Not only did I break my hand breakdancing drunk...

[kemichels]

but now I've successfully dislocated my knee too.

At least my roommate's a champ and carried me back yelling "LEAVE NO MAN BEHINDDDDDDDDD!".


I need to stop drinking.

[mmmmmpoetry]

Hahahah I got my leg ran over by one of those John Deere mowers in a golf course wasted.
Shit was fucked. Never stop drinking!!!

[denissuxx]

Woah, intense.

What did you drink?

[MADSTA]

And this is why I avoid drinking too much.

[MarsEatWorld]

Hahahaa. Oh Kevin your drunkenness amuses me. But the real question is were you green maning it out?

[.invisible ink.]

wow. i wish there were pics of said breakdancing. that had to hurt like a bitch.

[goodarmcindy]

Your room-mate sounds like a hero.

[LaDiabla]

That sounds really hurtfull...


But I managed to once break my hand while playing table tennis drunk...didn't even notice it was broken until I woke up the next morning with my hand the size of a football.

[ohheroine]

one night me and my friends got really stoned and went outside the house for a smoke break. on the porch there was one of those really elevated two seater swings and my friend shannon thought it would be a good idea to jump up on it while a large boy was already sitting in it. as soon as he touched it, it came crashing down and they both fell about four feet onto their backs. Shannon landed right on his hand and it swelled up to the size of a basketball. it was pretty funny

[thespearkid]

Haha, dude, Kevin. It's time to quit.

[thicky eight]

Cool stories, bros.

[Sventhegreat]

Hey even though you may be an idiot(you probably don't know it), at least you have a story to tell.

[kemichels]

Hahahah I got my leg ran over by one of those John Deere mowers in a golf course wasted.
Shit was fucked. Never stop drinking!!!

lol what the hell! And it didn't chop your leg up!?

Woah, intense.

What did you drink?

like a beer or two, 4 Whiskey Cokes (not THAT strong)...2 Shots of Rumplemints...a shot of Jack, two Bacardi cokes...I think that was it? At least from what I remember.

:hitself:

It hurts so much more today now that I don't have alcohol in my system. I can't believe I popped it back in myself last night. I'm also questioning why we didn't cab back, lol. Would've made more sense.

Hahahaa. Oh Kevin your drunkenness amuses me. But the real question is were you green maning it out?

No green man, haha...Would've been a more legit story though if it was.

Haha, dude, Kevin. It's time to quit.

Probably!




Oh, and apparently I just dropped to the ground and went "FUCK I POPPED MY KNEE FUCK. FUCK . FUCK."

...some girl then asked if I was okay and I was like "FUCK YOU BITCH! FUCK FUCK"
Now I feel bad, lol. I think I thought she was being a dick, but apparently she was just asking nicely if I was okay. Woooops.

[kemichels]

Hey even though you may be an idiot(you probably don't know it), at least you have a story to tell.

oh trust me, I know it. It's a little more redeeming considering I dislocated it twice before. I wasn't even doing anything that ridiculous (when I broke my hand, I was trying to break dance...this isn't even comparable.) We were all dancing in a group and I think the floor was wet, so my knee gave out and popped in the process.

[kemichels]

That sounds really hurtfull...


But I managed to once break my hand while playing table tennis drunk...didn't even notice it was broken until I woke up the next morning with my hand the size of a football.

yeah, I woke up with a hand the size of a football and a bag of peas on it. I was like...wtf happened last night?

[mmmmmpoetry]

lol what the hell! And it didn't chop your leg up!?

Hahahah no, but I have a brutal fucking scar.

[billyboatkid]

lol what the hell! And it didn't chop your leg up!?



like a beer or two, 4 Whiskey Cokes (not THAT strong)...2 Shots of Rumplemints...a shot of Jack, two Bacardi cokes...I think that was it? At least from what I remember.

:hitself:

It hurts so much more today now that I don't have alcohol in my system. I can't believe I popped it back in myself last night. I'm also questioning why we didn't cab back, lol. Would've made more sense.



No green man, haha...Would've been a more legit story though if it was.



Probably!




Oh, and apparently I just dropped to the ground and went "FUCK I POPPED MY KNEE FUCK. FUCK . FUCK."

...some girl then asked if I was okay and I was like "FUCK YOU BITCH! FUCK FUCK"
Now I feel bad, lol. I think I thought she was being a dick, but apparently she was just asking nicely if I was okay. Woooops.
hahahahaha

That's hilarious.

[kaycey]

i miss nights like this, cant wait to go back to college.

[MarsEatWorld]

lol what the hell! And it didn't chop your leg up!?



like a beer or two, 4 Whiskey Cokes (not THAT strong)...2 Shots of Rumplemints...a shot of Jack, two Bacardi cokes...I think that was it? At least from what I remember.

