craziest place you've had sex

[jonny4star]

ine was in my girlfriends kitchen while her parents were in the living room

[Gwytherspoon]

Sorry to burst your bubble but that isn't so crazy surely???
Crazy would be like on the wing of a flying plane or on top of five ironing boards stacked on top of eachother. Try it.

[anthonydarko]

Shower, oh yeah!

[AJ F]

Sorry to burst your bubble but that isn't so crazy surely???
Crazy would be like on the wing of a flying plane or on top of five ironing boards stacked on top of eachother. Try it.

Mental patients have the craziest sex.

I had sex in a not so crazy bedroom but it was kind of crazy hopping fences and climbing up a storm drain to get into the window.

Also in the back of a stolen car

[anthonydarko]

Mental patients have the craziest sex.

I had sex in a not so crazy bedroom but it was kind of crazy hopping fences and climbing up a storm drain to get into the window.

Also in the back of a stolen car
I have to hear this story.

[anamericangod]

In the Georgia Dome on the fifty yard line while the dirty birds kick for three.

[Gwytherspoon]

Mental patients have the craziest sex.

I had sex in a not so crazy bedroom but it was kind of crazy hopping fences and climbing up a storm drain to get into the window.

Also in the back of a stolen car

If the car was stolen for the sex then that would be pretty crazy. also crazily pointless.

[tawtaw]

I had a wank in the I.T room once.

[LaDiabla]

I had a wank in the I.T room once.

you're a hero.

[Smeee]

I had a wank in the I.T room once.

lololol. Like the old PCs a little too much eh?

[SomedayTheFire]

Inside your head.

[zion the lion]

on the toilet

[kemichels]

Girlfriends garage while her parents were in her kitchen right next door.

Girlfriends sisters' room while they were in the living room with the door open.

Parking garage up against and outside my car in Madison, WI...first level with people walking by about 30 feet away.

probably about it.

[kaycey]

in an elevator.

[eleven eleven]

on the face of the sun

[Schmidty Says]

Swimming pool, while my mom was sitting at the other edge of the pool.

[TeamAllison]

On the stairs of the Oakland Oracle Arena. In a Yoshi costume.

[4N6 science]

I don't believe the OP.

[SilverWings]

Yeah. I had crazy sex once. It was on the top of Mount Everest with 6 girls and one mountain goat we managed to bundle along from Romania. The goat jizzed in this black chick's eye and she fell off the highest peak. But she landed on a twig pointing upwards and got totally rammed hard. When we found her, she was so worn out from having sex with the twig she had to go hospital to check her oxygen levels (the crazy amount of class AAA drugs we bought off a monk and smoked didn't help her bodily state). When we were at the hospital, I started to bang this hot doctor while she was performing a heart transplant on a busty midget pornstar. Then she got horny and shoved an artifical heart up her arse. Then I decided to shrink myself with a shrink gun and use my mini rocketship shaped like a penis to fly up into her butt and have a party with the fake heart. We got so drunk that night.

[zion the lion]

I don't believe the OP.

If it's true then he's just really disrespectful and rude.

[Kassie09]

I find it disturbing that so many of you have sex when parents are so near. A parent would be the worst person in the world to have walk in on you while you were having sex..

[exploration #4]

In the Georgia Dome on the fifty yard line while the dirty birds kick for three.

http://i41.tinypic.com/axoegl.png

[anamericangod]

On the stairs of the Oakland Oracle Arena. In a Yoshi costume.

Knowing you, I actually believe this.

[TheHoldSteady]

on the face of the sun
Hot steamy sex.

[lovely864md]

...nowhere as exciting/fucked up as some of those. In a park in a little cluster of trees like 10 feet from the road? That's as exciting as I get.

[drivthru182]

The butt...

[kafe]

I find it disturbing that so many of you have sex when parents are so near. A parent would be the worst person in the world to have walk in on you while you were having sex..

That's why people think it's exciting, they might get caught by their parents, oooooh.








Mine turned out to be a kindergarden playground, not a well hidden park as I thought it was.

[LaDiabla]

I don't believe the OP.

we're going to have sex in an airplane :)

[Charles777]

On the radio.

[phil19]

not sure how crazy they are but:
in my gf living room while her folks were in the next room numerous times
numerous park benches
spa
pool table
gave some digits to her on the beach while her lil cousin was sitting next to us
some more digits while i was driving and her other lil cousin was in the back seat
thats all i can think of at the moment

[caress me down]

My boyfriend really wants to try the washing machine

[more heart]

ine was in my girlfriends kitchen while her parents were in the living room

...and you're 16?

[Sventhegreat]

Your mom's vagina.

[Sventhegreat]

not sure how crazy they are but:
in my gf living room while her folks were in the next room numerous times
numerous park benches
spa
pool table
gave some digits to her on the beach while her lil cousin was sitting next to us
some more digits while i was driving and her other lil cousin was in the back seat
thats all i can think of at the moment

The hell are digits?

[phil19]

The hell are digits?

oh sorry. fingers. i meant i fingered her

[babyg299]

church parking lot

[Reaver]

no crazy sex for me so far. my gf is too afraid to get caught and stuff. jk

[babyg299]

i wish i had more crazy sex

[Sventhegreat]

oh sorry. fingers. i meant i fingered her

Haha oh okay. Is that some hip lingo or something I don't know about?

[phil19]

Haha oh okay. Is that some hip lingo or something I don't know about?

hahaha not sure how hip it is. its just a term some people i know use.

[AJ F]

I have to hear this story.

Not too exciting. If you look it up, Modesto CA is the city with the greatest Grand Theft Auto numbers of the country. Without giving out too many details, I was just the middle man. The sex was definitely not part of the original plan, but I kind of diverted and took advantage of the opportunity I guess.

