It's A Weird World

[Jason Tate]

Sharon Tendler, a 41-year-old concert promoter, entered into holy matrimony (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16531778&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=for-flipper--for-poorer--name_page.html) with Cindy, a 35-year-old dolphin at Eilat, an Israeli resort.

[paul manley]

wtf

[Mercy Medical]

Link doesn't work, but what the hell?

[CantBeStopped]

reminds me of that episode of south park where the members of peta marry animals

[Fallinlove]

I'd marry a dolphin...
Or maybe even better - a walrus...
Oh boy...

[Jason Tate]

Link doesn't work, but what the hell?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16531778&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=for-flipper--for-poorer--name_page.html

Fixed.

[resUrectMe617]

reminds me of that episode of south park where the members of peta marry animals

LMAO. that episode is so funny, and also rather disturbing.

[KidLightning]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16531778&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=for-flipper--for-poorer--name_page.html

Fixed.
The link's still not working for me...

but i found this link through google:

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2005/12/30/1135732715098.html

[lfdfforever]

what the hell

[CantBeStopped]

haha. "i made a dream come true and im not a pervert". best quote in quite some time

[splitsecond]

So thats what the bottle-nose is for...

[MomentOfSilence]

Didn't some conservative nutcase say this is the kind of stuff that would happen if we let gay people get married?

[fearthesloths]

who cares, if she's stupid enough to marry a dolphin then let her... darwinism people.

[AreTwoKay]

So thats what the bottle-nose is for...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Melissa Johnson]

Sharon Tendler, a 41-year-old concert promoter, entered into holy matrimony (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16531778&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=for-flipper--for-poorer--name_page.html) with Cindy, a 35-year-old dolphin at Eilat, an Israeli resort.
I'm worried about your obsession with penguins now....

[FASSWcore]

wow, no hope for some people i guess

[TimeAsIdeology]

THIS HAS NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH MUSIC. WHO IN THE FUCK CARES. THIS IS NOT EBAUM'S WORLD. IF I WANT TO FIND OUT THAT SOME GUY HAD SEX WITH A WOODCHUCK, THAT IS WHERE I WILL LOOK. WHEN I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT MUSIC, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO COME HERE. I'M TYPING THIS IN VERY BIG LETTERS IN HOPES THAT MAYBE YOU WILL TAKE IT INTO ACCOUNT NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO MAKE ANOTHER INANE POST ABOUT SOMETHING POINTLESS.

[kshtoinks12]

hmmmm, definately not the peta episode, more like the one where stan's dad turns into a dolphin, lets not forget he's a married man, and jewish too, its like an identicle copy.

[CantBeStopped]

wow . .. think the person who typed in all caps is mad???????

[splitsecond]

THIS HAS NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH MUSIC. WHO IN THE FUCK CARES. THIS IS NOT EBAUM'S WORLD. IF I WANT TO FIND OUT THAT SOME GUY HAD SEX WITH A WOODCHUCK, THAT IS WHERE I WILL LOOK. WHEN I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT MUSIC, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO COME HERE. I'M TYPING THIS IN VERY BIG LETTERS IN HOPES THAT MAYBE YOU WILL TAKE IT INTO ACCOUNT NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO MAKE ANOTHER INANE POST ABOUT SOMETHING POINTLESS.


I bet you die of a heart attack at 37

[thewk]

how can you blame him?
that's one hot dolphin.

[UltimoScenester]

THIS HAS NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH MUSIC. WHO IN THE FUCK CARES. THIS IS NOT EBAUM'S WORLD. IF I WANT TO FIND OUT THAT SOME GUY HAD SEX WITH A WOODCHUCK, THAT IS WHERE I WILL LOOK. WHEN I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT MUSIC, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO COME HERE. I'M TYPING THIS IN VERY BIG LETTERS IN HOPES THAT MAYBE YOU WILL TAKE IT INTO ACCOUNT NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO MAKE ANOTHER INANE POST ABOUT SOMETHING POINTLESS.


Bro, just calm down

Besides, didn't you know marrying out of your species is the new punk thing to do in 2006?

[A picasso blue]

reminds me of that episode of south park where the members of peta marry animals
...and they produced horribly-deformed offspring who wanted to die. yeah.

[djUbilla]

I bet you die of a heart attack at 37Thirtyseven.

[em0_stars]

uhm....what?

[jaw stabber]

THIS HAS NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH MUSIC. WHO IN THE FUCK CARES. THIS IS NOT EBAUM'S WORLD. IF I WANT TO FIND OUT THAT SOME GUY HAD SEX WITH A WOODCHUCK, THAT IS WHERE I WILL LOOK. WHEN I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT MUSIC, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO COME HERE. I'M TYPING THIS IN VERY BIG LETTERS IN HOPES THAT MAYBE YOU WILL TAKE IT INTO ACCOUNT NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO MAKE ANOTHER INANE POST ABOUT SOMETHING POINTLESS.


