View Full Version : birth control?
.sumer.nicole.
05/13/09, 07:45 AM
my mom wants to put me on the pill, but it's 'my responsibility' to look up the right kind and then ask the doctor. wtf.
i've fucking searched every health website possible & i can't find a damn thing.
does anyone have any advice as to which would be best?
bluecrunchy
05/13/09, 08:07 AM
Don't have sex. All your private parts will fall off.
voncorn
05/13/09, 08:38 AM
Don't have sex. All your private parts will fall off.
Sventhegreat
05/13/09, 08:42 AM
Don't have sex. All your private parts will fall off.
Don't have sex. All your private parts will fall off.
WhitestKidUKnow
05/13/09, 08:50 AM
Don't have sex. All your private parts will fall off.
FemaleCuckold
05/13/09, 08:50 AM
Don't have sex. All your private parts will fall off.
Don't have private parts. All your sex with fall off.
Yontsey
05/13/09, 08:54 AM
Don't have private parts. All your sex with fall off.
Seriously.
Don't have private sex parts. All your base are belong to us.
bigblue2015
05/13/09, 08:58 AM
Don't have private sex. All your parts will fall off.
I can't believe this ***** use my name for pickin up dimes but
Get em high, I need some tracks you tryin to pull tracks out
And my rhymes as fittin to blow you tryin to blow back south
Well ok, you twisted my arm, I'll assist with the charm, aiyyo
Ain't you meet that chick at that conference with your mom?
And she's the bomb, boy she got the boujI behavior
Always got somethin to say like a bookee playa hater
Anyway, I don't usualy fuck the internet
Girls with birth control stuck to their arm like Nicorette
You really fuckin that much, you tryin to get off cigarettes
And she think it's fly, she ain't met a real ***** yet
I appoligize if I come off a little inconsiderate
I got the bubble cush and the sister could get a hit of it
take advice from Talib Kweli.
Charles777
05/13/09, 09:04 AM
lol at that streak
Ryan Mills
05/13/09, 09:11 AM
This is what the physician is for. Your knowledge base compared to your doctor's is inconsequential even if you research as much as you can. Ask him or her to explain your options and make a recommendation, and go with that.
Blaise&Panthia.
05/13/09, 09:12 AM
Don't have private sex parts. All your base are belong to us.
Ahahahaha at this.
Mibabalou
05/13/09, 09:19 AM
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mattmatumbo
05/13/09, 09:28 AM
Weirdest streak ever, but it made me laugh.
billyboatkid
05/13/09, 09:33 AM
Anyone hear about them developing Male Birth Control. There was an article on AOL.
Apparently it's very effective.
Kassie09
05/13/09, 09:36 AM
I heard about that, men should all take that.
And then in combination with birthcontrol pills for women, there would be like, no chance of babies/no condoms needed unless you have sex with std riddled whores. Sounds win win.
jagermeister
05/13/09, 11:13 AM
Stick to blowjobs, titfuck, anal and butcheek fucking. Vaginal lip fucking is an option if you can handle it.
SouthernCross40
05/13/09, 02:01 PM
Stick to blowjobs, titfuck, anal and butcheek fucking. Vaginal lip fucking is an option if you can handle it.
Yeah, I mean it would be a shame to ruin your purity so young...
screamoutmyname
05/13/09, 02:05 PM
do not have sex, or you will get pregnant and die.
keyofhappy
05/13/09, 03:00 PM
do not have sex, or you will get pregnant and die.
anamericangod
05/13/09, 03:02 PM
Why is your phone number your user title...
1mastalker
05/13/09, 03:27 PM
I CAN'T BELIEVE I FINALLY GET TO SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
Anal.
:thumbup::thumbup::irule::irule:
do not have sex, or you will get pregnant and die.
.sumer.nicole.
05/13/09, 03:36 PM
Why is your phone number your user title...
why do you care? wow. is it really that big of a fucking deal that ppl have to ask?
goddamn i'll change it. :]
.sumer.nicole.
05/13/09, 03:37 PM
i wish you would die. :]
samsara
05/13/09, 03:44 PM
i wish YOU would die.
anamericangod
05/13/09, 03:45 PM
why do you care? wow. is it really that big of a fucking deal that ppl have to ask?
goddamn i'll change it. :]
i wish you would die. :]
Well this isn't an overreaction at all.
keyofhappy
05/13/09, 03:47 PM
i concur sir.
Kassie09
05/13/09, 03:47 PM
can we text?
i think yer really nice lol:]
Getup and Dance
05/13/09, 03:55 PM
Birth control is for losers.
inyoursea
05/13/09, 03:59 PM
haha birth control..are you really getting that much action that it's necessary?
RuckerPark
05/13/09, 04:01 PM
get the shot! my friend's dad is a doctor and that's the main one he recommends based solely on the fact that you don't have to take it daily and it lasts 9 months. look into it.
Can't find information about the pill on the internet? :lol:
Can't find information about the pill on the internet? :lol:
you'd better not make fun of her. she's br00tal jk.
