First time you actually Rofled?

[AlexEnglish]

Everybody always says "Lmao, Rofl, Rotflol" but when was the first time you can say you actually fell on the ground, laughing until you cried and your stomach hurt?

For me, the first time that I heard "Happy Holidays, You Bastard". When your twelve, your grandpa shitting his pants is the funniest thing you've heard.

[Reaver]

i get my stomache hurt pretty often from laughing, but i never actually fell on the ground for that.

but it's fun to imagine ...

[Five-Star]

Plenty of times seeing my friends slip and fall.

[Reaver]

when I thinkn about it, wth are you talking about? you dont use lmao or rofl in a actual conversation, those are stuff you use in threads like this, lol. so why do you give an example of your rl.

you probably should think first before making a thread, i guess.

[MADSTA]

Five and a half years ago, my friend fell off a chair.

[thespearkid]

I think it's happened to me twice. I can't remember the first time (I think I was in gym?) but the last time, we were hiding my friends girlfriend from him as a surprise (she lives about three hours away) and we saw the friend coming down the stairs so one of my other friends randomly tackled him off the sidewalk and into the bushes so we could successfully move the girl out of sight. Funniest thing I've ever seen.

[jawstheme]

Probably when I was a baby

[bladerdude360]

Probably when I was a baby
Good answer.

[I'm DC]

It was a really hot day one day after school my senior year, My friend Luke was trying to be a jerk by walking over another friend Kyle's car instead of walking around it.

Luke steps on the windshield and the fucker busts. His leg goes right down to the dashboard and he has to pull it out and get 5 staples to fix his leg haha

Funniest memory I have....

[.invisible ink.]

i never say ROFL because it's stupid, just like this thread.

[Heart-A-Tact]

I can't remember the first time, but I do remember that the last time was while I was watching that "Guy Yells at Cats" video.

[samsara]

I used to a lot when I was a kid. But recently it was when I was at the park flipping on the bars.

[ohheroine]

i was with two of my best friends and we youtubed vomit or something and came across a video that... changed my life. its been about three years and i have not been able to find that video ever again. i laughed more in those thirty minutes than i have in my entire nineteen years of life.

[exploration #4]

Freshman year of high school, a friend of mine jumped into the canal between the two buildings of the school at the end of the year. So I guess I was rolling on the ground, but it's the same thing I guess.

[drewz5]

i thought this said, "first time you got Roofied"

[vivian_vitality]

Im pretty sure theres been plenty of times, but I dont think I remember the first time.

In science two years ago at school, our teacher was talking about plants and stuff. He asked the class a question, it was something like how do find out the cell of a plant or something like that, and my friend Lamon answered him and yelled out "Smoke weed." The teacher didnt hear him though, but I was in tears and I almost fell out my chair.

Last year after school my friends and I were walking to the buses. There were these big, tall yellow poles, so my friend Dino decided to try to hop over one. He didnt jump high enough, and ended up hitting his balls on the top of the pole, which caused him to fly over the pole and slide across the ground. I almost peed myself.

[SilenceBrokenTT]

I can't remember the first time, but I do remember that the last time was while I was watching that "Guy Yells at Cats" video.

Was it this?

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If so, YOU BETTER NOT GO IN MY FUCKING CLOSET.

[Heart-A-Tact]

Was it this?

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If so, YOU BETTER NOT GO IN MY FUCKING CLOSET.

Ahaha. Yes, that one. So good.

[anamericangod]

I remember my first beer.

[BryterJonah]

I don't rofl.

People who rofl disrupt my learning environment. To hell they shall perish draped in stomach acid.

[KidRobot]

Dude where's my car when they're at the drive thru chinese place with the "and thennnnn...."

[newtothis]

i thought this said, "first time you got Roofied"

haha, this reminds me of one of my fav. episodes of Arrested Development. haha. The first time I saw season 3 episodes of that show made me laugh so so much.

[abbysmith]

Dude where's my car when they're at the drive thru chinese place with the "and thennnnn...."
That part was great.

[tawtaw]

Me and my best friend literally fell to the floor laughing once, for the most immature of reasons.

The whole schtick was that we always joked about how our minds were practically one, and we always thought and saw the same things at the same time.

