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headclub
05/20/09, 10:23 PM
http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/baby-girl-unchi.jpg

KidRobot
05/20/09, 10:25 PM
is incredibly fun.

headclub
05/20/09, 10:26 PM
i agree completely, and apparently so do the japanese people

kaycey
05/20/09, 10:26 PM
he looks scared.

headclub
05/20/09, 10:27 PM
he looks scared.

scared at the amount of fun he is having...

Volo
05/20/09, 10:29 PM
GW0H2tPZATQ&feature=related

chronomic
05/20/09, 10:30 PM
if i'm on ap.net, i'm pooping

headclub
05/20/09, 10:31 PM
GW0H2tPZATQ&feature=related

lol, i love this video...fuck me, i am a 6 year old.

also, i ate a baconator from wendy's today for the first time...terrible, terrible idea...the pooping was the worse part of it.

Volo
05/20/09, 10:33 PM
also, i ate a baconator from wendy's today for the first time...terrible, terrible idea...the pooping was the worse part of it.The one time I had one of those, I swear I could hear my arteries closing.

headclub
05/20/09, 10:35 PM
The one time I had one of those, I swear I could hear my arteries closing.

yea, it was a terrible idea. never again.

kaycey
05/20/09, 10:36 PM
scared at the amount of fun he is having...
until he starts cumming.

headclub
05/20/09, 10:38 PM
until he starts cumming.

lol, semen and feces...what a combinations

bluecrunchy
05/20/09, 10:43 PM
http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/baby-girl-unchi.jpg

Did that child poop a whole turkey?

Miss Heartcore
05/20/09, 11:01 PM
if i'm on ap.net, i'm pooping
Well well well.

yea, it was a terrible idea. never again.
Your userpic is legit.

headclub
05/20/09, 11:03 PM
Well well well.


Your userpic is legit.

hey, thanks!

samsara
05/20/09, 11:03 PM
is necessary unless you have a colostomy bag.

zion the lion
05/20/09, 11:05 PM
I havent pooped since I hit puberty

truth

headclub
05/20/09, 11:07 PM
I havent pooped since I hit puberty

truth

i would consult a doctor or eat food. pooping is healthy and natural unless you don't have an anus

billyboatkid
05/20/09, 11:15 PM
I need more fiber in my diet.

Duexy
05/20/09, 11:33 PM
http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/baby-girl-unchi.jpg


yay something to translate!

"yatta ne!
genki na unchi!

I did it!
A healthy poop!"

headclub
05/20/09, 11:38 PM
yay something to translate!

"yatta ne!
genki na unchi!

I did it!
A healthy poop!"

lollolol why is the poop saying that? lol...also, i like you...you are my new favorite poster

Duexy
05/20/09, 11:43 PM
lollolol why is the poop saying that? lol...also, i like you...you are my new favorite poster


i was wondering the same thing!


also many thanks

zion the lion
05/20/09, 11:48 PM
i would consult a doctor or eat food. pooping is healthy and natural unless you don't have an anus

I dont eat..I dont need to eat, I've got oxygen.

But of course pooping is of the devil. I'm a sinless being.

AJ F
05/21/09, 12:40 AM
I dont eat..I dont need to eat, I've got oxygen.

But of course pooping is of the devil. I'm a sinless being.

It's my personal ideology that if you're hot and have a vagina you don't poop.

Ofcourse it's anatomically impossible but that really doesn't matter.

phil19
05/21/09, 12:56 AM
i poop at least once a day. usually as soon as i get to work

SilenceBrokenTT
05/21/09, 01:20 AM
If you love to poop, go to Basic Training. They practically force feed you a boat load of fiber every day. Also, go around the holidays (Thanksgiving), so you get an amazing meal that day (seriously, the best Thanksgiving meal i've ever had). I kid you not, within an hour after having chow that day EVERYONE was either on the crapper, or waiting in line. That shit fucked us up (bowels wise).

TMI?


