That Guy Has A Way With Words Like No Other

[Jared Kaufman]

I'd be doing the world a huge disservice if I didn't post this (http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=4573697&blogID=68653687&Mytoken=dcb7aec0-e95f-4354-a3e4-f15799d4e83f), the greatest and funniest break-up letter of all time.

[Paul Diggity]

ahahahah! Thats freaking awesome.

[yanggoh]

hahahaha that was classic

[LMB]

Amazing.

[EvilButters]

If I ever break up with a girl through a letter, I want it to be as awesome as that is.

[Snails]

hahahahahaha

[leafsacc]

that is awsome

[Salomonbz90]

wow..just wow

[Coronary Parasite]

that is one of the most amazing things i have ever seen. thank god i didn't put anything in writing.

[FrankMareno]

That is awasome

[radiofriendly]

perfection in its sincerest form.

[alifetmeaway]

holy crap that is some funny shit. that guy is such a badass

[MattRM]

Hmm... now is that going to make girls stay away from him... or love him... haha...

[MyDaysOfDanger]

Yeah i already forwarded it to everybody i knew. I posted it as a bulletin. Maybe she doesnt deserve it, but god its fucking funny...

[matt_rawlings]

This man is my personal hero

[h0merg0mez]

hahaha

[bones jones]

this is hillarious, but unfortunately i'm pretty sure someone just made it up.
where's the proof? if he was gonna fuck with her that bad, he should have given out her e-mail address.

[JunkBondTrader]

ahah that was good.

[InaGreendase]

Man, someone wants to be Tucker Max...

[thejetstolehome]

haha simply amazing

[tambo41187]

"Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under "L" for "Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn't care less about"

Incredible.

[Kaystarmaker]

hehe XD awesome.

that sure beats my letters <_<

[fallafelraffle]

I'd be doing the world a huge disfavor if I didn't post this (http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=4573697&blogID=68653687&Mytoken=dcb7aec0-e95f-4354-a3e4-f15799d4e83f), the greatest and funniest break-up letter of all time.

huge disservice?

[the sob]

that man is a poet

[Jared Kaufman]

huge disservice?
Oh yeah -- whoops -- that's what I meant -- my fingers get the best of me when I'm typing sometimes.

[DroppedUrPocket]

The good thing about being a guy is that when I eventually bump into the young lad who finger-blasted you on top of a towel dispenser last saturday, we'll have a shot and laugh our heads off about the time it happened.

By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do. Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate.

I just about died.

[fenderstratboy2]

That is so freakin sweet! i wish my breakups could be as cool as that. i believe this man has become a lot peoples hero

[blink621]

that is nothing shy of amazing

[Rest_Easy]

this is synonymous with George Castanza getting fired in the sense "Man HE got fired!" cause "Man she got Dumped!" awesome.

[thedood]

I need to buy that man a beer.

[MattyBeatz]

"Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate." - That line killed me.

[underthetalking]

Excuse me while I stand up and applaud. That letter is beautiful.

[wakeupgomer]

Wow.

[zach26]

pretty good. this kinda stuff needs to happen more often. people who cheat are disgusting.

[k0d1ak]

This illustrates one major point, don't insult your girl's looks when you break up with her. Saying she's got thunder thighs begs the question "Why were you still with her up until she blew two guys in the bathroom?" and thanks to the story we know its not cause of her winning personality.
I think those kinds of break ups are as hilarious as they are fun, but I would never make anything like that public, because then you have to come down off your high horse and that is just lame!

[CLARIFY THIS]

winds up tongue-bathing the taint of anyone who decides 30 minutes of droning commentary on Colin Farrell's new haircut is worth putting up with for a hand job in the men's room

Classic,fucking classic

[blankster07]

that was great...

[tomorrowiscomin]

"Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate." - That line killed me.

That is absolute genius, if i ever have a break up like that i know what line im using.

[bankrom]

sea lions...... omg rofl lolz!

[TheUntitled]

Anybody ever been cheated on? Because it just makes it that much more priceless.

[DroppedUrPocket]

Anybody ever been cheated on? Because it just makes it that much more priceless.
Yessir.

[Tony]

she was blowing some guy for 45 minutes!? she must be terrible at it!

[alexwohl29_90]

Guys need to take note


when you get cheated on, SHOW THAT BITCH WHOSE BOSS, but...in a manner like that dudes.

[Rogue Slayer]

hahahahahaha. that's hilarious.

[mylkhead]

yeah that was quite funny. I've never been cheated on, but if I were to be, this is a nice way to go out. Although it's completely uncharacteristic of me and would seem pretty strange coming up with a letter like that.

[[Brendan]]

"Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate." - That line killed me.Haha that was the best line in the entire thing.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

I doubt it's real.

[el_flasho]

he shoulda mentioned something about her sunglasses. that was the funniest part for me was when in the middle of all that pleading, she asks if he could keep an eye out for her fucking sunglasses.

[brutusUbastard]

Ah...