SonEric84
05/13/09, 06:18 PM
Those first replies were fucking priceless...should have kept it going.
awesome thread!!
seriously though, go see your doctor and talk with them about it. its really not that hard
zubinmoosa
05/13/09, 06:44 PM
Have you gotten rid of your pussy troll yet?
argg_xo
05/13/09, 06:45 PM
you could go to planned parenthood and talk to someone.......or wear a purity ring like the jonas brothers.
Max_123
05/13/09, 06:49 PM
Anyone hear about them developing Male Birth Control. There was an article on AOL.
Apparently it's very effective.
haha I heard about that but didn't read the article
what does it say?
SanePsychotic
05/13/09, 06:51 PM
Or you could not have sex. I mean, you're 17 - you have the rest of your life to worry about birth control and the like. Just don't do it.
Remember, your sexuality is a very special gift worth respecting and protecting!
Thank you mediocre sex education class!
PezMullet
05/13/09, 07:32 PM
Or you could not have sex. I mean, you're 17 - you have the rest of your life to worry about birth control and the like. Just don't do it.
Remember, your sexuality is a very special gift worth respecting and protecting!
Thank you mediocre sex education class!
Thanks for ruining this thread
lovely864md
05/13/09, 08:20 PM
I heard about that, men should all take that.
And then in combination with birthcontrol pills for women, there would be like, no chance of babies/no condoms needed unless you have sex with std riddled whores. Sounds win win.
Like yourself?
can we text?
i think yer really nice lol:]
HOTEMO V 2.0!!
Anywho, your doctor will recommend you what they think you should take. And if you want to know more about it I'm sure they can provide more resources for you. Just, ya know, ask.
Kassie09
05/13/09, 08:49 PM
Like yourself?
HOTEMO V 2.0!!
Anywho, your doctor will recommend you what they think you should take. And if you want to know more about it I'm sure they can provide more resources for you. Just, ya know, ask.
HAHAHAHA, I know, I was tryin' to make a new little friennn' :] lol ya
lovely864md
05/13/09, 09:06 PM
HAHAHAHA, I know, I was tryin' to make a new little friennn' :] lol ya
Hahahaha. I miss my lady friend MST.
Kassie09
05/13/09, 09:11 PM
Hahahaha. I miss my lady friend MST.
I wanted a new love interest, convincing that girl i was bisexual and in love with her was honestly the best thread i have ever experienced.
MST is amazing, i miss her i hope she's doing well ~*singing*~
lovely864md
05/13/09, 09:14 PM
I wanted a new love interest, convincing that girl i was bisexual and in love with her was honestly the best thread i have ever experienced.
MST is amazing, i miss her i hope she's doing well ~*singing*~
That thread is still in existence too! I've reread bits the few times it's popped back up.
MST is probably selling herself for crack money on a street corner. Bless her.
Kassie09
05/13/09, 09:16 PM
That thread is still in existence too! I've reread bits the few times it's popped back up.
MST is probably selling herself for crack money on a street corner. Bless her.
Mary, let's go save her.
lovely864md
05/13/09, 09:17 PM
Mary, let's go save her.
We're going to Germany??? We can stay with my brother!
Kassie09
05/13/09, 09:19 PM
We're going to Germany??? We can stay with my brother!
The hot brother?
Oh hey, i get his bed. with him. js.
lovely864md
05/13/09, 09:22 PM
The hot brother?
Oh hey, i get his bed. with him. js.
...no, not the one you think is hot, the dickbag. But it's cool I can kill him and we can get drunk off his collection of fine wines and beers. Play pong with them and whatnot.
Kassie09
05/13/09, 09:28 PM
...no, not the one you think is hot, the dickbag. But it's cool I can kill him and we can get drunk off his collection of fine wines and beers. Play pong with them and whatnot.
oh well i will sleep in his bed and sex him anyway, k? k
zion the lion
05/13/09, 09:29 PM
my mom wants to put me on the pill, but it's 'my responsibility' to look up the right kind and then ask the doctor. wtf.
i've fucking searched every health website possible & i can't find a damn thing.
does anyone have any advice as to which would be best?
When you go to your gynecologist and say you want to be put on the pill, he or she will talk to you about what is the best option...they usually have a little book that weighs the pros and cons of each method (whether it be the shot, the plastic implant in the arm, the daily pill, or the iud). Then they'll talk to you about which method is right for you (they usually dont put iud's in women under a certain age unless they're ultra sluts). The shot made one of my friends gain 75 pounds. If youre going to take a birth control pill without taking the placebo's just keep in mind (and this is something my doctor didnt tell me) it's going to make your body think it's pregnant which means some things that happen to a woman before she goes into labor will happen to you at one point or another.
I knew nothing about birth control last year when I went in for some, and my doctor told me almost all I know about it now.
oh well i will sleep in his bed and sex him anyway, k? k
no you won't. js.
lovely864md
05/13/09, 09:29 PM
oh well i will sleep in his bed and sex him anyway, k? k
He doesn't like womennn! Or men. Just fine food and museums. He's a dickbag!
lovely864md
05/13/09, 09:30 PM
No worries Kendra I'll keep her slut ways under control.
