Vagina Burns During Sex

[TheZeroKid]

My girlfriend complains that she's experiencing intense burning pain during sex. She says it feels like it's burning deep inside and that it grows in intensity the more we have sex. She had a yeast infection a little while ago and she got treated for it. Her doctor said it was cleared but the pain still remains. When she went to see the doctor again to complain about the pain, the docotr examined her and said there's nothing there. It's obvious that there is a problem, that something is causing it. She's also on birth control (the pill, I think it's Kariva), so I'm wondering if that could be a side effect. We stayed abstinent for a full month before we tried again and the pain was still there. The doctor even said we should lube it, but that's not the problem, she gets wet, it just hurts for her. What can we do? It's ruining our sex life. Something's gotta give! Any suggestions as to what we can do?

[anamericangod]

Percocet.

[Mibabalou]

bitches love the cannon

[IamTheINDUSTRY]

tl, dr.

but the title - bahahahahahaha best in ap.net history?

[4N6 science]

I would say it has to be up there in the running for the best thread titles.

[kwsqd]

Patrick Bateman would have her wash out her vagina.

[Un'Aria Ancora]

Maybe it's yo peep.

[Heart-A-Tact]

See a different doctor, and, if you didn't before, explain it exactly as you did here.

[anamericangod]

It burnssssssss ussssssssssss

http://www.geocities.com/rolx420/smigel.jpg

[Kassie09]

The title, lololol.
I read in a stupid magazine once that girls can be allergic to their boyfriend's semen? Sooo, perhaps if you're not using condoms that's possible?

I dunno though, that sucks.

[Smeee]

Let me have a go. I'll sort her out for you.

[kwsqd]

The title, lololol.
I read in a stupid magazine once that girls can be allergic to their boyfriend's semen? Sooo, perhaps if you're not using condoms that's possible?

I dunno though, that sucks.
I like your new avatar!

[Kassie09]

I like your new avatar!
Thanks! I need a mac now so i can have that.

[kwsqd]

Thanks! I need a mac now so i can have that.
haha talk to your mom!

[4N6 science]

Thanks! I need a mac now so i can have that.

I didn't even notice the mac. I just saw snow white. That's a pretty sweet sticker they got on there.

[Kassie09]

haha talk to your mom!
She doesn't like macs, she wouldnt get me one. booo
I didn't even notice the mac. I just saw snow white. That's a pretty sweet sticker they got on there.

I know!


Guys, we're threadjacking a thread about burning vaginas, stop it.

[kwsqd]

vagina vagina vagina vagina

[4N6 science]

VAGINAAAAAAAAA!!!


:fuck: :chewy:

[trappedintime]

Maybe it's yo peep.

Basically, this.

[Kassie09]

Thanks for getting back on topic!

[bigblue2015]

If you're using a condom maybe she's having an allergic reaction to the latex....? Other than that I don't know. However, a suitable solution to this problem would be -- WAIT FOR IT -- anal.

[Charles777]

If you're using a condom maybe she's having an allergic reaction to the latex....? Other than that I don't know. However, a suitable solution to this problem would be -- WAIT FOR IT -- anal.

Yet another thread where anal is a good answer. It seems like that happens a lot now, hahaha

[bigblue2015]

Yet another thread where anal is a good answer. It seems like that happens a lot now, hahaha

Haha and it's not a coincidence.

[LaDiabla]

Do you use some kind of bodylotion on your penis? Because that would be the only thing I could think of...get a dildo and use it on her, and if that hurts her too, then you know its her cervix..

[Reaver]

Do you use some kind of bodylotion on your penis? Because that would be the only thing I could think of...get a dildo and use it on her, and if that hurts her too, then you know its her cervix..

that eagle is looking eeeeval ;-) I like it!

[LaDiabla]

that eagle is looking eeeeval ;-) I like it!

haha, yeah it's not a german eagle though, and it has a different meaning :D

[RuckerPark]

1 800 Love 191

[iAMhollyood315]

bigblue could be on to something...if lube does not do the trick, they if you use condoms then try animal skins or something like natural lambs haha.

[Mirrorsandfevers]

I thought this said "Vegeta burns during sex". I'm sad now.

[RuckerPark]

I thought this said "Vegeta burns during sex". I'm sad now.
Piccolo is often too rough on him.

