View Full Version : The Scenario Game! - Scenario 2
MaybeOneDay
03/12/03, 01:54 PM
I'm proud to announce that in the first scenario of this game, we had a tie, the two winners were as follows:
- FishAlotNBePunk
- timeslipsby
goob job! now on to the second scenario....
+ SCENARIO 2 +
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Your at the grocery store walking up to the cashier. In your hand is a pack of condoms ( lets just pretend the grocery store sells condoms ), which happen to be extra small, and your extremely nervous because this is your first time buying them. You walk up to the only open cashier which happens to be a really hot chick around your age. You hand them to her, as she fights not to laugh. She scans them but cant figure out the price, it wont work. She then proceeds to go over the microphone at her cash, and says ' We Need a Price Check on EXTRA small condoms, I repeat EXTRA small ' for the whole store to hear. Your standing there sweating watching all eyes in the store turn to you. WHAT DO YOU DO ?
AntiCrombie57
03/12/03, 02:03 PM
myself, being a retard, would be like "oh wait, those are extra SMALL? and then run back and get like extra large, to not feel completely stupid.
I'd ask the girl out and hope that she <3's teh smawl c0ck!
notstandingup
03/12/03, 02:18 PM
pull out my dick and let them juge for themselves
say to her hey if your sister doesn't mind why should you?
i would be like... im a clown and i ran out of balloons and this damn store doesnt have regular balloons... and then i would point down to my enormously large feet...
MaybeOneDay
03/12/03, 02:24 PM
all of these have been good so far, keep em coming. this will be hard to choose a winner for.
i'll just pull out my incredibly white penis... the light will reflect off my penis into her eyes... i will then throw 5 bucks onto the register and run out of the store crazily screaming...
Originally posted by coheed&cambria
say to her hey if your sister doesn't mind why should you?
haha i like this one.
dont hit me
03/12/03, 02:37 PM
i would be like "my mom caught my lil brother heving sex with some girl, and she didnt want to get the girl pregnant so she sent me to get some condoms for them."
and if she doesnt buy it
" i like to put them on dogs and see what they do"
buy stuff? im too punk to buy stuff, i steal all my stuff or get it in trash dumpsters
cheez mastah
03/12/03, 02:42 PM
say "its not the size, its how you use it" and then bust out my small chinese wang and put the moves on her right in the middle of the store.
Originally posted by cheez mastah
say "its not the size, its how you use it" and then bust out my small chinese wang and put the moves on her right in the middle of the store.
hahahah love it. i think im gonna get me a job at a supermarket. :D
cheez mastah
03/12/03, 03:07 PM
yeah, you know you love the smawl chinese cawk. ;)
Originally posted by cheez mastah
yeah, you know you love the smawl chinese cawk. ;)
ITS THE A-Z-N FUCK THE REST
AZN PRIDE!
Originally posted by cheez mastah
yeah, you know you love the smawl chinese cawk. ;)
hell yes with sweet an sour sauce
cheez mastah
03/12/03, 03:38 PM
no need, I make my own sauce just for you
Originally posted by cheez mastah
no need, I make my own sauce just for you
i take it you havent seen my pic yet then!!! you wouldnt be sayin that if you had!!!
cheez mastah
03/12/03, 03:47 PM
ive seen it
timeslipsby
03/13/03, 01:48 AM
i'd be like "i'm not embarrased or ashamed of my incredibly small member, there are many advantages to having a small penis, considering that my little friend is so tiny i save money on briefs seeing how i don't need to have so much room in my underwear i can afford to buy the smaller more snug ones, when at the beach i do not need to waste time by standing in the ocean waiting for my erection to cease it's so small to begin with that no one will take notice that i'm sporting wood, there are no uncomfortable moments in the middle of class where i need to reposition my hard on for a more comfortable sitting experience, and since my erection is so short sex last so much longer due the fact that i can't get reach that deep during intercourse, you know that in some african tribes the leader of the tribe is chosen on who has the smallest dick ( i don't know, don't quote me on that), and plus when you're giving me head tonight you will not need to worry about triggering your gag reflex and vomiting, so think twice before you judge a man by the size of his cock" and then after making such and incredible memorable movie like speech with the entire store watching, the cashier will feel bad and come home with me and we would have pity sex all night, the next day i'd make her leave and go on to my next grocery store and do the same thing all over again
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