Paybacks a bitch.....

[dazdncnfusd16]

There is a really long story behind this but skip that and get to the good part. There was this kid i used to hang out with but his family were pieces of shit so one day in his bedroom, I had sex with my ex and afterwards wiped my dick off on his pillow case.

[SonEric84]

Sick bastard. :lol:

[dazdncnfusd16]

yeah i know....but i bet he smells the spot every night before he goes to bed

[MarsEatWorld]

You are too proud of this.

[zion the lion]

I hope you get herpes

[makeshiftmind]

I hope you get herpes
I'll second this

[AJ F]

No. Just no.

[MarsEatWorld]

I hope you get herpes
How is he going to get herpes from wiping his dick on a pillow?

[dazdncnfusd16]

hey zion, you should stop posting and go back to sucking dick in your igloo

[SonEric84]

How is he going to get herpes from wiping his dick on a pillow?



You have to remember, there are 16-year-olds on this website who think making a guy "cum" before sex means you won't get pregnant the second time around.

[phil19]

awesome story. knowing this has made my life complete

[zion the lion]

hey zion, you should stop posting and go back to sucking dick in your igloo

I have never seen or touched an igloo in my life. Try again, but this time without stereotyping me as an alaskan native hunter please.

[billyboatkid]

hahaha

Thread's full of the funnies.

[MarsEatWorld]

You have to remember, there are 16-year-olds on this website who think making a guy "cum" before sex means you won't get pregnant the second time around.
Hahahahahaha.

[mattmatumbo]

hmmm, apparently english is a bitch too.

[MarsEatWorld]

I have never seen or touched an igloo in my life. Try again, but this time without stereotyping me as an alaskan native hunter please.
You told me your best friend was a polar bear and you built igloos all day! You big fat liar!

[Mibabalou]

fuck trees i climb buoys mother fucker

[zion the lion]

You have to remember, there are 16-year-olds on this website who think making a guy "cum" before sex means you won't get pregnant the second time around.

You know my sex theories too well.

You told me your best friend was a polar bear and you built igloos all day! You big fat liar!

Me and harold arent friends anymore.

[SonEric84]

You know my sex theories too well.



That "xica" moron posted it...

[phil19]

fuck trees i climb buoys mother fucker

classic line.
i love that song.
awwwwwshit

[SonEric84]

classic line.
i love that song.
awwwwwshit


I'm partial to "fuck land, I'm on a boat." It's just the delivery really.

[MarsEatWorld]

fuck trees i climb buoys mother fucker
I'm riding on a dolphin!

[phil19]

I'm partial to "fuck land, I'm on a boat." It's just the delivery really.

hahaha
yeah they really nail the delivery on some of the lines.
that whole song is win

[zion the lion]

That "xica" moron posted it...

I would be surprised if she hasnt been pregnant at least once with that kind of logic.

[stayforawhile]

Wow.

[MarsEatWorld]

I would be surprised if she hasnt been pregnant at least once with that kind of logic.
I'm surprised you have internet!

[zion the lion]

I'm surprised you have internet!

I stole it from the polar bears...who are close enough to russia to steal it from them. It's a miracle that a penguin hasnt come along and stole it from me yet.

[MarsEatWorld]

I stole it from the polar bears...who are close enough to russia to steal it from them. It's a miracle that a penguin hasnt come along and stole it from me yet.
I'm surprised the cannibals haven't tried to eat you to steal your internet yet too.

[samsara]

and this is relevant why?

[jagermeister]

Finally, AP is making me aroused again with posts like this.

[zion the lion]

I'm surprised the cannibals haven't tried to eat you to steal your internet yet too.

I ate them all.

[MarsEatWorld]

Finally, AP is making me aroused again with posts like this.
Soon enough you'll be sniffing your pillow, pretending he wiped his dick on it. Oh, fantasies.

[phil19]

Soon enough you'll be sniffing your pillow, pretending he wiped his dick on it. Oh, fantasies.

ooo that sounds hot. i think i might try that later

[Ghostpsalm]

Finally, AP is making me aroused again with posts like this.

sounds like an emotional problem

[Ghostpsalm]

my ex sent me a cell phone video of her getting nailed by some other guy

so i just forwarded it to her dad

[samsara]

oh wow guys are going to have wet dreams tonight becasue of this thread.

[abbysmith]

Okay?

[SonEric84]

my ex sent me a cell phone video of her getting nailed by some other guy

so i just forwarded it to her dad




hahahaha Oh shit, now THAT'S revenge.