Oh and I only go like, once a week now...

killerswells
05/21/09, 01:56 AM
real men ac slater that shit.

http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/8951/acue3.jpg

Mibabalou
05/21/09, 07:51 AM
real men ac slater that shit.

http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/8951/acue3.jpg

i enojoy poopin like this

takemyhand
05/21/09, 09:20 AM
girls don't poop.

kemichels
05/21/09, 09:25 AM
this thread is fucked up.

yves.
05/21/09, 10:40 AM
girls don't poop.

neither do gays~!

denissuxx
05/21/09, 11:28 AM
girls don't poop.

I knew it.

the1
05/21/09, 02:40 PM
girls don't poop.

tubgirl does :-(

thesafeword
05/21/09, 02:47 PM
girls don't poop.
This.

zion the lion
05/21/09, 04:40 PM
For girls, the asshole is just for anal

thesafeword
05/21/09, 05:21 PM
For girls, the asshole is just for anal
She knows what's up.

MyNameIsRoss
05/21/09, 07:37 PM
i love when you take a shit and when you go to wipe and there's no poo on the toilet paper.

WakeUpBlondie
05/21/09, 07:38 PM
I love those ones that come right out. They really make you feel good about yourself, self esteem +1

headclub
05/21/09, 07:50 PM
see,this thread makes people reflect and feel better about their days because of a few minutes on the pooper

more heart
05/21/09, 07:53 PM
I havent pooped since I hit puberty

truth

That's probably not good.

zion the lion
05/21/09, 07:55 PM
That's probably not good.

poop = evil
no poop = practically jesus

thus it is good.

AndrewIcex
05/22/09, 11:39 PM
For girls, the asshole is just for anal

For the chick in Zack and Miri make a porno... that caused lots of poo.

Ailite
05/24/09, 08:10 AM
For girls, the asshole is just for anal
word

I love pooping. Only slightly less theraputic than sleep.

Ailite
05/24/09, 08:10 AM
i love when you take a shit and when you go to wipe and there's no poo on the toilet paper.
This. Better than christmas

RecklessXRandy
05/24/09, 11:05 AM
http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/baby-girl-unchi.jpg

My question is: where did that stool get biceps?

trappedintime
05/24/09, 02:21 PM
this thread is poop.

Michifoxx
05/24/09, 05:54 PM
I pooed today..twice. :thumbup:

AndrewIcex
05/24/09, 06:03 PM
I pooed today..twice. :thumbup:

We have a winner!

Michifoxx
05/24/09, 06:07 PM
We have a winner!

yeaa...felt good

AndrewIcex
05/24/09, 06:07 PM
I bet haha.

TheSkyline
05/24/09, 06:19 PM
I'm sorry, but seeing girls say they pooped just seems so gross to me. haha
I can't/don't want to think about it. haha

argg_xo
05/24/09, 06:22 PM
a small latino child pooped in a boot at work once. i refused to clean it up and the parents refused to pay for it.

thehereaway
05/24/09, 06:25 PM
i love when you take a shit and when you go to wipe and there's no poo on the toilet paper.

funny because its true

phil19
05/24/09, 06:27 PM
a small latino child pooped in a boot at work once. i refused to clean it up and the parents refused to pay for it.

some lil kid dropped a deuce in on of the isles when i worked at a supermarket. his mum was right there but did nothing about it. they just walked off. mate of mine had to clean it up haha. security footage was the funniest shit ever

argg_xo
05/24/09, 06:40 PM
some lil kid dropped a deuce in on of the isles when i worked at a supermarket. his mum was right there but did nothing about it. they just walked off. mate of mine had to clean it up haha. security footage was the funniest shit ever
so gross! i don't know how it happened but this kid managed to aim directly in the boot and no one noticed him until i walked past?! i'm no longer surprised by anything that happens while working in retail.

limepomegranate
05/24/09, 07:09 PM
pooping is gross but so satisfying.

AndrewIcex
05/24/09, 07:51 PM
some lil kid dropped a deuce in on of the isles when i worked at a supermarket. his mum was right there but did nothing about it. they just walked off. mate of mine had to clean it up haha. security footage was the funniest shit ever

Pun?

pooping is gross but so satisfying.

You are a winner. And were both approaching 1,000 posts :)

live.
05/24/09, 07:54 PM
Okay this thread is dumb. There's a well respected book on the subject that everyone should just refer to from now on.

http://uberconservative.files.wordpress.co m/2008/09/71610f1mdnl__ss500_.jpg

limepomegranate
05/24/09, 07:57 PM
You are a winner. And were both approaching 1,000 posts :)
lol thanks ahhh i totally didn't notice that!

