Help

[hannah_baller]

I have a friend who really is being a douche and wants to have sex with his girlfriend without protection, we arent out of high school so if she gets pregnant he's screwed. what should I do to help him realize what kinda mistake he could be making?

[Reaver]

well that sounds weird. If he doesn't understand it the normal, talk-to-each-other way, I don't know what else could help.
I guess he really is a douche lol.

Just to come up with some advice, scare him with pictures of guys having tripper haha or make his gf take the pill.

[BryterJonah]

Do nothing. People like him earn their fates. It should be accepted as one accepts this circle of life that binds together all natural order.

He'll be nothing because he's ignorant and gives in to desire.

[hannah_baller]

i try to talk to him, and he says he wants to use protection but he's too lazy to get it. he's honestly not ready to have sex in the beginning, and if he gets someone pregnant it would be a disaster. i dont know his girlfriend but shes not the best i guess for him

[phil19]

if his gf is willing to have sex without protection then she is as bad as he is. they deserve each other

[more heart]

Tell him how much of a dumbass he is or teach him what pulling out is haha. If not, he'll have to learn the hard way.

[Reaver]

Tell him how much of a dumbass he is or teach him what pulling out is haha. If not, he'll have to learn the hard way.

hahahaha. saved my day.

[.invisible ink.]

ask him if he'd prefer to spend the rest of his life caring for a child. if you or anyone you know has a younger sibling, have him come over and babysit, then ask him to imagine doing every day of his life (without getting paid!) rather than going to college. hopefully he'll get the point.

[SonEric84]

Castrate the little bastard. Problem solved.

[PezMullet]

Anal, no chances of getting pregnant

[Villanova1L]

Pull out, problems solved. Time tested.

Also, wtf is this shit about trying to scare him into not doing it?

People know the risk, but sometimes don't give a fuck, let him do whatever he wants.

[hannah_baller]

i cant let one of my good friends ruin his life. simple as that

[wewascontenders]

then you buy him a fucking condom.

[hannah_baller]

okay i fixed the problem. thank you

[Mibabalou]

ok so for once anal is really the answer

[Villanova1L]

okay i fixed the problem. thank you


how?

[Mibabalou]

anal like i said

[1mastalker]

okay i fixed the problem. thank you

How? Did you sit him down and make him listen to brokencyde and explain to him that his offspring will most likely end up making "music" like that?

[Ailite]

Fuck her first. Beat him to the pussy.

[KenjiBeast]

Teenage pregnancy is awesome. Just ask Levi Johnston.

[killerswells]

i say let him get her pregnant. just what the world needs, more idiots for our enjoyment.

[hannah_baller]

im going to buy them with him. idc if i look like a slut im saving a lot of trouble for him in the long run

[killerswells]

wow, you're a good friend. be my friend?

[Misstamara]

How? Did you sit him down and make him listen to brokencyde and explain to him that his offspring will most likely end up making "music" like that?
HAHAH ROFL HARD

[Jake Denning]

im going to buy them with him. idc if i look like a slut im saving a lot of trouble for him in the long run

what would you do for a klondike bar?

[xica_sp4ever]

i try to talk to him, and he says he wants to use protection but he's too lazy to get it. he's honestly not ready to have sex in the beginning, and if he gets someone pregnant it would be a disaster. i dont know his girlfriend but shes not the best i guess for him

how would you know then?

[Charles777]

Anal, no chances of getting pregnant

That's what I was going to say, you prick

[PezMullet]

That's what I was going to say, you prick


sorry, somebody had to do it and it looks like I beat you to it! haha

[n1asfan]

ok so for once anal is really the answer

this made me lawl

[Charles777]

sorry, somebody had to do it and it looks like I beat you to it! haha
Hopefully I'll have better luck next time somebody posts something like this, haha

[Indoor Living]

I never thought Anal would be the actual answer to a question on here.

[BryterJonah]

Isn't it just odd that somewhere out there, somebody has blown a load to Goatse?

[Smeee]

I never thought Anal would be the actual answer to a question on here.

Hahaha exactly what I was thinking.

[Indoor Living]

Hahaha exactly what I was thinking.
I laughed so hard when I read the original post, cause anal was the first thing that came to my mind. Classic.

[AndrewIcex]

Some of these problems that people on here have... they blow my mind, life sucks for a lot of teens

[polock]

two words, "pull out"

that or anal of course, or i guess condoms

[Sventhegreat]

Is she on birth control?

[yves.]

A+ thread, would read again.

[Duexy]

then you buy him a fucking condom.


:lol:

[TheByrus]

This problem is very easy to fix.


When she gets pregnant, move to a different state.

[jonny4star]

i do it without protection. i just pull out and im lucky:)

[kaycey]

the real problem is that you want to fuck him, don't you.

[jonny4star]

the real problem is that you want to fuck him, don't you.

truth.

[hannah_baller]

nope i dont. hahaha not my type

[RecklessXRandy]

anal.

[thicky eight]

Children don't know about the sponge?

[caress me down]

Isn't this their problem?

[samsara]

Kick him in the balls.

[robat19]

why do you care?

[anamericangod]

Kids will be kids.

[AndrewIcex]

nope i dont. hahaha not my type


Not even a little?

Or maybe in the back of your mind? And you deny it a lot, trust us, we won't tell him.

[Reaver]

yeah I mean all this about, oh my friend I got to protect him stuff, seems a little suspicious jk

[chrisstahl]

That's not a problem. A problem could be described as this..

An incursion underwater to retake an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of US Marines in possession of 81 hostages and fifteen guided rockets armed with VX poison gas.

[MarsEatWorld]

That's not a problem. A problem could be described as this..

An incursion underwater to retake an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of US Marines in possession of 81 hostages and fifteen guided rockets armed with VX poison gas.
That was too descriptive to have come from your mind..what the fuck happened?