Some concpiracys I have with Dance Gavin Dance and their issues with Jonny Craig

[FlamingDogs]

I thought of this in the shower this morning so these theory's could be wrong. Tell me what you think of them...

So we all know from Dance Gavin Dance's blog post that apparently Jonny was a drug addict, alcoholic and quit the band and was left stranded in New Jersey. Now I'll bring up the first topic, this so called "drug addiction". About two weeks after Jonny left Dance Gavin Dance he joined Emarosa and immediately started rehearsing music with them. As far as we know, nothing bad happened. To add on to that note, Jonny also had helped A Skylit Drive for their tour due to Jag being sick.

If you're a serious drug addict, like DGD discussed, you could not rehearse perfectly fine two weeks later. There's not only the fact that quitting drugs like "that" by yourself would be almost impossible, but the fact that there's a detox session. Jonny wouldn't be able to tour, Jonny wouldn't be able to join Emarosa and rehearse an album. He would either be at his house coked up or detoxing.

The second is Alcohol, to which I don't remember if DGD mentioned anything about. But to be safe... if Jonny was an alcoholic, not a drinker; an alcoholic, he would be in deep shit if he quit. The detoxing can kill you and last very long.

Now I want to state a little bit on Jonny's supposed "horrible attitude". Jonny not only gets along with Emarosa perfectly but is now in a 7 member supergroup, Isles & Glaciers, that formed out of friendship. Jonny seems to be pretty okay with getting along with people, why not DGD?

I've also heard that when Jonny's drunk he's a horrible ass, but that when he's sober he's incredibly nice. DGD could have just been dealing with Jonny's drunk ass and got pissed, but when Jonny quit on them they got even more pissed. I mean, even if all my theory's were wrong, what DGD did was wrong. You don't post something like that detailed up on your blog, that shows their immaturity. Which then has be doubt that Jonny was at fault, as DGD is an immature band.

These are all theory's, tell me what you think of them?

[I am Mick]

Who cares?
shit happened.

[onetwentyseven]

i'd say present these thoughts to the only person who would really care on this site, circatbs.

[Esrb99]

why in this forum??? dammit.

[FlamingDogs]

Because I'm talking about a musician 0_o

[bluecrunchy]

Too long, don't care.

[Esrb99]

forum FOR musicians... Go discuss this in the shit music forum with the parawhores and sonny more knobgobblers

[FlamingDogs]

Uhmmm.... You say that yet Jonny Craig has not only brought Emarosa to the billboard hot 200 but has landed a solo contract.

[Esrb99]

again... I don't care what the dude has done. Are you he? Are you discussing how to best get palm mutes to sound br00tal from your peavey raptor guitar your mom got you for your 14th b-day? No, your are not. This is the MUSICIAN FORUM.

HERE is where you want to be: OFFICIAL Dance Gavin Dance Thread (http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=358891&page=14)

enjoy.

Dadgum... people these days.

[FlamingDogs]

If you don't care, then why did you respond to this post? You not only managed to waste your time, but mine. And what's with the insults? You state your a moderate liberal on your profile, but it's clear your a conservatist. Your opinions aren't valid due to the fact that there OPINIONS.

I don't want to post a thread like this on a post, it would most likely get no attention, to which I'm hoping this gets some. And I'm new here, so how would I possibly know of that thread?

[Esrb99]

If you don't care, then why did you respond to this post? You not only managed to waste your time, but mine. And what's with the insults? You state your a moderate liberal on your profile, but it's clear your a conservatist. Your opinions aren't valid due to the fact that there OPINIONS.

I don't want to post a thread like this on a post, it would most likely get no attention, to which I'm hoping this gets some. And I'm new here, so how would I possibly know of that thread?

Hot Damn!

that was worth a read, for serious!

why respond? because this is the second or thrid time posts about things like, "OMG did U hear nuuu TBS? where can I gett ittt" have been done here. it's getting old to see stuff like that instead of stuff about guitar mods, preamp tube swaps, etc.