[wewascontenders]

the closet of a pool house.

[BoxxingTheStars]

Outside of a church. There were security cameras there I didn't know about until afterwards.

[holyballs]

my bed, my girlfriend's bed, the shower. i suck.

[live.]

BeTheMask.com

[phil19]

my bed, my girlfriend's bed, the shower. i suck.

the shower is always a classic choice

[Sventhegreat]

hahaha not sure how hip it is. its just a term some people i know use.

Is it one of those Aussie terms?

[fadedmemories]

In front of the computer. By myself.

[phil19]

Is it one of those Aussie terms?

i guess it must be. or maybe its a saying from the area where i live

[kemichels]

http://i41.tinypic.com/axoegl.png

Best post of thread.

[babyg299]

Outside of a church. There were security cameras there I didn't know about until afterwards.

lol i hope there were not camaras when i did it

[billyboatkid]

We do it all the time with parents home. It's not that crazy.

My old movie theater, a JcPennys dressing room. Bathrooms, eh it would be easier to name places I haven't. haha

What can I say I love sex.. but don't we all.

[skyphoenix]

On the street against my car outside my house.

[babyg299]

We do it all the time with parents home. It's not that crazy.

My old movie theater, a JcPennys dressing room. Bathrooms, eh it would be easier to name places I haven't. haha

What can I say I love sex.. but don't we all.

i want to do that, there are so many public places i imagine would be great.
one day i want to go to some crappy movie with my boyfriend so we can get it on

dressings rooms scare me cuz im afraid i might get yelled at

the woods is also a one day thing for me

[billyboatkid]

i want to do that, there are so many public places i imagine would be great.
one day i want to go to some crappy movie with my boyfriend so we can get it on

dressings rooms scare me cuz im afraid i might get yelled at

the woods is also a one day thing for me

Yeah I used to work at the theater so I knew what was up haha.

Yeah, but I realize that when you're 16/17 and horny you'll do it anywhere and do anything for sex.
Stupid hormones.

[babyg299]

Yeah I used to work at the theater so I knew what was up haha.

Yeah, but I realize that when you're 16/17 and horny you'll do it anywhere and do anything for sex.
Stupid hormones.

that age till like 19 20 is for guys.

im coming close to thirty and thats when we women hit our sexual peak, if i had it my way me and my boyfriend would be doing it alot more and in more places

[phil19]

that age till like 19 20 is for guys.

im coming close to thirty and thats when we women hit our sexual peak, if i had it my way me and my boyfriend would be doing it alot more and in more places

are we talking anal here? i hope so

[deanster321]

The back of a Volkswagen.

[billyboatkid]

that age till like 19 20 is for guys.

im coming close to thirty and thats when we women hit our sexual peak, if i had it my way me and my boyfriend would be doing it alot more and in more places

Well I must be different. I been horny and have had a beard since the third grade.

Damn, see I'm at it constantly. At least once a day or more.

[babyg299]

are we talking anal here? i hope so

you made me laugh out loud for real. ha we have tried that, that is kinda tricky tho

and places as in elevator another one of my must have sex places

[babyg299]

Well I must be different. I been horny and have had a beard since the third grade.

Damn, see I'm at it constantly. At least once a day or more.

beard since the 3rd grade jeeeeeze,

and your in your peak, why you think cougars love the young men

[phil19]

you made me laugh out loud for real. ha we have tried that, that is kinda tricky tho

and places as in elevator another one of my must have sex places

oh hahaha my bad. everyone loves anal. especially around here

[babyg299]

oh hahaha my bad. everyone loves anal. especially around here
when you say aound here, do you mean in austrailia

[phil19]

when you say aound here, do you mean in austrailia

im sure its popular here too but i meant here in PL

[babyg299]

im sure its popular here too but i meant here in PL

lol i was thinking that too, freaky people

there is just a uncomfortableness......

[phil19]

lol i was thinking that too, freaky people

there is just a uncomfortableness......

uncomfortableness talking about anal with randoms or uncomfortableness getting anal?

[babyg299]

uncomfortableness talking about anal with randoms or uncomfortableness getting anal?

with getttin it

[phil19]

with getttin it

thats what ive heard. some girls love it apparently. my gf seems to want me to pork her in the pooper again

[Ghostpsalm]

The butt...

i lol'd

[babyg299]

thats what ive heard. some girls love it apparently. my gf seems to want me to pork her in the pooper again

i hear of girls absolutely loving it too, maybe i just need practice

[phil19]

i hear of girls absolutely loving it too, maybe i just need practice

maybe. i think the first time it hurts. it may be one of those things that you need to get used to. though im not too keen on trying it again after last time when she screamed

[Ghostpsalm]

I believe it was somewhere around...

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/heroesr4losers/here.jpg

I may be off by a few light years though.

[lovely864md]

The back of a Volkswagen.

Hahahaha I fucking love this movie

[FemaleCuckold]

I once jerked off while driving. Does that fit in this thread?

[YoMusicSoFat]

I find it disturbing that so many of you have sex when parents are so near. A parent would be the worst person in the world to have walk in on you while you were having sex..
Except for a grandparent. And I get what you mean about the parent thing... I think it's quite weird that people are watching their parents while having sex. =/

[xica_sp4ever]

on the hood of my moms car.
we broke into a house.
the woods.
the middle of the street.

[bigblue2015]

Haven't checked any crazy places off my list yet, but I imagine that's what the summer is for.

[.sumer.nicole.]

tennis court as ppl walked by, up against the fence.
then in the woods.

in my friends room, then again in my friends room as she & her bf were on the bed.
me & my bf were on the chair...then the floor.

we're trying crazier places over the summer.

