Making a girl fat.

[jules_x]

Any ideas? I know this girl who's sort of chubby I wanna make really fat. We're not super-best-friends, but more on the stage of "I don't mind you being here, but I'm not going to talk to you either".

And no, I cannot impregnate her (it's physically impossible), but nice try. All other suggestions will be received with a larger amount of gratitude!

[Charles777]

Why?

[jules_x]

1. Because it's funny.
2. Because we're going to vacation together (not only us two, but like 17 of us). Aaaaand, it's funny.

More like, why not?

[OdeToTheSun]

Sacrifice a goat or something to satan and tell him to make her fat.

[yves.]

make yourself fat and tell her it would be hawt if you two were the same weight.

[Michifoxx]

wtf. Thats dumb.

[Smeee]

Kälteen bars.

They're these weird Swedish nutrition bars. My mom used to give them to kids in Africa to help them gain weight.

[jules_x]

Kälteen bars.

They're these weird Swedish nutrition bars. My mom used to give them to kids in Africa to help them gain weight.

See. Someone with a real suggestion. This might actually work, /evil laugh.
You know if they're tasty or anything? Would be a whole lot easier to feed her them then.

[yves.]

Kälteen bars.

They're these weird Swedish nutrition bars. My mom used to give them to kids in Africa to help them gain weight.

LOL

[SouthernCross40]

This whole thread is just mindboggling.
Like do you have some cabin in the woods where you're force feeding this chick to fatten her up? What the fuck give you the right (or even ability) to negatively affect this girls health and self-image? Do teenage girls seriously feel this threatened by their peers that they'll try absolutely batshit crazy stuff in some lame attempt to gain a false sense of superiority? Like honestly, I hope this girl upstages you in every possible social aspect and ends up happy, beautiful, and popular, since that seems to be what's important to you kids.

tl;dr: She'll always be prettier than you.

[jules_x]

This whole thread is just mindboggling.
Like do you have some cabin in the woods where you're force feeding this chick to fatten her up? What the fuck give you the right (or even ability) to negatively affect this girls health and self-image? Do teenage girls seriously feel this threatened by their peers that they'll try absolutely batshit crazy stuff in some lame attempt to gain a false sense of superiority? Like honestly, I hope this girl upstages you in every possible social aspect and ends up happy, beautiful, and popular, since that seems to be what's important to you kids.

tl;dr: She'll always be prettier than you.

Haha, right. So you and I have a different kind of humour; big fucking deal.
If you're not going to end it all with "anal", it's just not good enough.
O. And just for the record, I'm not in a cabin in the woods, aaand I'm not force feeding her. If so, I would have to kidnap her. Ooo, wait, that is a good idea. ;)

tl;dr: I don't give a shit about your opinion. Don't be so square.

[yves.]

you asked for opinions, and by the way, he is right.

[SteffRyanFail]

Kälteen bars.

They're these weird Swedish nutrition bars. My mom used to give them to kids in Africa to help them gain weight.

Ahha.


And I'm not sure I see how this is funny. Are you five?

[AJ F]

you're fucking weird

[jules_x]

you asked for opinions, and by the way, he is right.

Ideas, not opinions.

And it's not like I wouldn't let her go on a diet after. I'd even help her cut back on the beer.
It's more like, I wouldn't make her obese (for the record, not American, so we don't have that much fast food and delicious treats like reeces etc.), but if she got lucky her bra size would go up. Not that she needs it, but I bet she'd look better if she was more curvy. Or worse; and making her fat (and if she looks like a horse, less fat) would defiantly give us the answer.

But go figure, if you could make someone, anyone, fat. You wouldn't? Not even just to find out how they'd look? Where is your curiosity!

[SouthernCross40]

Haha, right. So you and I have a different kind of humour; big fucking deal.
If you're not going to end it all with "anal", it's just not good enough.
O. And just for the record, I'm not in a cabin in the woods, aaand I'm not force feeding her. If so, I would have to kidnap her. Ooo, wait, that is a good idea. ;)

tl;dr: I don't give a shit about your opinion. Don't be so square.

Guess Hansel and Gretel didn't make it to Norway...
I'm not really that huge of a dick, I just go on at least one big rant on here every day that I wake up before six. Nothing personal, your thread just drew the short straw this morning.
Good luck on creating a Fatty McFat Fat. You could try slipping Creatine into her food/drink. You'd have to do it in little portions and often so she wouldn't notice, but it increases water retention...like a lot.

[jules_x]

And I'm not sure I see how this is funny. Are you five?


You don't think fat people are funny? If so, then I totally understand why you don't find this funny.

[jules_x]

Guess Hansel and Gretel didn't make it to Norway...
I'm not really that huge of a dick, I just go on at least one big rant on here every day that I wake up before six. Nothing personal, your thread just drew the short straw this morning.
Good luck on creating a Fatty McFat Fat. You could try slipping Creatine into her food/drink. You'd have to do it in little portions and often so she wouldn't notice, but it increases water retention...like a lot.