I find it funny how my political leanings matter in any way, or how being either conservative or liberal is an insult. If so, can I call you an illegitimate child of a commie and nazi? makes no sense to bring it up.

the main forum page has topics- General, MUSIC, sports, education, Personal Life, Musician, etc... your want the MUSIC forum for the DGD topic, good sir. Not the Musician forum. This will just get locked, like that stupid TBS thread.

[FlamingDogs]

You obviously didn't read what I posted, or at least didn't pay attention. This information is new... I looked on the web for information similar, but it seems people haven't figured out yet that DGD is a pile of lying asses. My theorys are new, so it's not the same old stuff.

You insulted me... Don't get mad at my counter insults

I looked at the main forums... there was a section called "musicians". I'm writing about a musician. What have I done wrong?

[Yontsey]

agree with Esrb99

This should be in the music forum, not here.

[Esrb99]

You obviously didn't read what I posted, or at least didn't pay attention. This information is new... I looked on the web for information similar, but it seems people haven't figured out yet that DGD is a pile of lying asses. My theorys are new, so it's not the same old stuff.

You insulted me... Don't get mad at my counter insults

I looked at the main forums... there was a section called "musicians". I'm writing about a musician. What have I done wrong?

I don't care what your info is or whatever, unless it pertains to sexy gear or techniques or something. I don't care about crappy band gossip or even actual good band gossip when I come to this forum on AP; this is the MUSICIAN forum, for MUSICIANS to talk about gear, modding guitars, amps, and recording techniques, best places to tour, etc. this forum has NOTHING to do with gossip aobut band members. that's the MUSIC forum. where they discuss MUSIC and BANDS.

I understand how you could get confused, but when you see all the threads are about amps, recording and such, you should have realized that this was the wrong place for that stuff.

I'm not mad at your insults.... I just wanna know how that's an insult. au contrair(sp?), I'm flattered.

agree with Esrb99

This should be in the music forum, not here.

thank you, jeez.

[FlamingDogs]

Well, instead of dragging this on for this long you could have simply stated so. I never read any of the posts posted in this forum... I didn't create an account at absolute punk to read others posts.

Do a little more research on politics and you'll see it clear as daylight (exclude night time)

[Esrb99]

tell you what; you seem like a dude that feels he likes good heavy music. I think you'd like the record nerds thread. besides, if you're theory is really new, they may be interested.

Record Nerds thread (http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=816322&page=49)

and I still want YOUR argument on why being conservative is a bad thing. seems kinda overreactive.

[ship of fools]

You didn't post a single theory. It's more like an assortment of facts that don't coincide with traditional norms. Still, you made no point, so assertions, no accusations, and no theories.

[Esrb99]

and it's in the wrong place all together. this is like if spongebob had bought a fork instead of a new spatula for his job and showed up at the chum bucket to serve ice cream sundays. you just wonder how so many 'oops' could happen at once.

[miketrondson]

This kid sucks already.

[ShimmerAndSpill]

and it's in the wrong place all together. this is like if spongebob had bought a fork instead of a new spatula for his job and showed up at the chum bucket to serve ice cream sundays. you just wonder how so many 'oops' could happen at once.

Haha, great post.

[ClydeMcAllister]

Best Thread Ever.

[zion the lion]

Didnt this happen like 2 years ago?

[doppelganger]

you posted this in two forums? wtf

[Esrb99]

lol dude... he posted here first, as seen above and I told him to gtfo and take this to the music forum.

[theguy77]

forum FOR musicians... Go discuss this in the shit music forum with the parawhores and sonny more knobgobblers

whoa whoa whoa, hold the phone. this is me representin' the music forum where i got like 98% of my posts, to say there are some really intelligent and cultured people in there, some of whom are even taking philosophy and music journalism classes at their colleges with some really diverse and expansive tastes. the music forum hosts better discussion and that is often on a higher level than anywhere else on this site, and yeah theres a lot of scene kids who go chat in the paramore and all time low threads but lets be real here, there are idiots in every forum.