AndrewIcex
05/24/09, 08:00 PM
lol thanks ahhh i totally didn't notice that!

I know, its the best haha.

phil19
05/24/09, 08:18 PM
so gross! i don't know how it happened but this kid managed to aim directly in the boot and no one noticed him until i walked past?! i'm no longer surprised by anything that happens while working in retail.

so true

Pun?


haha i didnt even notice to tell the truth

AndrewIcex
05/24/09, 08:21 PM
well thankyou :-)

Welcome sir, welcome.

AndrewIcex
05/24/09, 08:23 PM
haha i didnt even notice to tell the truth
Haha well that makes it even better then!

phil19
05/24/09, 08:24 PM
Haha well that makes it even better then!

well thankyou :-)

zion the lion
05/24/09, 08:26 PM
I'm eating spinach artichoke dip with green tortilla chips and it's the only thing I've eaten at all today...I have a feeling my shit will be green tonight...


if girls pooped.

AndrewIcex
05/24/09, 08:26 PM
I'm eating spinach artichoke dip with green tortilla chips and it's the only thing I've eaten at all today...I have a feeling my shit will be green tonight...


if girls pooped.

If you do, and you admit it... you become a winner, in my book. :-)

phil19
05/24/09, 08:27 PM
Welcome sir, welcome.

is it just me or did our last couple of posts get mixed around?

zion the lion
05/24/09, 08:29 PM
If you do, and you admit it... you become a winner, in my book. :-)

I'm not much of an eater, which means I'm not much of a pooper...but I'll be pleasantly surprised if I do and it's green, that would be awesome.

AndrewIcex
05/24/09, 08:29 PM
is it just me or did our last couple of posts get mixed around?
They did, it has been happening a lot on AP.net lately, and I am not sure why either.

AndrewIcex
05/24/09, 08:30 PM
I'm not much of an eater, which means I'm not much of a pooper...but I'll be pleasantly surprised if I do and it's green, that would be awesome.
It would be quite an accomplishment.

zion the lion
05/24/09, 08:36 PM
It would be quite an accomplishment.

I would be proud enough to take a picture and show it off to my friends (yeah we actually do it sometimes) but alas I cant find my camera.

AndrewIcex
05/24/09, 08:41 PM
I would be proud enough to take a picture and show it off to my friends (yeah we actually do it sometimes) but alas I cant find my camera.
That is some bravery right there.

zion the lion
05/24/09, 08:46 PM
That is some bravery right there.

It's quite liberating.

AndrewIcex
05/24/09, 08:48 PM
It's quite liberating.

I am impressed, good good stuff.

LamarVannoy
05/25/09, 04:52 AM
i never poop...in public bathrooms.

Plodbax
05/25/09, 05:17 AM
Just Pooped.

killerswells
05/25/09, 05:29 AM
god i love to poo in public toilets and not flush. its like christmas for whoever comes in there next.

RejoiceMySoul
05/25/09, 07:51 AM
Reading this thread makes me wanna poop....back in 10.

pretty.over.it.
05/25/09, 08:51 AM
Thought this was appropriate.

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limepomegranate
05/25/09, 12:36 PM
I know, its the best haha.
oh goodness you beat me to 1,000! i've really gotten slack in my posting

AndrewIcex
05/25/09, 02:12 PM
oh goodness you beat me to 1,000! i've really gotten slack in my posting

Haha I was up pretty late last night posting.

phil19
05/25/09, 06:51 PM
i had to poop in the dark this morning. light in the shitter was broken. i got poop on my thumb

limepomegranate
05/25/09, 06:53 PM
Haha I was up pretty late last night posting.
oh wow i went to my friends house last night honestly though i kept getting so pissed/annoyed i would have had way more fun posting than i did there

zion the lion
05/25/09, 07:40 PM
i had to poop in the dark this morning. light in the shitter was broken. i got poop on my thumb

Thats why I always wash my hands with rubbing alcohol...just in case.

