Hey what's up ;)

[Cruis'n USA]

Hey guys. How is everyone? Sup?

[Five-Star]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[thesafeword]

Hey guys. I have a boner? Sup?

[Mibabalou]

best username ever

[SonEric84]

haha This guy is fucked.

[phil19]

bets on how long before this thread gets locked anyone?

[robat19]

http://www.houstonfasttrack.com/mCruis%27n_USA.jpghttp://i.testfreaks.co.uk/images/products/600x400/171/cruis-n-usa.518315.jpg%5C

[SonEric84]

http://www.houstonfasttrack.com/mCruis%27n_USA.jpghttp://i.testfreaks.co.uk/images/products/600x400/171/cruis-n-usa.518315.jpg%5C



Yes. I remember that.

[limepomegranate]

what the fuck? who's the old geezer?

[new_arbiter]

Hey guys. How is everyone? Sup?

Jesus, is that you?

[Heart-A-Tact]

Username = 110% awesome.

[thesafeword]

what the fuck? who's the old geezer?
Your next date.

[Five-Star]

http://www.houstonfasttrack.com/mCruis%27n_USA.jpghttp://i.testfreaks.co.uk/images/products/600x400/171/cruis-n-usa.518315.jpg%5C

lmaoooooo used to play this at the arcade.

[hockeycoshow1]

Hows it goin bro?

[screamoutmyname]

I liked your cousin, Cruis'n World, better.

[fake empire]

sup homes?

[fake empire]

bets on how long before this thread gets locked anyone?

why should it get locked??

[Cruis'n USA]

Hey nice to meet u all

[caveBEAR]

Hey nice to meet u all

Do you...by any chance...follow Mark Hoppus on Twitter?



Because that would explain alot.

[samsara]

Um weird.

Kawa-bung-a!

[wewascontenders]

yayayayayayaya he's from around here.

[Richard Maxim]

hey bra? what kickin?

[AJ F]

the first page of this thread

[Wildness774]

Username = 110% awesome.

wow judging by ur avatar
r u an avid cannibis smoker

[kemichels]

Hey guys. How is everyone? Sup?

sweet vid game man. high fives.

[bjm1702]

hi

[OldJersey]

wow judging by ur avatar
r u an avid cannibis smoker

wut

[takemyhand]

nm u? a/s/l?

[killerswells]

where did the OP get the sweet avatar with the AP logo? luuuuuuuuuucky.

[Charles777]

Cool beans!

[kaycey]

NCL cruises are the best.

[killerswells]

NCL cruises are the best.

carnival ftw

[kaycey]

carnival ftw
my dad works at NCL so...

[kaycey]

only thing better than cruises are free cruises.

[Michifoxx]

Cool beans!

Frijoles.? Habichuelas..?

[Heart-A-Tact]

wow judging by ur avatar
r u an avid cannibis smoker

Yeah, brah.

[victoriasdf]

lololololol ^^

[AndrewIcex]

41 is the new 20, duh... he is with his peers.

[AP_Punk]

;)

[love_american_style]

sup, bitch?

[Cruis'n USA]

Hi

[Ghostpsalm]

I liked your cousin, Cruis'n World, better.

i'll second that.

the flag girls wore cuter bikinis in cruis'n world

[AndrewIcex]

I think you are fake, its kinda obvious.

[argg_xo]

thread has a beach boys vibe to it.

[killerswells]

my dad works at NCL so...

my sister worked for NCL in alaska, and now works for royal caribbean in the bahamas.....she gets free cruisees but i get cheap cruises. its win mother fuckin win. sweet.

[Animalhill]

nm u? a/s/l?
hahahaha :thumbup:

[AndrewIcex]

hahahaha :thumbup:

Hey sir!

*not talking to the 40 year old creep.

[Cruis'n USA]

[QUOTE=AndrewIcex;44052682]Hey sir!

Hello

[Animalhill]

Hey sir!

*not talking to the 40 year old creep.
Haha what up dude? Spending another fucking day in a cubicle. Ehhhhhhhhhh

[AndrewIcex]

Hahahaha :wave:

[Five-Star]

thread still going huh

[AndrewIcex]

Haha what up dude? Spending another fucking day in a cubicle. Ehhhhhhhhhh
Oh yeah? I hear ya, I am watching I Am Legend and doing basically nothing. haha.

