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Rohan Kohli
01/13/06, 07:51 PM
Want Vincent Gallo's sperm? It can be yours for one million dollars (http://www.gothamist.com/archives/2006/01/13/vincent_gallo_w.php).
weezer182
01/13/06, 07:53 PM
wow
ForeverInADay
01/13/06, 07:55 PM
I have my own sperm.
Rohan Kohli
01/13/06, 07:56 PM
I have my own sperm.
But it's not Vincen't Gallo's.
fallingapart101
01/13/06, 07:58 PM
I don't think that is as bad as the other stuff he is selling. In the article if you click on the link, the other stuff he is selling is weirder. And about the necklace his selling his mother must be pissed. He must be out of money for how much he is charging. Buffalo '66 is a great movie though.
snowtires
01/13/06, 08:00 PM
welcome to four months ago when this was on imdb.com
preppyak
01/13/06, 08:01 PM
Hmm, Chloe Sevigny's already had it...maybe she'll want some more
It's funny, he tried to sell that film as "the most controversial film ever...", and the only thing controversial about it was why it took an hour to have a point.
Kelley Nicole
01/13/06, 08:07 PM
ew ew ew ew that guy is so creepy and gross. i don't know how chloe did what she did.
unwritten
01/13/06, 08:15 PM
Only if i get it squirted at my face.
ishotthepilot
01/13/06, 08:23 PM
excuse me while i throw up.
Poultrylicious
01/13/06, 08:39 PM
can anyone lend me a million dollars?
Jonathan Lally
01/13/06, 08:59 PM
weak.. I only got 80 bucks for my knuckle children at the spank bank.. this guy gets way more for his..
Harriet_Tubman
01/13/06, 09:04 PM
Someone has new brand new demos.
sweetmik
01/13/06, 09:07 PM
ew ew ew ew that guy is so creepy and gross. i don't know how chloe did what she did.
Like O my god!</sarcasm>
Buffalo 66 rocks.
Kelley Nicole
01/13/06, 09:19 PM
Like O my god!</sarcasm>
that was such a witty comment! really, you're so original!</sarcasm>
fuck off, i'm not some immature little girl who giggles and ew's at thoughts of sex and blow jobs. i don't know what else to say besides "ew" when it comes to vincent gallow. i think he seems like a complete prick, and a lot of people think that he's odd and disgusting, not just me.
Killforgrace
01/13/06, 09:21 PM
Someone has new brand new demos.
what??
DeathCabForCoon
01/13/06, 09:21 PM
I've never even heard of Buffalo 66. Even so, i don't see how anyone would want to blow that much money on sperm. I'll do the exact same thing for a steak dinner and a Charms blow-pop
DeathCabForCoon
01/13/06, 09:24 PM
Someone has new brand new demos.
OMG where?? Tell me please!
Killforgrace
01/13/06, 09:27 PM
yea please do tell... and gallo seems to be over estimating his worth, like he's just a name whats has he really done other then buffalo66 and some other stuff. Maybe im out of the loop (great pizza... the person from wake knows) but yea.... and those brand new demos that were mentioned?
sweetmik
01/13/06, 09:28 PM
that was such a witty comment! really, you're so original!</sarcasm>
fuck off, i'm not some immature little girl who giggles and ew's at thoughts of sex and blow jobs. i don't know what else to say besides "ew" when it comes to vincent gallow. i think he seems like a complete prick, and a lot of people think that he's odd and disgusting, not just me.
No, you fuck off. VICENT GALLOW? Gallo, biotch.
And of course he's odd have you seen ANY of his movies. That's part of his appeal. And yea he's gross, but that's what makes it funny that he's even doing this. The fact that he put specific women who would work well with his genes is just the icing on the cake. His arrogance makes him comedic even.
So, i'll stand by my asshole interpretation of you. (ROTFL.) Gallow?
The </> thing is like so two years ago.
Killforgrace
01/13/06, 09:37 PM
the site should raise the cash and then have a contest and the lucky winner gets the sperm... and 9 months later we can have a site mascot.... its getting late sorry
Kelley Nicole
01/13/06, 09:38 PM
No, you fuck off. VICENT GALLOW? Gallo, biotch.
And of course he's odd have you seen ANY of his movies. That's part of his appeal. And yea he's gross, but that's what makes it funny that he's even doing this. The fact that he put specific women who would work well with his genes is just the icing on the cake. His arrogance makes him comedic even.
So, i'll stand by my asshole interpretation of you. (ROTFL.) Gallow?
The </> thing is like so two years ago.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
hahahahaha.
FASSWcore
01/13/06, 09:38 PM
damn, does anyone else think he's being a little stiff with that price? heh
sweetmik
01/13/06, 09:42 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
hahahahaha.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Booyakasha!