[jviraldo]

In front of the computer. By myself.

this

[BoxxingTheStars]

lol i hope there were not camaras when i did it

Yeah, that's why we changed churches, haha.

[PezMullet]

In the crowd during a Blink-182 show(not full action but I put a couple fingers in her)

[jonny4star]

I don't believe the OP.

why not?if its pics you need. its pics ill get.

[jonny4star]

...and you're 16?

17 in june. but yes. why?

[babyg299]

maybe. i think the first time it hurts. it may be one of those things that you need to get used to. though im not too keen on trying it again after last time when she screamed

screamed in pain????? that would not be a turn on.....well some guys do like that

[HometownHero]

A church pew. Her moms bed. The kitchen table. Swimming pool. Under a bridge. Outside of a Maine concert. The sidewalk

[ammar]

A church pew. Her moms bed. The kitchen table. Swimming pool. Under a bridge. Outside of a Maine concert. The sidewalk
shiiit man i could never do it on my parents bed. would be too fucking weird/disgusting knowing thats where they sleep and have sex...

and to everyones whos had sex in a shower/swimming pool, sure its so hot, but its not that fun once you way the pros/cons. the water is not evena good lubricant and just makes it less luberay.

[stayforawhile]

- on a park bench
- on a boulder in the middle of a creek
- inside a tube slide at a park
- on a picnic table
- in the middle of a hiking path

[aolsux]

Corn field
Girlfriend' uncle' pool while they were home
Under a blanket on the beach in the middle of the day with people around
Children's play house at a friends house in the middle of the day
Drunken sex in the middle of the floor with people passed out around us

and countless road head

[kwsqd]

when I get air head, this thread will cease to exist.

[c_rob2700]

Movie theater :woot:

Generic, but it was quite the fun. lol left the condoms in the seats

[kwsqd]

left used condoms there...?

[c_rob2700]

Yeah, the usher was one of my friends and I'm a douche

[Sventhegreat]

Yeah, the usher was one of my friends and I'm a douche

This was hilarious. Just outright admits that you're a douche.

[BearTheMan]

In the middle of a street at 3 in the morning. It was also below the crest of a hill so if a car came we'd be fucked. alcohol does things... :/

[Un'Aria Ancora]

Golf course at night. Favorite and sadly the craziest.

[keyofhappy]

The back of a Volkswagen.

fucking love mallrats.

[phil19]

screamed in pain????? that would not be a turn on.....well some guys do like that

yeah, in pain. i think it hurt quite a bit. i felt awful and its definately turned me off

[4N6 science]

why not?if its pics you need. its pics ill get.

Lets see them pics then. If I get legit ones, I will believe you and say so on here.

[Kgod]

In front of the computer. By myself.

lmao

[CstSnow]

Not too exciting. If you look it up, Modesto CA is the city with the greatest Grand Theft Auto numbers of the country. Without giving out too many details, I was just the middle man. The sex was definitely not part of the original plan, but I kind of diverted and took advantage of the opportunity I guess.

Typical central valley/Modest trash.

[AJ F]

Typical central valley/Modest trash.

Dude I was like 18. I would have had sex in a fucking bowling alley if the opportunity presented itself.

[CstSnow]

Dude I was like 18. I would have had sex in a fucking bowling alley if the opportunity presented itself.

I was less referring to the sleazy sex, instead was focusing on the fact that you were part of a car theft, but those added up make you pretty fucking worthless.

[Kassie09]

when I get air head, this thread will cease to exist.

Unless you plan on getting air head from some random girl this is not happening.
Just lettin' you know. Where everyone can see. So it is official. No air head.

[kwsqd]

Unless you plan on getting air head from some random girl this is not happening.
Just lettin' you know. Where everyone can see. So it is official. No air head.
wow... thanks.. :bluesad:

[Kassie09]

wow... thanks.. :bluesad:
When you are flying an airplane is no time for such shenanigans, jeeze Ken.

[lovely864md]

Hahahahahahahahhahahaha

[kwsqd]

When you are flying an airplane is no time for such shenanigans, jeeze Ken.
autopilot kthx

[Kassie09]

autopilot kthx

fuck no, going up in that airplane was scary enough, i kept thinking we were gonna fall so i don't need to be performing a sexual act whenever i die, dickwad.

[Kassie09]

Hahahahahahahahhahahaha
lollllllllllll @ Ken

[kwsqd]

fuck no, going up in that airplane was scary enough, i kept thinking we were gonna fall so i don't need to be performing a sexual act whenever i die, dickwad.
it's like road head but a lot more bad ass. come on.

[lovely864md]

Ken took you in his aeroplane and you guys didn't fly to see me?

[Kassie09]

it's like road head but a lot more bad ass. come on.

no.
k.


Ken took you in his aeroplane and you guys didn't fly to see me?

OH MY GOD WE SHOULD HAVE! Wtf, ken, i hate you why didn't we go see mary?

Actually, we didnt really go anywhere cause i was scared lol

[lovely864md]

no.
k.




OH MY GOD WE SHOULD HAVE! Wtf, ken, i hate you why didn't we go see mary?

Actually, we didnt really go anywhere cause i was scared lol

Yeah what the hell. When are you coming to Torontooo anyways? Ken told me today that I should come to Virginia Beach ahahaha

[Kassie09]

Yeah what the hell. When are you coming to Torontooo anyways? Ken told me today that I should come to Virginia Beach ahahaha

I wanna go to Toronto so badly but i dunnooo!

YOU SHOULLD If there was anyway you could, you are so invited my friends wont notice you

[AJ F]

I was less referring to the sleazy sex, instead was focusing on the fact that you were part of a car theft, but those added up make you pretty fucking worthless.