[Animalhill]

Hello
Yo man, I think a lot of people are being dicks (kind of rightfully so) because you're much older than the average person here. Like, I'm 20, and I kind of feel weird using this site. My mom is younger than you, by the way. I would recommend finding something geared more towards people over 35.

[AndrewIcex]

I was quoted in that haha.

He is a creeper, and he makes me nervous.

[Cruis'n USA]

What

[Five-Star]

what's a 41 year old man doing on a forum? how did you even find out about it?

[AndrewIcex]

I am telling you, he's fake.

[Five-Star]

*believes andrew*

[Cruis'n USA]

I'm a woman.

[Five-Star]

*def believes andrew*

[AndrewIcex]

Yup, I knew it.

[Cruis'n USA]

Nope my husband doesn't want to use it anymore.

[Animalhill]

Nope my husband doesn't want to use it anymore.
Sure.... are you listening to Divo while you put lipstick on and cross-dress, or Jewel?

[takemyhand]

41 year old cashier. alert, alert!

[Charles777]

Old people ftw

[fake empire]

noodz?

[4N6 science]

41 year old chick!!! show us your BEWBS!!!

[Bloodsucker II]

cougars!!!!!

[limepomegranate]

Your next date.
ewwwwwe

[thesafeword]

ewwwwwe
You'll love him.

[limepomegranate]

You'll love him.
how do you know? personal experience?

[thesafeword]

how do you know? personal experience?
Man, you are hard to set up dates with old men.

[argg_xo]

41 year old chick!!! show us your BEWBS!!!
what if they were saggy?

[thesafeword]

what if they were saggy?
Like that matters to him.

[argg_xo]

Like that matters to him.
yeah, you're probably right.

[Smash Adams]

what if they were saggy?
those are the best!

[thesafeword]

yeah, you're probably right.
Smash Adams just proved my point. Haha.

[argg_xo]

those are the best!

Smash Adams just proved my point. Haha.
Ian, I didn't know you liked cougars!

[thesafeword]

Ian, I didn't know you liked cougars!
The more you know...

[Smash Adams]

Smash Adams just proved my point. Haha.
I was joking, and it's Ian
Ian, I didn't know you liked cougars!
I don't cougars are scary and they eat you like steak and rip your face off
Do I mean the animal or milfs? the world may never know

[thesafeword]

I was joking, and it's Ian

I don't cougars are scary and they eat you like steak and rip your face off
Do I mean the animal or milfs? the world may never know
Names are for girls and gays.

And I can't remember them very well.

[argg_xo]

The more you know...
i learn something new everyday while on this forum.
I was joking, and it's Ian

I don't cougars are scary and they eat you like steak and rip your face off
Do I mean the animal or milfs? the world may never know
that perfectly describes both, so i think the answer is all above.

[thesafeword]

i learn something new everyday while on this forum.

that perfectly describes both, so i think the answer is all above.
It's probably something you could go without learning, but oh well.

[Smash Adams]

Names are for girls and gays.

And I can't remember them very well.
I have the same problem, no offense taken
i learn something new everyday while on this forum.

that perfectly describes both, so i think the answer is all above.
It does, the animals are cleaner though

[Cruis'n USA]

Yo smash

[argg_xo]

It's probably something you could go without learning, but oh well.
never said it was important or beneficial things that i learn!
I have the same problem, no offense taken

It does, the animals are cleaner though
when i am old and have a fat, rich husband, i'm going to be a cougar.

[Smash Adams]

Yo smash
what Cruis'n
never said it was important or beneficial things that i learn!

when i am old and have a fat, rich husband, i'm going to be a cougar.
What if he isn't rich?

[Cruis'n USA]

Sup

[argg_xo]

what Cruis'n

What if he isn't rich?
then we aren't getting married. duh.

[limepomegranate]

Man, you are hard to set up dates with old men.
i'm not going to apologize for that. i consider it a good thing

[Cruis'n USA]

then we aren't getting married. duh.

Can we?

[thesafeword]

i'm not going to apologize for that. i consider it a good thing
Fine.