zion the lion
05/25/09, 07:45 PM
whats rubbing alcohol? i just used the soap :shrug:

the stuff you buy in the store to dissinfect a wound. I use 100% alcohol because it kills all the germs.

phil19
05/25/09, 07:45 PM
Thats why I always wash my hands with rubbing alcohol...just in case.

whats rubbing alcohol? i just used the soap :shrug:

phil19
05/25/09, 07:54 PM
the stuff you buy in the store to dissinfect a wound. I use 100% alcohol because it kills all the germs.

oh. thats probably a good thing. but you'd have to poop first, right =P

Charles777
05/25/09, 07:57 PM
Poop is funny

zion the lion
05/25/09, 08:00 PM
oh. thats probably a good thing. but you'd have to poop first, right =P

I'm just paranoid about germs, I also pour alcohol on my toothbrush right before I brush my teeth. And of course not, I pour the alcohol in my hands and then wipe with my hands (no toilet paper). That's the manly way to do it.

samsara
05/25/09, 08:04 PM
I had to use a port-a-potty the other day because I was at the park at didnt want to drive anywhere. I didnt poo but I did pee. I was so afraid my friend was going to run into it and get someone else's poop on me.

phil19
05/25/09, 08:04 PM
I'm just paranoid about germs, I also pour alcohol on my toothbrush right before I brush my teeth. And of course not, I pour the alcohol in my hands and then wipe with my hands (no toilet paper). That's the manly way to do it.

you disinfect your toothbrush before you use it? thats weird.
germaphobe

zion the lion
05/25/09, 08:09 PM
you disinfect your toothbrush before you use it? thats weird.
germaphobe

I dont trust the people I live with, I know someone has dropped my toothbrush at least once so I take some boiling hot water and put the alcohol on it then wrinse it out with the hot water (just so the germs are absolutely gone) before I brush.

thehereaway
05/25/09, 08:10 PM
I just went for a poop and got the most vicious splash-back, not happy.

phil19
05/25/09, 08:23 PM
I dont trust the people I live with, I know someone has dropped my toothbrush at least once so I take some boiling hot water and put the alcohol on it then wrinse it out with the hot water (just so the germs are absolutely gone) before I brush.

fair enough. these days i have my own bathroom so dont have to worry bout such things

AndrewIcex
05/25/09, 09:31 PM
oh wow i went to my friends house last night honestly though i kept getting so pissed/annoyed i would have had way more fun posting than i did there

Ya should have! I would have talked!

And does anyone do the old fashioned read on the shitter thing?

limepomegranate
05/25/09, 10:31 PM
Ya should have! I would have talked!

And does anyone do the old fashioned read on the shitter thing?
boooo now i'm sad
and no i wait until the last possible moment so i spend like 2min in there tops

AndrewIcex
05/25/09, 10:34 PM
boooo now i'm sad
and no i wait until the last possible moment so i spend like 2min in there tops

Always game to talk! Remember this, for future ref.

And I tend to wait till the last minute too... but I know a few that love to read during the event.

limepomegranate
05/25/09, 10:39 PM
Always game to talk! Remember this, for future ref.

And I tend to wait till the last minute too... but I know a few that love to read during the event.
i don't think i could concentrate on the act if i was reading. i tend to get really into books...
and okiedokie! i am friending you then!

AndrewIcex
05/25/09, 10:41 PM
i don't think i could concentrate on the act if i was reading. i tend to get really into books...
and okiedokie! i am friending you then!

Haha like you go to do the business, but sit down and start reading before you know it... with no clock in sight, its 5 hours later and still no poop.

And okay!

limepomegranate
05/25/09, 10:44 PM
Haha like you go to do the business, but sit down and start reading before you know it... with no clock in sight, its 5 hours later and still no poop.

And okay!
yea that's EXACTLY how it is actually lol

AndrewIcex
05/25/09, 10:46 PM
yea that's EXACTLY how it is actually lol

I am the same way, what a coincidence!

Jake Denning
05/26/09, 03:11 AM
yea that's EXACTLY how it is actually lol


Girls dont poop. end of story.

killerswells
05/26/09, 06:05 AM
Ya should have! I would have talked!