Aah, I see; I guess it's provoking for the people not seeing humour in it.

Haha, the creatine-idea is funny; isn't that what bodybuilders eat or something?

[SouthernCross40]

p.s. My giving out of advice still doesn't mean that I think it's funny. Obesity is the number 2 cause of preventable death over here in the states, so you probably won't get a whole lot of laughs from us folks...

/6'4", 150 lbs (that's 68 kilos for you crazy Europeans)

[SouthernCross40]

Aah, I see; I guess it's provoking for the people not seeing humour in it.

Haha, the creatine-idea is funny; isn't that what bodybuilders eat or something?

Yeah, a few of my friends used it to try to gain muscle weight in high school, but most of them just ended up looking blubbery. FYI I think the whole creatine slipping thing would probably be illegal, since it's steroid-esque. I've been thinking of this as more of a hypothetical situation, rather than you actually going through with it.

[killerswells]

Kälteen bars.

They're these weird Swedish nutrition bars. My mom used to give them to kids in Africa to help them gain weight.

i think i am the only one who got this. ahhhh the days when lez lohan was hot.

and seriously, if you want to make her fat, just get her stoned and she'll get the munchies and eat a bunch of food. simple.

[jules_x]

p.s. My giving out of advice still doesn't mean that I think it's funny. Obesity is the number 2 cause of preventable death over here in the states, so you probably won't get a whole lot of laughs from us folks...

/6'4", 150 lbs (that's 68 kilos for you crazy Europeans)

Aha. Yea, so I heard. Do you think it's genetic, the food or the lifestyle? Or maybe evolution?
It's weird, our foreign minister said we're 15 years behind America (like according to public health). I hope we don't get your candy.

[ashcroft]

1. Because it's funny.
2. Because we're going to vacation together (not only us two, but like 17 of us). Aaaaand, it's funny.

More like, why not?
Seems to me that you may be feeling a little insecure about yourself, so you want to fatten this girl up so you get more attention on your vacation. Pathetic.

[jules_x]

Yeah, a few of my friends used it to try to gain muscle weight in high school, but most of them just ended up looking blubbery. FYI I think the whole creatine slipping thing would probably be illegal, since it's steroid-esque. I've been thinking of this as more of a hypothetical situation, rather than you actually going through with it.

Just for the record, I wouldn't do anything illegal. Ha, I might give her free MacDonalds for a month tho.

[Charles777]

Do you have some kind of beef with this girl?

[jules_x]

Seems to me that you may be feeling a little insecure about yourself, so you want to fatten this girl up so you get more attention on your vacation. Pathetic.

On the vacation, I'll see the result, hence "aaaand thats funny".

[Smeee]

Do you have some kind of beef with this girl?

BEEF! Feed her lots of beef!! Brilliant idea.

[SouthernCross40]

Aha. Yea, so I heard. Do you think it's genetic, the food or the lifestyle? Or maybe evolution?
It's weird, our foreign minister said we're 15 years behind America (like according to public health). I hope we don't get your candy.

Definitely the food and lifestyle. I'm lucky I was blessed with an insane metabolism so far or I would probably be pushing 200 lbs from fast food. Way more driving, way less walking, way more grease at every corner of every street.
Three miles from here there is an intersection with: Taco Bell, KFC, Pizza Hut, McDonalds, Sonic Drive-Thru, and Domino's Pizza. At one intersection. We're too lazy to cook for ourselves, so we pay the fast food companies to kill us.

[hiya]

Kälteen bars.

They're these weird Swedish nutrition bars. My mom used to give them to kids in Africa to help them gain weight.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v366/allxears/2pyvxo6.gif

[jules_x]

Three miles from here there is an intersection with: Taco Bell, KFC, Pizza Hut, McDonalds, Sonic Drive-Thru, and Domino's Pizza. At one intersection. We're too lazy to cook for ourselves, so we pay the fast food companies to kill us.

That's horrible. In radius of 5 miles, there is one McD and four gas stations, like 7-eleven. That's pretty much what kind of fast food there is. Unless you go another 10 miles, then there is five kebab-stands and like forty restaurants.

I'm so moving out of the urbran/suburban-areas when I get older. Just so my kids can't get fat from McD (unless they bike like 10 miles back and forth to eat it, haha).

[raychull]

i think i am the only one who got this.
Nah. but it's obvious the OP never did.

[Smeee]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v366/allxears/2pyvxo6.gif

That gif is AWESOME. Consider it stolen! :-)

[googirl8907]

I'm sure it's already been mentioned but watch Mean Girls. That should help you out.