:hitself:

It hurts so much more today now that I don't have alcohol in my system. I can't believe I popped it back in myself last night. I'm also questioning why we didn't cab back, lol. Would've made more sense.



No green man, haha...Would've been a more legit story though if it was.



Probably!




Oh, and apparently I just dropped to the ground and went "FUCK I POPPED MY KNEE FUCK. FUCK . FUCK."

...some girl then asked if I was okay and I was like "FUCK YOU BITCH! FUCK FUCK"
Now I feel bad, lol. I think I thought she was being a dick, but apparently she was just asking nicely if I was okay. Woooops.
Sure would've. =[
next time...

[MarsEatWorld]

Hahahah no, but I have a brutal fucking scar.
br00tal. lol

[Dan!]

i broke my hand while piss drunk a month ago and dislocated my knee like, 2 weeks ago. the hand got broken because apparently i was angry at a brick wall and i went a week just thinking it was bruised. went to a clinic and the tried to re break it twice but failed, then went into the hospital and the put a cast on me. knee got fucked after a friend decided to kick the side of my leg, i just popped it back in and walked around on it until a little more than a week later it popped out again, that was a week ago.

im pretty fucking mangled myself.

[phil19]

ive never done anything this awesome while drunk. i think i need to drink more

[thesafeword]

Cool stories, bros.
http://www.absolutepunk.net/customprofilepics/profilepic796642_2.gif
Cool picture, bro.

[argg_xo]

don't stop being awesome.

[thicky eight]

http://www.absolutepunk.net/customprofilepics/profilepic796642_2.gif
Cool picture, bro.

No fucking shit it is! I robbed a bank car on a train via horseback AND dropped a smash hit rap album that day.

[stayweird]

I broke my hand jousting last summer, pretty much epic.

Except when explaining it at the hospital and they just looked at me dumbfounded.

[thesafeword]

No fucking shit it is! I robbed a bank car on a train via horseback AND dropped a smash hit rap album that day.
Fuck yeah dude.

[samsara]

That story reminded me of The Bodyguard.

[beth danger]

Definitely it's a bad idea to ride you bike drunk. My friend and I were wasted one night and going in circles around a roundabout as fast as we could. All of a sudden, my bike was flying through the air horizontal, and I took the entire fall with my knee. It was the worst. Three years later, I still have a scar on my kneecap about the size of a half dollar. The nerves never returned, so I don't have feeling in a good portion of my kneecap.

Still, it brings back great memories of being younger and drunker and riding my $20 bicycle everywhere.

[MarsEatWorld]

No fucking shit it is! I robbed a bank car on a train via horseback AND dropped a smash hit rap album that day.
Did you drop it in the toilet or on your bedroom floor?

[Duexy]

http://www.absolutepunk.net/customprofilepics/profilepic796642_2.gif
Cool picture, bro.


:crackup:

[thicky eight]

Did you drop it in the toilet or on your bedroom floor?

The asphalt of the trap from when I was selling the discs out the back of my 1993 Geo hatchback, actually. I'd sling you a copy but I can't find my car keys at the moment
Try again later, BBW.

:crackup:

[Duexy]

because i definitely thought you put that picture up because it looked cool.

[MarsEatWorld]

because i definitely thought you put that picture up because it looked cool.
Seconded.

[MarsEatWorld]

The asphalt of the trap from when I was selling the discs out the back of my 1993 Geo hatchback, actually. I'd sling you a copy but I can't find my car keys at the moment
Try again later, BBW.
Do not want shit music. ty

[thicky eight]

No, I'd give it a 4/10 which is shitty, but isn't full-on shit. I think you'd like it.

[Duexy]

i loaned freebo that money

[MarsEatWorld]

No, I'd give it a 4/10 which is shitty, but isn't full-on shit. I think you'd like it.
You don't know me?

[liarsturnmeon]

if you think you had a shit night, try these.

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

[kemichels]

i broke my hand while piss drunk a month ago and dislocated my knee like, 2 weeks ago. the hand got broken because apparently i was angry at a brick wall and i went a week just thinking it was bruised. went to a clinic and the tried to re break it twice but failed, then went into the hospital and the put a cast on me. knee got fucked after a friend decided to kick the side of my leg, i just popped it back in and walked around on it until a little more than a week later it popped out again, that was a week ago.

im pretty fucking mangled myself.


My knee must be pretty fucked then. I popped it back in and it still hurt like motherfucking hell. I might have to get surgery because it's been done multiple times now and this time it came out especially easy. I'll probably find out tomorrow...:/

[Miss Heartcore]

I am jealous and intrigued by your boozed filled outings.