[argg_xo]

Can we?
are you wealthy and fat?

[limepomegranate]

Fine.
ooooo fiesty are we?

[thesafeword]

ooooo fiesty are we?
That depends, are you? lololol

[Cruis'n USA]

are you wealthy and fat?

Wait why fat?

[limepomegranate]

That depends, are you? lololol
i don't know if you think i'm fiesty then ok i'm fiesty but why ask me if i'm fiesty when you're the one that will come up with the answer?

[argg_xo]

Wait why fat?
because i like 'em fat?

[thesafeword]

i don't know if you think i'm fiesty then ok i'm fiesty but why ask me if i'm fiesty when you're the one that will come up with the answer?
A comma or two really would've helped me comprehend what you were trying to say.

[fake empire]

because i like 'em fat?

how bout a fat dick????

[limepomegranate]

A comma or two really would've helped me comprehend what you were trying to say.
i'm not in a good enough mood to give you help in comprehension

[argg_xo]

how bout a fat dick????
i thought that was implied?

[thesafeword]

i'm not in a good enough mood to give you help in comprehension
I like your style.

[Cruis'n USA]

how bout a fat dick????

I've got it

[limepomegranate]

I like your style.
thankyou

[thesafeword]

thankyou
You're fucking welcome.

[kaycey]

my sister worked for NCL in alaska, and now works for royal caribbean in the bahamas.....she gets free cruisees but i get cheap cruises. its win mother fuckin win. sweet.
oh cool! i'll be going to europe this year, can't wait(:

[AndrewIcex]

This thread haha

[Five-Star]

must go on

[Charles777]

:chewy:

[Five-Star]

let the party begin.

http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files/12428690882015679410.gif

[AndrewIcex]

:violin::piano::bum: :drew:

[argg_xo]

:panbunny:

[Animalhill]

let the party begin.

http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files/12428690882015679410.gif

HAHAHA I bet that's how "Cruisin' USA walks after he's successfully lured a small child into his basement.
He's retrieving the lotion so it can put it on its skin- otherwise getting the hose (again).

[Five-Star]

sdgkldsjgioasdjilmaoooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooo yo i am fuckin dyin over here

Animalhil>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[AndrewIcex]

It puts the lotion on the skin, it puts the lotion on the skin. For the win. Cruis'N puts the lotion on the skin.

[kemichels]

It puts the lotion on the skin, it puts the lotion on the skin. For the win. Cruis'N puts the lotion on the skin.

My roommate kept saying this the whole night after we watched the movie Elsewhere. Freaking creepy lol.

[Animalhill]

sdgkldsjgioasdjilmaoooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooo yo i am fuckin dyin over here

Animalhil>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
hahaha :wave:

[AndrewIcex]

Hahaha well it is relevant here.

Well I am off to work, talk to you lads later.

Bye.

[Animalhill]

Hahaha well it is relevant here.

Well I am off to work, talk to you lads later.

Bye.
Later dude- take it easy

[limepomegranate]

i didn't think it was possible but the thread has taken a turn for the creepier...

[abbysmith]

I like this thread.

[Five-Star]

this thread rules.

[zion the lion]

How did I miss out on all the creeptastic fun of this thread?

And I'm sorry but the op is older than my mom haha weird.

[Animalhill]

this thread rules.
Agreed.

[Cruis'n USA]

Ur mom is young

[limepomegranate]

Ur mom is young
greaattt comeback. your skills in witticism are unsurpassed. i applaud you.

[zion the lion]

Ur mom is young

not that young. like 40.

[Animalhill]

Ur mom is young
My mom is 40... and not on this forum.

[abbysmith]

My mom is 40... and not on this forum.
My mom barely know how to use the internet, much less a forum.

[Animalhill]

My mom barely know how to use the internet, much less a forum.
Yeah my mom just started doing Champlain College online classes and calls me three times a night to help her use the forum that they use to discuss books and such. Cracks me up.

[4N6 science]

what if they were saggy?

Like that matters to him.


It doesn't matter. A better question would be what is she was a super hot milf?

[4N6 science]

Ur mom is young

lets talk!! you sound really interesting.

