What is with my girlfriend?

[burnplease]

So me and my girlfriend have been dating for almost two years. Lately I feel like she's been avoiding me to some degree. When I ask her to do something on a school night she complains about how she hates going out on weeknights, but she'll go out with other friends. Tomorrow she's having a party at her house and she told me I couldn't come because I didn't know the people and she didn't want to watch over me all night.I don't get it. It almost seems like she doesn't want to go anywhere with me. What do you guys thi8nk?

By the way, already tried anal.

[chris1152]

She doesn't like you. And I don't like you eithair.

[thesafeword]

Have sex with her a few more times and then dump her.

[framebyframe]

So me and my girlfriend have been dating for almost two years. Lately I feel like she's been avoiding me to some degree. When I ask her to do something on a school night she complains about how she hates going out on weeknights, but she'll go out with other friends. Tomorrow she's having a party at her house and she told me I couldn't come because I didn't know the people and she didn't want to watch over me all night.I don't get it. It almost seems like she doesn't want to go anywhere with me. What do you guys thi8nk?

By the way, already tried anal.

That's fucked. Sounds like it's time to move on?

[argg_xo]

she's going to get drunk at party and fuck another dude so she can break up with you. duhhhh.

[samsara]

Have sex with her a few more times and then dump her.

Um This

[thesafeword]

Um This
Damn straight.

[eraserhead]

break up with her. your relationship has run its course.

[wroteurname]

Break up with her first, you'll have hand. And you're gonna need it.
http://agoldenworld.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/george-costanza.jpg

[samsara]

Damn straight.

Good advice.

[SouthernCross40]

She doesn't like you. And I don't like you eithair.
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1425/566012876_4cdf6f404c.jpg

[thesafeword]

Good advice.
I get lucky sometimes and have legit advice.

[billyboatkid]

Definitely break up with her. Sounds like she's trying to hide shit from you.

Probably getting analed by some other guy.

[samsara]

I get lucky sometimes and have legit advice.

Right on.

[kianacarly]

Clearly it's not working. Don't think you need anyone to tell you that.

[kaycey]

choose any of the following:

you embarrass her/ things just aren't the same for her like they are for you/ she has a new dick in her life.

[TEAMRAMROD]

Break up with her first, you'll have hand. And you're gonna need it.
http://agoldenworld.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/george-costanza.jpg
Well played.

[chris1152]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1425/566012876_4cdf6f404c.jpg

Glad somebody picked up on that, haha.

[Kassie09]

Sounds like she doesn't like dating you, you know girlfriends and boyfriends tend to enjoy spending time together and it seems like she doesn't so i would talk to her/dump her/etc.

[killerswells]

anal her friends.

[phil19]

Have sex with her a few more times and then dump her.

best piece of advice ive seen in PL

[tawtaw]

End her life.

[Smeee]

So me and my girlfriend have been dating for almost two years. Lately I feel like she's been avoiding me to some degree. When I ask her to do something on a school night she complains about how she hates going out on weeknights, but she'll go out with other friends. Tomorrow she's having a party at her house and she told me I couldn't come because I didn't know the people and she didn't want to watch over me all night.I don't get it. It almost seems like she doesn't want to go anywhere with me. What do you guys thi8nk?

By the way, already tried anal.

You must have done it wrong.

[LamarVannoy]

shes just not that into you.

[Heart-A-Tact]

So me and my girlfriend have been dating for almost two years. Lately I feel like she's been avoiding me to some degree. When I ask her to do something on a school night she complains about how she hates going out on weeknights, but she'll go out with other friends. Tomorrow she's having a party at her house and she told me I couldn't come because I didn't know the people and she didn't want to watch over me all night.I don't get it. It almost seems like she doesn't want to go anywhere with me. What do you guys thi8nk?

By the way, already tried anal.

This makes no sense. It's probably about time you found someone else.

[jagermeister]

She is over you and uninterested. Its harsh to hear, accept or even say but she's moving on and you should too. You deserve better than this bullshit treatment.

[jules_x]

Wow, I hate the way everyone's like "end it".
Okay, so I am a romantic, and I believe you can survive anything if you really want to.
I say, go to the party anyways, and expand your horizon! No need for dumping (unless she dumps you).