... thats exactly what i needed to read this morning to make me have a good day.

[Steve Henderson]

I doubt it's real.
Come on, that sounds way too real. And who would go to the time to make that up? I buy it, I think it's shitty what girls do sometimes, and I loved his response.

Absolute money...

[ForeverInADay]

Yeah i already forwarded it to everybody i knew. I posted it as a bulletin. Maybe she doesnt deserve it, but god its fucking funny...
hahaha i did that same thing when i got it as an email a few weeks ago.

That was the greatest break up ever.

[xbrokendownx]

lol the last part about her thighs is AMAZING

[Adeniz19]

"winds up tongue-bathing the Tate"

go Jason!

[clevername]

Wow, amazing. I'm making sure I break up in letter form from now on...

[marbury1414]

"winds up tongue-bathing the Tate"

go Jason!


Haha.

[Jason Tate]

The best part is .. it sounds as if she was cheating on a dude in NJ with this guy, and then cheated on him with two dudes in the bathroom. The word slut has never been more fitting. I wonder if this is one of my exes...

[Adeniz19]

The best part is .. it sounds as if she was cheating on a dude in NJ with this guy, and then cheated on him with two dudes in the bathroom. The word slut has never been more fitting. I wonder if this is one of my exes...see above post. haha

[oldwirehands]

Wow, this girl is going to have intense personality problems, if she didn't already, for the rest of her life.

[BrightHere]

that shit is old as hell.

[Imtheotherguy]

pwneedddd

[Jared Kaufman]

The best part is .. it sounds as if she was cheating on a dude in NJ with this guy, and then cheated on him with two dudes in the bathroom. The word slut has never been more fitting. I wonder if this is one of my exes...
Jason -- Sign on AIM like ASAP.

[CorporateFish]

haha wow..

[Dob]

i dont know if anyone said this but she got pwned! dammmmn that is definitely somethign that made my day!
hahahha dumb biotch

[gobblox is...]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v61/cantwait4this/pwned.gif

[StartingLine182]

I loved it.

[satanisanerd]

Some people spend too much time on My Space.

[Brandn3w]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

this kid rules

[Adeniz19]

Some people spend too much time on My Space.says the guy with 4 myspace links in his sig

[Ruehls]

Anybody ever been cheated on? Because it just makes it that much more priceless.

I agree, it does make it that much better.........damn i wish i could have came up with something like this guy did......unreal, absolutely hilarious

[kittypants]

that was incredible.

[Isolated]

My break up letter to Harry Potter was better. Haha, he cried like a little emo bitch.

[SLADE775]

That was a fun read.

I miss you jared. :'(

[Fallinlove]

Too good!

[AaronDemus]

HAHA. That was incredible.

[MrBaileySays]

That's what the tramp gets!!!!!!!

[nick_abb]

says the guy with 4 myspace links in his sig

lol

That was actually funnier than the breakup letter.

[pretty_in_punk3]

hahaha...

[xrateddream]

yeah this guy is really cool. I wish I was slick like that,

[Kyner]

As funny as that letter was, there was a better one circulating a few years ago. It started off with a letter from the girl like a year after they broke up and she was talking about dividing their friends in half and that he shouldn't be able to cross 140th st. or some shit because she was born there. The response he gave was absolutely priceless. Anyone else read that one? It was amazing on so many levels.

[Adeniz19]

what about that mix tape of love that was on purevolume awhile back? that was hilarious

[NameTaken69]

god that was amazing, that guy is a genius

[A picasso blue]

what does everyone find funnier? the girl or the situation described in the guy's letter?

[mogwaifearsatan]

All I know is that this ho just got

http://norcal3.com/owned/diver-owned.jpg

[A picasso blue]

All I know is that this ho just got

http://norcal3.com/owned/diver-owned.jpg
hahah. she's dying...

[DroppedUrPocket]

hahah. she's dying...
lmao

[juan_believes]

haha, that was awesome

[resUrectMe617]

fuck yeah. that was brilliant.

[GAD_guy]

beautiful.

[Joanna187]

hahaha wow, she's an idiot. that guy is a genius.

[Ruggiero2oo8]

hahahaha oh yes

[starcrossdlovex]

I'm a girl, & I really really love this.
It's about time these stupid girls got called out on this.

he good thing about being a guy is that when I eventually bump into the young lad who finger-blasted you on top of a towel dispenser last saturday, we'll have a shot and laugh our heads off about the time it happened.

By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do. Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know.

I pretty much feel off my chair laughing after that. If every guy did this, there'd be wayy less cheating.

[BELIEVEINDERRIK]

LOL the funniest thing i have ever read.... i wanna know this girls myspace just to comment her and laugh about this

[HiMyNameIsYours]

That is priceless. hah

[AreTwoKay]

I read this a few days ago, fucking hilarious

[cheeruptheEmo]

for my first post in a long while...


I love this man...he has such a way with words that it is great...


that was worth it.