[Cruis'n USA]

greaattt comeback. your skills in witticism are unsurpassed. i applaud you.
Wtf that wasn't a comeback or an insult. I was serious.

[limepomegranate]

Wtf that wasn't a comeback or an insult. I was serious.
ok then i take back my compliment.
which wasn't actually a compliment

[AndrewIcex]

Poop :-)

[kianacarly]

Poop :-)

Every time I see you, I swear your post count is like 200 posts higher than the last time.

[AndrewIcex]

Every time I see you, I swear your post count is like 200 posts higher than the last time.
Haha well, honestly I am just that good, or that bored... either or.

[kianacarly]

Haha well, honestly I am just that good, or that bored... either or.

I don't think I could post that much in a day even if I tried. There's only so much I have to say...

[AndrewIcex]

I don't think I could post that much in a day even if I tried. There's only so much I have to say...
Haha well... I am a Journalist... that is my major and one of my jobs, ontop of dumb Macy's but when I am not working there I do articles for different newspapers... so I have to type a lot. It is part of it.

[kianacarly]

Haha well... I am a Journalist... that is my major and one of my jobs, ontop of dumb Macy's but when I am not working there I do articles for different newspapers... so I have to type a lot. It is part of it.

Woah now. Dissing Macy's?

[AndrewIcex]

Woah now. Dissing Macy's?
I have the right, been working there for like forever now... I mean yeah its not a hard job, but selling different items to middle aged women/men... gets kinda old after a while.

[kianacarly]

I have the right, been working there for like forever now... I mean yeah its not a hard job, but selling different items to middle aged women/men... gets kinda old after a while.

I love Macy's. Well, mostly the makeup counters, but the clothes are decent too. I wish we had one here.

[AndrewIcex]

I love Macy's. Well, mostly the makeup counters, but the clothes are decent too. I wish we had one here.
Well the makeup ladies tend to be the biggest lame sauces, they like to complain and such... but other than that we get a lot of business in that dept. I work in a lot of areas... from Mens shoes to Womens shoes, to every type of clothing... and often I go and work on the dock and unload trucks, just wherever my manager needs me... I just need the hours to support my music making addiction.

[kianacarly]

Well the makeup ladies tend to be the biggest lame sauces, they like to complain and such... but other than that we get a lot of business in that dept. I work in a lot of areas... from Mens shoes to Womens shoes, to every type of clothing... and often I go and work on the dock and unload trucks, just wherever my manager needs me... I just need the hours to support my music making addiction.

Yeah, I love makeup and plan on attending cosmetology school in the future, but most of the makeup artists I've met at counters and such are total bitches. I need to get a job, but there's not much in this tiny town. It's mostly just who you know, and unfortunately for me, I don't really know many people with those connections.

[AndrewIcex]

Yeah, I love makeup and plan on attending cosmetology school in the future, but most of the makeup artists I've met at counters and such are total bitches. I need to get a job, but there's not much in this tiny town. It's mostly just who you know, and unfortunately for me, I don't really know many people with those connections.
A good friend of mine just graduated from Cosmetology school, but she is not a bitch... she is more of a indie girl who has this weird talent in makeup... but she wants to go into theatrical makeup design.

[kianacarly]

A good friend of mine just graduated from Cosmetology school, but she is not a bitch... she is more of a indie girl who has this weird talent in makeup... but she wants to go into theatrical makeup design.

I really want to go to a school in Portland, but the ones I've looked at so far just look crappy. When people find out I want to go, I usually get a lot of, "Oh, so you can't get into a real college?" type responses and it pisses me off. I just recently got $100 worth of my makeup stolen though, and that was sad :-(

[AP_Punk]

let the party begin.

http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files/12428690882015679410.gif

hahahhaha

[AndrewIcex]

I really want to go to a school in Portland, but the ones I've looked at so far just look crappy. When people find out I want to go, I usually get a lot of, "Oh, so you can't get into a real college?" type responses and it pisses me off. I just recently got $100 worth of my makeup stolen though, and that was sad :-(
Well I come from more of a liberal area... Cincinnati Ohio, though filled with conservatives... has its fair share of liberals and Cosmetology is a legit major and career choice, its just who you are friends with and how talented are you at it. AND can you make it in that world? Arts like that, cause I consider it a form of art, its an art that happens to have schools designated for that specific career so why shouldn't you go for it? The have schools for JUST that, so do it even though people are dicks and shoot down peoples dreams, lame sauce.