[RecklessXRandy]

Your roommate is the best

[robat19]

Dear Kevin,

Stop being a little bitch.

Thanks,

Adam

[framebyframe]

Haha that sounds like something I would love to see. The drunk breakdancing.. not the injuries..

[kemichels]

Dear Kevin,

Stop being a little bitch.

Thanks,

Adam

Dear Adam,

Caps won.

And if by being a little bitch you mean "breaking things", then I'm working on it.

I love you.

Kevin.

[robat19]

Dear Adam,

Caps won.

And if by being a little bitch you mean "breaking things", then I'm working on it.

I love you.

Kevin.
<3 ockers.

[kemichels]

Haha that sounds like something I would love to see. The drunk breakdancing.. not the injuries..

Just try not to break anything ;)

[kemichels]

I am jealous and intrigued by your boozed filled outings.

I'm jealous and intrigued by your said(twittered) Karaoke outings.

[kemichels]

Definitely it's a bad idea to ride you bike drunk. My friend and I were wasted one night and going in circles around a roundabout as fast as we could. All of a sudden, my bike was flying through the air horizontal, and I took the entire fall with my knee. It was the worst. Three years later, I still have a scar on my kneecap about the size of a half dollar. The nerves never returned, so I don't have feeling in a good portion of my kneecap.

Still, it brings back great memories of being younger and drunker and riding my $20 bicycle everywhere.

holy hell...there's a female the same age as me on this site from Madison? Never would've thunk.

Pretty sweet you had a 20 dollar bike. When I was younger I thought I was cool, so I threw pegs on my Orange Huffy and spray painted it silver and told all my friends I had some kind of cool bmx. Tried to jump my friend's little sister and nailed her hand once. Good thing I blamed it on her brother.

[robat19]

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/02/fullj.f06f20491fdb27629be2228b0de11 a72/f06f20491fdb27629be2228b0de11a72-getty-86298408mc020_detroit_red_w.jpg
+
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20090510/capt.40578606c54544f9824f9489b4992b fb.penguins_capitals_hockey_vzn113. jpg

= :woot:

[kemichels]

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/02/fullj.f06f20491fdb27629be2228b0de11 a72/f06f20491fdb27629be2228b0de11a72-getty-86298408mc020_detroit_red_w.jpg
+
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20090510/capt.40578606c54544f9824f9489b4992b fb.penguins_capitals_hockey_vzn113. jpg

= :woot:

Ovie's so cute when he jumps. awww

[robat19]

he's especially cute in this one

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20090505/capt.3c63184a89e5467d90042a017de532 c9.aptopix_penguins_capitals_hockey _vzn209.jpg

Oh, and not sure if you've read this:

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2009/03/wale_at_the_caps_game.html

[zion the lion]

I wish I had a drunken night story but alas I dont, nor do I have friends who would carry me home (at least none that live here anymore). All I have is someone else's drunken night's after math story that took place in a hospital a month later. And it's not even interesting.

[fadedmemories]

The OP's drunk misadventures are always awesome haha

[kemichels]

got a pleasant call from my doctor today telling me I not only dislocated it, but fractured it too. Hooray.

[mattmatumbo]

got a pleasant call from my doctor today telling me I not only dislocated it, but fractured it too. Hooray.

Always the icing on the cake, right?

[suicidalkitten]

hahahaha fun stuff fun stuff...

[AndrewIcex]

This thread brings the Epic to life.

[comrau00]

wonderful! thanks for the info..


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[nerdvglc]

i miss nights like this, cant wait to go back to college.
that SO sounds like something i would say... i can't wait for the next month to pass.

[thesafeword]

wonderful! thanks for the info..


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I went to quote you and found this gem. What the fuck?

[songydarko]

I love how I always seem to come across your shit Kevin.

[killerswells]

how did i miss thie before. ahahaha awesome.

[ApricotChick]

Roflcopter. Your injury sucks, but at least you have a good story out of it.

[n1asfan]

Dislocating your knee sounds incredibly painful :(

[kemichels]

Dislocating your knee sounds incredibly painful :(

Oh for sure. It's happened before, so the nerves are all shot and it didn't hurt AS bad. Granted, I was also drunk, so maybe that's a reason too...

[kemichels]

I love how I always seem to come across your shit Kevin.

awww, thanks babe.

<3.

[muttley]

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j61/JollyGreenBuddha/Purple_Drank.jpg

[kemichels]

moments before I dislocated/broke my knee...

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/6126/n8603224463182498376.jpg

edit: this is probably the picture that most represents me on facebook.

[TachyonEvan]

I fucking love Kevin.

[fadedmemories]

I love this thread.

[I am Mick]

I think I broke my toe last night when running across a yard naked for no reason besides being drunk. I really need to quit haha