brows waxed, it just adds to everything so nicely.

[BoxxingTheStars]

This one is the best.
An extra in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M, perhaps?

[BoxxingTheStars]

Seriously gross. The kids face explains it all.

http://www.teamsportsmarketing.com/STIF/pictures/tanning.bmp

[Kassie09]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
x

[4N6 science]

wow...that is atrocious!

[ashiex3]

Oh My God. That is disgusting. It looks like she's wearing brown pants.

[BoxxingTheStars]

Kind of looks like elephant skin a tad bit.

[4N6 science]

yeah it doesn't even look real.

[abbysmith]

i like that he gets his eye brows waxed, it just adds to everything so nicely.
And the amount of gel he has in his hair.

An extra in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M, perhaps?
I was just thinking this.

[just.Starla.]

Wow, the girl in the second picture looks scary.

I still don't think I understand the appeal of people wanting to be super tan. :shrug:

I go tanning everyday and don't look like them, ew.

Everyday?

[Kassie09]

Wow, the girl in the second picture looks scary.

I still don't think I understand the appeal of people wanting to be super tan. :shrug:



Everyday?

Probably about 5/7 days per week. but not all year long or anything like that..but a lot. I'm not even remotely too tan!

[Smash Adams]

Probably about 5/7 days per week. but not all year long or anything like that..but a lot. I'm not even remotely too tan!
Isn't that really expensive?

[just.Starla.]

Probably about 5/7 days per week. but not all year long or anything like that..but a lot. I'm not even remotely too tan!
Oh, okay. Tanning everyday just sounds really unhealthy to me.

[Kassie09]

Isn't that really expensive?

not really, it's an extra 50 or 60 bucks a month. But I don't pay for it. :shrug:

[Readyfuels]

I tan 2, max 3, times a week. I'll stop once June rolls around. I just like to have a base tan and not look like snow white.

[Kassie09]

Oh, okay. Tanning everyday just sounds really unhealthy to me.

yeah,you're right, it does.

[4N6 science]

UV exposure leads to thymine dimers which causes mutations which can lead to cancer.

[Smash Adams]

not really, it's an extra 50 or 60 bucks a month. But I don't pay for it. :shrug:
$600 a year I don't need to spend, that I can spend on something worthwhile
By the way you don't look orange so I'm not serious when I make fun of you

[Kassie09]

$600 a year I don't need to spend, that I can spend on something worthwhile
By the way you don't look orange so I'm not serious when I make fun of you

haha, if i got orange, I would stop, for sure. This is the last month I'll tan cause then in june-aug i'll be outside everyday!

but yeah you're right, if my parents would give me that money every month instead, I could do something fun with it.

[Smash Adams]

haha, if i got orange, I would stop, for sure. This is the last month I'll tan cause then in june-aug i'll be outside everyday!

but yeah you're right, if my parents would give me that money every month instead, I could do something fun with it.
It gets nice in Pittsburgh?
I guess your mom wants you to carry on the cougar tradition, at least you make her sound like a cougar

[Kassie09]

It gets nice in Pittsburgh?
I guess your mom wants you to carry on the cougar tradition, at least you make her sound like a cougar

its usually like 80 million degrees here every day in summer, so yeah.

i think she does but when im old i'll be leathery/wrinkly so not a cougar.

[BoxxingTheStars]

I had a deal once a few years back, $120 unlimited year round and then $100 unlimited for 6 months. Of course I was going to splurge the extra $20. But now I'm at a different place paying $35 unlimited for 30 days.
I pretty much tan everyday (yes, 7 days a week) from November to April and then I just lay out occasionally in the summer.
Unhealthy, I'm aware. Stupid, very. I don't get orange, either. There's basically a point where I'm incapable of getting any darker, yet I still continue to tan once I've reached that point.

[4N6 science]

I'll probably get skin cancer because I don't use sunscreen when I go out in the sun.

[argg_xo]

i like my naturally fair skin. i always burn, never tan.

[nonamesleft]

That's groooosss.

[4N6 science]

i like my naturally fair skin. i always burn, never tan.

If I could give you some of my tan-ness, I would!!

[BryterJonah]

Is that Jenny Lewis? It looks kind of like her but I'm not sure if it is her
Totally is.

[inyoursea]

Don't understand why people feel the need to look that tan, it can look so bad. I'm fine with girls laying out but not a fan of the tanning salons and what not.

