We have no hope

[justinevans]

Just by looking at this forum, we have absolutely no hope for the future of our country. Everyone is starting to become a bunch of whiny, overally liberal pussies. In 30 years we will have president that dies because they slit their wrists because their cheeseburger they got for free did not have enough pickles on it and they will take it personally. Wait, wait I forgot, we're all Vegans now. He/she will slit their throat because their celery sticks were chopped too long and they had to chew longer. Stop being pussies. Stop falling in love just to fall out of it. Get some fucking courage and tell the person how you feel. Tell your gf your cheating on her. Tell her shes fat. Just stop being a pussy.

[heyRomanticA__x]

No there's hope..in the proletarians.

[SingleDoubt]

politics forum

[save_me]

Sucks

[mps]

Sucks
He's talking about you.

[WakingTheMisery]

i'm wearing a tuckerton elementary hoodie right now.

[preppyak]

Meh, I went with the Over, but I also bet Miami ahead of Ohio State a few years back, so who knows.

He's talking about you.
oblivious, she is

[getupkid53]

Don't ever tell your g/f she's fat. You'll give her a complex she will live with the rest of her life. If you feel that way (and aren't heartless), make up a reason, or don't give one at all. And if you're cheating on your girlfriend, just go step out in traffic, don't say anything.

[justinevans]

i'm wearing a tuckerton elementary hoodie right now.

you are my hero.

[justinevans]

politics forum

really, nothing to do with politics.

[justinevans]

Don't ever tell your g/f she's fat. You'll give her a complex she will live with the rest of her life. If you feel that way (and aren't heartless), make up a reason, or don't give one at all. And if you're cheating on your girlfriend, just go step out in traffic, don't say anything.

dude, these are the things people ask for advice on here.

[Greg]

dude, these are the things people ask for advice on here.
thats why he said it

[lovely864md]

Just by looking at this forum, we have absolutely no hope for the future of our country.

that could be your problem.

[Ratherbedead22]

how horribly uneloquent.

[Rebs]

That's why I'm buying an island and only taking the people I like and isolating myself.

[apoemtothedead]

Just by looking at this forum, we have absolutely no hope for the future of our country. Everyone is starting to become a bunch of whiny, overally liberal pussies. In 30 years we will have president that dies because they slit their wrists because their cheeseburger they got for free did not have enough pickles on it and they will take it personally. Wait, wait I forgot, we're all Vegans now. He/she will slit their throat because their celery sticks were chopped too long and they had to chew longer. Stop being pussies. Stop falling in love just to fall out of it. Get some fucking courage and tell the person how you feel. Tell your gf your cheating on her. Tell her shes fat. Just stop being a pussy.
You=Gay

[apoemtothedead]

That's why I'm buying an island and only taking the people I like and isolating myself.
You can call yourself China and live in the 1500s!

[Rebs]

You can call yourself China and live in the 1500s!
hahaha perfect.

[mps]

You can call yourself China and live in the 1500s!
That name's taken.

[apoemtothedead]

That name's taken.
So is Mark. sry.

[mps]

So is Mark. sry.
Bollocks. Guess I'll have to be Fred then. Hang on, I was first here!

[apoemtothedead]

Bollocks. Guess I'll have to be Fred then. Hang on, I was first here!
My muscles are bigger.

[mps]

My muscles are bigger.
Which one's?

[jaimej]

My eyebrows are bigger.
You got him there.

[apoemtothedead]

Which one's?
All.

[apoemtothedead]

You got him there.
I don't recall saying that.

[mps]

Well, my penis does work out.

[justinevans]

You=Gay

your mom's gay.

[apoemtothedead]

your mom's gay.
Further proof.

[sleepygrlgreen]

...

[justinevans]

Further proof.

I was totally just kidding. I don't even know your mom.