Well not of all of us can grow up to be angels with the perfect life like you. I've done worse than steal a car before, and I'm not proud of it. Think what you want, but I'm not worthless just because I've made mistakes in the past. Statements like that just show off your own immaturity.

[lovely864md]

I wanna go to Toronto so badly but i dunnooo!

YOU SHOULLD If there was anyway you could, you are so invited my friends wont notice you

What the hell, you and Amanda should come this summer as a before college thing.

Hahaha I'd love to but I think "Mom, I'm going to Virginia beach with some cool kids from the internet" might not go over so well. I'm actually going to be in Virginia though! Only not til the end of August and in Woodbridge by DC.

[Kassie09]

What the hell, you and Amanda should come this summer as a before college thing.

Hahaha I'd love to but I think "Mom, I'm going to Virginia beach with some cool kids from the internet" might not go over so well. I'm actually going to be in Virginia though! Only not til the end of August and in Woodbridge by DC.

Amanda is a little bitch lately, idk if she'd wanna go. :(
I wanna go though.

she would be down with that, were good peoples.

[CstSnow]

Well not of all of us can grow up to be angels with the perfect life like you. I've done worse than steal a car before, and I'm not proud of it. Think what you want, but I'm not worthless just because I've made mistakes in the past. Statements like that just show off your own immaturity.

Yes just because I have never stolen a car that means I have lived a perfect life....great logic buddy.

[lovely864md]

Amanda is a little bitch lately, idk if she'd wanna go. :(
I wanna go though.

she would be down with that, were good peoples.

Shitty. Make her stop being a bitch! You should come when there's a good show here and we can go make fun of the silly Rochester teenagers together.

Bitch is still undecided about letting me and Chelsea go to LA next spring break to visit Bri and I'll be 18 then. Soo I kinda doubt it!

[Kassie09]

Shitty. Make her stop being a bitch! You should come when there's a good show here and we can go make fun of the silly Rochester teenagers together.

Bitch is still undecided about letting me and Chelsea go to LA next spring break to visit Bri and I'll be 18 then. Soo I kinda doubt it!

Hahaha, silly Rochestorians

Why is bri in la?

[AJ F]

Yes just because I have never stolen a car that means I have lived a perfect life....great logic buddy.

No, but I can see your from Monterey, a nice upper-class California city, and you also started this conversation by calling the entire Central Valley "trash". So I'm going to have to infer that your a pretty vain individual. And a hypocrit.

[lovely864md]

Hahaha, silly Rochestorians

Why is bri in la?

We talk funny supposedly, other people make fun of us. I myself talk like Sean Connery if you listen to my dad.

Well she's not yet but she will be. She's joining a famous bellydancing troupe there, she's been out there a bunch this year and won two huge competitions there and got sponsored to go to Korea for a worldwide one, which she also won last week. Pretty much she's fucking amazing.

[Kassie09]

We talk funny supposedly, other people make fun of us. I myself talk like Sean Connery if you listen to my dad.

Well she's not yet but she will be. She's joining a famous bellydancing troupe there, she's been out there a bunch this year and won two huge competitions there and got sponsored to go to Korea for a worldwide one, which she also won last week. Pretty much she's fucking amazing.

Holy shit she must be! Woaaaah, that's really awesome.

[lovely864md]

Holy shit she must be! Woaaaah, that's really awesome.

Yeah it's insane, I'm so freaking jealous. She's graduating a semester early so she can go out there. The exciting news is I might get to go to LA at which point I may never emerge again.

[Kassie09]

Yeah it's insane, I'm so freaking jealous. She's graduating a semester early so she can go out there. The exciting news is I might get to go to LA at which point I may never emerge again.

I am jealous and i don't even know her
your mom should let you go.

[lovely864md]

You are her though you have the same fucking voice! I'm going to call you sometime when I'm with her and you are going to have a conversation with your voice doppleganger.

Yeah she should too bad she's a megacunt. I spent $50 on doing nice shit for her and she spent 10 minutes bitching at me about how I owe her 60. Hmmm

[Kassie09]

You are her though you have the same fucking voice! I'm going to call you sometime when I'm with her and you are going to have a conversation with your voice doppleganger.

Yeah she should too bad she's a megacunt. I spent $50 on doing nice shit for her and she spent 10 minutes bitching at me about how I owe her 60. Hmmm

I basically am her without talent.

she sounnds rather bitchtastic

[CstSnow]

No, but I can see your from Monterey, a nice upper-class California city, and you also started this conversation by calling the entire Central Valley "trash". So I'm going to have to infer that your a pretty vain individual. And a hypocrit.

Or I'm from the central valley/Merced originally, was pretty sickened with the general population in the whole area, and moved to Monterey for school then stayed afterwards, but great job with your inference.

Oh and I said that was typical behavior of the trash in the central valley, which doesnt mean everyone living in the area is trash, just those who do crap like that.

[lightcollapse]

Not even crazy enough to do the shower, wouldn't be able to hear if parents came home.

[aolsux]

I want to get blown while on AP...I'll call it receiving Beringer, and it'll be good but she'll have on Kanye sunglasses and Underoath will be blasting in the background. I cannot wait to cum to "THIS IS MY PANIC!!!!!!! THIS IS MY COAT OF ARMS!!!!!1"

[AJ F]

Or I'm from the central valley/Merced originally, was pretty sickened with the general population in the whole area, and moved to Monterey for school then stayed afterwards, but great job with your inference.

Oh and I said that was typical behavior of the trash in the central valley, which doesnt mean everyone living in the area is trash, just those who do crap like that.