[Smeee]

Yet another thread where anal is a good answer. It seems like that happens a lot now, hahaha

Truly these are good times. Hahaha.

[Jason Tate]

Lube that shit.

[TheZeroKid]

Lube that shit.

We have. Lack of wetness isn't the problem.

[Kill_the_radio]

try anal!

[robat19]

Even if I did have problems like this, I would never post them on AP.

[yves.]

Lube that shit.


depending on the lube that's used, it would probably make it worse because lube feels hot on vaginas.

go for some anal.

[TDOGG!(()]

hmmmm..
ive heard of this before,

try soaking the vagina in v8 juice for a couple of hours before sexual contact.

[Reaver]

haha, yeah it's not a german eagle though, and it has a different meaning :D

will you be my teacher?

[TheByrus]

Find a girl who isn't a whiney bitch.

[fightoffyrdmns]

Dump her and find somebody that doesn't complain.

[AJ F]

She's dehydrated.

[LaDiabla]

will you be my teacher?

haha, it's a secret, sorry!

[thespearkid]

Anal is pretty decent answer. And lol at Tate paying us a visit in PL.

[Charles777]

Haha and it's not a coincidence.
Haha

Truly these are good times. Hahaha.

Indeed!

[Joe DeAndrea]

Maybe she has the :appl:

[bigblue2015]

Maybe she has the :appl:

The applause?

[Kassie09]

The clap!

[Smash Adams]

I think your penis is too big, chop off half of it

[.invisible ink.]

1) have her see another doctor, the doctor can't just say "well it looks okay to me. go home." or whatever, that's bullshit, they should have offered her possible causes/solutions.

2) are you wearing a condom? if so, perhaps it's a latex allergy. if not, perhaps, as previously mentioned she could be allergic to your semen (it happens), it could also be the lube if you're using that.

3) there could be other causes but having that situation is not uncommon from what i've read.

She needs to go to another gynecologist or even just Planned Parenthood and talk to them about it. This is obviously not the best place for great advice.

good luck!

[yves.]

1) have her see another doctor, the doctor can't just say "well it looks okay to me. go home." or whatever, that's bullshit, they should have offered her possible causes/solutions.

2) are you wearing a condom? if so, perhaps it's a latex allergy. if not, perhaps, as previously mentioned she could be allergic to your semen (it happens), it could also be the lube if you're using that.

3) there could be other causes but having that situation is not uncommon from what i've read.

She needs to go to another gynecologist or even just Planned Parenthood and talk to them about it. This is obviously not the best place for great advice.

good luck!


this. i was kind of wondering if she went to a regular family doctor or a gynecologist, because that wasn't specified in the OP.

[RecklessXRandy]

Anal.

[BoxxingTheStars]

She could have vulvodynia. It's where the nerves around the entrance to the vagina become too sensitiv, exactly why this happens is not known, but it isn't because of too much or too frequent sex. Or quite possibly she may have vaginitis, or an inflammation of the vagina. Another thing is to have her try Kegel exercises. While it doesn't eliminate the pain, it prolongs the time to get it and it'll burn less.

[.invisible ink.]

She could have vulvodynia. It's where the nerves around the entrance to the vagina become too sensitiv, exactly why this happens is not known, but it isn't because of too much or too frequent sex. Or quite possibly she may have vaginitis, or an inflammation of the vagina. Another thing is to have her try Kegel exercises. While it doesn't eliminate the pain, it prolongs the time to get it and it'll burn less.

while i'm sure your input is appreciated, it is important to recognize that the advice being handed out on here is not from a doctor and it is in her best interest not to get medical expertise from random strangers without medical schooling on the internet.

i'm not saying you are wrong - you may very well have hit the nail on the head with your diagnoses, but it's still much better that she hear it from a licensed professional in person.

[BoxxingTheStars]

while i'm sure your input is appreciated, it is important to recognize that the advice being handed out on here is not from a doctor and it is in her best interest not to get medical expertise from random strangers without medical schooling on the internet.

i'm not saying you are wrong - you may very well have hit the nail on the head with your diagnoses, but it's still much better that she hear it from a licensed professional in person.

I wasn't saying to take my advice and only my advice. I highly suggest she go to the doctor, but why state what plenty of others have before me?

