Wiping With Toilet Paper

[doppelganger]

When you go to the bathroom, how do you wipe?

Clarification:

Roll: you take the toilet paper and roll it around your hand.
Fold: you take the toilet and fold it into a nice square/rectangle shape.
Crumple: you take the toilet paper and just crumple it. (highest chance of getting poop on your hand)

[loganmmm]

This poll was done about a year ago, and ever since then, I've been very aware of my "wiping techniques."
I had no idea people even thought about this.

[eversoinviting]

I'm a crumpler.

[jwicklun]

it depends on the type of poop-taking your partaking. whether it be explosive diarrehia or simple dump.

[ship of fools]

Left hand.

[joeag1985]

This is a shit poll.

[KingJohn_654]

the best is when it's an "angel wipe," where you only have to wipe once because it all came out clean.

[Bloodsucker II]

im a crumpler and a folder, it depends on the poop.

[Machu505]

I'm a folder.

[doppelganger]

the best is when it's an "angel wipe," where you only have to wipe once because it all came out clean.
those are amazing.

[phil19]

i crumple it.
sometimes if im feeling festive i'll wrap it around my hand then crumple it

[makeshiftmind]

folder always, its the most effective way

[tonyC4L]

I didn't realize there were so many folders. I thought crumpling would have been the most popular.

[AussieBoy]

i just use the toilet brush, thats what its for

[ManicanParty49]

Crumpler. I like to live life on the edge.

Just want to point out that thus far...no female posters.

[doppelganger]

i thought there would be more rollers. :/

[Tim Lincecum]

its all about the bidet!

[Tim Lincecum]

When you go to the bathroom, how do you wipe?

Clarification:

Roll: you take the toilet paper and roll it around your hand.
Fold: you take the toilet and fold it into a nice square/rectangle shape.
Crumple: you take the toilet paper and just crumple it. (highest chance of getting poop on your hand)

just kidding about the bidet, ive crumpled my whole life and never ever thought crumpling was a high risk of getting poop on my hand. In fact i cant remember even one time that its happened to me... ive never even heard of someone rolling until this poll, just seems really weird, like you are actually using your hand and not paper

[MontanaFromNY]

the best is when it's an "angel wipe," where you only have to wipe once because it all came out clean.



I finally know what to call those.

[doppelganger]

just kidding about the bidet, ive crumpled my whole life and never ever thought crumpling was a high risk of getting poop on my hand. In fact i cant remember even one time that its happened to me... ive never even heard of someone rolling until this poll, just seems really weird, like you are actually using your hand and not paper
well you roll it around your hand and then take it off your hand. its like a quicker and messier version of the folding method

[showyourteeth]

crumple it

[Tristan Needler]

Used to crumple, but after a semester of living in a college dorm where the paper was basically a single-ply, sandpaper-esque monstrosity, I had to switch to folding. I've never looked back.

[mwheeler1987]

I roll it around my hand first to measure how much i have then i fold it.

[newfoundmichael]

Crumpler fo' life

[jeffreyjohn]

my mom wipes for me, so i don't know what technique she uses.

[MickShamrock]

Crumple it and hope for the best!

[MattDennis]

This poll is exhibit A of the apparent huge influence blink182 has had on our lives.

...oh and I'm a crumpler

[doppelganger]

This poll is exhibit A of the apparent huge influence blink182 has had on our lives.

...oh and I'm a crumpler
i would disagree. i created this thread and blink has had very little influence on my life. i also hate it when people say travis barker is the best drummer ever. :/

[MattDennis]

i would disagree. i created this thread and blink has had very little influence on my life. i also hate it when people say travis barker is the best drummer ever. :/

Ha it was really more of a joke, but I'll give you the Travis Barker thing...that distinction belongs to Keith Moon in my opinion.

[MattDennis]

John Bonham is also an acceptable answer.

[Neo Cassady]

crumple/bidet

[Shin Akuma]

folder!! lol

[genericmadness]

Crumplers are idiots. Once they switch to folding, they will agree that I was right.

[derekmoyer4]

fold your toilet paper. helps the paper last longer.

[MorningStar10]

I firstly perch to inspect the poo, then go for the fold.

[k1guitar]

this gets my vote for #1 "WTF?" poll

[brenByah]

i just use the toilet brush, thats what its for

:lol:

[elz125]

Crumplers are idiots. Once they switch to folding, they will agree that I was right.

doesn't folding take too long? who wants to spend that much time on the toilet? crumpling is simple and gets the job done. it's the obvious choice.

[genericmadness]

doesn't folding take too long? who wants to spend that much time on the toilet? crumpling is simple and gets the job done. it's the obvious choice.

folding doesn't take long at all! the paper is already in squares anyway. plus, it's a lot more economical, so you save money AND the time it would take to buy the extra toilet paper you end up using in a year.

[BulleTheory]

Crumpler. I like to live life on the edge.

Just want to point out that thus far...no female posters.
thats because girls dont poop :shrug:

[BulleTheory]

John Bonham is also an acceptable answer.
and neil peart.

[MattDennis]

and neil peart.

He's never done much for me (I prefer doing more with less)...but I respect that choice

[Colterj_22]

This is a shit poll.

WIN

[doppelganger]

folding doesn't take long at all! the paper is already in squares anyway. plus, it's a lot more economical, so you save money AND the time it would take to buy the extra toilet paper you end up using in a year.
folding makes me feel awkward. :/ i dont like it.

[genericmadness]

folding makes me feel awkward. :/ i dont like it.

don't be scared. try it for a week! it'll pay off.

[Misstamara]

folding ..neatly..hmm

[doppelganger]

don't be scared. try it for a week! it'll pay off.
no. its not worth it.

[doppelganger]

folding ..neatly..hmm
thanks for being the first girl to post in this thread :-d

[elz125]

thanks for being the first girl to post in this thread :-d

wrong, it was me. thank you very much :wave:

[doppelganger]

wrong, it was me. thank you very much :wave:
oh, i'm so sorry. thank YOU for being the first girl to post in this thread. crumplers are the best. :-d

[BigAl]

I like being in full control of my wipe, so I fold it like a boss.

[bv_princess1]

hahaha! around the hand and then i take it off! this is a pretty funny thread! :-d

[Un'Aria Ancora]

Roll it around your hand? What is that? Then you fist yourself?

[spikmyheart]

I cant believe nobody has commented on using 'baby wipes'.....

Listen to this around 2:20 to hear Kevin Smith back up this argument...

http://www.smodcast.net/SModcast-21.mp3

[elz125]

oh, i'm so sorry. thank YOU for being the first girl to post in this thread. crumplers are the best. :-d

haha no problem. and yes i agree. :-)

[andrew_upto11]

This is a shit poll.
Yes, quite literally.

[doppelganger]

Roll it around your hand? What is that? Then you fist yourself?
you roll it around your hand and then rip off the toilet paper. it's like a quick and dirty version of folding.

[Un'Aria Ancora]

I had no idea...

[LamarVannoy]

Just want to point out that thus far...no female posters.
duh, cuz girls dont poop.

[Jennifer3892]

Wow only four other girls posted...
I'm germaphobe so I roll and fold neatly haha..

[kazuma_ootaro28]

http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/files/1/0/8/3/Secrets-Cover.jpg

[Michifoxx]

Crumplerr!!...:jayz: What u know about that..??
psh.