[Michifoxx]

I'll probably get skin cancer because I don't use sunscreen when I go out in the sun.

Does anyone...? I mean really...

[4N6 science]

Does anyone...? I mean really...

Most people I know put it on.

[mikeXXXnj]

mad guidos think tanned girls are hot. are you a guido?

[screamoutmyname]

hahahahahahaha holy fuck... these pictures are too much.

[zion the lion]

I dont get people who wear sunscreen, I make an effort to put it on even when I'm just going out and about. I dont want to age. But I did get my first sun burn last year.

[suicidalkitten]

oh gosh now i really wont sleep now;s

[bduke13]

orange people are sooo nasty

[AndrewIcex]

orange people are sooo nasty
Your Avatar? Orange? Haha

[Liz_who?]

See, I don't tan because I don't want to get addicted like some of my friends are. To be 21 are made of leather is a little gross to me.

[ammar]

Its so obvious when girls have a fake tan. It just saddens me that the world cares so much about how they looks.

[disco.tetris]

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/tan-711234.jpg

'nuff said
EW. How can people look like that and think its okay?

[Selkies]

Seriously gross. The kids face explains it all.

http://www.teamsportsmarketing.com/STIF/pictures/tanning.bmp

I don't know whats worse. The fact that she looks like a belt with legs sewn to a leather jacket or the fact that her tits are blatantly hanging out.

[BoxxingTheStars]

I don't know whats worse. The fact that she looks like a belt with legs sewn to a leather jacket or the fact that her tits are blatantly hanging out.

Hahahaha, didn't even realize this. I was more focused on her skin. That woman has all kinds of problems.

[anamericangod]

I don't know whats worse. The fact that she looks like a belt with legs sewn to a leather jacket or the fact that her tits are blatantly hanging out.

This made me laugh.

[yves.]

before:
http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v778/195/121/533292004/n533292004_1209558_4648.jpg

when tanning was not out of control:
http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v778/195/121/533292004/n533292004_1218698_2251.jpg

after:
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs001.snc1/4145_81007737004_533292004_1938877_ 5795827_n.jpg

[anamericangod]

after:
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs001.snc1/4145_81007737004_533292004_1938877_ 5795827_n.jpg

Maybe this is how everyone looks in the year 2056.

[Charles777]

Go sit in the sun, god dammit. Fake tans are gross.

[Kassie09]

Woah that girl looks hispanic now.

thats awesome.

[jules_x]

http://absolutepunk.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=26291&stc=1&d=1242921842

Sucks to see BAD tan on girls who actually doesn't look like crap without makeup (and tan).
Shes prettier with less of a tan, rly.

The second photo is way better, in my opinion.

[AndrewIcex]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d165/korig5785/FakeBakeforAP.jpg

CLOWN!!!

[jules_x]

When I lived in Japan, apparently this was a fashion trend.

http://www.kentomatic.com/photos/ganguro.jpg

Gross.


Haha, their faces looks liek trannies.

[takemyhand]

So I was outside trying to get some more colour on my skin for prom, and it's uber sunny so I'm laying in the sun for awhile.
Anyway, I forgot to eat today because I was running late for class and I usually don't eat again until noon, (it's 12:30 now), and I seriously thought I was going to die. I had to come inside, and started to black out so I went to lay on my bathroom floor.
This is why I'd rather lay in a bed for 12 minutes and be done with it, rather than lay outside for hours (I was only out for 40 mins too!). I don't get orange from beds really, I think most girls that look orange get it from crappy spray tans/mystic tans or bad bronzer.

I just felt like sharing the story of how I almost died. haha.

[kemichels]

So I was outside trying to get some more colour on my skin for prom, and it's uber sunny so I'm laying in the sun for awhile.
Anyway, I forgot to eat today because I was running late for class and I usually don't eat again until noon, (it's 12:30 now), and I seriously thought I was going to die. I had to come inside, and started to black out so I went to lay on my bathroom floor.
This is why I'd rather lay in a bed for 12 minutes and be done with it, rather than lay outside for hours (I was only out for 40 mins too!). I don't get orange from beds really, I think most girls that look orange get it from crappy spray tans/mystic tans or bad bronzer.