And just to add this in, I'm a pre-med student. I looked in my books and notes on this condition and I've had it before, so I'd personally like to think I have at least somewhat of a background on this condition. You're right, I'm not a doctor (yet), but I was just voicing my opinion on what I thought it may be.

[MarsEatWorld]

I wasn't saying to take my advice and only my advice. I highly suggest she go to the doctor, but why state what plenty of others have before me?

And just to add this in, I'm a pre-med student. I looked in my books and notes on this condition and I've had it before, so I'd personally like to think I have at least somewhat of a background on this condition. You're right, I'm not a doctor (yet), but I was just voicing my opinion on what I thought it may be.
I thought you wanted to be a psychologist?

[takemyhand]

scratch it for her

[.invisible ink.]

scratch it for her

best post in this thread. :-d

[takemyhand]

best post in this thread. :-d

:overhead:

[BoxxingTheStars]

I thought you wanted to be a psychologist?

I'm pre-med and psychology. Not sure what I want to do with them, though. I've considered sex therapy or maybe even sports psychology.

EDIT: Leaning more towards sports psych, though. I've already taken a lot of sports med courses.

[KenjiBeast]

Dude buy some of that Ky intense shit and blow her mind.

I mean it's 30 bux a tiny little bottle, it must do something amazing.

[MarsEatWorld]

I'm pre-med and psychology. Not sure what I want to do with them, though. I've considered sex therapy or maybe even sports psychology.

EDIT: Leaning more towards sports psych, though. I've already taken a lot of sports med courses.
I see... The way you said it in two different threads made me think you were two people.

[BoxxingTheStars]

I see... The way you said it in two different threads made me think you were two people.

No, sorry. I should probably just say both all the time, but sometimes being pre-med is unrelatable to the thread, and same goes for psychology, so I just dont' say both.

[Reaver]

alright. now we know.

[mybreakingpoint]

this happened to my friend, turned out she was allergic to the brand of condoms the guy was using.

[filth]

My girlfriend complains that she's experiencing intense burning pain during sex. She says it feels like it's burning deep inside and that it grows in intensity the more we have sex. She had a yeast infection a little while ago and she got treated for it. Her doctor said it was cleared but the pain still remains. When she went to see the doctor again to complain about the pain, the docotr examined her and said there's nothing there. It's obvious that there is a problem, that something is causing it. She's also on birth control (the pill, I think it's Kariva), so I'm wondering if that could be a side effect. We stayed abstinent for a full month before we tried again and the pain was still there. The doctor even said we should lube it, but that's not the problem, she gets wet, it just hurts for her. What can we do? It's ruining our sex life. Something's gotta give! Any suggestions as to what we can do?





are you using a condome? maybe she is allergic reaction to the spermicide. or maybe she should try a different birth control pill. this is what my wife told me to say

[Ryan Mills]

I'm not sure why you would post something like this here, but I will inform you of at least a few, of the many, different possibilities. For the record, although I am a medical student, I am not a licensed physician yet, so this is simply friendly advice, not a diagnosis, treatment advice, etc.

Dyspareunia (pain during intercourse) is a frequent symptom seen during infection with Neisseria gonorrhoeae, and approximately 80% of women are asymptomatic with gonorrhea. However, if the doctor did a full pelvic, there is normally a purulent cervical/vaginal discharge that he should have seen. Urethritis (caused, by say, UTI by Staphylococcus saprophyticus, E. coli, etc.) could also manifest as this, although she would often have dysuria with that. There are plenty of other things that could cause it as well, but I think the most important thing is to get another opinion. She should probably have a pap smear and maybe see a OB-GYN who is more knowledgeable.

[TheZeroKid]

Thanx for all the legitimate advice. She thinks it might be the pill she's taking so she's getting off of that particular brand and is going to talk with her doctor about getting on another brand. If that works, great. If not, we're gonna look into other forms of birth control. What to the med students here think of IUDs? Are they safe? Is it better than the pill? Since it isn't specifically medicine, it shouldn't bother her that way, right?

