official: awkward......thread

[Shroomkilla]

Post your most awkward moments of all time or recent, some can be serious or some cab be rofl.

im gonna go ahead and start this off with an awkward moment that happened today. so im giving my dad a ride to the airport for a business trip, and were just listening to music and talking about random shit, when suddenly the song cookie jar comes on by gym class at first i didnt notice and of course him not ever hearing the song he didnt know what it was about and didnt pay any attention until about the second chorus when he realized what the song was about and he went quiet and sat there pissed as fuck, my mom is currently divorcing him for him having affairs. talk about an awkward car ride..

[spriltsc]

my ex gf came down and sat next to me at a club while i was talking to my other ex.

[caress me down]

my dad mentioned at dinner how he's seen my boyfriend without clothes on

(my dad walked in on us once)

[Jake Denning]

my dad mentioned at dinner how he's seen my boyfriend without clothes on

(my dad walked in on us once)


Please google the first line of "Skynet" by The Acacia Strain

[deathinkosovo]

Tonight at Meijer, this bald middle-aged clerk tried bonding with me over romance novels, then celebrity impersonations and finally, movies. He was painfully ugly and he followed me as I tried to shop. I never asked for his help; I just had a slight separation from my two friends, and he must have seen his in. Soon he was making racist jokes and quoting blockbuster films. I had to lie my way to the bathroom on the other side of the store, but then my friends abandoned me. They ran off, so I was forced to go back to the DVD section to ask where they had went.

Suffice to say, he was waiting for me. I wanted to cry.

[denissuxx]

Post your most awkward moments of all time or recent, some can be serious or some cab be rofl.

im gonna go ahead and start this off with an awkward moment that happened today. so im giving my dad a ride to the airport for a business trip, and were just listening to music and talking about random shit, when suddenly the song cookie jar comes on by gym class at first i didnt notice and of course him not ever hearing the song he didnt know what it was about and didnt pay any attention until about the second chorus when he realized what the song was about and he went quiet and sat there pissed as fuck, my mom is currently divorcing him for him having affairs. talk about an awkward car ride..

Cruel irony.

my dad mentioned at dinner how he's seen my boyfriend without clothes on

(my dad walked in on us once)

Damn, that's awkward.

I got caught by her mother once. Wierddddddd

Please google the first line of "Skynet" by The Acacia Strain

Lol, nice

[Heart-A-Tact]

http://i42.tinypic.com/2irvz3n.jpg

[4N6 science]

Reading this thread...

[Charles777]

I made awkward eye contact with the singer of a band once. I'll never forget it.

[caress me down]

Please google the first line of "Skynet" by The Acacia Strain
cool

Cruel irony.



Damn, that's awkward.

I got caught by her mother once. Wierddddddd



Lol, nice
I don't know about you, but it was the scariest/most awkward moment of my life

[Charles777]

Any car ride with my ex-girlfriend and her step-dad.

[denissuxx]

I don't know about you, but it was the scariest/most awkward moment of my life

It was scary for you because it was your mother, and also, it's different for girls.

It was awkward at first, then quite funny for me (Especially as that was the last time I saw her, until a party 5 months later). Not scary though.

[thespearkid]

I'm lucky enough to date one of the most awkward girls I've ever met so I've got plenty of stories. Unfortunately, she'd kill me if I ever posted any of them hahaha.

[Five-Star]

When I found out the lady I was rude to at radioshack was my ex-girls mother.

[Chancetobe]

It wasn't an in person awkward moment, but I just remember last winter I get a call from my old boss (who is basically my age, and we were sorta friends) after having not talked to him for at least 6 months. He says something like "Blah blah said that you said that you saw me in blah blah". And, I had been away at school for the past few months, so that clearly wasn't possible. Then I remember having to be polite and ask about his life and stuff. Doesn't' sound that awkward I guess, but it was really really awkward.

[The Summer Ends]

During my chemistry final last semester, my friend was really hyper because of energy drinks and addy, and he got the bright idea to walk into my lecture hall where I was taking the final and say my name out loud. I was completely unaware. There' slike 800 kids in the lecture hall, all working hardcore on the final, when he comes in and yells my name. I thought it was a TA or the professor or something, so I say "WHAT?" really loud too.

The professor came and talked to me, and I almost got in trouble for disrupting everyone.

[raychull]

This thread was made just for me.
Kidding. But I'm full of awkward moments.

[samsara]

One time at school I was saying bye to a big group of friends/mutual friends and when I turned around to walk away I ran into a door.

[AJ F]

I denounced the female gender is health class once.

Didn't go over so well.

