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Matthew
03/15/03, 05:30 PM
Punk Rock Kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the bulb, and one to say, "thats so punk rock."
oscarmurder2
03/15/03, 05:33 PM
how many skin heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
20, 1 to screw it in , and 19 to back him up!!
how many sXe kids does it take to screw in a light bulb??
NONE, they dont screw
Matthew
03/15/03, 05:35 PM
How many cockroaches does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
No one knows, becuase when the light comes on, they all scatter!
how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon?
14, 7 in the trunk and 7 in the ashtray.
the_champ_is_here
03/15/03, 05:36 PM
Originally posted by ScreamoEMOBoy
How many cockroaches does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
No one knows, becuase when the light comes on, they all scatter!
that was so bad it was good.
oscarmurder2
03/15/03, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by risk
how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon?
14, 7 in the trunk and 7 in the ashtray.
i think you went to far with that one
Matthew
03/15/03, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by risk
how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon?
14, 7 in the trunk and 7 in the ashtray.
Whats the difference between a Jew and a loaf of bread?
A loaf of bread doesnt scream when you put it in the oven.
Oh man... Im going to hell for that one!
AudioBoxers
03/15/03, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by oscarmurder2
how many skin heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
20, 1 to screw it in , and 19 to back him up!!
how many sXe kids does it take to screw in a light bulb??
NONE, they dont screw first one is the best
Originally posted by ScreamoEMOBoy
Whats the difference between a Jew and a loaf of bread?
A loaf of bread doesnt scream when you put it in the oven.
Oh man... Im going to hell for that one!
haha yeah i love that one.
(no that i hate the jews or anything)
Matthew
03/15/03, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by risk
haha yeah i love that one.
(no that i hate the jews or anything)
Same here. One of my friends who is part Jewish is the worst about those jokes. HE's always rattling off new ones.
why are the french afraid of soap?
AudioBoxers
03/15/03, 05:44 PM
I dont know
Originally posted by AudioBoxers
I dont know
cause if they drop it the Germans will fuck them again.
AudioBoxers
03/15/03, 05:47 PM
lol
Matthew
03/15/03, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by AudioBoxers
lol
Was that necessary? No wonder you have so many posts.
Originally posted by ScreamoEMOBoy
Was that necessary? No wonder you have so many posts.
i believe he felt like he needed to express his enjoyment of the wonderful joke that he had been told.
i like the sXe one, ive heard most of em already...good stuff
Matthew
03/15/03, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by risk
i believe he felt like he needed to express his enjoyment of the wonderful joke that he had been told.
i feel the need to express my annoyment by putting my foot up his ass, but i dont do that.
btw, is your name like RISK the board game? cuz that would be really cool.
Originally posted by ScreamoEMOBoy
i feel the need to express my annoyment by putting my foot up his ass, but i dont do that.
btw, is your name like RISK the board game? cuz that would be really cool.
yes it is... as i said when someone post the "howd you come up with your name thread" i was really into playing the game delta force and i was trying to make a name so i started lookin around the room and saw the game of risk which i thought sounded cool so i used it.
Matthew
03/15/03, 06:07 PM
Originally posted by risk
yes it is...
awesome.
evil zach
03/15/03, 06:09 PM
how many rude boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
4
1 to drop it and 3 to pick it up pick it pick it up
Originally posted by ScreamoEMOBoy
How many cockroaches does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
No one knows, becuase when the light comes on, they all scatter!
hahahaha a bugs life rules.
Matthew
03/15/03, 06:11 PM
how many albinos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
No one knows because they all scatter when the light turns on!
evil zach
03/15/03, 06:14 PM
how many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
none
they would rather sit in the dark and cry.
i like the movie "A Bugs Life".
hot damn!
03/15/03, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by evil zach
how many rude boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
4
1 to drop it and 3 to pick it up pick it pick it up
hahahaha, thats a good one.
evil zach
03/15/03, 06:23 PM
thanx
hot damn!
03/15/03, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by jesus was gay
wrong. wrong answer. you lose
ya ya, what else is new? :rolleyes:
Originally posted by risk
i like the movie "A Bugs Life".
"im the only stick with eyes!!!"
hahaha classic.
ooohhh and chicken run : "i dont want to be a pie - i dont like gravy" and "did you have a nice hoilday ginger?"
hahahaahaha
Originally posted by kalika
"im the only stick with eyes!!!"
hahaha classic.
ooohhh and chicken run : "i dont want to be a pie - i dont like gravy" and "did you have a nice hoilday ginger?"
hahahaahaha
ice age is the best with that dumbass squirrel.
Originally posted by risk
ice age is the best with that dumbass squirrel.
havent seen it yet but im told its a gooden
hot damn!
03/15/03, 06:39 PM
w00t
Originally posted by kalika
havent seen it yet but im told its a gooden
you are truly missing out my lady friend.
RUFiOOOOOOO
03/15/03, 11:24 PM
Originally posted by evil zach
how many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
none
they would rather sit in the dark and cry.
i like that one. but i ike all of the ones they are pretty funny! haha
Suprhatch614
03/15/03, 11:44 PM
what do you call 100 black guys buried up to their necks in sand...afro-turf
What do you call a 95 year old black guy standing in a barn..antique farm equipment
Why are the trees in harlem so close together....public transportation
What do you call a black man on a bike...theif
what do you santa clause and a employed plack guy have in common...neither exist
How do you restart the million man march...roll a quarter down the street....what do you call it....unemployment line
that's it for now...and by the way...that first joke.."how many punks does it take....was stolen out of my sig. I've had that in there for like 2 weeks now..and I stole that from Gideon Yago...so whatever....sorry if i offended anybody
RUFiOOOOOOO
03/15/03, 11:46 PM
Originally posted by Suprhatch614
what do you call 100 black guys buried up to their necks in sand...afro-turf
What do you call a 95 year old black guy standing in a barn..antique farm equipment
Why are the trees in harlem so close together....public transportation
What do you call a black man on a bike...theif
what do you santa clause and a employed plack guy have in common...neither exist
How do you restart the million man march...roll a quarter down the street....what do you call it....unemployment line
that's it for now...and by the way...that first joke.."how many punks does it take....was stolen out of my sig. I've had that in there for like 2 weeks now..and I stole that from Gideon Yago...so whatever....sorry if i offended anybody
yeah, i saw that tooo!! was it on "the wrap"
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