I just felt like sharing the story of how I almost died. haha.

you are really freakin tan though

[Kassie09]

So I was outside trying to get some more colour on my skin for prom, and it's uber sunny so I'm laying in the sun for awhile.
Anyway, I forgot to eat today because I was running late for class and I usually don't eat again until noon, (it's 12:30 now), and I seriously thought I was going to die. I had to come inside, and started to black out so I went to lay on my bathroom floor.
This is why I'd rather lay in a bed for 12 minutes and be done with it, rather than lay outside for hours (I was only out for 40 mins too!). I don't get orange from beds really, I think most girls that look orange get it from crappy spray tans/mystic tans or bad bronzer.

I just felt like sharing the story of how I almost died. haha.

Agreed, I'd much rather lay in the bed for 12 minutes than lay in the sun for an hour everyday to get similar results. There's bugs outside, that's gross.


And yeah, the light from a tanning bed doesn't turn you orange, the gross lotion with built in bronzer they use makes them that way. Because they're dumb.

[kemichels]

Agreed, I'd much rather lay in the bed for 12 minutes than lay in the sun for an hour everyday to get similar results. There's bugs outside, that's gross.


And yeah, the light from a tanning bed doesn't turn you orange, the gross lotion with built in bronzer they use makes them that way. Because they're dumb.

you're such a girllll

[kemichels]

Either way, I'm lucky I'm blessed with my mom's olive skin color. I tan so freaking quick and I'm darker than the majority of my friends regardless of winter or summer.

[takemyhand]

you are really freakin tan though

then, everything is going according to plan :D

[Kassie09]

you're such a girllll

NO, I layed outside today to tan for like, 30 minutes until a wasp almost got me, it was malicious. I flipped out and decided to get on ap. You would too!

[kemichels]

NO, I layed outside today to tan for like, 30 minutes until a wasp almost got me, it was malicious. I flipped out and decided to get on ap. You would too!

OMGZ A WASP!

lol.

glad you avoided death today Kassie.

[kemichels]

then, everything is going according to plan :D

I was going to say you're too tan, but you're pretty either way (not blatantly hitting on you as I know your bf lurks). Are you darker skinned naturally?

[AndrewIcex]

Haha you two girls are hilarious. In a good way of course :)

I don't usually lay out, I just tan for being in the sun for minimal amounts of time, my genes are good. I will be pretty damn tan in less than a month, mhmm.

[takemyhand]

Agreed, I'd much rather lay in the bed for 12 minutes than lay in the sun for an hour everyday to get similar results. There's bugs outside, that's gross.


And yeah, the light from a tanning bed doesn't turn you orange, the gross lotion with built in bronzer they use makes them that way. Because they're dumb.

Haha yeah, and it's so hot laying in the sun that long, and boring.

[Kassie09]

OMGZ A WASP!

lol.

glad you avoided death today Kassie.
Thank you, that thing could have gotten me.

Haha you two girls are hilarious. In a good way of course :)

I don't usually lay out, I just tan for being in the sun for minimal amounts of time, my genes are good. I will be pretty damn tan in less than a month, mhmm.
Thanks!
f u for having good genes that get you tan quickly.

Haha yeah, and it's so hot laying in the sun that long, and boring.
So boring and gross. ick.

[kemichels]

I tan in like 2 days, haha

[Kassie09]

Wow, fu too.

The only way I can achieve my ~deepest darkest tan~ is to go to the beach, then i look ...not white.

[AndrewIcex]

:-d

[takemyhand]

I was going to say you're too tan, but you're pretty either way (not blatantly hitting on you as I know your bf lurks). Are you darker skinned naturally?

Haha thanks :)

No, I'm really pale.

like last spring I didn't tan because I wasn't going to prom so I was just going to wait until summer,
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii305/Ashllaaayy/1c27b8d2.jpg

-ignore the awkward blonde stage.

oh, or two years ago when I looked like a freaking vampire.

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii305/Ashllaaayy/l_a2aee0158d79a017535e2f1a357fdb59. jpg


haha I'm obviously really white naturally.

[takemyhand]

oh. my zipper would be done in the first picture, I was so cool!

[AndrewIcex]

I am naturally white too, though I have no recent pictures of me being tan, cause well.. summer just started haha.

[Kassie09]

I expected you'd be a lot darker naturally but that last picture is surprisingly white haha.

[AndrewIcex]

oh. my zipper would be done in the first picture, I was so cool!

By the way, you go through as many hair changes as I do!

I was a crazy one up until about 8 months ago haha, I had... lets see...