Kelley Nicole
01/13/06, 09:49 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Booyakasha!
enough of this shit.
i have to say, i really like that picture of sarah from mbd you have at your photography site. it's been so long since i've gone to see them...
sweetmik
01/13/06, 09:51 PM
enough of this shit.
i have to say, i really like that picture of sarah from mbd you have at your photography site. it's been so long since i've gone to see them...
Why thank you. Yea they were amazing, and I was very pleased how that turned out.
Killforgrace
01/13/06, 09:52 PM
why are we not focusing on these brand new demos?... or is this a hoax.... holy shit i think i get it
Loch_Doun
01/13/06, 09:52 PM
there are NO brand new demos, your getting this info from a bitch with 9 posts... get a grip
preppyak
01/13/06, 09:55 PM
there are NO brand new demos, your getting this info from a bitch with 9 posts... get a grip
hmmm, i wonder what Tate was listening to earlier then
And Vincent Gallo is a genius because he managed to make Chloe Sevigny look like a worthless whore who was giving head for the "art" of the film.
Harriet_Tubman
01/13/06, 09:56 PM
there are NO brand new demos, your getting this info from a bitch with 9 posts... get a grip
Nice words towards someone that freed slaves
hmmm, i wonder what Tate was listening to earlier then
Thank you.
Killforgrace
01/13/06, 09:57 PM
hmmmmm.... brand new demos or no brand new demos.... and about me getting a grip i just need my fix dude thats all
sweetmik
01/13/06, 09:57 PM
Nice words towards someone that freed slaves
Yea, stop the hate child.
Killforgrace
01/13/06, 09:59 PM
slavery is bad... most of the time
preppyak
01/13/06, 10:01 PM
Nice words towards someone that freed slaves
Thank you.
haha, nice to see you back around.
sweetmik
01/13/06, 10:01 PM
slavery is bad... most of the time
awful lot of honkies in this room...
haha, i'm a hypocrite.
Harriet_Tubman
01/13/06, 10:03 PM
haha, nice to see you back around.
I will come when I am needed.
Killforgrace
01/13/06, 10:06 PM
hahaha yea, but i grew up with "yankie" parents.... trust me im not even close to a honky there are some like you see in the movies down here and it scares the shit out of me. "the south will rise again" or um something like that... i need sleep
sweetmik
01/13/06, 10:10 PM
it scares the shit out of me. "the south will rise again" or um something like that... i need sleep
"Annie git my gun" kinda of folk are scary.
Harriet_Tubman
01/13/06, 10:10 PM
But yes, there are new brand new demos out, and if you need proof, watch Jason's signature for the next few days.
Him and one other person (and no, its not me) have the songs.
dontfront
01/13/06, 10:10 PM
HAHAHAHA FUNNIEST THING EVER!
One day... I'll be able to do the same thing.
Killforgrace
01/13/06, 10:13 PM
these demos are gonna cause lots of crap and will end up being the demise of someone.... these demos will be the end of ap as we know it.... que dun dun dun music... or yea
Nick Lopez
01/13/06, 10:15 PM
Wow, the news forums suck cock.
Salomonbz90
01/13/06, 10:16 PM
There are no demos
Killforgrace
01/13/06, 10:18 PM
Wow, the news forums suck cock.
ha yea... but its late on a friday night what you expect... those that have money are out enjoying themselves
Harriet_Tubman
01/13/06, 10:18 PM
http://www.yousendit.com/DFJ4GFM567%TPMSDMLGLSFDGK3487G84GDF 400
fine, ill be nice.
preppyak
01/13/06, 10:19 PM
Wow, the news forums suck cock.
yep.
Killforgrace
01/13/06, 10:21 PM
http://www.yousendit.com/DFJ4GFM567%TPMSDMLGLSFDGK3487G84GDF 400
fine, ill be nice.
didnt work... didnt work fuck... something abouty bad request... and im comp iliterate
sweetmik
01/13/06, 10:21 PM
ha yea... but its late on a friday night what you expect... those that have money are out enjoying themselves
i'm just a shut in.
Harriet_Tubman
01/13/06, 10:21 PM
didnt work... didnt work fuck
what? I must have messed it up.
Give me a few.
kidinthecorner
01/13/06, 10:22 PM
I don't think that is as bad as the other stuff he is selling. In the article if you click on the link, the other stuff he is selling is weirder. And about the necklace his selling his mother must be pissed. He must be out of money for how much he is charging. Buffalo '66 is a great movie though.
I watched the scene where he gets out of the car and pisses on the island/median/grassy patch in the middle of the road while they filmed it. I've actually enver seen the film tho.
sweetmik
01/13/06, 10:24 PM
I watched the scene where he gets out of the car and pisses on the island/median/grassy patch in the middle of the road while they filmed it. I've actually enver seen the film tho.
It's a great movie. He's so neurotic.
