sweet merciful crap

[blaarg]

there are 2 matters that need to be adressed involving the general welfare of the forum.
item 1) this new "god" character... i declare a holy war on him, i'm already god.
item 2) if big phatty4 annoys you, don't post on his threads telling him how gay he is, he just wants to pis you off, and by posting on his threads you only make them stay longer, leave them alone and they will go away.

[mOvielife99]

i like your 1984 sig

[the_champ_is_here]

Originally posted by blaarg
1) this new "god" character... i declare a holy war on him, i'm already god.


For some reason, I dont think god would be a something corporate fan.

[cheez mastah]

Originally posted by OffBasil
For some reason, I dont think god would be a something corporate fan.

what the hell are you talking about? god loves shitty pop punk!

[blaarg]

Originally posted by OffBasil
For some reason, I dont think god would be a something corporate fan.
exactly, i hate something corporate.

[God(jesus'sdad)]

Blaarg you're wrong... God is a something corporate fan

hence the logo

<----

-God

[blaarg]

Originally posted by God(jesus'sdad)
Blaarg you're wrong... God is a something corporate fan

hence the logo

<----

thall shalt not have any god over me, if you claim to be god you will be sent to the eternal disco of hell.

[God(jesus'sdad)]

you better stop then if you want to stay away from the disco hell

-God

[blaarg]

Originally posted by God(jesus'sdad)
you better stop then if you want to stay away from the disco hell


but it's different cuz i'm the real god.

[God(jesus'sdad)]

maybe your name is just short for goddess... you can reign with me if you choose...

-God

[sigh]

Originally posted by God(jesus'sdad)
maybe your name is just short for goddess... you can reign with me if you choose...

-God
uh why the fuck do u take the time to write "-God" after every post
God doesnt have to reassure himself that hes God to noone

[God(jesus'sdad)]

It's just the way that it is

-God

[Greg]

Originally posted by sigh
uh why the fuck do u take the time to write "-God" after every post
God doesnt have to reassure himself that hes God to noone

you've got a good point

[sigh]

Originally posted by Greg
you've got a good point
of course i do, im the real god here...oops didi just make a booboo?

[Matthew]

Originally posted by blaarg
but it's different cuz i'm the real god.


I believe you. Im going to fly a plane into the followers of the impostor's buildings. Or amybe a nice suicide bombing.

[God(jesus'sdad)]

no... no mistake. you are just claiming to be God, but we all know that im the only God

-God

[the_champ_is_here]

Originally posted by sigh
of course i do, im the real god here...oops didi just make a booboo?

I'M SO CONFUSED!

[sigh]

Originally posted by OffBasil
I'M SO CONFUSED! dont worry my son, it will be ok as long as you believe in me and not these fake idols

[God(jesus'sdad)]

sigh... you suck at being a fake God... you're a dumbass

-God

[sigh]

Originally posted by God(jesus'sdad)
sigh... you suck at being a fake God... you're a dumbass

-God
are you sighing, or are you adderssing Me. See, I like to capitalize my name cus im God and Im important to your life

[God(jesus'sdad)]

since its capitalized in your username and all... you just contradicted yourself... definently not God

-God

[sigh]

Originally posted by God(jesus'sdad)
since its capitalized in your username and all... you just contradicted yourself... definently not God

-God
no it isnt...

[God(jesus'sdad)]

i was being sarcastic... you're a real quick guy

-God

(you notice that i say guy)

[Matthew]

Originally posted by God(jesus'sdad)
since its capitalized in your username and all... you just contradicted yourself... definently not God

-God


But God is always contradicting himself.

ex. I love all men (but Im going to send 77% of the world to hell anyway)

ex. thou shalt not kill - in the same book as - thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

[sigh]

Originally posted by God(jesus'sdad)
i was being sarcastic... you're a real quick guy

-God

(you notice that i say guy)
well, I was just assuming you were acting your intelligence which isnt the reason I created you...I dont even know WHY I created you.....

[God(jesus'sdad)]

technically hell is just a place where you learn to change your ways... its a state of mind... no fire or endless pit... its a place where you learn to change your ways where you can be in God's presence. I do this because i want you to be able to be with me... no unclean thing shall be in my presence... the reason for hell

-God

[God(jesus'sdad)]

Why would God assume things... I dont assume (Im God) things because if you assume you will only get yourself into trouble.

-God

[sigh]

your a newbie, you cant be God

[Matthew]

Originally posted by God(jesus'sdad)
technically hell is just a place where you learn to change your ways... its a state of mind... no fire or endless pit... its a place where you learn to change your ways where you can be in God's presence. I do this because i want you to be able to be with me... no unclean thing shall be in my presence... the reason for hell

-God

Dude.... God is a douche

[God(jesus'sdad)]

God uses a douche (shower)

-God

[Suprhatch614]

Originally posted by sigh
your a newbie, you cant be God
Ditto

[blaarg]

i actually wrote my own bible, and started my own religion, i have a large group of followers stemming outward from my school, and a kid i never met before in my life recognized me as god, i think that just about settles it. i am god.

[Stompemplay]

Blaarg if your god can I go to your heaven? They won't let me into the other one (whole jewish thing).

[blaarg]

sure, my religion is based on procrastination, tv, & punk, anyone who recognizes me as god above all other frodulent gods goes to heaven (the big blaarg concert in the sky)

[theused_FSF]

Originally posted by blaarg
sure, my religion is based on procrastination, tv, & punk, anyone who recognizes me as god above all other frodulent gods goes to heaven (the big blaarg concert in the sky)


i will follow u to the end.... which should be within a couple of weeks

[blaarg]

novembember 7th 2007, to be exact

[blaarg]

Originally posted by ScreamoEMOBoy
Dude.... God is a douche
god (me) does not appreciate that tone of voice

[theused_FSF]

Originally posted by blaarg
novembember 7th 2007, to be exact

wow, i had no idea the earth would last pass this year

[blaarg]

well according to www.thespark.com i will die in that year do to a stunt gone wrong, so that's when the world will end.

[theused_FSF]

yeh, god dies which means we all die