[BoxxingTheStars]

I personally wouldn't get an IUD, but that's just me. I'd be too paranoid about it being imbedded or expelled.
Umm, some advantages are: that it's not messy, long lasting, and it works almost immediately. Disadvantages being: it can be expelled, cause more difficult menstural periods, and possible risk of future infertility.
There are 2 different kinds, that I'm aware of: ParaGard and Mirena. The ParaGard has a tiny copper wire wrapped around the plastic body, so if she is by chance allergic to copper, get Mirena. Both can cause longer, heavier, more painful menstural periods, but that's less common with Mirena. Mirena can also cause ovarian cysts. Some women using the Mirena stop bleeding altogether but usually their menstrual periods return when the IUD is removed. Mirena can cause weight gain, headaches, increased blood pressure, acne, depression, and decrease in sex drive.
Failure rates within the first year are 0.6% with perfect use.
Costs between $175 and $500 up front, but lasts up to 12 years.
Mirena releases progestin into the uterus, which keeps the ovaries from releasing an egg and causes the cervical mucus to thicken so sperm can’t reach the egg. It also affects the ability of a fertilized egg to successfully implant in the uterus.
ParaGard releases a small amount of copper into the uterus, which prevents the sperm from reaching and fertilizing the egg. It fertilization does occur, the IUD keeps the fertilized egg from implanting in the lining of the uterus.
So, if that doesn't work for you guys, I'd say look into the shot (Depo-Provera), patch (Ortho Evra), or vaginal ring (NuvaRing).
Hope this helps!

[TheZeroKid]

I personally wouldn't get an IUD, but that's just me. I'd be too paranoid about it being imbedded or expelled.
Umm, some advantages are: that it's not messy, long lasting, and it works almost immediately. Disadvantages being: it can be expelled, cause more difficult menstural periods, and possible risk of future infertility.
There are 2 different kinds, that I'm aware of: ParaGard and Mirena. The ParaGard has a tiny copper wire wrapped around the plastic body, so if she is by chance allergic to copper, get Mirena. Both can cause longer, heavier, more painful menstural periods, but that's less common with Mirena. Mirena can also cause ovarian cysts. Some women using the Mirena stop bleeding altogether but usually their menstrual periods return when the IUD is removed. Mirena can cause weight gain, headaches, increased blood pressure, acne, depression, and decrease in sex drive.
Failure rates within the first year are 0.6% with perfect use.
Costs between $175 and $500 up front, but lasts up to 12 years.
Mirena releases progestin into the uterus, which keeps the ovaries from releasing an egg and causes the cervical mucus to thicken so sperm can’t reach the egg. It also affects the ability of a fertilized egg to successfully implant in the uterus.
ParaGard releases a small amount of copper into the uterus, which prevents the sperm from reaching and fertilizing the egg. It fertilization does occur, the IUD keeps the fertilized egg from implanting in the lining of the uterus.
So, if that doesn't work for you guys, I'd say look into the shot (Depo-Provera), patch (Ortho Evra), or vaginal ring (NuvaRing).
Hope this helps!

Jesus Christ, fuck that! lol, sorry that seems too much trouble than it's worth. Hopefully we find a pill that works out. She doesn't wanna try out NuvaRing, she thinks it'll cause her physical discomfort. She doesn't trust (which, I guess, is code for "doesn't understand") how the patch works. I've never heard of the shot before.

[piglet]

take a shit in her cunt.

[.invisible ink.]

Jesus Christ, fuck that! lol, sorry that seems too much trouble than it's worth. Hopefully we find a pill that works out. She doesn't wanna try out NuvaRing, she thinks it'll cause her physical discomfort. She doesn't trust (which, I guess, is code for "doesn't understand") how the patch works. I've never heard of the shot before.

the shot has a lot of issues and if you have a negative reaction to it, guess what? you're stuck with it because it's gotta take time to wear off since there is no antidote to it.

[Hamlet]

You might want to stop setting your dick on fire before fucking her.

[Jake Denning]

Maybe she has the :appl:

Post Of The Year goes to Joe

[BoxxingTheStars]

Jesus Christ, fuck that! lol, sorry that seems too much trouble than it's worth. Hopefully we find a pill that works out. She doesn't wanna try out NuvaRing, she thinks it'll cause her physical discomfort. She doesn't trust (which, I guess, is code for "doesn't understand") how the patch works. I've never heard of the shot before.