[Esrb99]

whoa whoa whoa, hold the phone. this is me representin' the music forum where i got like 98% of my posts, to say there are some really intelligent and cultured people in there, some of whom are even taking philosophy and music journalism classes at their colleges with some really diverse and expansive tastes. the music forum hosts better discussion and that is often on a higher level than anywhere else on this site, and yeah theres a lot of scene kids who go chat in the paramore and all time low threads but lets be real here, there are idiots in every forum.

haha!

Yeah, but at least your idiots know music forum=talking about music. our idiots think that asking for links to TBS leaks is what its about.

I'd rather have my idiots back to asking where to pirate garageband for their hp laptop so they can make phat beatz than stupid stuff about swoopy haired band members. that's kinda your guys alley.

and the music forum can def be sexy. just not here.

[bladerdude360]

Op is a dumbass, plain and simple.

[_><_]

Lol.

[caveBEAR]

Flaming Dogs, don't let them get you down. I too have a theory about a musician I wish to share here. I thought of this in the shower this morning with my mother so these theory's could be wrong. Tell me what you think of them...

So we all know Scott Raynor from blink-182 was a bulimic, an alien, and a Nigerian Prince running an e-mail pyramid scheme, and this is why he was kicked out of the band all these years ago. Now, I bring up the first topic, bulimia. If Scott was bulimic, how could he have not been really really really skinny? I mean, thats what bulimic people look like. As far as we know, Scott's not even anorexic.

The second is Alien, to which I don't remember if Tom mentioned anything about. But to be safe... if Scott was an alien, not a human; an alien, he would be in deep shit if he was. Tom knows lots about aliens.

Now I want to state a little bit on Scott's supposed "pyramid scheme". Scott not only is white, not Nigerian, but I'm pretty sure he can't even turn on a computer, let alone run a pyramid scheme. I mean, look at him in old photos. You can just tell...he's not that bright.

I mean, even if all my theory's were wrong, what blink did was wrong. You don't do something like that, that shows their immaturity. Which then has be doubt that Scott was at fault, as blink is an immature band.

These are all theory's, tell me what you think of them? We should hang out, Flaming Dogs.

[Esrb99]

:appl:

[doppelganger]

Flaming Dogs, don't let them get you down. I too have a theory about a musician I wish to share here. I thought of this in the shower this morning with my mother so these theory's could be wrong. Tell me what you think of them...

So we all know Scott Raynor from blink-182 was a bulimic, an alien, and a Nigerian Prince running an e-mail pyramid scheme, and this is why he was kicked out of the band all these years ago. Now, I bring up the first topic, bulimia. If Scott was bulimic, how could he have not been really really really skinny? I mean, thats what bulimic people look like. As far as we know, Scott's not even anorexic.

The second is Alien, to which I don't remember if Tom mentioned anything about. But to be safe... if Scott was an alien, not a human; an alien, he would be in deep shit if he was. Tom knows lots about aliens.

Now I want to state a little bit on Scott's supposed "pyramid scheme". Scott not only is white, not Nigerian, but I'm pretty sure he can't even turn on a computer, let alone run a pyramid scheme. I mean, look at him in old photos. You can just tell...he's not that bright.

I mean, even if all my theory's were wrong, what blink did was wrong. You don't do something like that, that shows their immaturity. Which then has be doubt that Scott was at fault, as blink is an immature band.

These are all theory's, tell me what you think of them? We should hang out, Flaming Dogs.
amazing

[LongDistanceDrunk]

i'd say present these thoughts to the only person who would really care on this site, circatbs.


:rotfl:

[Bruised26]

i...dont get this thread....
who cares about Jonny Craig? that man is such a douchebag...

[Duexy]

:popcorn:

[thesafeword]

Did you repost this?

