View Full Version : What makes you think Jesus was a man ?
reaphux0r
03/12/03, 11:54 AM
he might be a transvestite.
reaphux0r
03/12/03, 11:59 AM
ah, you got me there.
evil zach
03/12/03, 12:01 PM
what makes you think he wasn't schitzophrenic?
reaphux0r
03/12/03, 12:05 PM
what makes you think he wasn't a sifopterautottiscodithunphrenic ?
MaybeOneDay
03/12/03, 12:08 PM
what makes me think jesus was a man ?
Because Jesus had a shaft between his legs, trust me I know.
blackonyx
03/13/03, 02:39 AM
U holy son cocksucker U. Does his dad no?
God(jesus'sdad)
03/13/03, 04:13 AM
Ofcourse i know
AnonomusVsCA
03/13/03, 10:33 AM
what makes you think jesus was real? i put him under the same catagory as Santa clause and the tooth fairy, just another lie your parents told you
my_hands_down
03/13/03, 10:34 AM
Originally posted by AnonomusVsCA
what makes you think jesus was real? i put him under the same catagory as Santa clause and the tooth fairy, just another lie your parents told you
dont forget hot lesbians.
Originally posted by AnonomusVsCA
what makes you think jesus was real? i put him under the same catagory as Santa clause and the tooth fairy, just another lie your parents told you
yeah why do so many people believe in jesus? nobody knows if he was real or not. but the fact that the bible was written by humans, unless they actually had been spoken to by angels or whatever, suggests that he wasn't the son of god, just a figment of some insane guy's imagination
AnonomusVsCA
03/13/03, 10:41 AM
yeh and who knows who really actually wrote the bible... it could have been made up like a few hundred years ago. i have my theories, but i wont share them
i personally think all current religions are all a load of bullshit - sorry if i offended anyone - but why would any one theory be right? there are so many diffdrent religions, all claiming to be true, i reckon people are just scared there's nothing out there so they make stuff up. and for some reason people went along with it
cmon ppl, havent any of you seen dogma?(i think jesus was in it...)
evil zach
03/13/03, 04:39 PM
In canada you can be put in prison for 5 years for claiming to be the second coming of the messiah
thats why i dont live in canada along with many other reasons, like it being a lot french
God(jesus'sdad)
03/13/03, 04:40 PM
actually i enjoy confusing people greatly so i created many religions... heaven is just a huge party... beer, chicks, and punk music...
-God
the_champ_is_here
03/13/03, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by sigh
cmon ppl, havent any of you seen dogma?(i think jesus was in it...)
Jesus is black, accordidng to The 13th apostle.
Originally posted by God(jesus'sdad)
actually i enjoy confusing people greatly so i created many religions... heaven is just a huge party... beer, chicks, and punk music...
-God
now i know youre not god.....
thats for us men. What about the women? And anyways, not all good music is punk, not all punk is good music
God(jesus'sdad)
03/13/03, 04:46 PM
thats section 702... when you die you go to wherever you want to go... you can have beer, chicks, and punk... you can have caffeine free soda, old people card tournaments and opera... its up to you
-God
*laughs mockingly*
Matthew
03/13/03, 04:47 PM
Originally posted by OffBasil
Jesus is black, accordidng to The 13th apostle.
D to the O to the G to the M to the A !
Originally posted by reaphuxwasjesus
god is just a bastard with powerful eyes to look at kids when they're taking a shower.
and i mean bastard. who the fuck are his parents ?
yep, im so hot even god loves to look at me
evil zach
03/13/03, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by OffBasil
Jesus is black, accordidng to The 13th apostle.
Its not geographicly possible for him to have been white
Matthew
03/13/03, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by evil zach
Its not geographicly possible for him to have been white
Jesus was a camel jockey. A sand farmer. A rag head. A carpet rider. A desert ******. An Uba-dubah.
Except we was a jewish one.
blackonyx
03/14/03, 02:19 AM
Hahah... check this out...www.voy.com
Jesus was gay and Mary was a trailer park whore.
John 13
23 There was reclining on (1) Jesus' bosom one of His disciples, (2) whom Jesus loved.
John 19
26 When Jesus then saw His mother, and (1) the disciple whom He loved standing nearby, He said to His mother, "(2) Woman, behold, your son!"
John 21
7 (1) Then the disciple whom Jesus loved said to Peter, "It is the Lord!" As soon as Simon Peter heard him say, "It is the Lord," he wrapped his outer garment around him (for he had taken it off) and jumped into the water.
Luke 7
44 Turning toward the woman, He said to Simon, "Do you see this woman? I entered your house; you (1) gave Me no water for My feet, but she has wet My feet with her tears and wiped them with her hair. 45 "You (2) gave Me no kiss; but she, since the time I came in, has not ceased to kiss My feet. 46 "(3) You did not anoint My head with oil, but she anointed My feet with perfume.
Mark 14
The youth, looking upon him (Jesus), loved him and beseeched that he might remain with him ... they went into the house of the youth ... And after six days, Jesus instructed him and, in the evening, the youth came to him wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the Kingdom of God.
6 DAYS???!!!!
AnonomusVsCA
03/14/03, 09:23 AM
"Jesus was a camel jockey. A sand farmer. A rag head. A carpet rider. A desert ******. An Uba-dubah. "
nice talk
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