[phil19]

my ex sent me a cell phone video of her getting nailed by some other guy

so i just forwarded it to her dad

lol

[Ghostpsalm]

hahahaha Oh shit, now THAT'S revenge.

it was sweet revenge. and very simple. it took me 5 seconds to break the relationship she shared with her parents. :D

she came to my door sobbing later that night expecting an apology and said "don't you have something to say to me?"

and i said "cunt." and shut the door. then i smiled.

[MarsEatWorld]

thread delivers.
just like zion delivers babies

[MarsEatWorld]

it was sweet revenge. and very simple. it took me 5 seconds to break the relationship she shared with her parents. :D

she came to my door sobbing later that night expecting an apology and said "don't you have something to say to me?"

and i said "cunt." and shut the door. then i smiled.
More guys need to be like you.

[SonEric84]

it was sweet revenge. and very simple. it took me 5 seconds to break the relationship she shared with her parents. :D

she came to my door sobbing later that night expecting an apology and said "don't you have something to say to me?"

and i said "cunt." and shut the door. then i smiled.


haha Nice work.

[Duexy]

hey zion, you should stop posting and go back to sucking dick in your igloo


:lol:

i am far too easy amused. i laughed for a good three minutes after reading this.

[Ghostpsalm]

More guys need to be like you.

more girls need to be like her

she totally deserved it

[MarsEatWorld]

more girls need to be like her

she totally deserved it
Nahh... She's dumb.

[zion the lion]

thread delivers.
just like zion delivers babies

Wow I'm being name dropped!

Wait are we saying I'm a slutbag who shoots out babies like theyre ping pong balls or are we saying I know enough about the vagina and sex to deliver a baby safely...because I'm amaizng

[dazdncnfusd16]

my ex sent me a cell phone video of her getting nailed by some other guy

so i just forwarded it to her dad

My ex did the same thing but not of her getting nailed but of a stupid convo she was having with this kid......then tried to play it off as an accident

[Duexy]

so not the same thing.

[Ghostpsalm]

My ex did the same thing but not of her getting nailed but of a stupid convo she was having with this kid......then tried to play it off as an accident

what a poooooon

[kaycey]

i lol'd.

[killerswells]

You have to remember, there are 16-year-olds on this website who think making a guy "cum" before sex means you won't get pregnant the second time around.

ahhhh one of my favorite threads ever.

[killerswells]

my ex sent me a cell phone video of her getting nailed by some other guy

so i just forwarded it to her dad

you're my hero. seriously.

[Ghostpsalm]

you're my hero. seriously.

:D

thanks, buddy!

[SonEric84]

ahhhh one of my favorite threads ever.


haha Yet such a sad display of today's youth.

[killerswells]

:D

thanks, buddy!

no problemo home skillet.

haha Yet such a sad display of today's youth.

seriously. if my daughter ever says something like that, im sending her to africa to have her vagina castrated.

[xica_sp4ever]

You have to remember, there are 16-year-olds on this website who think making a guy "cum" before sex means you won't get pregnant the second time around.

That is not what i said.

[SouthernCross40]

You have to remember, there are 16-year-olds on this website who think making a guy "cum" before sex means you won't get pregnant the second time around.

:-0 Guess I got lucky a few hundred times...

[AndrewIcex]

There is a really long story behind this but skip that and get to the good part. There was this kid i used to hang out with but his family were pieces of shit so one day in his bedroom, I had sex with my ex and afterwards wiped my dick off on his pillow case.

Epic, but how you got in there without the family knowing is beyond me. But hell, I have seen crazier things, so touche.

my ex sent me a cell phone video of her getting nailed by some other guy

so i just forwarded it to her dad

Just Epic all around, mass kudos.

[jonny4star]

You have to remember, there are 16-year-olds on this website who think making a guy "cum" before sex means you won't get pregnant the second time around.


not unless those 16 year olds are from alabama.

[killerswells]

That is not what i said.

pretty sure that is what you said. then i remember making fun of you for it.

but, you did learn to stick to anal, which i commend you on. how is the wal mart water lube working out for you? and please say you have at least tried to used strawberries.

[xica_sp4ever]

pretty sure that is what you said. then i remember making fun of you for it.

but, you did learn to stick to anal, which i commend you on. how is the wal mart water lube working out for you? and please say you have at least tried to used strawberries.

Nope, haven't yet.

& I said that once I guy comes the first
time it'll take him a while to come the
second time around so you would'nt
really have to worry about getting
pregnant so much...

[killerswells]

Nope, haven't yet.

& I said that once I guy comes the first
time it'll take him a while to come the
second time around so you would'nt
really have to worry about getting
pregnant so much...

ahhhhhh ok, you win. i think.

[Untitled09]

Haha. That is classic. There should be no transfer of STD's. But I don't see where payback comes in. I see an FML joke coming out of this. :yuk:

[Five-Star]

i would have fucking murdered you