Well, strange guy from the internet, I guess I got you pegged all wrong. Guess I'm just going to have to live with the fact that you think I'm trash for something that happened years ago. Fuck it, I'll just go cruise by the Jr. High School and hit on the babes from my white trash mom's ford escort.

[CstSnow]

Well, strange guy from the internet, I guess I got you pegged all wrong. Guess I'm just going to have to live with the fact that you think I'm trash for something that happened years ago. Fuck it, I'll just go cruise by the Jr. High School and hit on the babes from my white trash mom's ford escort.

Haha whatever man, congratulations on not being a car thief anymore...at least you have that going for you.

[AndrewIcex]

At the computer... while posting on AP.net.

Thank you, thank you.

[killerswells]

totally god head while posting on AP. awesome.

[jco3]

I'm 18 and I have yet to have any sexual encounters. FUCK!!! WHY ME???!!!!

[kafe]

Not even crazy enough to do the shower, wouldn't be able to hear if parents came home.

Bed sex is the best/most comfortable anyway.

[CKY2K_Chicka777]

in a school bus ---that was used for emergency evacs, lol, no one ever went back there

it was pretty dusty too :D

[OdeToTheSun]

I'm 18 and I have yet to have any sexual encounters. FUCK!!! WHY ME???!!!!
Haha, I feel your pain. I think it'll finally happen this summer to me though hopefully.

[AndrewIcex]

in a school bus ---that was used for emergency evacs, lol, no one ever went back there

it was pretty dusty too :D

While listening to CKY? haha.

Did the dust take part in the festivities too?

[CKY2K_Chicka777]

While listening to CKY? haha.

Did the dust take part in the festivities too?


Pshaw, i wish... not really

oh ya you bet it did :biggrin:

[hellogorgeous]

abercrombie and fitch on the registers

[voncorn]

I'm 18 and I have yet to have any sexual encounters. FUCK!!! WHY ME???!!!!

I'm 18 and I've received head, kissed a girl's naked body just about all over, and fingered pussy But I have yet to have intercourse with any girl. I passed up the opportunity when I was asked. I shouldn't have. Most of my friends are younger have gotten laid pretty easily, it's frustrating.

[Paulb-182]

round the back of a British Home Stores shop in the middle of the day

[gumpwumper]

amtrack train bathroom on new years eve

[gumpwumper]

I once jerked off while driving. Does that fit in this thread?

i loled irl

[AndrewIcex]

abercrombie and fitch on the registers

Haha interesting... but how the hell did you get past the god awful aroma that just sits inside of that store?

Like it smells like 400 different terrible perfumes and colognes all put into one terrible store haha. Sex while smelling that, well that might just be too overwhelming for me, but I guess if you can snatch that spot on the list of possible places, why not do it? haha.

[limepomegranate]

on my boyfriend's sink while his dad was in the next room lol i kept hitting my head on the mirror and the cabinent doors were banging. he HAD to know lol

[limepomegranate]

Haha interesting... but how the hell did you get past the god awful aroma that just sits inside of that store?

Like it smells like 400 different terrible perfumes and colognes all put into one terrible store haha. Sex while smelling that, well that might just be too overwhelming for me, but I guess if you can snatch that spot on the list of possible places, why not do it? haha.
yea i fucking hate how they spray their perfume/cologne on the clothes! it's DISGUsTing who wants to buy clothes that smell like they've been DOUSED in nasty smelling shit!?

[AndrewIcex]

on my boyfriend's sink while his dad was in the next room lol i kept hitting my head on the mirror and the cabinent doors were banging. he HAD to know lol

Who came up with this idea? Him?

[limepomegranate]

Who came up with this idea? Him?
wellll he leaned in to give me a kiss and one thing led to another...so both of us are guilty deliciously guilty.

[AndrewIcex]

yea i fucking hate how they spray their perfume/cologne on the clothes! it's DISGUsTing who wants to buy clothes that smell like they've been DOUSED in nasty smelling shit!?

Could not have put it better myself, except the "s" and "ing" in the word disgusting of course haha.

[AndrewIcex]

wellll he leaned in to give me a kiss and one thing led to another...so both of us are guilty deliciously guilty.

Ha well........ okay then haha, the "deliciously guilty" caught me off guard, that phrase just made me uncomfortable kinda haha.

[limepomegranate]

Could not have put it better myself, except the "s" and "ing" in the word disgusting of course haha.
oh fuck! sorry i'm not used to my dad's laptop and not to mention my pills for my back are fucking me up!

[limepomegranate]

Ha well........ okay then haha, the "deliciously guilty" caught me off guard, that phrase just made me uncomfortable kinda haha.
bahahaha you are so cute! i am sorry to have made you uncomfortable!

[AndrewIcex]

oh fuck! sorry i'm not used to my dad's laptop and not to mention my pills for my back are fucking me up!
It is all good, no worries at all!

bahahaha you are so cute! i am sorry to have made you uncomfortable!
Its all good too, I was just saying. But yes, secretive sex... even on a counter top that probably caused pain, is deliciously good or guilty or whatever haha, good stuff.

[limepomegranate]

It is all good, no worries at all!


Its all good too, I was just saying. But yes, secretive sex... even on a counter top that probably caused pain, is deliciously good or guilty or whatever haha, good stuff.
hurray! and yes yes it is isn't it?! i hope to do it in crazier places with him! i might read through this thread and pick some lol

[AndrewIcex]

hurray! and yes yes it is isn't it?! i hope to do it in crazier places with him! i might read through this thread and pick some lol

Well good luck on your quest!

[LaDiabla]

Haha interesting... but how the hell did you get past the god awful aroma that just sits inside of that store?

