The Scenario Game! - Scenario 1

[MaybeOneDay]

Ok, heres a new game i just thought of starting. I will choose an interesting scenario and leave it up for a while. What you have to do is write a response in what you would do in that situation. The winner will be chosen by on what I think the most interesting response is to each scenario. There not going to involve two much thinking as there just simple situations.

+ SCENARIO 1 +
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Your walking down your high school hall at lunch time with your girlfriend. Your praying to yourself that you'll get laid today. Your girlfriend stops in front of the girls washroom and motions you to follow her. You begin doing you-know-what and minutes later the bathroom door bursts open. The principal is standing there looking like hes going to snap. What do you do ?

[TheUsedNoBodie]

look at him, say, "excuse me, don't you have any respect" and continue maxing my bitch out.

[scott]

grab my girlfriend, kick the principal in the balls and run, then realize how dumb i am because my school is loaded with security cameras, then get kicked out of my school?

[MaybeOneDay]

interesting responses. keep em coming other people

[charly horse]

the principal would join us.....cuz of course every guys dream is to have a 3 some with 2 girls...rite

[MaybeOneDay]

any others anyone ? the ones so far have been good

[Screamo]

i would have a narcleptic seizure

[Throwback]

i would probably be like, "oh shit" and sit there like a pussy as he screamed at us

[Frodo]

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
id be like "oh my god she was trying to rape me oh my god oh my god help"

or "hey principle, theres always room for one more"

hahaha fish wins

[kalika]

tell the principal our health teacher told us to do some homework the night before on what we were learning in class (sex ed) and we were just putting the finishing touches on.

[timeslipsby]

i'd curl up into a fetal position and cry "dear god don't hit me, just don't hit me again, i'll do whatever you want.....yes of course i'll be your bitch" and when he's distracted and fielding threating comments from other students who assume that he has just beaten me, i'll take a clean get away to the left down the hall around the corner and out the front door (because i'm a bad ass like that, back doors are for pussy's) then it's on to stealing the first cop car i see for drama and ride it south of the border (south carolina) and take a break to play some minature golf in myrtle beach (they have the best minature golf courses) then get on my way to southern most tip of florida, once there we'll wait on shore for a silly cuban with their raft, stone them till they loss consciousness and take their shoddy water transportation, i figure after two days at sea i should be in cuba smoking cigars with my gf and elian gonzalez (remember him, yea he's my hero) and that's how i would avoid a detention

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by timeslipsby
i'd curl up into a fetal position and cry "dear god don't hit me, just don't hit me again, i'll do whatever you want.....yes of course i'll be your bitch" and when he's distracted and fielding threating comments from other students who assume that he has just beaten me, i'll take a clean get away to the left down the hall around the corner and out the front door (because i'm a bad ass like that, back doors are for pussy's) then it's on to stealing the first cop car i see for drama and ride it south of the border (south carolina) and take a break to play some minature golf in myrtle beach (they have the best minature golf courses) then get on my way to southern most tip of florida, once there we'll wait on shore for a silly cuban with their raft, stone them till they loss consciousness and take their shoddy water transportation, i figure after two days at sea i should be in cuba smoking cigars with my gf and elian gonzalez (remember him, yea he's my hero) and that's how i would avoid a detention

i think we might just have a winner, can anyone top this ?

[kalika]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay25
i think we might just have a winner, can anyone top this ?


take a knife and gut the principal. there i win.

[MaybeOneDay]

i'll be the judge kalika, fine you fuckin win!!!!!! there!happy now?

no you dont win, im sorry

[kalika]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay25
i'll be the judge kalika, fine you fuckin win!!!!!! there!happy now?



yes very. :D


since pwerd aint here yet you wanna help me put my pic up?? im sick of waitin for him.

[AtTheDriveIn.]

leave the girlfriend and go fuck the principal. well. rape him. and kill him. but before i kill him smoke fatties with him.

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by kalika
yes very. :D


since pwerd aint here yet you wanna help me put my pic up?? im sick of waitin for him.

umm, just make a yahoo profile ? send me your pic...do you have aim or msn or icq ?

[kalika]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay25
umm, just make a yahoo profile ? send me your pic...do you have aim or msn or icq ?

k ill try make a yahoo thingy. i have aim and msn.

come to think of it, fuck that ill just send it to you. ur addy pls??

[varock]

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
id be like "oh my god she was trying to rape me oh my god oh my god help"

or "hey principle, theres always room for one more" exactly what i was thinking

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by kalika
k ill try make a yahoo thingy. i have aim and msn.

come to think of it, fuck that ill just send it to you. ur addy pls??

ya, email your pic to me. my addy is midtown555@hotmail.com

[kalika]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay25
ya, email your pic to me. my addy is midtown555@hotmail.com

k i just sent it. :( dont laugh please

[blaarg]

destroy the american capitalist infastructure and create something new and better in the rubble.