[SouthernCross40]

Wow, I hate the way everyone's like "end it".
Okay, so I am a romantic, and I believe you can survive anything if you really want to.
I say, go to the party anyways, and expand your horizon! No need for dumping (unless she dumps you).
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ua2wmTQSZ2w/R_mfgo4qL9I/AAAAAAAAAHc/beiIOQfXFQg/s200/cookie_monster-4.jpg

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others,
By the time I finish my song?

[dontsneeze]

jules x, you are a fucking idiot. your other thread was pathetic.

OP, break up with her because she's going to break up with you. Beat her to the punch.

[jules_x]

jules x, you are a fucking idiot. your other thread was pathetic.

OP, break up with her because she's going to break up with you. Beat her to the punch.


All I see is /whine.

[trappedintime]

she's having sex with another guy, not having a party. crash the "party", catch her in the act and then take a picture and post it on here!

[tawtaw]

she's having sex with another guy, not having a party. crash the "party", catch her in the act and then take a picture and post it on here!

This is a very good idea.

[WTG]

Uhhh...talk to her about it before jumping to conclusions maybe?

[stayforawhile]

Try anal again. After all practice makes perfect.

[TotalCollapse]

Crash her party. Then breakup with her.

[zion the lion]

Break into her house while youre drunk and threaten to hang yourself...works every time.

and really is it that hard to see she's breaking up with you without really saying anything?

[thehereaway]

doesn't sound too good to me

[parallelism]

All I see is /whine.

are you reading your blog?

[doppelganger]

maybe you dreamed everything and your girlfriend still loves you.

[Reaver]

maybe you dreamed everything and your girlfriend still loves you.

that was some pretty good irony.

[doppelganger]

that was some pretty good irony.
don't know if that was sarcasm or not ha. :)

[thesafeword]

Try anal again. After all practice makes perfect.
Pre-marital sex solves everything!

[stayforawhile]

Pre-marital sex solves everything!
Duh!

[thesafeword]

Duh!
That's how I solve all of my problems.

[stayforawhile]

That's how I solve all of my problems.
And how is that working for you?

[thesafeword]

And how is that working for you?
I have three children and 5 STI's at the age of 13, but don't listen to me OP.

[stayforawhile]

I have three children and 5 STI's at the age of 13, but don't listen to me OP.
Hahah well at least it all turned out well for you!

[speakhandsforme]

she's going to get drunk at party and fuck another dude so she can break up with you. duhhhh.

That's not cool at all.

[Mibabalou]

hit her with the cannon

[Charles777]

I'll tell you what's with her. Another guy.

[jenny_ell]

imo it seems like shes trying to avoid you as much as possible and kinda distance herself so its not so harsh or suprising when she dumps you....

[caress me down]

are you reading your blog?
touche

[RecklessXRandy]

You did anal wrong.

[AndrewIcex]

Bring a new girl to her party, but don't take her in the house until you can tell that your girl is putting too much attention on another guy... when you see that she is... bring the other girl in with you, jealousy will kick in.

If it doesn't... well then, do anal on your current girl's bed with the new girl.

Problem solved.

[burnplease]

So she's having her party now. I'm stuck at home listening to music.
I don't think she's with another dude. I just think she was really inconsiderate. If I were having a party she would be the first person I called asking if she was going. I guess it just doesn't work that way for her. Fuck it.
Did I really spend two years with her to be treated like that though?

[TEAMRAMROD]

I'd end it. Don't need to waste time playing games.

[AndrewIcex]

Dude just go over there, find out what the hell is up. Don't sit on AP.net, it wont achieve much.

[zion the lion]

How about break up with her, instead of wasting anymore time with her. Then find someone who will treat you better and invite you to their parties.

[burnplease]

Dude just go over there, find out what the hell is up. Don't sit on AP.net, it wont achieve much.

I can't my car is in the shop. She doesn't live within reasonable walking distance.
But fuck her.
Bitches aint shit but hos and tricks.

[AndrewIcex]

I feel bad for you sir, I would just call her and end it. Either make her party suck, or make her realize what she has done.

[burnplease]

We'll see what happens. So what's up?!

[Sventhegreat]

Dude just go over there, find out what the hell is up. Don't sit on AP.net, it wont achieve much.

Oooooo now you're gonna get banned. See ya!

[AndrewIcex]

Oooooo now you're gonna get banned. See ya!

Nope, I am pretty sure it is pretty apparent that him sitting on the computer (on Ap.net or any other site for that matter), will not help his current relationship situation. Clearly.

[anthonydarko]

Get a new girlfriend that isn't a complete cunt.