Like it smells like 400 different terrible perfumes and colognes all put into one terrible store haha. Sex while smelling that, well that might just be too overwhelming for me, but I guess if you can snatch that spot on the list of possible places, why not do it? haha.

When I was in London I was looking for the A&F store because I wanted one of their jeans skirts...so I vaguely knew where it was but the way I found it was that the whole street smelled after their perfume. So I just followed the smell.

So I think that is the reason they over use it. It's like Hansel and Gretel of clothing and perfume.

And topic related, I had sex in a hot tub, not that crazy but quite satisfiable.

[limepomegranate]

Well good luck on your quest!
thankyou very much!

[AP_Punk]

internet

[LaDiabla]

internet

Have you had sex besides on the interwebz?

[AP_Punk]

Have you had sex besides on the interwebz?

sounds boring!

[AndrewIcex]

When I was in London I was looking for the A&F store because I wanted one of their jeans skirts...so I vaguely knew where it was but the way I found it was that the whole street smelled after their perfume. So I just followed the smell.

So I think that is the reason they over use it. It's like Hansel and Gretel of clothing and perfume.

And topic related, I had sex in a hot tub, not that crazy but quite satisfiable.

That smell theory makes sense, its like their own unique gimmick, good call!

And hot tub sex, yes yes, good stuff.

[LaDiabla]

sounds boring!
:slut:
That smell theory makes sense, its like their own unique gimmick, good call!

And hot tub sex, yes yes, good stuff.

yes its reallllllyyy good stuff!

[Five-Star]

in a pond with a bunch of other people around us and in the backseat of a car on the highway coming from the airport.

[DejaNew]

Nothing too crazy, usually just funny places.
While watching Borat
On the beach at night
On a washing machine
In my neighbor's house
And on Friday, in a corn field

Washing machine was the coolest though.

[Charles777]

Nothing too crazy, usually just funny places.
While watching Borat
On the beach at night
On a washing machine
In my neighbor's house
And on Friday, in a corn field

Washing machine was the coolest though.
This made me laugh

[AP_Punk]

:slut:

:slutkiss:

[Mibabalou]

in my room?

[Charles777]

The Starship Enterprise
Flight 93
The White House
A Metro Station concert
Under Michael Moores hat

[argg_xo]

The Starship Enterprise
Flight 93
The White House
A Metro Station concert
Under Michael Moores hat
i dry heaved when i was forced to see metro station :shrug:

[AndrewIcex]

The Starship Enterprise
Flight 93
The White House
A Metro Station concert
Under Michael Moores hat

:bowdown:

[schmalz]

carwash

[Bruised26]

I have yet to have sex... is it any good?

[theguilt engine]

in a basement classroom at Woodburn Hall on IU's campus.

[Dastly]

on the face of the sun

:-d

[CKY2K_Chicka777]

an abandoned building downtown---an old pub

[MyNameIsRoss]

mile high clubbb




EDIT: obviously lying

[XjoseoleX]

in the hall way btw two apartments with her parents home in one and her grandmother in the other one

[llwilliamsll]

On the highway, with oncoming traffic.
In a bed.

[takemyhand]

When it got dark last summer, and everyone was inside, me and my boyfriend would say we were going on walks... and have sex on the patio in my back yard instead. Haha. Nothing too crazy for me. :/

[AP_Punk]

i'm gonna tell your parents now!

[takemyhand]

:blush:

[AP_Punk]

muahahaha

:twiddles mustache:

[sweetforever]

hot tub
shower

[takemyhand]

Aw but I <3 you,
you wouldn't tell on me D:

[AP_Punk]

Aw but I <3 you,
you wouldn't tell on me D:

hahaa of course not! :highfive:

but i wish i did have a mustache to twiddle around. sigh.

[takemyhand]

:-d

[voncorn]

Did anyone already say mental institution?

[AndrewIcex]

Interesting.

[killerswells]

behind a dollar store on the hood of my parents car.
in my ex's parents bedroom while they were outside gardening.
clearwater beach in the middle of a saturday.
a tanning bed while she was tanning.

[ablueskytragedy]

This thread.

[LaDiabla]

Did anyone already say mental institution?

all they do in mental institutions is screw...nothing else to do.

[killerswells]

all they do in mental institutions is screw...nothing else to do.

agreed. i heard crazies are the best kind of lovers.

[LaDiabla]

agreed. i heard crazies are the best kind of lovers.

yup, I pride myself on that...

[killerswells]

yup, I pride myself on that...

so are you saying you are a crazy. which is saying you are awesome in the sack, which means i am more intrigued by you now.....


how you doin.

[LaDiabla]

so are you saying you are a crazy. which is saying you are awesome in the sack, which means i am more intrigued by you now.....


how you doin.

haha we can discuss those further matters in göttingen haha

im good...just totally hating the weather..how are you?

[killerswells]

haha we can discuss those further matters in göttingen haha

im good...just totally hating the weather..how are you?

the weather here is meh, but no one is at work so i am doing absolutely nothing today except hang around AP. which is awesome.

to keep up with the thread....
i always wanted to have sex in the office, preferably on a copy machine while copying her butt, but only to fullfill all office sex fantasies.

[Animalhill]

In a stopped elevator at Hallmark. We later found out they have a tv monitor by the cash register that records the elevator. Someone got a free show:wave:

[LaDiabla]

the weather here is meh, but no one is at work so i am doing absolutely nothing today except hang around AP. which is awesome.

to keep up with the thread....
i always wanted to have sex in the office, preferably on a copy machine while copying her butt, but only to fullfill all office sex fantasies.

ha, brace yourself with the hardwork, 11.6. there's going to be another holiday haha..