[beazer32]

about 3 years ago a few of my friends had come over just to hang out, and this girl that i didn't particularly like had sort of invited herself over. she was one of the last ones to arrive, so right before she did we were all in the basement and i was talking about how she had invited herself over and how she did this and that and was extremely annoying, etc. i guess i thought i would hear the door or hear her coming downstairs when she showed up. but in mid-rant, everyone all of a sudden gives me the "shut up!" look, and i stop and turn to see her standing at the bottom of the stairs, and immediately just turn around and leave. we were all in stunned silence, so when she got upstairs and started to leave the house, you could just hear my brother (who was up there) say "thanks for coming out!" sarcastically.. because she had just come in 20 seconds ago. oh it was so awkward. i don't think she's talked to me since.

[muttley]

I was hanging outside waiting for a show to start and people finally started showing up. So this older dude was like, "You play drums?"
I said yes and asked him how he knew. He mentioned the drum key on my key ring thing (I always forget it's there so that question stumps me). For some reason, I replied, "thank you." Then we both just stood there...

[muttley]

about 3 years ago a few of my friends had come over just to hang out, and this girl that i didn't particularly like had sort of invited herself over. she was one of the last ones to arrive, so right before she did we were all in the basement and i was talking about how she had invited herself over and how she did this and that and was extremely annoying, etc. i guess i thought i would hear the door or hear her coming downstairs when she showed up. but in mid-rant, everyone all of a sudden gives me the "shut up!" look, and i stop and turn to see her standing at the bottom of the stairs, and immediately just turn around and leave. we were all in stunned silence, so when she got upstairs and started to leave the house, you could just hear my brother (who was up there) say "thanks for coming out!" sarcastically.. because she had just come in 20 seconds ago. oh it was so awkward. i don't think she's talked to me since.

Hahaha. That's hilarious, yet equally terrible.

http://i42.tinypic.com/2irvz3n.jpg

ftw.

[Heart-A-Tact]

Hahaha. That's hilarious, yet equally terrible.



ftw.

Can't even tell you how many times I've done that. Then I have to wait until they come back, say, "I said 'you too' because I meant that you should enjoy whatever it is you eat the next time you eat." And then shit gets even more awkward.

[Five-Star]

My ex-girl walked in on me and another girl. We weren't doing anything but it was still super awkward.

[trappedintime]

anytime when i someone comes to ask me a question and after i'm done answering. i just don't know what to do so i slowly creep away while they look the other trying to not see me walk away...

away, i said that a lot here. ... awkward.

[Wait_For_It]

Can't even tell you how many times I've done that. Then I have to wait until they come back, say, "I said 'you too' because I meant that you should enjoy whatever it is you eat the next time you eat." And then shit gets even more awkward.
Haha, I do that all the time.

[pilot_light_out]

ripping a huge fart while your sleeping the first time you spend the night with your girlfriend

[imahoodlum]

http://i42.tinypic.com/2irvz3n.jpg
I do this all the damn time. And at movie theater too. The person who rips my ticket and says "enjoy the movie" and I stupidly reply "you too!" :hitself:

[Heart-A-Tact]

I do this all the damn time. And at movie theater too. The person who rips my ticket and says "enjoy the movie" and I stupidly reply "you too!" :hitself:

The last time I flew home for Spring break, my cab driver dropped me off in front of the airport and said, "Enjoy the flight." I replied with "You too!"

[samsara]

I always say the most awkward things at the worst times.

Ex:
Friend-My Uncle died
Me-One less present you have to buy during Christmas.

I've never said that, but you catch my drift.

[caress me down]

It was scary for you because it was your mother, and also, it's different for girls.

It was awkward at first, then quite funny for me (Especially as that was the last time I saw her, until a party 5 months later). Not scary though.
It was my dad.

[ascitiesburn101]

the morning after drunkenly falling into bed (non-euphemistically) with my two time ex-girlfriend.

[Tambourine]

Yesterday, my mother asked me if I wanted to go to my brother's baseball game. I replied, "Can I just kill myself instead?"
We were at an art auction, for charity. In honor of her friend. Who had killed herself.
Whoops.

[newtothis]

Once, my boyfriend and I were making out, and he said something funny that made me think of something my dad had said once. So, about five minutes later, when I could breathe, I just blurted out: "whoa. you are just like my dad." It was awkward.

[thespearkid]

Once, my boyfriend and I were making out, and he said something funny that made me think of something my dad had said once. So, about five minutes later, when I could breathe, I just blurted out: "whoa. you are just like my dad." It was awkward.
hahahaha. That was REALLY awkward. I was like, "Why would you say that?"

[lightcollapse]

Most awkward moment:
When you see someone walking with their hand in the air for a high five, and you go to high five them, and then realize that their high five was meant for the person walking behind you.

[denissuxx]

It was my dad.

Damn, that's worse.

