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reaphux0r
03/09/03, 08:35 AM
imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad cheques
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year


guess which organisation this is?


























It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
yeat182
03/09/03, 09:18 AM
haha, politicians...
xnotedgex
03/09/03, 09:20 AM
and your source for this is what?
WithStamin
03/09/03, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by xnotedgex
and your source for this is what? That's what I was just wondering, too. Seems kind of doubtful to me, but it's possible.
xnotedgex
03/09/03, 09:26 AM
Originally posted by WithStamin
That's what I was just wondering, too. Seems kind of doubtful to me, but it's possible.

im guessing its probably something fat mike came up with and eevery 'punk' obviously religiously follows fat mike's politcal views
kidinthecorner
03/09/03, 09:49 AM
No, I'm perfect.
BrandNewRock05
03/09/03, 10:32 AM
Originally posted by dep_rules
go back to your corner
oh what a lame burn
NOFXdesendents5
03/09/03, 10:34 AM
But they were elected so who fucking cares?
BrandNewRock05
03/09/03, 10:37 AM
I bet you 75% of those people are liberals
unwanted17
03/09/03, 11:22 AM
First off, I share the majority of Fat Mikes political views, not becuase im punk, if I wasnt id still hold the same beliefs, & as was said earlier, who cares whether its true or not?
In a time when theres so much unrest over the whole Iraqi debate worldwide, even moreso loss in faith of the worlds 2 most powerfull leaders, its nice to see some good humor arise from it, after all, humor is the best cure for anxiety.
Truth or not, its funny, and maybe you wouldnt want to know the absolute truth about current affairs anyway.
WithStamin
03/09/03, 12:08 PM
Originally posted by BrandNewRock05
I bet you 75% of those people are liberals Absolutely.
zach
03/09/03, 12:11 PM
Originally posted by xnotedgex
and your source for this is what?
Expert_Monk
03/09/03, 01:04 PM
Originally posted by BrandNewRock05
I bet you 75% of those people are liberals

Nah I don't think that's fair to say. I mean fuck, the president has been nailed for dui's.
The Nephilm
03/10/03, 04:42 AM
Originally posted by Expert_Monk
Nah I don't think that's fair to say. I mean fuck, the president has been nailed for dui's.

And there is substantial evidence that he was arrested for felony posession of Coke 25+ years ago...

you think dubwa decided to do charity work for a year for no reason, then never do it again? I think not.
BrandNewRock05
03/10/03, 05:13 AM
Originally posted by The Nephilm
And there is substantial evidence that he was arrested for felony posession of Coke 25+ years ago...

you think dubwa decided to do charity work for a year for no reason, then never do it again? I think not.
Yeah Billy Bong Clinton was perfect as well. FDR also had some opium troubles DURING his presidency. Clevland liked to booze it up heavily as well as Garfield, Teddy Rosie, Kennedy (Catholic, what can I say) both Adams, McKinnley and Johnson. Those are the ones I know for fact, but I'm sure there is more. Listen, what I'm trying to say is a little fun on the side doesnt affect your performance, especially more than 25 years ago you stupid fuckhead. And if it was a felony posession, he wouldnt be in office. And dont say he got around it, becuase Gore would have been on that like stink on whore if it was remotley true. And even if it was true, dont worry its the past.
The Nephilm
03/10/03, 11:49 AM
Originally posted by BrandNewRock05
Yeah Billy Bong Clinton was perfect as well. FDR also had some opium troubles DURING his presidency. Clevland liked to booze it up heavily as well as Garfield, Teddy Rosie, Kennedy (Catholic, what can I say) both Adams, McKinnley and Johnson. Those are the ones I know for fact, but I'm sure there is more. Listen, what I'm trying to say is a little fun on the side doesnt affect your performance, especially more than 25 years ago you stupid fuckhead. And if it was a felony posession, he wouldnt be in office. And dont say he got around it, becuase Gore would have been on that like stink on whore if it was remotley true. And even if it was true, dont worry its the past.

I'm not condemning him for doing coke, I'm pissed that he lied about it, along with his DUI arrest. And if he did coke, it could affect his presidency. Maybe his addiction before can explain why HE CAN'T SPEAK THE FUCKING ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
xnotedgex
03/10/03, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by BrandNewRock05
Yeah Billy Bong Clinton was perfect as well. FDR also had some opium troubles DURING his presidency. Clevland liked to booze it up heavily as well as Garfield, Teddy Rosie, Kennedy (Catholic, what can I say) both Adams, McKinnley and Johnson. Those are the ones I know for fact, but I'm sure there is more. Listen, what I'm trying to say is a little fun on the side doesnt affect your performance, especially more than 25 years ago you stupid fuckhead. And if it was a felony posession, he wouldnt be in office. And dont say he got around it, becuase Gore would have been on that like stink on whore if it was remotley true. And even if it was true, dont worry its the past.

actually, if you plead no contest, no felony charge goes on your record...but i agree..i could care less if a politician got a dui or smokes pot...it shows they're human. i just think it's retarded for people to make up figures without supporting them in any way
NOFXdesendents5
03/10/03, 12:22 PM
Originally posted by The Nephilm
I'm not condemning him for doing coke, I'm pissed that he lied about it, along with his DUI arrest. And if he did coke, it could affect his presidency. Maybe his addiction before can explain why HE CAN'T SPEAK THE FUCKING ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

yeah. that is why he is president of an english speaking country.

its just like i said before, his stupid accent makes it sound more dumbass than smart
The Nephilm
03/10/03, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by NOFXdesendents5
yeah. that is why he is president of an english speaking country.

its just like i said before, his stupid accent makes it sound more dumbass than smart

Or maybe its the way he chooses to annunciate words in a manner that people that speak the english language can't comprehend. Or his sentence structure, when talking openly, slips back and forth between english and a mix of ebonics and something entirely undiscovered until this president, which can only be called, bushisms.
NOFXdesendents5
03/10/03, 12:47 PM
Originally posted by The Nephilm
Or maybe its the way he chooses to annunciate words in a manner that people that speak the english language can't comprehend. Or his sentence structure, when talking openly, slips back and forth between english and a mix of ebonics and something entirely undiscovered until this president, which can only be called, bushisms.

can you argue with the truth?

but he still is my president.