[killerswells]

ha, brace yourself with the hardwork, 11.6. there's going to be another holiday haha..

really? you germans love to take vacations. and i am more than ok with that. haha

[LaDiabla]

really? you germans love to take vacations. and i am more than ok with that. haha

totally 31.05.2009 (So.) Pfingstsonntag
G 01.06.2009 (Mo.) Pfingstmontag
G 11.06.2009 (Do.) Fronleichnam

they should be for all of germany, so make sure to buy enough beer the day before :-d

[killerswells]

totally 31.05.2009 (So.) Pfingstsonntag
G 01.06.2009 (Mo.) Pfingstmontag
G 11.06.2009 (Do.) Fronleichnam

they should be for all of germany, so make sure to buy enough beer the day before :-d

the only downfall of germany is not selling beer on holidays. do these people realize how much money drunk people would spend on alcohol??? it would be a goldmine.

[LaDiabla]

the only downfall of germany is not selling beer on holidays. do these people realize how much money drunk people would spend on alcohol??? it would be a goldmine.

I know, its sooo stupid that stores aren't open on holidays and generally on sundays. It's sp pathetic that in germany (like not nearly as christian as america) the stores are closed on sundays because it's 'gods day'. like anyone cares.

[killerswells]

I know, its sooo stupid that stores aren't open on holidays and generally on sundays. It's sp pathetic that in germany (like not nearly as christian as america) the stores are closed on sundays because it's 'gods day'. like anyone cares.

hahahaha god's day. riiiight, because people will actually go to church instead of sit around the house drinking beer in their underwear. i mean, thats what i do at least.

[LaDiabla]

hahahaha god's day. riiiight, because people will actually go to church instead of sit around the house drinking beer in their underwear. i mean, thats what i do at least.

I know, me too actually.

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w294/madpunk0184/HomerSimpson.jpg

[killerswells]

[QUOTE=LaDiabla;43941362]I know, me too actually.

i think we should take a sunday and drink beer together in homer simpson underwear. you can wear what you want obviously, but im wearing homer simpson underwear.

[LaDiabla]

[QUOTE=LaDiabla;43941362]I know, me too actually.

i think we should take a sunday and drink beer together in homer simpson underwear. you can wear what you want obviously, but im wearing homer simpson underwear.

hotness, we need a pair of those bear shoes too though!

[killerswells]

[QUOTE=killerswells;43941562]

hotness, we need a pair of those bear shoes too though!

hell motherfucking yes.

[hellogorgeous]

Haha interesting... but how the hell did you get past the god awful aroma that just sits inside of that store?

Like it smells like 400 different terrible perfumes and colognes all put into one terrible store haha. Sex while smelling that, well that might just be too overwhelming for me, but I guess if you can snatch that spot on the list of possible places, why not do it? haha.


Hahah. I used to work there-it's only one scent! After awhile it burns your nose so much you can't even tell. Sad, but true.

[anamericangod]

Hahah. I used to work there-it's only one scent! After awhile it burns your nose so much you can't even tell. Sad, but true.

A rare Jennifer sighting.

[kaduck2007]

On the small cage of a 16ft Burmese Python. God I hate snakes. I swear I stared that thing down the whole time, which sounds really creepy as I say it. The other place would have to be in the stairwell at the tenth floor of the Mayo Clinic. That's it for me.

[muttley]

in an elevator.

talk about a quickie.

not sure how crazy they are but:
in my gf living room while her folks were in the next room numerous times
numerous park benches
spa
pool table
gave some digits to her on the beach while her lil cousin was sitting next to us
some more digits while i was driving and her other lil cousin was in the back seat
thats all i can think of at the moment

the cousin thing is a little creepy...

...and you're 16?

i was thinking the same thing.

[caress me down]

On a snake cage? I can't picture that being comfortable/enjoyable

[spritelybrin]

in a basement classroom at Woodburn Hall on IU's campus.
yay IU!! lol...too bad ive only had sexual relations at PU...booo! lol

[spritelybrin]

Haha interesting... but how the hell did you get past the god awful aroma that just sits inside of that store?

Like it smells like 400 different terrible perfumes and colognes all put into one terrible store haha. Sex while smelling that, well that might just be too overwhelming for me, but I guess if you can snatch that spot on the list of possible places, why not do it? haha.
oh man i used to work there back in the day lol..and we had to spray the racks with the perfume everyyy half hour!! lol...but i guess now they have it installed soo its down automatically and the employees dont have to do it anymore..it would give me the worst headaches! no joke lol....i dont think they'd let me work there anymore tho these days lol

[cauterize_this]

Mine wasn't a weird place, but a deadly situation. My bf and I found a little swimming hole one day with a shale beach and some rapids. A thunder storm started, and so for some reason we decided to go have sex on a flat rock in between the rapids at the top. It was awesome.. pouring rain, super humid day, lightning, rapids and everything combined made it super romantic and quite nice. :)

[spritelybrin]

hmm idk if i got anything really crazy...umm...
well pretty much every room in my ex's house but his parents and his lil sisters rooms lol...as well as the stairs and kitchen counter and computer chair lol umm..there were a lotttt of times where we were on the couch and his parents were literally in their room 6/7 feet down the hall lol..and once his dad come home early!! good thing we were under the blanket!eep!
a couple random neighborhoods(just kinda pulled over somewhere lol) and parking lots? lol
once at the PNC Apts parking lot...in the jeep...omg ppl kept coming in and out of there! i hope they didnt see us in the there! lol
he tried once at his work's bathroon but it was fuckin filthy and disgusting lol...he worked at a car wash as a summer job lol

[muttley]

hmm idk if i got anything really crazy...umm...
well pretty much every room in my ex's house but his parents and his lil sisters rooms lol...as well as the stairs and kitchen counter and computer chair lol umm..there were a lotttt of times where we were on the couch and his parents were literally in their room 6/7 feet down the hall lol..and once his dad come home early!! good thing we were under the blanket!eep!
a couple random neighborhoods(just kinda pulled over somewhere lol) and parking lots? lol
once at the PNC Apts parking lot...in the jeep...omg ppl kept coming in and out of there! i hope they didnt see us in the there! lol
he tried once at his work's bathroon but it was fuckin filthy and disgusting lol...he worked at a car wash as a summer job lol

"i gotta' get me a jeep!"

