Sex

[chaser]

Who here would have sex just about anywhere? Like a random bench in a park... or the neighbors swimming pool.

[xnotedgex]

Originally posted by chaser
Who here would have sex just about anywhere? Like a random bench in a park... or the neighbors swimming pool.

who here thinks you should put the dick back in your mouth?

[Brand Nizzle]

HAHAHAH

[AntiCrombie57]

Who here thinks it doesnt matter for chaser, cuz he'll never get any in the first place????

[charly horse]

Originally posted by AntiCrombie57
Who here thinks it doesnt matter for chaser, cuz he'll never get any in the first place????

i do

[AntiCrombie57]

ha, i have a follower. woohoo :D

[charly horse]

im the follower of boredom

[MaybeOneDay]

i love cookies

[charly horse]

The one thing I liked about going to school
Was falling in love with a beautiful girl like you





yup im glad u ^ fell in love with me...

[unoriginal]

I knew a girl once whose first time (this is a chick) was in a women's bathroom at a mall. Her second time was on a park bench with some friends not too far away from her. Her third time was on a washing machine and she was wasted. She was a real freak.

[The Nephilm]

gotta love losing it in a place you really didn't think you would...

I always thought it would be in a field of roses....

[stuckonrepeat]

i would if I was horny enough

[Suprhatch614]

Originally posted by The Nephilm
gotta love losing it in a place you really didn't think you would...

I always thought it would be in a field of roses....

That's impossible...you'd get stabbed by all the thorns

Ok, so me and my girlfriend at the time were taking a walk in the middle of the night and started making out so we just plopped down in front of some persons house and started going at it....the motion lights from the house went on and a couple cars drove by....that was kinda cool

And earlier during the school year, I was really drunk and went down to the hottub cuz these two girls couldn't open the gate. so i go and open the gate for em and go back up, as I get to the top of the stairs I notice they are becoming naked....so my drunken self decided to go get a close up....well...as I was going down there another guy must have had the same idea, cuz he went down there and before I even got in, he started eating on of the girls out....I was like holy shit....so I ask the other girl if she wants to go into the pool on the other side and she's like ok...so we're swimming around, and making out and whatever...she tells me to sit on the ledge, and on that ledge i recieved some high quality hyrdo head. And of course the favor was returned!
so I guess this means I qualify as a guy who will go at it anywhere

[The Nephilm]

Originally posted by Suprhatch614
That's impossible...you'd get stabbed by all the thorns

Ok, so me and my girlfriend at the time were taking a walk in the middle of the night and started making out so we just plopped down in front of some persons house and started going at it....the motion lights from the house went on and a couple cars drove by....that was kinda cool

And earlier during the school year, I was really drunk and went down to the hottub cuz these two girls couldn't open the gate. so i go and open the gate for em and go back up, as I get to the top of the stairs I notice they are becoming naked....so my drunken self decided to go get a close up....well...as I was going down there another guy must have had the same idea, cuz he went down there and before I even got in, he started eating on of the girls out....I was like holy shit....so I ask the other girl if she wants to go into the pool on the other side and she's like ok...so we're swimming around, and making out and whatever...she tells me to sit on the ledge, and on that ledge i recieved some high quality hyrdo head. And of course the favor was returned!
so I guess this means I qualify as a guy who will go at it anywhere

I call bull-shit

Porn scripts are easy to pick out.

[aolsux]

On a roof of a house woul be cool.

[jam]

i heard somewhere that someone did it on horseback


(on horseback, does that make sense?)

[hot damn!]

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
me and yea im a loser did it on a roller coaster.

me and yea im a loser are doing it right now while i post.

[jam]

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
me and yea im a loser did it on a roller coaster.
you could get some helpful thrusting motions from that if it was a good rollercoaster

[Suprhatch614]

Originally posted by The Nephilm
I call bull-shit

Porn scripts are easy to pick out.

I shit you not...my roommates give me shit for the second one cuz the girl was way less than attractive, and my friends give me props about the one from home cuz she was totally hot. I swear every word of those is completely true

[chaser]

i love when you start a thread the first 4 or 5 are making fun of you and then the rest of the posts are about the topic

its fuckin awesome

[aolsux]

i thought i'd bump something you all would enjoy

[Mercy Medical]

i thought i'd bump something you all would enjoy
AHHH! I hate it when people bump random old threads!

[WasteMyTime]

I don't do the sex

[Fullcollapse3k]

I have sex in a bedroom. Thanks.

[Kid Kilowatt]

I have had sex on a park bench.

[AShannon04]

I call bull-shit

Porn scripts are easy to pick out.

I was thinking the same thing

[marrost]

I had sex in the grass once and woke up head to toe covered in mosquito bites.

[kidinthecorner]

Yea I can't say I have, but one of my friends boned his gf on home plate at the school baseball diamond a couple of years ago. It's like 12 feet from a decently busy street, too.