Anyway we were walking to the cinema and there was some Stephen Hawking type like, halfway across the mall. Then as we get further away we both start cracking up, and the fact that we both noticed it pushed us over the edge and we fell to the floor of the theatre and stayed there hyperventilating for a good 5 minutes.

You kinda had to be there.

[AlexEnglish]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/907731/


this was the most recent time

[thesafeword]

Fuck this thread; OP is 16, says he's from Your Anus and is meme-ing the fuck out of us.

[Wildness774]

all the time

[AP_Punk]

haha, this reminds me of one of my fav. episodes of Arrested Development. haha. The first time I saw season 3 episodes of that show made me laugh so so much.

"it's a 'forget-me-now', they're a staple in the magicians tool kit. kinda like how clowns always carry around a rag soaked in ether "

that whole scene in the log cabin is awesome.

[caveBEAR]

"it's a 'forget-me-now', they're a staple in the magicians tool kit. kinda like how clowns always carry around a rag soaked in ether "

that whole scene in the log cabin is awesome.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Oooh, man. R.I.P. Arrested Development. I love/ed that show.

Have you seen the previews for that show Community? It looks to be kind of in the vein of AD.

[LamarVannoy]

I can't remember the first time, but I do remember that the last time was while I was watching that "Guy Yells at Cats" video.
i laughed so freaking hard at that video. i think i actually cried from laughing so much.

[Michifoxx]

haha... in my aerobics class with my friend brenda. idk we were doing some kind of stretch n she bumped into this girl and like rolled away...and then i just kept making fun of her for like running away..idk i bet this sounds like the most pathetic story, but it was sooo funny! like we literally were rolling on the floor laughing!

[trappedintime]

When I found out what ROFL meant...

[Zkrp]

First time has to go to the best movie I have ever seen in my life Freddy Got Fingered when Freddy is driving in the car and he suddenly slams on the brakes and the camera just pans over to a horse with a hugh boner hahahaha omg then he's jsut munchin on a sandwich or the part where hes playing the piano and he's just singing daddy would you like some sausage daddy would you like some sausages. And now everyone in my study hall is looking at me because jsut thinkin about it is making laugh uncontrollably. O freddy you slay me

[LaDiabla]

this thread.

[holyballs]

i actually fell over the first time i saw team america and the AIDS song came on

[AP_Punk]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Oooh, man. R.I.P. Arrested Development. I love/ed that show.

Have you seen the previews for that show Community? It looks to be kind of in the vein of AD.

i've heard of it, but haven't actually seen any previews. i'm interested in seeing it now!

[caveBEAR]

i've heard of it, but haven't actually seen any previews. i'm interested in seeing it now!

I looks pretty funny. I want to at least give it a shot so it doesn't become another one of those really good comedys that only gets a season-long run...

[Chancetobe]

Once upon a time, I was really drunk. I don't even remember what happened, but apparently it was something that only I found funny. So funny, that I actually rolled on the floor laughing. To this day, my friends still laugh at me for it.

[BryterJonah]

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[Five-Star]

Last night when i watched the panther man clip from american idol.

[DeadCityScars]

I am anxiously awaiting the day I actually roll on the floor laughing. I've gotten pretty close though. I lose strength in my legs and grab a table for balance. no need to be on the dirty floor

[newtothis]

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really?

[BryterJonah]

really?
The thread title keeps making me think of the "when's the last time you ever guffawed?" line.

[Thug_Nasty]

Me and my best friend literally fell to the floor laughing once, for the most immature of reasons.

The whole schtick was that we always joked about how our minds were practically one, and we always thought and saw the same things at the same time.

Anyway we were walking to the cinema and there was some Stephen Hawking type like, halfway across the mall. Then as we get further away we both start cracking up, and the fact that we both noticed it pushed us over the edge and we fell to the floor of the theatre and stayed there hyperventilating for a good 5 minutes.

You kinda had to be there.

yeah laughing at people with special needs and disabilities sure is a knee slapper.

prick.

[BryterJonah]

Anyway we were walking to the cinema and there was some Stephen Hawking type like, halfway across the mall. Then as we get further away we both start cracking up, and the fact that we both noticed it pushed us over the edge and we fell to the floor of the theatre and stayed there hyperventilating for a good 5 minutes.