And does anyone do the old fashioned read on the shitter thing?

i literally have sat on the shitter for over an hour just reading. when i went to stand up, my legs were asleep and i almost fell into the bathtub.

WhitestKidUKnow
05/26/09, 08:32 AM
I just went for a poop and got the most vicious splash-back, not happy.

one of my least favorite bathroom occurrences.

thehereaway
05/26/09, 09:13 AM
one of my least favorite bathroom occurrences.
What's worse is when you've already wee'd a little bit beforehand :puke:

WhitestKidUKnow
05/26/09, 09:16 AM
What's worse is when you've already wee'd a little bit beforehand :puke:

yea, or when it happens in public bathrooms. it's devastating.

limepomegranate
05/26/09, 09:53 AM
I am the same way, what a coincidence!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh are we twins or something?

AndrewIcex
05/26/09, 10:06 AM
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh are we twins or something?

We might be! That is an excellent question haha. :-)

limepomegranate
05/26/09, 02:15 PM
We might be! That is an excellent question haha. :-)
lol thanks
and if we are twins i can't think of anyone i'd rather be twins with!

Reaver
05/26/09, 02:24 PM
lol thanks
and if we are twins i can't think of anyone i'd rather be twins with!

not even me? :wave:

limepomegranate
05/26/09, 02:29 PM
not even me? :wave:
well now ahhhhhhhhhh so many choices :-( let's all be related LOL

AndrewIcex
05/26/09, 02:31 PM
lol thanks
and if we are twins i can't think of anyone i'd rather be twins with!
I agree! I cannot think of any other person either, its practically perfect!

AndrewIcex
05/26/09, 02:36 PM
well now ahhhhhhhhhh so many choices :-( let's all be related LOL

Like all of AP.net?!!?!?

limepomegranate
05/26/09, 02:47 PM
Like all of AP.net?!!?!?
lol only the people we like!

AndrewIcex
05/26/09, 02:49 PM
lol only the people we like!

But I still think we should be the leader twins, but that is just how I see it.

zion the lion
05/26/09, 02:49 PM
How can you be twins if you arent even the same age?

yes I'm just a dream killer.

AndrewIcex
05/26/09, 02:51 PM
How can you be twins if you arent even the same age?

yes I'm just a dream killer.

Our ages on here might be tricking you.

Do you want in the circle of twins too?

limepomegranate
05/26/09, 02:52 PM
But I still think we should be the leader twins, but that is just how I see it.
i concur! after all we are starting it! :-d
How can you be twins if you arent even the same age?

yes I'm just a dream killer.
no you're not a dream killer. just a cunt

AndrewIcex
05/26/09, 02:57 PM
i concur! after all we are starting it! :-d

no you're not a dream killer. just a cunt

Yep, we indeed are the creators. Its decided, we win.


Hahahaha, I'm sorry that was fucking hilarious.

zion the lion
05/26/09, 02:57 PM
Our ages on here might be tricking you.

Do you want in the circle of twins too?

...maybe just a little bit. Yes

i concur! after all we are starting it! :-d

no you're not a dream killer. just a cunt

thanks for breaking my heart.

limepomegranate
05/26/09, 03:00 PM
Yep, we indeed are the creators. Its decided, we win.


Hahahaha, I'm sorry that was fucking hilarious.
lol i try i try

...maybe just a little bit. Yes



thanks for breaking my heart.
well that's what you get for breaking my heart! maybe if you apologize profusely i may allow you to be in the circle of twins...

AndrewIcex
05/26/09, 03:03 PM
...maybe just a little bit. Yes



thanks for breaking my heart.

Well its okay with me if you are in the circle, and you gotta admit it was pretty hilarious.

zion the lion
05/26/09, 03:05 PM
lol i try i try


well that's what you get for breaking my heart! maybe if you apologize profusely i may allow you to be in the circle of twins...

sorry?

Well its okay with me if you are in the circle, and you gotta admit it was pretty hilarious.

My tears dont think it's hilarious.

AndrewIcex
05/26/09, 03:06 PM
lol i try i try


well that's what you get for breaking my heart! maybe if you apologize profusely i may allow you to be in the circle of twins...

You do it well, and she just has to be nice and apologize and I am okay with her joining.