Haha, yeah. Implantation of the IUD can take 5-10 minutes and it'll take less time to take it out. I like how you don't have to worry about it, really. Not having to remember to take it or put it on on a daily or weekly basis
But, the patch you just put it on once a week for 3 weeks, and during that fourth week she won't have one on and she'll start her period. It's about $30-35 a month, so $420 a year. There are some side effects like irregular bleeding, nausea, weight gain, and skin reactions where it's placed. It's only 1 3/4" and can be placed pretty much anywhere. And basically the way it works is that it releases hormones through the skin into the bloodstream to prevent pregnancy. It's about as effective as the pill, so about 5-8 women out of 100 will become become pregnant within the first year.
While NuvaRing seems simple (just placing it in once a month), there are quite a few side effects and risks. If she properly places it, then it shouldn't hurt, but you can never be sure, I guess.
I had a friend who got she shot. She didn't like it, but it was less of a hassle to her, I guess? It's given once every 3 months, less than 3 in 100 girls will get pregnant within the first year, irregular or no menstural periods, weight gain, breast tenderness, and depression are all possible side effects. Each injection costs about $60, so $240 a year.

[.invisible ink.]

tell your girlfriend to stop soaking her tampons in alcohol to get drunk: http://hubpages.com/hub/Parents-Beware-of-Vodka-Soaked-Tampons

Another perceived benefit is that the user gets high without the stomach upset associated with drinking. While this may be true, putting ethanol into contact with the highly sensitive vaginal or rectal mucosa likely causes burning discomfort in the short term and a drying effect over the long term. This could lead to bleeding during normal functioning.

[BoxxingTheStars]

tell your girlfriend to stop soaking her tampons in alcohol to get drunk: http://hubpages.com/hub/Parents-Beware-of-Vodka-Soaked-Tampons

Wow, just wow. Best thing I've read so far today.

[Sventhegreat]

I love how he comes on her looking for medical advice, after he talked to his doctor.

[TheZeroKid]

I love how he comes on here looking for medical advice, after he talked to his doctor.

Well it's her doctor actually, seeing as she's the one who has the problem. I dunno, I figure I'd get a common opinion while waiting to see another doctor for a second professional opinion. We're not gonna do anything until another doctor examines her.

[ablueskytragedy]

You might want to stop setting your dick on fire before fucking her.

Ahahahahah dude I laughed at that for a good 5 minutes. I salute you.

[HangsLikeHeaven]

Sweet brag about having sex on a regular basis and getting her wet every time.

[kaycey]

call the fire department.

[Sventhegreat]

Sweet brag about having sex on a regular basis and getting her wet every time.

hahahaha

[hellogorgeous]

anything warming makes me burn, i am allergic to that stuff. if you aren't already using a water-based lube, try that. if you aren't using condoms, maybe it's lotion she is using on you? like if you maybe used lotion once or twice and then entered her, it could be that. anything with scent could be the problem.

[dropdead_julia]

Maybe she's allergic to latex?

[TheZeroKid]

She's on the pill: no condoms.

[Michifoxx]

Hmm...vag burning is never good.

[fadedmemories]

Pour water on her vagina before sex. Or do it in a bath tub.

[Kevtron650]

My girlfriend complains that she's experiencing intense burning pain during sex. She says it feels like it's burning deep inside and that it grows in intensity the more we have sex. She had a yeast infection a little while ago and she got treated for it. Her doctor said it was cleared but the pain still remains. When she went to see the doctor again to complain about the pain, the docotr examined her and said there's nothing there. It's obvious that there is a problem, that something is causing it. She's also on birth control (the pill, I think it's Kariva), so I'm wondering if that could be a side effect. We stayed abstinent for a full month before we tried again and the pain was still there. The doctor even said we should lube it, but that's not the problem, she gets wet, it just hurts for her. What can we do? It's ruining our sex life. Something's gotta give! Any suggestions as to what we can do?

its the birth control for sure. common side effect

[Kevtron650]

1 800 Love 191

this

[Kevtron650]

The title, lololol.
I read in a stupid magazine once that girls can be allergic to their boyfriend's semen? Sooo, perhaps if you're not using condoms that's possible?

I dunno though, that sucks.

they cant be allergic to semen. its suppose to be in there. that would be similar to being allergic to your blood.

[Jordachejeans91]

def got some aids here

[.invisible ink.]

they cant be allergic to semen. its suppose to be in there. that would be similar to being allergic to your blood.

yes they can. people have different pH balances in their vagina and some semen is too alkaline (it depends on what the guy is consuming generally) and it acts as an irritant.