You kinda had to be there.
Anyone compared to a stupid sack of shit like you could be considered Stephen Hawking type.

And if I'd been there, I gladly would have told you losers to grow the fuck up.

[newtothis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLnlVGJnEME&feature=PlayList&p=92508C5F93CC6E93&index=12

[jenny_ell]

when my friends all ate special brownies and we did charades and my one friend did a fish but it was more like a fish out of water and it was hilarious

another time my friend and i were tp'ing a friends house but someone told him so he climbed his tree and set off his car alarm while we were doing it and my friend and i ran so fast and she scaled a hedge and i dont know why but i laughed so hard i couldnt breathe.

[tawtaw]

Anyone compared to a stupid sack of shit like you could be considered Stephen Hawking type.

And if I'd been there, I gladly would have told you losers to grow the fuck up.

Go worry about the human aspect of your being or something.

[BryterJonah]

Helps to have a human side.

[kianacarly]

That episode of IASIP with Rob Thomas. Though I was already lying down at the time.

[Heart-A-Tact]

i laughed so freaking hard at that video. i think i actually cried from laughing so much.

Haha, I might've, too. It was so long ago that I first watched it, but it still cracks me up.

[LamarVannoy]

Haha, I might've, too. It was so long ago that I first watched it, but it still cracks me up.
i hadnt seen it in forever! i got so excited when i saw it posted in this thread, i think they deleted the original one on youtube.

[eliselovesmusic]

when I found out that someone had found it necessary to condense 'rolling on the floor laughing' into four letters.

[eliselovesmusic]

Helps to have a human side.


This human side you speak of: how does one acquire said side?

[Heart-A-Tact]

i hadnt seen it in forever! i got so excited when i saw it posted in this thread, i think they deleted the original one on youtube.

Ha, I think they did, too. All of the ones I found only had around 2,000 views. The old one had around 2 million, if I'm remembering right.

[BryterJonah]

This human side you speak of: how does one acquire said side?
I'm talking about sensitivity and some boundaries. Obviously I'm not being literal.

And obviously, I'm not the bad guy here.

[killerswells]

this one time i walked into a bathroom of a supermarket to see a man shaving is head with a razor, and smearing shit on himself. i did not rofl.

[nonamesleft]

I don't remember my first time, but the last time I Rofled was last night. Me and a bunch of friends were at a casino and we were pretty drunk near the bar and we saw our local news anchor walking by, alone, at 1 AM, drunk as hell. Oh hell, I almost urinated.

[muttley]

Not sure if it was the first time, but when I saw this, I was dying.

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Edit: This too.

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[LamarVannoy]

Ha, I think they did, too. All of the ones I found only had around 2,000 views. The old one had around 2 million, if I'm remembering right.
and the old one was called 'guy yelling at his cats' and this one is called 'some guy yelling at his cats'.

[Heart-A-Tact]

and the old one was called 'guy yelling at his cats' and this one is called 'some guy yelling at his cats'.

Good attention to detail, my friend.

[AlexEnglish]

the whitest kids you know ones got me pretty good

[LamarVannoy]

Good attention to detail, my friend.
indeed. i think i should be a detective and solve mysteries of deleted youtube videos.

[Heart-A-Tact]

indeed. i think i should be a detective and solve mysteries of deleted youtube videos.

Ha, definitely a needed profession.

[doppelganger]

um i only did it once but i can't remember why. i know who i was with though :/

[Bloodsucker II]

well, i dont know the first time i "ROFLD" but i did so yesterday.

[AndrewIcex]

Not sure if it was the first time, but when I saw this, I was dying.

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Edit: This too.

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The model video is fucking hilarious, I love the reactions of the reporters.. They pretty much piss themselves.


And I would... Well actually, I don't ever do that... cause nothing is that funny to roll on the floor laughing about, unless I am actually already laying on the floor and I find it funny enough to roll at all.

And I don't say things like "lol" or "rofl" or "lmao" I just say "haha" depending on how funny it is depends on the amount of "ha"'s it receives.