[Duexy]

more fitting thread titles include "Who is with my girlfriend" and "Who is in my girlfriend?"

[killerswells]

more fitting thread titles include "Who is with my girlfriend" and "Who is in my girlfriend?"

agreed.


seriously dude, set up a webcam, sleep with her, then email it all your friends and post it on AP.net. it works every time.

[SilenceBrokenTT]

agreed.


seriously dude, set up a webcam, sleep with her, then broadcast it to blink-182 (with a monkey, for whatever reason) and everyone else.

fixed.

[killerswells]

fixed.

hahaha awesome.

[Gumbyjag]

are you reading your blog?
:lolatpost:

[killerswells]

hahaha i did too. damn you bastards for making me curious.

[dropdead_julia]

Sounds like she's getting sick of you. Or she knows her friends don't like you and wants you to stay away when they're around.


Do the same to her.. and then see how she feels playing that game.

Either way she'll notice it and you both yell a little and realize 'wtf are we doing. We shouldn't be fighting, i'm sorry for treating you like nothing blaaaah blahhh lalala' OR if worst comes to worst.. you guys break up, which is probably going to happen soon anyways.

[Willy McFurgle]

sounds like she's tryin to push you away. i'd slap her around a bit

[AndrewIcex]

She needs Chris Brown'd... that should fix her.

[Charles777]

Make a club and don't let her join it.

[Adeniz19]

Sounds like these "people you don't know" are other dudes she's trying to bang and she doesn't want you to be a cock block.

[kemichels]

End her life.

I'm at work and I could not stop laughing at this.

[kemichels]

Sounds like these "people you don't know" are other dudes she's trying to bang and she doesn't want you to be a cock block.


This. As sad as it is to break it to you.

[spritelybrin]

sounds like she's looking for a way out buddy...also sounds like you need to have a party ...and tell her that the people you're inviting dont like her so she cant come....AP party!! woo! lol...ugh get rid of this girl..stop wasting valuable fun time!

[fightinirish217]

Yea I've seen this happen before, it's not a good sign. End it before she does cause she's just screwing things up.

[jules_x]

are you reading your blog?

My so called "blog" is from a book. But yeah, not that you'd know. :)

But yeah, nice to know you care enough to read it;)

[zion the lion]

My so called "blog" is from a book. But yeah, not that you'd know. :)

But yeah, nice to know you care enough to read it;)

Omg youre potential biggums arent you! How's your quest to make your "friend" a fatty working for ya?

[plantemannen!]

The real issue here is why do you want a girlfriend, relationships where you talk are so lame, I hate girls who demand you memorize theire name before you have sex with them, it really takes the fun out of it.

bros before hoes dude ;)
unless shes really hot offcourse

[Five-Star]

have sex with her one last time and record it

[uglystar03]

Have sex with her a few more times and then dump her.

This is the only advice that makes sense. I was in the same position as the OP recently and wish I would have done this. However, I did have sex with her one last time after we broke up, and we are considering doing it again. I'm crossing my fingers!

[AndrewIcex]

Haha wow, nice ^^^

[spritelybrin]

hahaha...after break up sex can be one of two things:
1.Great! and you dont have to worry about boosting your numbers!..which might be a deterant for guys tho...but anywho..
or 2. Messy...and you can never look at the person the same way again...or they just annoy the piss out of you with their paranoia...

[jules_x]

Omg youre potential biggums arent you! How's your quest to make your "friend" a fatty working for ya?

Omg, obviously you didn't read the entire thing, or you'd understand the fact that it was a joke. But it's okay, most people didn't ("tl;dr" for most of em I guess). Some, however, did. And that's what makes it funny. :)

Guess Americans doesn't like joking around with obesity, that trend just hasn't reached Europe yet. At least not this part; so if you actually got offended, I guess I should say I'm sorry (Sorry, I'm just not that serious).

[jules_x]

she's having sex with another guy, not having a party. crash the "party", catch her in the act and then take a picture and post it on here!

I think this is the better answer of the bunch, really.

[suicidalkitten]

hmm....sounds like she might be getting bored of the relationship...maybe you should break up with her and then go get some anal. just sayin'

[uglystar03]

hahaha...after break up sex can be one of two things:
1.Great! and you dont have to worry about boosting your numbers!..which might be a deterant for guys tho...but anywho..
or 2. Messy...and you can never look at the person the same way again...or they just annoy the piss out of you with their paranoia...