[ashcroft]

That's horrible. In radius of 5 miles, there is one McD and four gas stations, like 7-eleven. That's pretty much what kind of fast food there is. Unless you go another 10 miles, then there is five kebab-stands and like forty restaurants.

I'm so moving out of the urbran/suburban-areas when I get older. Just so my kids can't get fat from McD (unless they bike like 10 miles back and forth to eat it, haha).
But wouldn't it be funny to have a bunch of fat kids? I thought fat was funny.

[jules_x]

But wouldn't it be funny to have a bunch of fat kids? I thought fat was funny.

If my kids were fat, I'd make fun of them.
So before I do so, I should give it a fair try not to make them fat. If they still screw up..

[Everiggs]

Insert Kalteen bars anally.

[jules_x]

But wouldn't it be funny to have a bunch of fat kids? I thought fat was funny.

AND: Yes, fat kids are hilarious.

[thehereaway]

what the fuck?...

on a side-note, does anyone know how to do the opposite?

[Mibabalou]

wow
sad thread is sad

[jules_x]

what the fuck?...

on a side-note, does anyone know how to do the opposite?

Steal her food and make her run for it!
And not giving her any beer. (That's the plan for getting her back to normal, it's somewhere in the thread).

[Kassie09]

Um, this is something I would have wanted to do to a girl in..middle school. You're 19 years old. Someone's insecure and wants to look good in a bikini next to her friends, so she fattens one of them up? Actually, I'm going to stop before I become to much of a bitch but holy shit.

[ryanhorizons]

wow, you are a total psycho bitch. i don't know how they do shit in norway, but in america you would be in jail right now. maybe you should think about growing up and becoming a normal fucking human being.

[n1asfan]

Haha, right. So you and I have a different kind of humour; big fucking deal.
If you're not going to end it all with "anal", it's just not good enough.
O. And just for the record, I'm not in a cabin in the woods, aaand I'm not force feeding her. If so, I would have to kidnap her. Ooo, wait, that is a good idea. ;)

tl;dr: I don't give a shit about your opinion. Don't be so square.

anal.

[AP_Punk]

semen!

[stayweird]

Hahaha you are damn evil sacrificing a girl's health and increasing insecurity for a laugh.

So bad ass.

[redsoxguy676]

Holy shit people do weird shit for fun in Norway. May I ask what the fuck is wrong with you?

[Renee]

If you kill yourself, maybe she'll eat her feelings and fatten up. Two birds with one stone.

[Reaver]

If you kill yourself, maybe she'll eat her feelings and fatten up. Two birds with one stone.

this. I was so shocked reading this thread, wow I really wish the OP gets killed in a car accident or something.
I guess this is the first time I wish for someone's death.

[I'm DC]

wow. You're a cunt.

[jonny4star]

If you kill yourself, maybe she'll eat her feelings and fatten up. Two birds with one stone.

brilliant. two birds and a stone.

[killerswells]

Nah. but it's obvious the OP never did.

true.



OP- I heard you receiving anal makes others fat. fact.

[Cheesus]

This is bar far the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard of.

[Reaver]

plus, in case you really are that stupid, I'm going to tell you know why that's a bad idea and not funny at all.

1. a girl's confidence depends a LOT on her appearance. it would hurt her seriously.

2. if you gain weight and lose it again, you most likely won't end up as you were before. you're tits won't be as tight along with everything else.

3. it's just not funny.

[Sventhegreat]

Wow. You are a horrible human being. That isn't funny in the slightest.

[jules_x]

wow, you are a total psycho bitch. i don't know how they do shit in norway, but in america you would be in jail right now. maybe you should think about growing up and becoming a normal fucking human being.

Gee, wow. Didn't know joking was crime in the US. Sounds like America sucks ass then. ;)

Um, this is something I would have wanted to do to a girl in..middle school. You're 19 years old. Someone's insecure and wants to look good in a bikini next to her friends, so she fattens one of them up? Actually, I'm going to stop before I become to much of a bitch but holy shit.

It's not to make me look good in a bikini. It's a physical experiment. If you read the entire thread you might have noticed that. It's not like she was going to STAY fat. Vacation time would just be then end of the "trail" (read: would).

If anything, I'd just give her free burgers.

[Cheesus]

Gee, wow. Didn't know joking was crime in the US. Sounds like America sucks ass then. ;)


your so edgy.

[jules_x]

this. I was so shocked reading this thread, wow I really wish the OP gets killed in a car accident or something.
I guess this is the first time I wish for someone's death.

Actually, you wishing me dead, is stooping down to my level. You shouldn't do that if you're serious. After all. What if I invite the cure for cancer and AIDS, and cure you one day! :o (I'm not saying that you have or will have cancer or AIDS, it's an hypothetical situation, so if you get offended by it I'll really doubt your insightfullness).