[still]

this was last summer when a lot of bullshit pop-punk "posi-core" bands were popping up, and there was one from my town that was especially bad. my friends and i had a "voice" or act if you will making fun of it all, talking extremely upbeat and saying shit that popcore dorks* would say, ie "ultiimate dude!" or "get posi dude!"

well one night me and my friends got real drunk and real high and my friend mike started singing in the faux-posi voice. i don't remember all of it, but i do remember such lines as, "i'm sorry i hit your girlfriend at the terror show, i didn't mean to." and "here comes the breakdown, get ultimate, fuck yeah! don't tell my mom i cussed!" that was the first time i ROFL'd.

not sure how funny that sounds to anyone else....who knows.

"creed shreds 3" made me laugh pretty fucking hard. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipy58SaIRhs

*www.yourscenesucks.com

[Losing Streak]

The time I rofled the most was during the "Stonehenge" scene in the movie Spinal Tap. I probably laughed harder at that then anything else I've ever seen.

[ArmedROBery]

i laughed so freaking hard at that video. i think i actually cried from laughing so much.

Agreed. Holy shit was I dying. It was one of those laughs where after a few mins, you try to hide it, figuring "alright, this is ridiculous.... I need to stop laughing," but you still can't.

[LamarVannoy]

Agreed. Holy shit was I dying. It was one of those laughs where after a few mins, you try to hide it, figuring "alright, this is ridiculous.... I need to stop laughing," but you still can't.
haha exactly. it shouldnt be that funny, its just a guy yelling at his cats but for some reason i cant control myself whenever i watch it.

[Andy Antar]

Holy shit, I fuckin shat myself. "I WILL EENNDD YOOUUU!!"

[caress me down]

Dude where's my car when they're at the drive thru chinese place with the "and thennnnn...."
and then and then and then!
I've never seen that movie but so many people quote that line

[Fallinto_rhythm]

In 8th grade after my friend Mikes graduation party my best friend Brittany and I went back to sleep at her house and her 87 year old, VIRGIN, aunt was visting and while her mom went out to walk the dogs she stood on the dining room table and sang Madonas hit Like a Virgin. I fell out of my chair onto the floor. She's the fucking funniest person I've ever met.

[ohLOOKitsLEAH]

WHEN I READ THIS (From 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America):
I don't know about you, but I'm just crazy about rap music. I especially like a certain kind of rap music known as gangsta rap. What I like most about gangsta rap are the lyrics. Something like this, for example, words which are as sweet and soothing as a sunny day in May.
I'm your pimp
You my bitch
Bring me my (dough)
I admit it: I'm a sucker for a love song.
Then there's this one, a tune that calls to mind one of my favorites - Sinatra's uplifting 'You Make Me Feel So Young':
Innie, minnie, mini, mo, pick the do' or the flo'
Ho' you gotta go if you ain't takin off ya clothes
All I really wanna do is stick a dick up in you
Talk about heart-warming.
Another thing I so appreciate about gangsta rap is how it brings together people of all races and creeds. After all, who could articulate a message about brotherhood in America as well as the rapper Apache, on his album, charmingly titled Apache Ain't Shit?
Kill the white people,
we gonna make them hurt,
kill the white people,
but buy my record first,
ha, ha, ha
I mean, who needs 'God Bless America'?
And even though rap is mainly a black art form, there are some wonderful white rappers out there, led by that gentle soul Eminem, a favorite not only of children everywhere but also of distinguished critics at places like the New York Times. Remember how the sentimental singers of times gone by used to dedicate songs to their beloved mothers? Well, Eminem, whose real name is Marshall Mathers, has brought back this wonderful tradition, rapping this way about his mother in the extremely touching 'Kill You':
Slut, you think I won't choke no whore
till the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more?!
Bitch I'ma kill you! Like a murder weapon, I'ma conceal you
in a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you
It almost makes you want to cry.
Did I say I love gangsta rap? Sorry, slip of the tongue. What I meant to say is I hate gangsta rap. It is moronic, disgusting, inane, ignorant, and soul-deadening, not to mention - with its murderous lyrics that cheapen human life and glamorize perversity - dangerous and destructive. And that's the best I can say about it.


I was sitting in a Starbucks BY MYSELF, and fell off the chair.
The workers were not impressed.