Orange hair (yes, highlighter orange)
Black hair
Very Blonde hair
Dirty Blonde hair
Pink hair (yes, cotton candy pink)
Green hair (Darker green hair)
Red hair (like almost red car red hair)
and my favorite Turquoise hair :)

All of this was me just trying to be different? I guess haha. I don't know, I played tons of shows with different hair colors with my band, it was fun, but I quickly regret it a lot haha.

[takemyhand]

hahaha yeah, I basically could have been in Twilight.

btw, do people that have like light hair, and freckles tan?
I swear I read somewhere that people with light hair/eyebrows/eyelashes and freckles don't tan, they burn.

Anyway, there's this girl that insists on tanning every other day before prom (she started a little less than a month ago), and she's is not orange.. or tan.. but bright red/pink. It's ridiculous, like, can't you tell that you aren't tanning your burning? lol. It bothers me, idk why, probably because she's a bitch.

[kemichels]

Haha thanks :)

No, I'm really pale.

like last spring I didn't tan because I wasn't going to prom so I was just going to wait until summer,
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii305/Ashllaaayy/1c27b8d2.jpg

-ignore the awkward blonde stage.

oh, or two years ago when I looked like a freaking vampire.

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii305/Ashllaaayy/l_a2aee0158d79a017535e2f1a357fdb59. jpg


haha I'm obviously really white naturally.

you're right. I think I saw a picture of you in the "post pictures of your girlfriend" or something in which you were ridiculously dark. Like...too much so for my taste. These make more sense, haha. I love the zipper being undone, btw lol. You looked fine as a blonde btw, but darker is better.

[AndrewIcex]

hahaha yeah, I basically could have been in Twilight.

btw, do people that have like light hair, and freckles tan?
I swear I read somewhere that people with light hair/eyebrows/eyelashes and freckles don't tan, they burn.

Anyway, there's this girl that insists on tanning every other day before prom (she started a little less than a month ago), and she's is not orange.. or tan.. but bright red/pink. It's ridiculous, like, can't you tell that you aren't tanning your burning? lol. It bothers me, idk why, probably because she's a bitch.

They definitely burn, the vocalist in my band, Dustin, he NEVER tans... he is nearly albino, but not. He is just really pale, in my pictures on AP in my profile with my band picture (which is kinda old with a few different members now), but the second one is Dustin, he never ever tans, ever. Sucks to be him, he hates me for my tanning skills haha.

[Kassie09]

My friend has like dark red hair and freckles and she goes tanning..and all it does is give her more freckles/makes her face and legs a little darker. It's kinda pointless for her to tan.

lol @ people turning pink! She must look like a little piggy, aw.

[takemyhand]

By the way, you go through as many hair changes as I do!

I was a crazy one up until about 8 months ago haha, I had... lets see...

Orange hair (yes, highlighter orange)
Black hair
Very Blonde hair
Dirty Blonde hair
Pink hair (yes, cotton candy pink)
Green hair (Darker green hair)
Red hair (like almost red car red hair)
and my favorite Turquoise hair :)

All of this was me just trying to be different? I guess haha. I don't know, I played tons of shows with different hair colors with my band, it was fun, but I quickly regret it a lot haha.

haha yeah, my hair is like dark purple/auburn now. And I love it. I think I'm going to stick with this haha.
I think I just get bored with how I look, so changing my hair color is a easy fix. haha.
Really damaging though, especially when I went blonde :| Chlorox bleach can not be healthy for your hair.

My mom would kill me if I dyed my hair green or red etc. hahaha, sounds fun though.

[takemyhand]

They definitely burn, the vocalist in my band, Dustin, he NEVER tans... he is nearly albino, but not. He is just really pale, in my pictures on AP in my profile with my band picture (which is kinda old with a few different members now), but the second one is Dustin, he never ever tans, ever. Sucks to be him, he hates me for my tanning skills haha.

Haha wow he's really pale D:

[takemyhand]

My friend has like dark red hair and freckles and she goes tanning..and all it does is give her more freckles/makes her face and legs a little darker. It's kinda pointless for her to tan.

lol @ people turning pink! She must look like a little piggy, aw.

Yeah she's like a really light ginger haha, like blonde/ginger.
With freckles and no eyebrows.

She is so pink right now, and freckly. I don't get it.
haha. Waste of moneey to go tanning to look like a pigggggy.