[quarterhorse101]

maybe she just wants you to stop poking her.

[4N6 science]

burning vaginas remind me of fire crotches.

[Charles777]

burning vaginas remind me of fire crotches.

Fire crotches remind me of Lindsay Lohan

[lovely864md]

Someday, I hope to have a problem as funny as this to post on the internet.

[4N6 science]

Fire crotches remind me of Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan reminds me of young girls doing drugs.

[Charles777]

Young girls doing drugs remind me of my job

[mattmatumbo]

Let me have a go. I'll sort her out for you.

What's your avatar?

I think it's the clap btw.

[mattmatumbo]

Young girls doing drugs remind me of my job

Wait.. What?

[Charles777]

Wait.. What?

It was a joke. I was implying that I sell drugs to young girls.

[Smeee]

What's your avatar?

I think it's the clap btw.

Album art for Search/Rescue's The Compound.Great album. The band contains former members of Acceptance and Gatsby's American Dream.

[meroki22]

take a shit in her cunt.


hahahaha what the fuck?

[TheZeroKid]

Well, she's off the pill now and we've had sex since then and she said she doesn't feel it burning anymore so...yeah, I guess it was a side effect of the pill. So now, I'll just have to be careful and pull out. Unless there's another pill that doesn't have the side effect...

[Ryan Mills]

Well, she's off the pill now and we've had sex since then and she said she doesn't feel it burning anymore so...yeah, I guess it was a side effect of the pill. So now, I'll just have to be careful and pull out. Unless there's another pill that doesn't have the side effect...

Don't be a moron. Get her on another pill or wear a condom.

[TheZeroKid]

I'm looking into another pill without that side effect.

[DejaMe]

It burnssssssss ussssssssssss

http://www.geocities.com/rolx420/smigel.jpg

HAHA...that made me laugh.

Edit: Aiden's cover looks strangely familiar to this LOL.

[AndrewIcex]

Some band must come out with a album or EP name...

"Burning Vaginas"

I will just leave it up to Max Bemis to create...

[caveBEAR]

Some band must come out with a album or EP name...

"Burning Vaginas"

I will just leave it up to Max Bemis to create...


...wha?

[AndrewIcex]

...wha?

Orrr song title.

Don't you think Max Bemis would name a song Burning Vaginas?

I can see it.

EDIT: It is 5 in the morning, and I have not slept in nearly 2 days, this might be why I thought of this haha.

[caveBEAR]

Orrr song title.

Don't you think Max Bemis would name a song Burning Vaginas?

I can see it.

EDIT: It is 5 in the morning, and I have not slept in nearly 2 days, this might be why I thought of this haha.

Ha ha ha ha ha, God I hope so, because I pray I never see a Say Anything song called Burning Vaginas. Ha ha ha ha ha.

[AndrewIcex]

Ha ha ha ha ha, God I hope so, because I pray I never see a Say Anything song called Burning Vaginas. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Hahahahaha yeah yeah, UNLESS! He is talking about a crazy bitch ex or something, that he wishes would burn.

haha naaaaaaaaahhhhh, fuck it.

I need sleep, goodnight sir.

[caveBEAR]

Hahahahaha yeah yeah, UNLESS! He is talking about a crazy bitch ex or something, that he wishes would burn.

haha naaaaaaaaahhhhh, fuck it.

I need sleep, goodnight sir.

Indeed you do need sleep.

Goodnight, gentle soldier. Goodnight.

[tcemoo]

you can still knock her up even if you pull out.

don't risk it unless you're cool with being a 20 year old dad.

[Kevtron650]

yes they can. people have different pH balances in their vagina and some semen is too alkaline (it depends on what the guy is consuming generally) and it acts as an irritant.
it is actually the protein in it. i thought dr drew said you couldnt be allergic to it on love line. my bad.

[Wildness774]

Even if I did have problems like this, I would never post them on AP.

or would u?
hmmmmmmmmm

[Wildness774]

haha its sooooo funny how 90% of people posting on this thread are guys
prolly more like 94 or 95 actually

[Reaver]

yeah and you just raised the number, just like me.

I guess that was worth it.

[Bruised26]

I have no idea why someone would ask a question like this on AbsolutePunk...


That being said-- anal

[MyNameIsRoss]

I think your penis is too big, chop off half of it


ouchtown