Shh. Inside voice.

[jfb392]

Story here. (http://www.novinite.com/view_news.php?id=57190)

[popdisaster00]

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2005/12/30/1135732715098.html

use that one

haahah fucked up

[popdisaster00]

THIS HAS NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH MUSIC. WHO IN THE FUCK CARES. THIS IS NOT EBAUM'S WORLD. IF I WANT TO FIND OUT THAT SOME GUY HAD SEX WITH A WOODCHUCK, THAT IS WHERE I WILL LOOK. WHEN I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT MUSIC, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO COME HERE. I'M TYPING THIS IN VERY BIG LETTERS IN HOPES THAT MAYBE YOU WILL TAKE IT INTO ACCOUNT NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO MAKE ANOTHER INANE POST ABOUT SOMETHING POINTLESS.



dude. calm down. AP.net still posts a huge fucking amount of music news. its like 100 music posts for every 1 random post. and its interesting. andddd you dont run the website.

[Jason Tate]

I'm worried about your obsession with penguins now....
I'm more obsessed with cute girls, don't worry.

[PinSmerch]

How can a dolphin give consent even?

[smogs]

I dont even know how to respond except with:


who names a male dolphin cindy!?

[losingstreakca]

this is like troy mcclure's fetish on the simpsons.

[CantBeStopped]

I dont even know how to respond except with:


who names a male dolphin cindy!?

haha man i cant believe i didnt catch that

[rorytws]

they have to consumate their marriage.

[oceanblue]

I got quite a laugh out of this. And the conservative reight wing numb nuts in this country think that gay people will destroy the sancity of marriage... :shake:

[mewithoutyou]

I think marrying a dolphin is this guy's way of saying FU to women for ignoring him all his life. Here is an approximation of how things went down for him. He started trying to score with hot chicks then moved on to the next easiest category of women/animal until he ended up succesfully saving up enough cash to fly a dolphin to Isreal.

hot chicks > regular chicks > ugly chicks > deformed chicks > sisters & cousins > goats > chickens > dolphins

[irthesteve]

THIS HAS NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH MUSIC. WHO IN THE FUCK CARES. THIS IS NOT EBAUM'S WORLD. IF I WANT TO FIND OUT THAT SOME GUY HAD SEX WITH A WOODCHUCK, THAT IS WHERE I WILL LOOK. WHEN I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT MUSIC, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO COME HERE. I'M TYPING THIS IN VERY BIG LETTERS IN HOPES THAT MAYBE YOU WILL TAKE IT INTO ACCOUNT NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO MAKE ANOTHER INANE POST ABOUT SOMETHING POINTLESS.

die now, kthanks

[desipunk7]

Originally Posted by mewithoutyou
I think marrying a dolphin is this guy's way of saying FU to women for ignoring him all his life. Here is an approximation of how things went down for him. He started trying to score with hot chicks then moved on to the next easiest category of women/animal until he ended up succesfully saving up enough cash to fly a dolphin to Isreal.

hot chicks > regular chicks > ugly chicks > deformed chicks > sisters & cousins > goats > chickens > dolphins

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A girl married a dolphin, not a guy. Did you care to read more than 1 sentence?

[GAD_guy]

wasn't it established that this was a joke site when the article about the french kid accidently dating his mother was posted?

[In Dolorosa]

Is this even legal...

[Ruggiero2oo8]

hahaha
wtf...

[CorporateFish]

That's pretty fucked up..

[fluke182]

I'm pretty sure this is a fake, come on now.

[BetsyXcore]

if it were fake, there wouldn't be mutliple news articles on it.

[Snaps]

THIS HAS NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH MUSIC. WHO IN THE FUCK CARES. THIS IS NOT EBAUM'S WORLD. IF I WANT TO FIND OUT THAT SOME GUY HAD SEX WITH A WOODCHUCK, THAT IS WHERE I WILL LOOK. WHEN I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT MUSIC, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO COME HERE. I'M TYPING THIS IN VERY BIG LETTERS IN HOPES THAT MAYBE YOU WILL TAKE IT INTO ACCOUNT NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO MAKE ANOTHER INANE POST ABOUT SOMETHING POINTLESS.


hmm get this boy his riddlin. and the article did say she was a concert promoter, tate forgot to add it was failed publicty for the new Simple Plan record..

[HiMyNameIsYours]

Wow..