[AndrewIcex]

haha yeah, my hair is like dark purple/auburn now. And I love it. I think I'm going to stick with this haha.
I think I just get bored with how I look, so changing my hair color is a easy fix. haha.
Really damaging though, especially when I went blonde :| Chlorox bleach can not be healthy for your hair.

My mom would kill me if I dyed my hair green or red etc. hahaha, sounds fun though.

Haha yeah, my dad was not happy with me during then... it was a battle in my house, "You look like a freak, get that shit outta your hair! NOW!" He can be an ass, whatever haha.

My hair is natural brown now though, it is a lot shorter now too... it looks all good. I am content for pretty much ever now? Haha.

Haha wow he's really pale D:

Yeah he is, good thing he MIGHT be the best pure vocalist in the Cincinnati area, give our band a few months to a year, he is incredibly talented. Its nuts.

[takemyhand]

you're right. I think I saw a picture of you in the "post pictures of your girlfriend" or something in which you were ridiculously dark. Like...too much so for my taste. These make more sense, haha. I love the zipper being undone, btw lol. You looked fine as a blonde btw, but darker is better.

Haha, blonde was ridiculous to maintain because my hair is dark naturally s when it started to grow in it looked sick. But, it was a necessary experience.

[Kassie09]

Yeah she's like a really light ginger haha, like blonde/ginger.
With freckles and no eyebrows.

She is so pink right now, and freckly. I don't get it.
haha. Waste of moneey to go tanning to look like a pigggggy.

It creeps me out hardcore when people are so light they don't have eyebrows. It looks so weird.

Well, obviously she's going to be looking hot and sexy for prom. If her dress is pink..that's awesome.

[takemyhand]

Yeah he is, good thing he MIGHT be the best pure vocalist in the Cincinnati area, give our band a few months to a year, he is incredibly talented. Its nuts.

Ahh awesome, what's your bands name ?

[just.Starla.]

I don't know whats worse. The fact that she looks like a belt with legs sewn to a leather jacket or the fact that her tits are blatantly hanging out.

Hahaha I didn't even notice until you mentioned it. But that is one of the scariest things I've ever seen.

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d165/korig5785/FakeBakeforAP.jpg

CLOWN!!!

Yikes!

[AndrewIcex]

Ahh awesome, what's your bands name ?

Its been a hundred different names... right now its Honor Code, but it will be changing from more of a pop-punk to more of a "pretty singing" type of name, I usually come up with all our names, hell I am practically the band runner, unfortunately...

[takemyhand]

It creeps me out hardcore when people are so light they don't have eyebrows. It looks so weird.

Well, obviously she's going to be looking hot and sexy for prom. If her dress is pink..that's awesome.

Yeah, I get creeped when people have lame eyebrows. My grandma pencils in her eyebrows, that creeps me out, a lot. haha.


God, I hope her dress is pink, I have no idea. I'll find out tomorrow :D
She's going to be too sexy, I'm not ready for itt.

[takemyhand]

Its been a hundred different names... right now its Honor Code, but it will be changing from more of a pop-punk to more of a "pretty singing" type of name, I usually come up with all our names, hell I am practically the band runner, unfortunately...

Ahh haha I see. Oh! I saw a band not too long ago from the Cincinnati area I think, have you heard of Look Afraid?

[AndrewIcex]

Ahh haha I see. Oh! I saw a band not too long ago from the Cincinnati area I think, have you heard of Look Afraid?

Yeah yeah, I know Look Afraid they are from around the Cincy area not exactly in Cincy. Good band though.

[Kassie09]

Yeah, I get creeped when people have lame eyebrows. My grandma pencils in her eyebrows, that creeps me out, a lot. haha.


God, I hope her dress is pink, I have no idea. I'll find out tomorrow :D
She's going to be too sexy, I'm not ready for itt.

hahahah, tattooed on eye brows are scary too. Drawn on ones make me think of transvestites.

Hahah, her sexiness will be so overpowering. Im kinda picturing her looking like miss piggy and i don't even know her.

[yves.]

Woah that girl looks hispanic now.

thats awesome.

she was already hispanic!

[AndrewIcex]

Well, I am outta here... I will be back later tonight after work... Lame sauce... ugh. Byes.

[takemyhand]

Yeah yeah, I know Look Afraid they are from around the Cincy area not exactly in Cincy. Good band though.