[denissuxx]

I'm lucky enough to date one of the most awkward girls I've ever met so I've got plenty of stories. Unfortunately, she'd kill me if I ever posted any of them hahaha.

Stories, or it didn't happen

One time at school I was saying bye to a big group of friends/mutual friends and when I turned around to walk away I ran into a door.

I walked into a wall the other day, while reading some notes, in preparation for my exam. No one saw it though, fortunatly.

I was hanging outside waiting for a show to start and people finally started showing up. So this older dude was like, "You play drums?"
I said yes and asked him how he knew. He mentioned the drum key on my key ring thing (I always forget it's there so that question stumps me). For some reason, I replied, "thank you." Then we both just stood there...

Not awkward.

Can't even tell you how many times I've done that. Then I have to wait until they come back, say, "I said 'you too' because I meant that you should enjoy whatever it is you eat the next time you eat." And then shit gets even more awkward.

I've never done this, but I'mma do it sometime, just to see what would happen.

ripping a huge fart while your sleeping the first time you spend the night with your girlfriend

Oooooooouch.

[caress me down]

Damn, that's worse.
SO much worse. And awkward

[thespearkid]

Stories, or it didn't happen

She just posted one. Her name is newtothis.

[denissuxx]

Once, my boyfriend and I were making out, and he said something funny that made me think of something my dad had said once. So, about five minutes later, when I could breathe, I just blurted out: "whoa. you are just like my dad." It was awkward.
She just posted one. Her name is newtothis.

Hey guys :wave:

[chrisstahl]

I do this all the damn time. And at movie theater too. The person who rips my ticket and says "enjoy the movie" and I stupidly reply "you too!" :hitself:

I've done that. Of course it got more awkward when I tried to correct myself and ended up just walking away swallowing shame and sadness.

[thespearkid]

Hey guys :wave:
Hey. Aren't we just the cutest, most awkward couple PL has ever seen?

[Reaver]

She just posted one. Her name is newtothis.

so why is your relationship status set to single?

[raychull]

Waving to somebody, and then somebody else you know thinking you're waving at them, instead.
Seeing people you never really cared for at school, while in public.
Explaining to old people that I want to do film for a living.
Falling asleep in a class I actually enjoy.

[Reaver]

Waving to somebody, and then somebody else you know thinking you're waving at them, instead.
Seeing people you never really cared for at school, while in public.
Explaining to old people that I want to do film for a living.
Falling asleep in a class I actually enjoy.

hahahaahaha

[denissuxx]

Hey. Aren't we just the cutest, most awkward couple PL has ever seen?

...

so why is your relationship status set to single?

haha, ownnnnnned

[thespearkid]

so why is your relationship status set to single?
Never bothered to change it? She's my girlfriend though.

[thespearkid]

...



haha, ownnnnnned
O RLY?

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2563/128/93/1402860068/n1402860068_30099188_2836198.jpg

Hey Kathleen, let me know if you want me to take this down later.

[Reaver]

Never bothered to change it? She's my girlfriend though.

but maybe you just wish to be with her so mad, that you really believe it now. who knows?

edit: too slow...

edit2: sry, but those earrings are uglyyyyyyyy

[thespearkid]

but maybe you just wish to be with her so mad, that you really believe it now. who knows?

edit: too slow...

edit2: sry, but those earrings are uglyyyyyyyy
Haha I love those earrings. I dig that whole outfit. :shrug:

[Charles777]

That's adorable

[raychull]

hahahaahaha
Basically. It's never fun.

"Why don't you do something like become a doctor? Or a lawyer?"
"..."

[Reaver]

That's adorable

i love that hedgehog with that flower

[Reaver]

Basically. It's never fun.

"Why don't you do something like become a doctor? Or a lawyer?"
"..."

yeah, I can imagine. i'm just laughing my ass off, hahaha.


I'm drunk.

[Charles777]

i love that hedgehog with that flower
So do I. I think I might try and keep this one for more than a few weeks for once

[raychull]

yeah, I can imagine. i'm just laughing my ass off, hahaha.


I'm drunk.

nice, hahah.

-Being on the phone with family members whenever they're drunk.

[AlexEnglish]

Please google the first line of "Skynet" by The Acacia Strain

win

[Reaver]

nice, hahah.

-Being on the phone with family members whenever they're drunk.

i feel great, everything is so funny

my stomach hurts, hahah

[HipYoungGun]

At at New Years party, was getting drunk with a bunch of people I haven't seen since High School. This one girl that had been dying for one of the dudes to take her home that night (she is a really well known outward spoken whore) came up to me and bummed a cigarette. We started talking about how crazy the party was, and how crazy parties in college are, and how frat parties are cool to go and pretend like you're going to rush so you can drink for free. The she proceeded to say: "Yeah, I like to go to the frat parties at Tech to get fucked." I laughed and responded, "Hell yeah, get fucked up?"