And hell? My major Journalism? That gets more criticism than a lot of majors, cause it is a struggling major... and struggling career compared to most. My specific journalism is "Music Broadcast Journalism". Basically working for music magazines or some sort of VJ for a music station, MTV, E!, VH1, or radio stuff, anything of the sorts.

[Charles777]

Dick sandwich?

[CKY2K_Chicka777]

haaaaaribbbbullll

[trappedintime]

this thread must die!

[Michifoxx]

ugh.

[CKY2K_Chicka777]

ugh.




ya

[AndrewIcex]

ya
You live in Lex-Town Kentucky?

[Five-Star]

andrew about to put the moves on her.

[AndrewIcex]

andrew about to put the moves on her.
Negative, haha I just noticed it. If you were in her shoes, I would ask you too.

[Five-Star]

riiiiiiiight

[AndrewIcex]

Hahaha well lets just say, I have a good woman already.

[Five-Star]

fair enough.

[AndrewIcex]

Correct :-)

[zion the lion]

Now I'm wondering who mr./mrs. op really is

[Five-Star]

Probably got caught by date line.

[limepomegranate]

Probably got caught by date line.
roflmfao

[Five-Star]

chris henson dont play that shit.

[Cruis'n USA]

Yo

[new_arbiter]

Hello there, God incarnate.

[zion the lion]

Accident? No...nevermind I quit.

[Mibabalou]

HOW IS THIS THREAD 12 PAGES ??


when i posted on page 1 i would have bet it was gonna get locked

[AndrewIcex]

HOW IS THIS THREAD 12 PAGES ??


when i posted on page 1 i would have bet it was gonna get locked
I was wondering the same thing! They are being flexible with the thread closings it seems.

Though this thread does bring some entertaining conversation, and wondering who this mysterious poster is... probably someone we already know that posts here, like a fake account.

[Mibabalou]

i wish some one who is really 41 found ap and joined

[Cruis'n USA]

Hi

[Bloodsucker II]

i love how this thread is still going

[chris1152]

Hi

Hey bby.

[Five-Star]

good god some one close this thread the fun is over.

[AndrewIcex]

Poop

[Kobrakai09]

Hey guys. How is everyone? Sup?

Oh hai crazy person. :wave:

[4N6 science]

WTF Crusin USA still hasn't responded to me...this is absolute horse shit!

[Charles777]

absolutehorseshit.net
Music Mends Broken Cocks

[Animalhill]

good god some one close this thread the fun is over.

Yeah man-you me and Andrew had the last say on this one

[Five-Star]

Yeah man-you me and Andrew had the last say on this one

Yeah we some bad asses.

[Cruis'n USA]

WTF Crusin USA still hasn't responded to me...this is absolute horse shit!sup baby I forgot what u asked

[Animalhill]

Yeah we some bad asses.
For sure. I'm visiting my uncle in north carolina and he FED me moonshine last night. More hungover than I've ever been in my life right now.

[Five-Star]

For sure. I'm visiting my uncle in north carolina and he FED me moonshine last night. More hungover than I've ever been in my life right now.

lmaooo I was in SC earlier this year had a good time. I was drunk at fucking 5 pm walking around the wall talking to everyone I saw.

[Animalhill]

lmaooo I was in SC earlier this year had a good time. I was drunk at fucking 5 pm walking around the wall talking to everyone I saw.
Haha same dude. They drink like fish down here-so much fun. Plus I got some southern tail last night which I must say was primo

[new_arbiter]

Hey Cruis'n USA, I have a serious question for you. Please respond.

[Cruis'n USA]

What

[AndrewIcex]

Haha same dude. They drink like fish down here-so much fun. Plus I got some southern tail last night which I must say was primo
Southern tail aye?

[Five-Star]

Yeah man i was drunk every night down there. Going back in a couple weeks. I wasnt to pleased with the girls down there, didn't realy want to get any of there tails.

[AndrewIcex]

I have a girlfriend for that. That is my tail, if she knew I typed that... hell to pay, hell to pay haha.