They came to my city not too long ago with Foxy Shazam and Drmanhattan. They were really good, they put on a great show haha.

[takemyhand]

hahahah, tattooed on eye brows are scary too. Drawn on ones make me think of transvestites.

Hahah, her sexiness will be so overpowering. Im kinda picturing her looking like miss piggy and i don't even know her.

Oh, she looks like ms. piggy hahaha. Now I really hope her dress is pink.

[kemichels]

They came to my city not too long ago with Foxy Shazam and Drmanhattan. They were really good, they put on a great show haha.

Foxxy is such a sweet live band. And well...Dr Manhattan is equally as crazy, so it makes sense. I remember Dr. Manhattan when they were opening for The Felix Culpa...and now they are bigger. Crazy how a song on MTV blows you the hell up. I wish the guys weren't so lazy in the Culpa and would actually get up a profile on AP. I do promo work for them and they are such a talented band but don't get enough recognition (outside of AP magazine, who's mentioned them countless times). Alkaline Trio's management contacted them to play as direct support for their show in Chicago this Saturday...so that's saying something about them.

Yes this is my shameless plug for the felix culpa. Go download their free EP.

http://www.thefelixculpa.com/remissionep/

and if you like that, check their shit out on purevolume (more songs), myspace (demos), or download it from it-leaked for all I care. Such a good band.

/rant

[kemichels]

Back on topic and as weird as this is, I think it would be interesting to tan everything but your penis or vice versa. Imagine what would happen when a girl first saw you nekkid

[takemyhand]

Foxxy is such a sweet live band. And well...Dr Manhattan is equally as crazy, so it makes sense. I remember Dr. Manhattan when they were opening for The Felix Culpa...and now they are bigger. Crazy how a song on MTV blows you the hell up. I wish the guys weren't so lazy in the Culpa and would actually get up a profile on AP. I do promo work for them and they are such a talented band but don't get enough recognition (outside of AP magazine, who's mentioned them countless times). Alkaline Trio's management contacted them to play as direct support for their show in Chicago this Saturday...so that's saying something about them.

Yes this is my shameless plug for the felix culpa. Go download their free EP.

http://www.thefelixculpa.com/remissionep/

and if you like that, check their shit out on purevolume (more songs), myspace (demos), or download it from it-leaked for all I care. Such a good band.

/rant

hahahhaha. All three bands were ridiculous live, it was awesome. And I'll check out the band and free ep. haha, thanks :D

[kemichels]

hahahhaha. All three bands were ridiculous live, it was awesome. And I'll check out the band and free ep. haha, thanks :D

thanks :). These guys put on an amazing live show too...I love when you can tell a band is putting everything they possibly have into their live performance. if you have an it leaked account, their 4 song (other) EP "Thought Control" is on there. Every song on it is golden.

[MyNameIsRoss]

I went to high school with some rednecks that hunted, wore camo shit, called everyone 'fa*got', and hated black people. Yet they all listened to radio-rap and went tanning. I'll never understand..

[Five-Star]

lmao @ bob barker

[Heart-A-Tact]

I went to high school with some rednecks that hunted, wore camo shit, called everyone 'fa*got', and hated black people. Yet they all listened to radio-rap and went tanning. I'll never understand..

Sounds like my high school.

[takemyhand]

thanks :). These guys put on an amazing live show too...I love when you can tell a band is putting everything they possibly have into their live performance. if you have an it leaked account, their 4 song (other) EP "Thought Control" is on there. Every song on it is golden.

ah I don't have an account D:

[kemichels]

i shall hook u up but i am drunkso i cant now but i will eventually cuz i t lekaed is the shit and i dontknow hot to type when im drunk so im going to stop now but il hook u up k?

[just.Starla.]

I went to high school with some rednecks that hunted, wore camo shit, called everyone 'fa*got', and hated black people. Yet they all listened to radio-rap and went tanning. I'll never understand..
That kind of sounds like some of the people in my town. I don't think I'll ever understand it either.

[AndrewIcex]

They came to my city not too long ago with Foxy Shazam and Drmanhattan. They were really good, they put on a great show haha.

I know foxy really well, I know them all personally, cool guys and crazy as hell. The are from Cincinnati, the actual city, little closer to me rather than Look Afraid, in fact I at one time almost tried out for them to play bass, but they ended up taking their old member back until he left the band again, then my friend tried out and started playing with them, but again they took their old bassist back after he wanted back in haha. And Dr. Manhattan is really good too haha.