[limepomegranate]

hmm idk if i got anything really crazy...umm...
well pretty much every room in my ex's house but his parents and his lil sisters rooms lol...as well as the stairs and kitchen counter and computer chair lol umm..there were a lotttt of times where we were on the couch and his parents were literally in their room 6/7 feet down the hall lol..and once his dad come home early!! good thing we were under the blanket!eep!
a couple random neighborhoods(just kinda pulled over somewhere lol) and parking lots? lol
once at the PNC Apts parking lot...in the jeep...omg ppl kept coming in and out of there! i hope they didnt see us in the there! lol
he tried once at his work's bathroon but it was fuckin filthy and disgusting lol...he worked at a car wash as a summer job lol
omg omg omg omg omg omg

[spritelybrin]

omg omg omg omg omg omg
is that a bad omg or a surprised omg or idk? lol

[limepomegranate]

is that a bad omg or a surprised omg or idk? lol
i'm not quite sure myself

[spritelybrin]

i'm not quite sure myself
hahaha ok...i thought mine was pretty tame compared to some of the others id read...

[limepomegranate]

hahaha ok...i thought mine was pretty tame compared to some of the others id read...
yea like the snake cage?

[yoyostring]

in an abandoned house, but then this guy with a mask came and killed her. bummer.

[killerswells]

"i gotta' get me a jeep!"

i got me a jeep. and let me tell you, jeep = sexy time

[Charles777]

in an abandoned house, but then this guy with a mask came and killed her. bummer.

Man, that sucks.

[EmaleeMae]

In the Georgia Dome on the fifty yard line while the dirty birds kick for three.
Haha, Luda.

[AndrewIcex]

oh man i used to work there back in the day lol..and we had to spray the racks with the perfume everyyy half hour!! lol...but i guess now they have it installed soo its down automatically and the employees dont have to do it anymore..it would give me the worst headaches! no joke lol....i dont think they'd let me work there anymore tho these days lol
Haha they definitely go overboard with the smell, I can totally imagine I would get a terrible headache.

[Five-Star]

in an abandoned house, but then this guy with a mask came and killed her. bummer.

he let you go?

[yoyostring]

he let you go?

i threw her at him and ran away..then stopped at a nearby diner and had the best pancakes EVER!

[Five-Star]

awesome

[hellogorgeous]

A rare Jennifer sighting.


Miss you! :wave:

[youenvydoug]

-Head in a porta-potty.
-On her mom's bed.
I don't think that's too exciting though.

[Animalhill]

-Head in a porta-potty.
-On her mom's bed.
I don't think that's too exciting though.
Fucking gross.

[Five-Star]

lmaoooo word.

[youenvydoug]

Fucking gross.

lol I know.
It was not one of my brightest moments.

[Five-Star]

wont step foot in one of those things.

[youenvydoug]

It didn't smell bad at least. = |

[AndrewIcex]

lol I know.
It was not one of my brightest moments.

Sir sorry... but Idontenvydoug

[Animalhill]

Sir sorry... but Idontenvydoug
:worship:

[Five-Star]

doug will not be happy.

[AndrewIcex]

:thumbup::overhead::bow:

Edit: That's okay, doug does gross things.

[youenvydoug]

hahahahaha. =]

There has to be someone that has had a sexual experience in a worse place than me.

[Animalhill]

:thumbup::overhead::bow:

Edit: That's okay, doug does gross things.
Haha whats up dude? I am once again rotting under the micromanagement of Corporate America.

[Animalhill]

hahahahaha. =]

There has to be someone that has had a sexual experience in a worse place than me.
Haha we were jost joking dude. Mine was pretty bad if you had read in the previous couple pages. I was in a stopped elevator in Hallmark (only two stories by the way). It turns out they have monitors at the cash register with constant video feed from the elevators (which I found out a year later). I imagine some lonely women smelling candles got quite the show.

[AndrewIcex]

hahahahaha. =]

There has to be someone that has had a sexual experience in a worse place than me.
I dunno dude.. most people wont STEP in one of those things... but to have intercourse in them? That is mind blowing... I cannot even comprehend it hardly.

Haha whats up dude? I am once again rotting under the micromanagement of Corporate America.
Haha not tooo much dude, just waiting on going to work... I work at 4, so from about 3:30-12 I wont be on so I am trying to get my AP.net fix now haha.

EDIT: I was not joking, to clear things up haha. Istilldontenvydoug

[Five-Star]

DAMN

my worse was behind denny's, i swear i seen the lady in the drive thru window looking at us.

[WhitestKidUKnow]

Haha we were jost joking dude. Mine was pretty bad if you had read in the previous couple pages. I was in a stopped elevator in Hallmark (only two stories by the way). It turns out they have monitors at the cash register with constant video feed from the elevators (which I found out a year later). I imagine some lonely women smelling candles got quite the show.

hahahahahhahah that's great.

[AndrewIcex]

DAMN

my worse was behind denny's, i swear i seen the lady in the drive thru window looking at us.
"Lets not go to this Denny's, lets go to the good one" definitely suits this situation.