AndrewIcex
05/26/09, 03:07 PM
sorry?



My tears dont think it's hilarious.

I understand, if it was focused at me I would be in the same place as you too.

But you did try to bring us down though.

limepomegranate
05/26/09, 03:09 PM
sorry?



My tears dont think it's hilarious.
not good enough.

You do it well, and she just has to be nice and apologize and I am okay with her joining.
thankyou :-)
and yes if she apologizes to my satisfaction i'll let her join us!

AndrewIcex
05/26/09, 03:11 PM
not good enough.


thankyou :-)
and yes if she apologizes to my satisfaction i'll let her join us!

Fair enough, fair enough.

zion the lion
05/26/09, 03:15 PM
I understand, if it was focused at me I would be in the same place as you too.

But you did try to bring us down though.

I tried to bring you down the way a mother brings down her children, by killing their hopes and dreams in a loving way...because I was jealous

not good enough.


thankyou :-)
and yes if she apologizes to my satisfaction i'll let her join us!

sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry I love you sorry sorry sorry sorry i love you sorry sorry sorry and sorry times gajillion

limepomegranate
05/26/09, 03:16 PM
Fair enough, fair enough.
lol
I tried to bring you down the way a mother brings down her children, by killing their hopes and dreams in a loving way...because I was jealous



sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry I love you sorry sorry sorry sorry i love you sorry sorry sorry and sorry times gajillion
okiedokie good enough for me! you're in :-d

AndrewIcex
05/26/09, 03:21 PM
I tried to bring you down the way a mother brings down her children, by killing their hopes and dreams in a loving way...because I was jealous



sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry I love you sorry sorry sorry sorry i love you sorry sorry sorry and sorry times gajillion

That might be good enough, and bringing us down though is not what we needed haha.

lol

okiedokie good enough for me! you're in :-d

Yeah! Woohoo!

zion the lion
05/26/09, 03:25 PM
lol

okiedokie good enough for me! you're in :-d

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

That might be good enough, and bringing us down though is not what we needed haha.



Yeah! Woohoo!

I do that when I'm jealous.

I'm so happy I could poo!

limepomegranate
05/26/09, 03:25 PM
Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy



I do that when I'm jealous.

I'm so happy I could poo!
lol you're cute

AndrewIcex
05/26/09, 03:26 PM
Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy



I do that when I'm jealous.

I'm so happy I could poo!

Oh okayy, got ya that makes sense!

What were you jealous of?

zion the lion
05/26/09, 03:38 PM
Oh okayy, got ya that makes sense!

What were you jealous of?

I was jealous of all the fun you were having without me.

AndrewIcex
05/26/09, 03:45 PM
I was jealous of all the fun you were having without me.
So I just need to keep you involved with my fun? I can do this.

zion the lion
05/26/09, 03:52 PM
So I just need to keep you involved with my fun? I can do this.

Yeah...I'm like a big baby.

AndrewIcex
05/26/09, 03:58 PM
Yeah...I'm like a big baby.

Well that is okay! haha

Duexy
05/26/09, 04:47 PM
shitty thread

4N6 science
05/26/09, 06:24 PM
i took a huge poop this morning.

llwilliamsll
05/26/09, 06:31 PM
I've taken two solid dumps today.

phil19
05/26/09, 06:56 PM
the light in the work shitter is still broken so i had to take a dump in the dark again

bobcatbob18
05/26/09, 07:32 PM
I ate Taco Bell yesterday and had 3 spurts of diarrhea today. On the walk to the train this morning, I needed to stop and hit up the ATM. It's a good thing I did because the first attack hit me as soon as my 20 slid out of the machine. I almost could have shit myself on the train on the way to work. :-(

Wildness774
05/27/09, 12:16 AM
this thread is halarious

Wildness774
05/27/09, 12:17 AM
I ate Taco Bell yesterday and had 3 spurts of diarrhea today. On the walk to the train this morning, I needed to stop and hit up the ATM. It's a good thing I did because the first attack hit me as soon as my 20 slid out of the machine. I almost could have shit myself on the train on the way to work. :-(

yeah taco bell is HORRIBLE FOR THE DIGESTION
so is coffee

Michifoxx
05/27/09, 06:23 AM
I ate Taco Bell yesterday and had 3 spurts of diarrhea today. On the walk to the train this morning, I needed to stop and hit up the ATM. It's a good thing I did because the first attack hit me as soon as my 20 slid out of the machine. I almost could have shit myself on the train on the way to work. :-(

Ahh this is why i hate Taco Bell..