Kassie09
05/13/09, 09:30 PM
He doesn't like womennn! Or men. Just fine food and museums. He's a dickbag!
I will make him like women, I will make him come around.
WORDPLAY, RIGHT THERE!
lovely864md
05/13/09, 09:33 PM
thanks mere
No problem, I'll just tie a string around her neck and if I feel it start to go up and down I'll give it a tug.
I will make him like women, I will make him come around.
WORDPLAY, RIGHT THERE!
Getting off track though! Point of this mission is to get drunk and find the sexiest woman alive. Then on to Amsterdam.
Kassie09
05/13/09, 09:41 PM
No problem, I'll just tie a string around her neck and if I feel it start to go up and down I'll give it a tug.
Getting off track though! Point of this mission is to get drunk and find the sexiest woman alive. Then on to Amsterdam.
HAHAHAHAHA, she is sexy. but she is all mine, jsyk.
to smoke weed?
okay!
lovely864md
05/13/09, 09:44 PM
HAHAHAHAHA, she is sexy. but she is all mine, jsyk.
to smoke weed?
okay!
What the shit we both know she was mine you had hotemo! I will fight you to the death.
To partake in whatever debauchery we can get our hands on! And then on to Scotland to get drunk for free with my bartender friend.
Kassie09
05/13/09, 09:46 PM
What the shit we both know she was mine you had hotemo! I will fight you to the death.
To partake in whatever debauchery we can get our hands on! And then on to Scotland to get drunk for free with my bartender friend.
I get all the women.
i am down for all the weed and alcohol!
lovely864md
05/13/09, 09:50 PM
I get all the women.
i am down for all the weed and alcohol!
No fucking way since when are you the lesbian here! I'm closer than you! Read: more desperate and a slutty drunk
Kassie09
05/13/09, 09:52 PM
No fucking way since when are you the lesbian here! I'm closer than you! Read: more desperate and a slutty drunk
Holy shit what else did you do?
lovely864md
05/13/09, 09:54 PM
Holy shit what else did you do?
Nothing I swear! But the conditions are there!
Kassie09
05/13/09, 09:56 PM
Fine, you get the ladies
I get any/all attractive young lads we come across.
lovely864md
05/13/09, 09:59 PM
Bitch I don't want all of them! Actually though you have Ken so by default I DO get everyone. I still do prefer men over ladies, fyi.
CKY2K_Chicka777
05/14/09, 06:03 AM
just get the Implanon
its an implant that goes in your arm, lasts for three years, no period really, just light spotting, (thats what im getting this weekend)
and plus u wont have to freak out about whether you forgot to take it or not
just get the Implanon
its an implant that goes in your arm, lasts for three years, no period really, just light spotting, (thats what im getting this weekend)
and plus u wont have to freak out about whether you forgot to take it or not
completely retarded option. i'm guessing this is new, so the long-term side effects are unknown. if you are too lazy to remember to take your birth control (especially when you can set a daily alarm for it on your phone) then you shouldn't be on birth control.
CKY2K_Chicka777
05/14/09, 06:17 AM
completely retarded option. i'm guessing this is new, so the long-term side effects are unknown. if you are too lazy to remember to take your birth control (especially when you can set a daily alarm for it on your phone) then you shouldn't be on birth control.
ACTUALLY its been widely used in europe for quite a while now
and the side affects are the same for the pill as implanon too
and its not laziness, its just some people would rather not have their period at all instead of having it 4 times a year
and its more effective than the pill and there are over 80 varieties of the pill and they all work differently with each person versus implanon works the same for everyone
SomedayTheFire
05/14/09, 07:35 AM
ACTUALLY its been widely used in europe for quite a while now
and the side affects are the same for the pill as implanon too
and its not laziness, its just some people would rather not have their period at all instead of having it 4 times a year
and its more effective than the pill and there are over 80 varieties of the pill and they all work differently with each person versus implanon works the same for everyone
What? Implanon doesn't stop every girl's period, that only affects 20%
fadedmemories
05/14/09, 08:57 AM
I find it hard to believe that the OP is a real female.
wroteurname
05/14/09, 10:06 AM
in the butt = no kids.
The only form of birth control that matters.
wroteurname
05/14/09, 10:22 AM
Why is your phone number your user title...
Damnit dude, she changed it before I had a chance to see it and call her up and be like "hey girlie." THANKS
lovely864md
05/14/09, 11:40 AM
She posted her phone number on the internet???
CKY2K_Chicka777
05/14/09, 11:46 AM
What? Implanon doesn't stop every girl's period, that only affects 20%
well thank you Doctor
and it doesnt COMPLETELY stop it, there is light spotting /breathrough bleeding
SomedayTheFire
05/14/09, 11:53 AM
well thank you Doctor
and it doesnt COMPLETELY stop it, there is light spotting /breathrough bleeding
Hahaha Doctor? no one of my friends got it a while ago.
ever heard of anal bitch ?!?!?!?!?!
keyofhappy
05/15/09, 12:58 PM
anal ftw.
txt me pleez my boner is all 4 u
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