Foxxy is such a sweet live band. And well...Dr Manhattan is equally as crazy, so it makes sense. I remember Dr. Manhattan when they were opening for The Felix Culpa...and now they are bigger. Crazy how a song on MTV blows you the hell up. I wish the guys weren't so lazy in the Culpa and would actually get up a profile on AP. I do promo work for them and they are such a talented band but don't get enough recognition (outside of AP magazine, who's mentioned them countless times). Alkaline Trio's management contacted them to play as direct support for their show in Chicago this Saturday...so that's saying something about them.

Yes this is my shameless plug for the felix culpa. Go download their free EP.

http://www.thefelixculpa.com/remissionep/

and if you like that, check their shit out on purevolume (more songs), myspace (demos), or download it from it-leaked for all I care. Such a good band.

/rant


Haha nothing like a good plug for a band, good work.

[HaileyItHappens]

I hate the smell of my skin after laying in those stupid tanning beds. I hate tanning but have to go.

[sjb2k1]

I hate the smell of my skin after laying in those stupid tanning beds. I hate tanning but have to go.
why do you have to go? extreme vitamin deficiency coupled with the overwhelming desire for some kind of skin disease? :-)

[HaileyItHappens]

why do you have to go? extreme vitamin deficiency coupled with the overwhelming desire for some kind of skin disease? :-)
Hahaha no my mom paid for me to go because we are going to Hawaii next month as a family and I burn easy so I am trying to get some color first.

[sjb2k1]

Hahaha no my mom paid for me to go because we are going to Hawaii next month as a family and I burn easy so I am trying to get some color first.
hahaha okay then you have to stop being all like 'tanning is the devil, life is hard' because i have noooo sympathy for you.

[lovely864md]

Sometimes I like to not look like an albino. But I hardly ever go, in high school I just went before dance competitions or if I was going on vacation (and that was just to prevent my skin from getting really burned). It took me over a year to get through 200 minutes.

Edit: some of the girls I went to high school with though...and some of the Long Island girls I go to college with now...good god.

[chrislauren]

A friend of mine wanted me to go tanning with her so I went along, sat in the bed for about 5 minutes then walked out. I wouldn't do it again if I got paid for it and I will never understand girls who think resembling the burnt orange crayon is sexy.

[sjb2k1]

Sometimes I like to not look like an albino. But I hardly ever go, in high school I just went before dance competitions or if I was going on vacation (and that was just to prevent my skin from getting really burned). It took me over a year to get through 200 minutes.

Edit: some of the girls I went to high school with though...and some of the Long Island girls I go to college with now...good god.
did you go to Fairport? because that would explain the way the chicks looked. lol

[lovely864md]

did you go to Fairport? because that would explain the way the chicks looked. lol

Yes! How on earth did you know that?

[12!21fightchoke]

I like a little glow in the summer. I don't fake n' bake. Relaxin on the beach usually just does the trick.

[sjb2k1]

Yes! How on earth did you know that?
creep alert! back when those 5 girls got killed because the one was texting i think you said you went to school with them. and i remember fellow WNYers.

[lovely864md]

creep alert! back when those 5 girls got killed because the one was texting i think you said you went to school with them. and i remember fellow WNYers.

That's what I figured, I know I've mentioned Fairport a couple times. You're not creepy haha. Where are you from?

[sjb2k1]

That's what I figured, I know I've mentioned Fairport a couple times. You're not creepy haha. Where are you from?
ha okay good...born and raised in Cananadaigua. been a carpetbagger in Durham since 2005, though.

[HaileyItHappens]

hahaha okay then you have to stop being all like 'tanning is the devil, life is hard' because i have noooo sympathy for you.
I am allowed to hate it! It's the gayest thing I have done that isn't hooking up with a guy.

[firecrackaaa!]

I hate the smell of my skin after laying in those stupid tanning beds. I hate tanning but have to go.

I can't believe you've gone tanning. HAHAHA. Haha. Hahaha.

I am allowed to hate it! It's the gayest thing I have done that isn't hooking up with a guy.

You've hooked up with a guy? You never tell me anything about your life anyway, wahhhh. :-(

[luckyforsome]

There are some serious tanaholics at my school. I tan every other month or whenever I get pasty. If it were cheaper I'd go a lot more often