AndrewIcex
05/27/09, 08:33 AM
White Castles! Good ol sliders, those take you to the jon.

Richard Maxim
05/27/09, 12:18 PM
girls don't poop.
but they do queef?
and shart.

takemyhand
05/27/09, 02:12 PM
but they do queef?
and shart.

... no they don't.
I do not know what sort of girls you hangout with, but they sound gross.

Richard Maxim
05/27/09, 02:26 PM
... no they don't.
I do not know what sort of girls you hangout with, but they sound gross.

girls with anus'?

takemyhand
05/27/09, 02:33 PM
girls with anus'?

Stop replying to me. You're gross and I have no idea what your even talking about.

Richard Maxim
05/27/09, 02:38 PM
Stop replying to me. You're gross and I have no idea what your even talking about.

you can definitely stop me from replying on a forum. :wave:

zion the lion
05/27/09, 02:50 PM
... no they don't.
I do not know what sort of girls you hangout with, but they sound gross.

I'm pretty sure girls queef...I mean I dont but other people probably do. Sharting on the other hand is something only babies and men do.

phil19
05/27/09, 05:29 PM
ive been doing the smelliest farts lately but my poops have not been satisfying

4N6 science
05/27/09, 05:32 PM
I just took a nice shit, it was short and sweet.

Cheesus
05/27/09, 05:33 PM
This is. I made a poop thread and it was locked.

damn

SilenceBrokenTT
05/27/09, 05:41 PM
How can you be twins if you arent even the same age?

yes I'm just a dream killer.

How can twins have two different dads (http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&ct=res&cd=3&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews.com%2F story%2F0%2C2933%2C520524%2C00.html &ei=iN0dStn3MpH8tgPm_5yNCg&usg=AFQjCNFV7YdIRFGfsHOkDluwZVaPTCf _Iw&sig2=WVZ6UoBj5MwwmlcM2pY4UQ)?

Anywho, I just shat like an hour or so ago... was a good one, back to normal looking shit. For awhile they were weird. I need to eat better.

takemyhand
05/27/09, 08:52 PM
you can definitely stop me from replying on a forum. :wave:

God, you are cool.
Please, do not stop.

Richard Maxim
05/27/09, 09:31 PM
God, you are cool.
Please, do not stop.
Yay, so you changed your mind?

Duexy
05/27/09, 09:46 PM
oh shit :popcorn:

thesafeword
05/27/09, 09:48 PM
Drama in the pooping thread.

muttley
05/27/09, 09:49 PM
girls don't poop.

i remember seeing a shirt that said that...

limepomegranate
05/27/09, 09:50 PM
uh oh shit has hit the fan

muttley
05/27/09, 09:51 PM
i love when you take a shit and when you go to wipe and there's no poo on the toilet paper.

i think that's called a ghost poopie.
Edit: nevermind, that's a clean poopie.

thesafeword
05/27/09, 09:53 PM
uh oh shit has hit the fan
Literally.

WhitestKidUKnow
05/27/09, 10:01 PM
I enjoy when my poop takes unconventional shapes.

Cheesus
05/27/09, 11:14 PM
is it weird that i used to have a folder in my cell phone named "poop" where i would store all my favorite self-shot poop images?

mrxstripes
05/27/09, 11:38 PM
yeah taco bell is HORRIBLE FOR THE DIGESTION
so is coffee
Coffee's my problem. I know it messes with my stomach, but I can't bring myself to not drink. And I have IBS so my digestive system is already unhappy. I go about twice a day, one usually being diarrhea.
This topic's glorious haha.

kdefrisc
05/27/09, 11:55 PM
i literally have sat on the shitter for over an hour just reading. when i went to stand up, my legs were asleep and i almost fell into the bathtub.

lmao this thread is hysterical

takemyhand
05/28/09, 12:16 AM
God I have to post this somewhere,
I go on this other forum site -basically for girls only hahaha.
But there's a thread called "he hit me because I farted" and inside it says:
"so me and my bf were having sex, and i was on my period. so we did anal. when he pulled out i farted. and he slapped me, asked what was wrong with me then walked out the door. he hits me quite alot but i love him. he has a big penis . :)

am i wrong for liking him."