I'm all about not boosting my numbers. I have a self-imposed limit of how many people I want to sleep with in my life, and I am at the cusp. So if I can avoid adding another one, I'm all for it.

With this girl, however, it doesn't really feel like we are done. It seems like we are more on a break than anything. So if we have sex, so what? It's not like we haven't before and it's not like we probably won't in the future.

[SilenceBrokenTT]

You should donkey punch her if you do have sexy time before it's over.

[spritelybrin]

yea idk if i necessarily have given myself a limit..but i doesn't mean im running around like mad! lol...but yea..its the easiest way to keep things in line lol...tho last time me and ex tried it...man it fucked things up...we hadn't talked in like 9 months and then we do randomly and then we run into each other at his friend's party...and shit happens lol...and then he starts freakin out on me..asking me a million questions...and i cant have a normal conversation with him anymore!!...ugh...paranoid as fuck!...

but yea just watch yourself is all im sayin..lol

[Ailite]

Kidna her for a nice weekend in the mountains, maybe throw some choloform and blunt trauma in there

[mattmatumbo]

she's going to get drunk at party and fuck another dude so she can break up with you. duhhhh.

This, obviously

Kidna her for a nice weekend in the mountains, maybe throw some choloform and blunt trauma in there

Chloroform?

[Chancetobe]

Yeah, she wants to break up.

[AndrewIcex]

Ap.net is here for you if you need it, sir.

[spansen]

you're 'bout's t' get dumped.

[Selkies]

Did not read this topic. Did he try anal?

[AndrewIcex]

Did not read this topic. Did he try anal?

no

Correction, he tried anal.

[MyNameIsRoss]

Dump her before she dumps you. You won't feel as much like a little bitch about it.

[Dicebox]

So me and my girlfriend have been dating for almost two years. Lately I feel like she's been avoiding me to some degree. When I ask her to do something on a school night she complains about how she hates going out on weeknights, but she'll go out with other friends. Tomorrow she's having a party at her house and she told me I couldn't come because I didn't know the people and she didn't want to watch over me all night.I don't get it. It almost seems like she doesn't want to go anywhere with me. What do you guys thi8nk?

By the way, already tried anal.
That's a deal breaker ladies!

[AlexEnglish]

throw some choloform and blunt trauma in there

that there is a recipe for success

[limepomegranate]

she's a bitch.

[billyboatkid]

Sadly my gf's being a dumb B. too.

[redsand62]

This happened to me. She doesn't want to date you anymore but she feels too bad for you because she knows you still like her and she doesn't have the balls to end it. This happened to me, man. You need to end it. It won't get better. I'm sorry.


Please listen to everyone on here and stop living in denial. It's over and you can walk away with a lot more dignity if you're the one to end it. Heck, she might even be hoping you end it.


Oh, and the party was great. You missed out. We had sex on her parent's bed.


edit: and she told me my dick is bigger than yours.

[AndrewIcex]

Sadly my gf's being a dumb B. too.

Two questions... does she know this? And does she lurk on here to find out you think this?

[billyboatkid]

Two questions... does she know this? And does she lurk on here to find out you think this?

haha she kinda knows, but she's a girl and they never think they're wrong.

Nope, she knows this site, but not my user name or anything. She would never get on here.

[AndrewIcex]

haha she kinda knows, but she's a girl and they never think they're wrong.

Nope, she knows this site, but not my user name or anything. She would never get on here.

True and Same here with my woman.

[fadedmemories]

She's on her period

[Selkies]

This happened to me. She doesn't want to date you anymore but she feels too bad for you because she knows you still like her and she doesn't have the balls to end it. This happened to me, man. You need to end it. It won't get better. I'm sorry.


Please listen to everyone on here and stop living in denial. It's over and you can walk away with a lot more dignity if you're the one to end it. Heck, she might even be hoping you end it.


Oh, and the party was great. You missed out. We had sex on her parent's bed.


edit: and she told me my dick is bigger than yours.

This post was so full of win.

Try anal...again?

[Nerdy91]

choose any of the following:

you embarrass her/ things just aren't the same for her like they are for you/ she has a new dick in her life.

this

[mikeOKBRK]

fuck her sister/mom/....dad

[CKY2K_Chicka777]

ya, she definitely doesnt give two shits about you so im really sorry your two years with her ended up like this,
if she cared about you and stuff like that she would have invited you


dump her, bc she is about to dump you