Not sure

[Allisun]

Im not sure if anyone has asked this yet but i have to say..

deadbabyjokes, i cant get enough of them.
know any good ones?

my favorite:
What is the difference between a pile of dead babys and a pile of bricks?
You can't have sex with a pile of bricks.

[blaarg]

how many dead babies does it take to paint a house?










depends on how hard you throw them.

[Allisun]

How do you get 10 babies in a tupper-ware?
Blender

How do you get them out?
Doritos

[Allisun]

oops :D

[mOvielife99]

whats scarier than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree?

one dead baby nailed to 10 trees

[mOvielife99]

<-- too slow

[kidinthecorner]

whats the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies?

i don't have a car in my garage

That's so wrong, but funny!

[blaarg]

what's funnier than a dead baby?

a dead baby in a clown suit.

[hoss pinkerton]

what has 4 legs and one arm?


a doberman on a children's playground

[AtTheDriveIn.]

whats the best part about showering with a 9 year old girl?
you can slick her hair back and make her look 5.

why does michael jackson love k-mart so much?
boys pants are always half off.

[Signals Corrupted]

this is the worst thread ever

[Alex Djaferis]

this is the worst thread ever

its wrong isnt it. its hard for me not to smirk...but then my concious kicks in. lol.

[punklet2101]

this is the worst thread ever
Ha, yep.

[BetsyXcore]

ahahaha oh dear Lord i couldn't stop laughing for a while.

[Shellular]

the dead baby joke thing was funny for a while. it's kind of um, stupid now.

[Greg]

oh fuck..... when i read Allisun's name i got excited that she came back...... but nope. super old thread.


LAME

[irthesteve]

oh fuck..... when i read Allisun's name i got excited that she came back...... but nope. super old thread.


LAME
i'll add one anyways...

whats the diffrence between a pile of bowling balls and a pile of dead babies?




you cant pick up bowling balls with a pitckfork...