[jules_x]

your so edgy.

loving the irony.

[Cheesus]

loving the irony.

loving the way it looks like someone took a dump on your cheek

[aoftbsten]

wow this girl is kind of a bitch

[Reaver]

It's not to make me look good in a bikini. It's a physical experiment. If you read the entire thread you might have noticed that. It's not like she was going to STAY fat. Vacation time would just be then end of the "trail" (read: would).

If anything, I'd just give her free burgers.

if it was an experiment, then feed yourself. "wow, I am so clever. I'm experimenting with other people's health and life!"
that's just sick.

[jules_x]

loving the way it looks like someone took a dump on your cheek

Haha, touché; yours is actually funny.

[jules_x]

if it was an experiment, then feed yourself. "wow, I am so clever. I'm experimenting with other people's health and life!"
that's just sick.

LOL. It's like I'm a doctor who lost the medical licence. I'd still make tests on others.
That's a really stupid question. In my opinion. However, I wasn't requestion opinions, but ideas.

[jules_x]

wow this girl is kind of a bitch

not really

[Reaver]

hm I just realize you are too stupid to talk to reasonably. I'm off.

[Heart-A-Tact]

Pop Tarts (considering they're available), fast food, and beer. Most protein based foods will help do the trick.

[Smash Adams]

Are you fattening her up to eat her? I didn't know witches have internet access

[jules_x]

Are you fattening her up to eat her? I didn't know witches have internet access

Yes, and we also switched to cars just to look more normal. /_O

[aoftbsten]

not really

Well... you are trying to get a some other girl fat for no apparent reason.

[plantemannen!]

You can try to make me fat any day, looks to me like she is offering to buy a person lots of delicous food :D
and fat people are funny!

[davidmest]

you're fucking weird

this.

[AJ F]

I hope fatty beats the shit out of you.

[anamericangod]

This girl is a fucking moron.

[MarsEatWorld]

Kälteen bars.

They're these weird Swedish nutrition bars. My mom used to give them to kids in Africa to help them gain weight.
is that a line from mean girls?

[stayforawhile]

That's so messed up, what the hell is your problem.

[plantemannen!]

yo mama so fat, when she sings, its over...

[stayforawhile]

yo mama so fat, when she sings, its over...
Well aren't you a clever one.

[chris1152]

You're lucky this isn't 4chan, OP.

[TotalCollapse]

Your friend must be pretty stupid if you can trick her into becoming fat. But then again, I wouldn't be surprised if she is that stupid considering about how old you are acting.

[zion the lion]

Anyone notice that this girl looks like a potential biggums herself? I'm willing to bet 20$ that in at least 3 years she'll be on one of those TLC shows like "half ton bitch"or something.

[SonEric84]

I've read some fucked up shit on this website, but damn.

[Jake Denning]

I never thought i'd actually think this, but if I was dating you and you starting pulling this stuff, I would definitely become seriously abusive to you. Red Jumpsuit can whine all they want about it.

[Ghostpsalm]

You're lucky this isn't 4chan, OP.

i was thinking the same

[stayforawhile]

I hope she is plotting to do the same thing to you.

[Cheesus]

You can try to make me fat any day, looks to me like she is offering to buy a person lots of delicous food :D
and fat people are funny!

^OP

[4N6 science]

This is one of the most retarded things I've read before.

[yves.]

^OP

that is definitely what i was thinking.

[Srsly]

Idunno if someone already suggested it but turn her into a party girl, dun know those bitches are fat.

[thesafeword]

So... I have a boner.

[Cheesus]

Haha, touché; yours is actually funny.

<3

[TheByrus]

enroll her in college

[more heart]

Wow, you're a really nice person.

[phil19]

this sounds too hansel and gretel for my liking

[Kozzy333]

Anyone notice that this girl looks like a potential biggums herself? I'm willing to bet 20$ that in at least 3 years she'll be on one of those TLC shows like "half ton bitch"or something.

That was fucking funny.

OP, you have a fucked up sense of humor. I guess if you really want to, don't go outside or do anything active with her when you hangout with her. Eat lots of junk food and watch TV or a movie or something.

[caress me down]

you are a crazy fucking bitch

[argg_xo]

Kälteen bars.

They're these weird Swedish nutrition bars. My mom used to give them to kids in Africa to help them gain weight.
HOLY LOL.


legit answer right there.

[RecklessXRandy]

Sacrifice a goat or something to satan and tell him to make her fat.

Did someone say goat?

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[FemaleCuckold]

1. Because it's funny.
2. Because we're going to vacation together (not only us two, but like 17 of us). Aaaaand, it's funny.

More like, why not?

This is brilliant. Will you marry me?

[AndrewIcex]

If you have a boyfriend... he needs to Chris Brown your ass.

[Lueda Alia]

This is extremely stupid. Grow up.