Killforgrace
01/13/06, 10:24 PM
i'm just a shut in.
yea i dont have any friends.. .soemthing about having boobs and a penis... but whatever you take what is dealt
and thank you for the fixing
DeathCabForCoon
01/13/06, 10:26 PM
http://www.yousendit.com/DFJ4GFM567%TPMSDMLGLSFDGK3487G84GDF 400
fine, ill be nice.
There it is
Killforgrace
01/13/06, 10:26 PM
huh?
Harriet_Tubman
01/13/06, 10:27 PM
There it is
so it worked for you?
Im messing with it, and it takes me to the site.
I don't know what is wrong with yours
Nick Lopez
01/13/06, 10:27 PM
http://www.yousendit.com/DFJ4GFM567%TPMSDMLGLSFDGK3487G84GDF 400
fine, ill be nice.
Dude, someone's going to find out you're posting that everywhere. Taters'll get mad.
Killforgrace
01/13/06, 10:29 PM
so it worked for you?
Im messing with it, and it takes me to the site.
I don't know what is wrong with yours
can you send some other way maybe... sorry about being a pain but i feel this is my mision for the night
Harriet_Tubman
01/13/06, 10:29 PM
Dude, someone's going to find out you're posting that everywhere. Taters'll get mad.But its so good, I figure it should be spread.
preppyak
01/13/06, 10:29 PM
Dude, someone's going to find out you're posting that everywhere. Taters'll get mad.
yeah, but he's not on right now, so might as well get it out before he comes back
And yeah, the link isn't working for me either, I dunno
quitmyscene
01/13/06, 10:30 PM
But its so good, I figure it should be spread.
but the missiles!
Harriet_Tubman
01/13/06, 10:31 PM
but the missiles!
I will die for the sake of good music. Plus, they threatened the others with it. They would never kill harriet tubman.
Killforgrace
01/13/06, 10:32 PM
i dont know it didnt work for my friend either... aim them maybe? or email?
yea soemthing about bad link or page not available... fuck computers but we gotta have them
preppyak
01/13/06, 10:33 PM
I will die for the sake of good music. Plus, they threatened the others with it. They would never kill harriet tubman.
Call it a hate crime.
Yeah, I just got the demos, my AIM isn't working, but hit me up at Chucknorrishxc later, probably tomorrow, and I should be able to send it.
Killforgrace
01/13/06, 10:34 PM
that is the most badass aim name ever... fucking great
Harriet_Tubman
01/13/06, 10:34 PM
Call it a hate crime.
Yeah, I just got the demos, my AIM isn't working, but hit me up at Chucknorrishxc later, probably tomorrow, and I should be able to send it.
i dont know it didnt work for my friend either... aim them maybe? or email?
yea soemthing about bad link or page not available... fuck computers but we gotta have themLook at above quote.
preppyak
01/13/06, 10:36 PM
that is the most badass aim name ever... fucking great
thanks, it came perfectly from the chuck norris jokes. But yeah, my computer is being a little whore, I might get on later on in the night, but I doubt it, so hit me up tomorrow.
Killforgrace
01/13/06, 10:37 PM
yup just did... we will work soemthing out hopefully ... i just dont get why my comp decided to hate good music suddenly
Killforgrace
01/13/06, 10:39 PM
got them
Killforgrace
01/13/06, 10:43 PM
dude tubgril is old.... and i was on to it the whole time man
Killforgrace
01/13/06, 10:43 PM
i need to get out of the news forum and expierence this whole website has to offer
Harriet_Tubman
01/13/06, 10:44 PM
i need to get out of the news forum and expierence this whole website has to offeryes you do.
preppyak
01/13/06, 10:46 PM
i need to get out of the news forum and expierence this whole website has to offer
haha yeah, good times.
Glad to see you got the demos though, hopefully someone'll want them tomorrow and hit me up at chucknorrishxc. Normally I hate sharing this stuff, but it's just too good not to share.
Killforgrace
01/13/06, 10:47 PM
ha yea hopefully... they'll be stoked when they im you and find out how good they really are
ForeverInADay
01/13/06, 11:15 PM
But it's not Vincen't Gallo's.
no but it's Daniel Alcinii's sperm.
what the f now?
01/14/06, 02:04 AM
Old News
Nate_RAWKS
01/14/06, 07:27 AM
Only if i get it squirted at my face.
damn, does anyone else think he's being a little stiff with that price? heh
HAHA!!!!
Brandn3w
01/14/06, 07:34 AM
hahaa thats classic. Vincent Gallo is such a creep, his movies are decent though
zbrmike79
01/14/06, 10:31 AM
Vincent Gallo's sperm... Brand New demos.... whats the difference?
CoffeeGirl263
01/14/06, 04:13 PM
Sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick
MidwestHeart
01/16/06, 09:14 PM
Sounds like someone's a racist.
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