[LongDistanceDrunk]

Did you repost this?
No the thread just got moved most likely bt staff

[zion the lion]

Flaming Dogs, don't let them get you down. I too have a theory about a musician I wish to share here. I thought of this in the shower this morning with my mother so these theory's could be wrong. Tell me what you think of them...

So we all know Scott Raynor from blink-182 was a bulimic, an alien, and a Nigerian Prince running an e-mail pyramid scheme, and this is why he was kicked out of the band all these years ago. Now, I bring up the first topic, bulimia. If Scott was bulimic, how could he have not been really really really skinny? I mean, thats what bulimic people look like. As far as we know, Scott's not even anorexic.

The second is Alien, to which I don't remember if Tom mentioned anything about. But to be safe... if Scott was an alien, not a human; an alien, he would be in deep shit if he was. Tom knows lots about aliens.

Now I want to state a little bit on Scott's supposed "pyramid scheme". Scott not only is white, not Nigerian, but I'm pretty sure he can't even turn on a computer, let alone run a pyramid scheme. I mean, look at him in old photos. You can just tell...he's not that bright.

I mean, even if all my theory's were wrong, what blink did was wrong. You don't do something like that, that shows their immaturity. Which then has be doubt that Scott was at fault, as blink is an immature band.

These are all theory's, tell me what you think of them? We should hang out, Flaming Dogs.

At first I thought you were arguing for the fact that he was a bulimic alien running a pyramid scheme via email all while a Nigerian prince. I need to go back to school and learn how to read.

Oh and random fact, bulimic people tend to be a tiny bit pudgy. I've been dying to mention that to someone.

[thesafeword]

No the thread just got moved most likely bt staff
Gosh darn the luck, this kid was triple teaming me with three accounts.
At first I thought you were arguing for the fact that he was a bulimic alien running a pyramid scheme via email all while a Nigerian prince. I need to go back to school and learn how to read.

Oh and random fact, bulimic people tend to be a tiny bit pudgy. I've been dying to mention that to someone.
What else have you been dying to mention?

[zion the lion]

Gosh darn the luck, this kid was triple teaming me with three accounts.

What else have you been dying to mention?

My boobs love you

[thesafeword]

My boobs love you
It's mutual.

[zion the lion]

It's mutual.

but you love them more

[thesafeword]

but you love them more
What can I say? I love boobs.

[zion the lion]

What can I say? I love boobs.

but mainly mine

[thesafeword]

but mainly mine
You caught me.

[caveBEAR]

At first I thought you were arguing for the fact that he was a bulimic alien running a pyramid scheme via email all while a Nigerian prince. I need to go back to school and learn how to read.

Oh and random fact, bulimic people tend to be a tiny bit pudgy. I've been dying to mention that to someone.

Really? A little chubby?

You know the science behind that? That's crazy.

[boysandbulletsx]

whoa whoa whoa, hold the phone. this is me representin' the music forum where i got like 98% of my posts, to say there are some really intelligent and cultured people in there, some of whom are even taking philosophy and music journalism classes at their colleges with some really diverse and expansive tastes. the music forum hosts better discussion and that is often on a higher level than anywhere else on this site, and yeah theres a lot of scene kids who go chat in the paramore and all time low threads but lets be real here, there are idiots in every forum.
I was a little offended, too. I mean, we even talk about Shakespeare in the Brand New thread. We're pretty intelligent.

At first I thought you were arguing for the fact that he was a bulimic alien running a pyramid scheme via email all while a Nigerian prince. I need to go back to school and learn how to read.

Oh and random fact, bulimic people tend to be a tiny bit pudgy. I've been dying to mention that to someone.
This is true!

[zion the lion]

Really? A little chubby?

You know the science behind that? That's crazy.

It's how bulimia works, because it's all about the binging. You binge then purge but if you binge for long enough the calories have already turned into fat and it's too fucking late to save yourself. And there are a lot of bulimics who dont purge by throwing up, but by fasting or taking laxatives.

[EchoPark]

i'd say present these thoughts to the only person who would really care on this site, circatbs.


also dancelukedance may care too as they are his heroes