Allllright Assholes

[Kgod]

Best way to kill 2 hours before you go out on what your relatively sure it's a date? Go.

[Mibabalou]

fap fap fap

[alert=danger]

Masturbate.

[billyboatkid]

Masturbate for later. Stamina my friend.

[billyboatkid]

Damn, that's gotta be a record. Three in a row hahahaha

[alert=danger]

hahaha nice.
Shows whats on our minds...

[inyoursea]

Sleep.
:whistle:


Then masturbate.

[thesafeword]

Stop listening to The Used and realize that you're 20 years-old.

[samsara]

Yeah what everyone said. Masturbate.

[Kgod]

General consensus says to be dirty with myself... =)

I'd actually rather not. Weird?

[boldt_action]

Stop listening to The Used and realize that 20 years-old.
Grammar owned.

[boldt_action]

Best way to kill 2 hours before you go out on what your relatively sure is a date? Go.
'relatively sure is a date'?

what does that mean?

[Kgod]

'relatively sure is a date'?

what does that mean?

I'm going to correct myself and say it is. An hour ago I thought maybe " she just want's a friend," now I think she actually wants to date me.

Anxiety and stress getting the better of me. Thought if it ends badly, then ill just consider it us hanging out. Goes well, it was a date. You'd think at 20 I'd of grown a pair by now. Nah...

[stayforawhile]

Hahaha oh god you aren't sure if it's a date or not? Are you in the eighth grade?

[boldt_action]

I'm going to correct myself and say it is. An hour ago I thought maybe " she just want's a friend," now I think she actually wants to date me.

Anxiety and stress getting the better of me. Thought if it ends badly, then ill just consider it us hanging out. Goes well, it was a date. You'd think at 20 I'd of grown a pair by now. Nah...
I actually had something like this not long ago...

last night namely.

Haha, not sure what it was, but I guess you just wait and find out.

[JunkyVomit]

Practice all the cheesy lines you're going to say to her infront of the mirror.

[.invisible ink.]

i came in to say fap, but apparently that's been covered already.

[trappedintime]

I came in to say work on some cheesy lines, but apparently that's been covered.

[Guillotine]

Watch Return of the Jedi and impress her with how many Ewok names you can recite by memory.

[davidmest]

take some shots...

[live.]

Jerk it or you'll be sorry!

[Charles777]

Beat your meat.
Choke the chicken.
Whack the weasel.
Simulate sexual intercourse with your hand.

[doppelganger]

glaze some pottery.

[BryterJonah]

Watch Return of the Jedi and impress her with how many Ewok names you can recite by memory.
And dump her if she doesn't fall madly in love with it.

[JunkyVomit]

Watch this video:

p_HQqHLdjvQ

[AP_Punk]

poop

[AJ F]

Pocket some Roofies to slip in her drink when she goes to the bathroom.

[yves.]

poop

this, or else you might have to go during your date.

[JunkyVomit]

this, or else you might have to go during your date.

Hahaha! That would be the worst.

[Hamlet]

fap fap fap

OGC

mmhmm

[.invisible ink.]

Watch Return of the Jedi and impress her with how many Ewok names you can recite by memory.

you sound like you know how to make the ladies swoon.

i love ewoks. I still have my stuffed animals of Princess Kneesaa and Wicket Warrick.

[4N6 science]

you sound like you know how to make the ladies swoon.

i love ewoks. I still have my stuffed animals of Princess Kneesaa and Wicket Warrick.

The spoiler made me lol.

[MarsEatWorld]

The spoiler made me lol.
Your post made me lol.

[4N6 science]

Your post made me lol.

your lol made me lol.

[Richard Maxim]

Stop listening to The Used and realize that you're 20 years-old.


"I'll be just fine pretending I'm not, I'm far from lonely and it's all that I've got"

[AndrewIcex]

2 hours? Strip club, duh.

[jenny_ell]

is this some sort of stupid way for you to brag that you are going on a date?

[Animalhill]

is this some sort of stupid way for you to brag that you are going on a date?
Do people brag about going on a date? I thought its only kosher to brag if you end up tagging her and her best friend...

[Willy McFurgle]

build a fort out of couch cushions and a bed sheet, then go into it with lotion and your favorite grizzly man magazine, and polish the one eyed fun pony.

[Five-Star]

take 3 tylenol pm's

[jonny4star]

Watch Return of the Jedi and impress her with how many Ewok names you can recite by memory.

epic.

[Cheesus]

Grammar owned.

hahaha, brought serious lulz

[boldt_action]

hahaha, brought serious lulz
Oh good god that is one awful profile picture.

[Cheesus]

Oh good god that is one awful profile picture.
hahaha, glad you enjoyed it

[AndrewIcex]

Oh good god that is one awful profile picture.

Holy shhhit, it is scary as hell.

[TheSkyline]

He has a face for a penis! X-)

[RecklessXRandy]

Fap.

[TheByrus]

Start leaving messages on ex's answering machines because you have a better chance of scoring with them.

[Five-Star]

link?

[Ailite]

attempt to shoot cum into your mouth

[AndrewIcex]

cum guzzle

[Kgod]

cum guzzle

Lmao.... gross.

[spritelybrin]

epic.
uhh solid avatar...yay penguins!

[spritelybrin]

2 hours?!...wrap up your other date ....hahaha jk..sorta