[Five-Star]

So many girls in the world, can't be settled down with one just yet though i have had like 4 girlfriends in the past 5 years. Relationships can be good.

[new_arbiter]

What

When you decided to leave your heavenly home to mingle with us humans, was the decision tough?

Also, do you know where I could get a copy of the N64 version of your namesake?

[4N6 science]

sup baby I forgot what u asked

hahaha nothing important. PM i would like to talk to you more.

[.invisible ink.]

sup baby I forgot what u asked

fake.

[Animalhill]

Southern tail aye?
Haha two tails actually. My southern bells. Haha trashed right now- having a fucking blast Down here

[zion the lion]

Haha same dude. They drink like fish down here-so much fun. Plus I got some southern tail last night which I must say was primo

I can only assume this means sex.

[limepomegranate]

I can only assume this means sex.
you would.
i assumed the same thing.

[zion the lion]

you would.
i assumed the same thing.

I cant help it, I've only got one thing on my mind, and we all know what that is.

[limepomegranate]

I cant help it, I've only got one thing on my mind, and we all know what that is.
yes. well at least i do.

[zion the lion]

yes. well at least i do.

cookies

[limepomegranate]

cookies
well duhhh
and anyone who thought otherwise was a perverted moron.

[zion the lion]

well duhhh
and anyone who thought otherwise was a perverted moron.

It was pretty obvious haha.

[limepomegranate]

It was pretty obvious haha.
yea i know a little too obvious maybe? i mean you made it so easy...but oh well you'll weed out the weirdos and dumbasses in one move so it's not all bad!

[zion the lion]

yea i know a little too obvious maybe? i mean you made it so easy...but oh well you'll weed out the weirdos and dumbasses in one move so it's not all bad!

cookies are great though, I'm surprised other people dont just think about cookies.

[Animalhill]

I can only assume this means sex.
That it does, that it does.

[zion the lion]

That it does, that it does.

Oh, well then, eww and congrats.

[limepomegranate]

cookies are great though, I'm surprised other people dont just think about cookies.
i know but personally i prefer cupcakes so
you:cookies = me:cupcakes

[zion the lion]

i know but personally i prefer cupcakes so
you:cookies = me:cupcakes

Oh cupcakes! I completely forgot about those.

[limepomegranate]

Oh cupcakes! I completely forgot about those.
lol i never forget about cupcakes

[zion the lion]

lol i never forget about cupcakes

I dont think I've had a cupcake in maybe 5 or 6 years...wow. And now I want cupcakes for my birthday!

[limepomegranate]

I dont think I've had a cupcake in maybe 5 or 6 years...wow. And now I want cupcakes for my birthday!
oh my god. i could never go that long without cupcakes. i would die.

[zion the lion]

oh my god. i could never go that long without cupcakes. i would die.

I might just go out and get me a cupcake tonight now that I'm thinking about them...thanks to you

[limepomegranate]

I might just go out and get me a cupcake tonight now that I'm thinking about them...thanks to you
no problemo
go out and eat some cupcakes yum yum yummm

[AndrewIcex]

Haha two tails actually. My southern bells. Haha trashed right now- having a fucking blast Down here
Haha niiiice! I am glad you are enjoying yourself.

[CKY2K_Chicka777]

You live in Lex-Town Kentucky?

a little outside but ya

[AndrewIcex]

a little outside but ya

Ah okay, cool cool.

[eliselovesmusic]

Hey guys. How is everyone? Sup?


Wish I had your eloquence.

[Heart-A-Tact]

Wish I had your eloquence.

With some confidence, you can.

[eliselovesmusic]

With some confidence, you can.


And everyone knows that the place to acquire confidence is online.

[Heart-A-Tact]

And everyone knows that the place to acquire confidence is online.

Of course, online. You can be anyone you want to be, here.

[eliselovesmusic]

Of course, online. You can be anyone you want to be, here.


Exactly. Most people like to lie about who they are, but I prefer the cold hard truth: I am a 16yr old white hip hop star who was raised by snakes in the Amazon and is currently in the process of civil union-ing to Miley Cyrus. I was asked to join the FBI at age stwelve so they could harness my snake-like manouverability. I built the Pyramids.