I felt this is was sort of on topic.

killerswells
05/28/09, 12:35 AM
is it weird that i used to have a folder in my cell phone named "poop" where i would store all my favorite self-shot poop images?

hahahahahahahahahahaha that is awesome.

God I have to post this somewhere,
I go on this other forum site -basically for girls only hahaha.
But there's a thread called "he hit me because I farted" and inside it says:
"so me and my bf were having sex, and i was on my period. so we did anal. when he pulled out i farted. and he slapped me, asked what was wrong with me then walked out the door. he hits me quite alot but i love him. he has a big penis . :)

am i wrong for liking him."

I felt this is was sort of on topic.

i dont know whether to laugh, or cry.

zion the lion
05/28/09, 12:55 AM
is it weird that i used to have a folder in my cell phone named "poop" where i would store all my favorite self-shot poop images?

I do that, in fact I send the pics to some of my more poop friendly friends.

Cheesus
05/28/09, 01:06 AM
hahahahahahahahahahaha that is awesome.


lolol k cool. Guess I'm in the clear!

I do that, in fact I send the pics to some of my more poop friendly friends.


add me to ur list plz

killerswells
05/28/09, 01:14 AM
I do that, in fact I send the pics to some of my more poop friendly friends.

add me.

the1
05/28/09, 03:46 AM
http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/img/facepalm.jpeg

Michifoxx
05/28/09, 06:42 AM
God I have to post this somewhere,
I go on this other forum site -basically for girls only hahaha.
But there's a thread called "he hit me because I farted" and inside it says:
"so me and my bf were having sex, and i was on my period. so we did anal. when he pulled out i farted. and he slapped me, asked what was wrong with me then walked out the door. he hits me quite alot but i love him. he has a big penis . :)

am i wrong for liking him."

I felt this is was sort of on topic.

link.? and wtf thats pretty messed up. and sorta funny.. ?

takemyhand
05/28/09, 06:48 AM
link.? and wtf thats pretty messed up. and sorta funny.. ?

idk if this link will work but:
http://messageboards.gurl.com/gl-relations/messages/?topfolder=3

There is some intense stuff on that site, hahaha.

victoriasdf
05/28/09, 07:34 AM
i love to poop.

AndrewIcex
05/28/09, 09:23 AM
God I have to post this somewhere,
I go on this other forum site -basically for girls only hahaha.
But there's a thread called "he hit me because I farted" and inside it says:
"so me and my bf were having sex, and i was on my period. so we did anal. when he pulled out i farted. and he slapped me, asked what was wrong with me then walked out the door. he hits me quite alot but i love him. he has a big penis . :)

am i wrong for liking him."

I felt this is was sort of on topic.
Can I just say.. her boyfriend deserved it?

WhitestKidUKnow
05/28/09, 06:01 PM
I just took one of the most solid all-around poops of my life. it was a monster of a shit, and when I got up and was done, I found with just one wipe that it was a clean one. the whole process was done in under two minutes.

WhitestKidUKnow
05/28/09, 06:02 PM
God I have to post this somewhere,
I go on this other forum site -basically for girls only hahaha.
But there's a thread called "he hit me because I farted" and inside it says:
"so me and my bf were having sex, and i was on my period. so we did anal. when he pulled out i farted. and he slapped me, asked what was wrong with me then walked out the door. he hits me quite alot but i love him. he has a big penis . :)

am i wrong for liking him."

I felt this is was sort of on topic.

I would have given her a high five.

phil19
05/28/09, 06:03 PM
I just took one of the most solid all-around poops of my life. it was a monster of a shit, and when I got up and was done, I found with just one wipe that it was a clean one. the whole process was done in under two minutes.

it just doesnt get much better than that

AndrewIcex
06/01/09, 05:04 AM
Poop (my form of a slight bump)