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Iceman
03/09/03, 10:35 AM
whats the best joke you have ever heard
NOFXdesendents5
03/09/03, 10:46 AM
fuck you iceman!

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just kidding
kalika
03/09/03, 12:06 PM
this isnt a best joke or anything, just one that came to mind:


an alien walks into a bar and goes over to a man, pokes him twice on the shoulder and says "twnety one today, twenty one today" then walks away. later, in aconversation with the alien, the bartender asks, "how do you aliens have sex?" and the alien leans over, pokes the bartender twice and says "twenty two today twenty two today."
hot damn!
03/09/03, 12:15 PM
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a cafe:

A guy walks over and says, Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?

Bush says, We're planning WW III . We're going to kill 40 million Arabs and one blonde with big boobs.

The guy exclaimed, A blonde with big boobs? Why kill a blonde with big boobs?

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See! I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Arabs!
theused_FSF
03/09/03, 12:21 PM
whats better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics???
















not being retarded
suckerpunch_
03/09/03, 12:37 PM
wanna hear a joke....
























wnba
sigh
03/09/03, 12:42 PM
Originally posted by suckerpunch_
wanna hear a joke....
























wmba

you mean wnba right?
kalika
03/09/03, 12:59 PM
Originally posted by sigh
you mean wnba right?

:confused: <--------need i say more
sigh
03/09/03, 01:35 PM
wnba= womens national basketball association
suckerpunch_
03/09/03, 01:48 PM
ya sorry i ment wnba, its a really fucking stupid joke not even funny sorry
RUFiOOOOOOO
03/09/03, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by theused_FSF
whats better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics???
















not being retarded

I feel bad for laughing at that joke and eventually having to tell that joke to everyone i know...
suckerpunch_
03/09/03, 02:58 PM
i fucking hate special olympic jokes man, fuck you shitheads who lauph, you take your lives for grantid and you dont even know it
NOFXdesendents5
03/09/03, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by suckerpunch_
i fucking hate special olympic jokes man, fuck you shitheads who lauph, you take your lives for grantid and you dont even know it

i agree. it is really stupid. do you all know the problems the mentally handicapped and their families go through? they are nice people and we are really lucky not to be like that. and we make fun of them? fuck you dumbass retard joke people.

my friends mom works with the mentally-handicapped so thats how i get my opinion.
Allisun
03/09/03, 03:21 PM
one muffin turns to the other and says "my gosh.. it is hot in here"

the other says "holy shit, a talking muffin"
hot damn!
03/09/03, 03:26 PM
Did anyone hear about the dyslexic/agnostic insomniac....?

He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.




:(
X Out The Eyes
03/09/03, 03:35 PM
Pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey you’ve got a steering wheel in your crotch." The pirate says "Arrrr it’s driving me nuts."
X Out The Eyes
03/09/03, 03:38 PM
damn.
nofxer
03/09/03, 03:55 PM
what do you call an anorexic w a yeast infection?
















a quarter pounder w cheese
kalika
03/09/03, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by PweredByBoredom
Did anyone hear about the dyslexic/agnostic insomniac....?

He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.




:(

yea ive heard that one before and that drivin me nuts one has already been done in another thread.
hot damn!
03/09/03, 03:58 PM
cookies, yep.
kalika
03/09/03, 04:02 PM
what did tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?



here come the elaphants.



what did tarzan say when he saw the elaphants coming with sunglasses on?




nothing, he didnt recognise them.
MCRfan7
03/09/03, 04:09 PM
hey kalika would you think i was a pervert if i said your hair smelled nice?
kalika
03/09/03, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by MCRfan7
hey kalika would you think i was a pervert if i said your hair smelled nice?

hahaha if you were a midget, yes. :D
MCRfan7
03/09/03, 04:21 PM
damn you

its still funny even if you already heard it
kalika
03/09/03, 05:36 PM
elephant jokes rule
risk
03/09/03, 06:37 PM
whats the most confusing day in the ghetto?































Fathers Day.
NOFXdesendents5
03/10/03, 08:49 AM
Originally posted by risk
whats the most confusing day in the ghetto?






Fathers Day.


hahahaha! nice!
theused_FSF
03/10/03, 10:47 AM
i agree. it is really stupid. do you all know the problems the mentally handicapped and their families go through? they are nice people and we are really lucky not to be like that. and we make fun of them? fuck you dumbass retard joke people.



actually they have never been nice to me.... one came into my biology class and told me i was going to hell because i dress funny... and a down syndrome tells me every day at lunch that i am lame and plus, since when did u become so sympathetical
morning after
03/10/03, 10:51 AM
What do you call an empty bottle of Jack Daniel's alongside the road....a rare indian artifact

What do you call a half empty bottle of JD alongside the road...an even rarer indian artifact
the grey race
03/10/03, 11:02 AM
so 2 peanuts were walking through the park
and one was asaulted


why was 6 afraid of 7
cause seven 8 nine
Suprhatch614
03/10/03, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by dep_rules
a pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender says "hey youve got a steering wheel in your crotch." the pirate says "Arrr, its driving me nuts!"

DAMNIT I ALREADY POSTED THAT JOKE LIKE A MONTH AGO....BURN IN JOKE STEALING HELL....I HOPE YOU NEVER SAY ANYTHING REMOTELY FUNNY EVER AGAIN
Suprhatch614
03/10/03, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by kalika
yea ive heard that one before and that drivin me nuts one has already been done in another thread.

Thankyou:o vindication feels so good
rossman692
03/10/03, 01:46 PM
ok, two fat girls jumped out of a window, who hit the ground first?







who cares they're fat.
kalika
03/10/03, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by rossman692
ok, two fat girls jumped out of a window, who hit the ground first?









the brunette. the blonde stopped to ask for directions.
rossman692
03/10/03, 01:55 PM
what's grosser than gross?


Fucking a pregnant lady and the fetus gives you head
KillingTuesday
03/10/03, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by theused_FSF
actually they have never been nice to me.... one came into my biology class and told me i was going to hell because i dress funny... and a down syndrome tells me every day at lunch that i am lame


that is the saddest thing I have ever heard in my life.
KillingTuesday
03/10/03, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by morning after
What do you call an empty bottle of Jack Daniel's alongside the road....a rare indian artifact

What do you call a half empty bottle of JD alongside the road...an even rarer indian artifact


bitch, I'm native.

I have better ones:

what do you call 5 indians on a bike in line?
organized crime

what's an indian's favourite colour?
Blue and Blue Light

Why don't you hit an indian on a bike?
it might be yours
Stompemplay
03/10/03, 03:19 PM
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball and a baby?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? cause she didn't have any arms.

What's green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Ha, classic
I3est of Me187
03/10/03, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by rossman692
what's grosser than gross?


Fucking a pregnant lady and the fetus gives you head


thats sorta disturbing haha