She responded: "No. Like literally fucked."

All I said was "Sketchy." and proceeded to walk back into the house.

[Kozzy333]

I laughed when everyone was laughing even though I didn't even hear what they were laughing about. I even said that I didn't know what they were laughing about.

[muttley]

Not awkward.

It was definitely awkward. I know, I was there.

[MyNameIsRoss]

Nothing that bad comes to mind, but my mom walked in on me taking a big healthy bong hit this morning.

[Mibabalou]

i fap it

[TheByrus]

I ran into an ex-girlfriend and her husband (who just recently got married). I was with some friends at Six Flags waiting in line to ride a roller coaster, they were right in front of us and the wait ended up being over an hour.

All three of us (her, her husband, and myself) knew I was her first.

[Charles777]

I ran into an ex-girlfriend and her husband (who just recently got married). I was with some friends at Six Flags waiting in line to ride a roller coaster, they were right in front of us and the wait ended up being over an hour.

All three of us (her, her husband, and myself) knew I was her first.

:appl:

[zion the lion]

Everyday of my life apparently.

[newtothis]

Hey. Aren't we just the cutest, most awkward couple PL has ever seen?

...

so why is your relationship status set to single?

long story

but maybe you just wish to be with her so mad, that you really believe it now. who knows?

edit: too slow...

edit2: sry, but those earrings are uglyyyyyyyy

ha, yeah. he is desperate. and the earrings cost a buck. I sacrifice beauty for a good sale. haha. they are pretty bad.

[The Personist]

she still doesn't exist.

[Reaver]

ha, yeah. he is desperate. and the earrings cost a buck. I sacrifice beauty for a good sale. haha. they are pretty bad.

haha, you're funny. in a good way.

[newtothis]

she still doesn't exist.

no way am I commenting your next poem...

[newtothis]

haha, you're funny. in a good way.

hm. I can accept this business. thanks.

[The Personist]

no way am I commenting your next poem...

You're jealous of orange anyways.

[newtothis]

You're jealous of orange anyways.

...

Since this is the awk. thread, I think I'll share another awkward moment.

Once I ran into the men's bathroom at a theme park, used the toilet, and didn't realize until I was washing my hands w/ a man beside me that I was in the wrong place.

[killerswells]

At at New Years party, was getting drunk with a bunch of people I haven't seen since High School. This one girl that had been dying for one of the dudes to take her home that night (she is a really well known outward spoken whore) came up to me and bummed a cigarette. We started talking about how crazy the party was, and how crazy parties in college are, and how frat parties are cool to go and pretend like you're going to rush so you can drink for free. The she proceeded to say: "Yeah, I like to go to the frat parties at Tech to get fucked." I laughed and responded, "Hell yeah, get fucked up?"

She responded: "No. Like literally fucked."

All I said was "Sketchy." and proceeded to walk back into the house.

and you didn't capitalize on the whorishness of this situation because?

[Reaver]

and you didn't capitalize on the whorishness of this situation because?

this. hahahah

[denissuxx]

I ran into an ex-girlfriend and her husband (who just recently got married). I was with some friends at Six Flags waiting in line to ride a roller coaster, they were right in front of us and the wait ended up being over an hour.

All three of us (her, her husband, and myself) knew I was her first.

This is awesome.


long story

Lame

ha, yeah. he is desperate. and the earrings cost a buck. I sacrifice beauty for a good sale. haha. they are pretty bad.

They are horrendous. Nothing personal

[killerswells]

this. hahahah

seriously. sex is being offered non-chalantly, and he turns it down.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hXjhQ1_xjuQ/SJ22GuAwRtI/AAAAAAAAD9E/v6TL8jJohj0/s400/Jesus+Facepalm.jpg

[cupcakeomg]

I have this reallly shy friend, who just being around it becomes really awkward. shes 2 years older than me, but shes like a lost puppy. It takes her a while to become comfertible around you, and she never starts conversations. I don't know what I can do to make her less shy. She is going to be turning 18 this year, along with another friend of mine who wants to take her out to a club. and i'm like good luck with that. Its just really annoying sometimes because i am the complete opposite.

[Charles777]

You just said "sketchy" and walked away? What a very John Dorian-like thing to do.

[a_money]

I'm too awkward for this thread.

[HipYoungGun]

and you didn't capitalize on the whorishness of this situation because?

Because I didn't want herpes. I probably should have been wearing a surgical mask in the first place.

[killerswells]

Because I didn't want herpes. I probably should have been wearing a surgical mask in the first place.

hahaha orrrrrrrrr you could wear this next time you go to a party where she is....

http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/933/meei8.jpg

[HipYoungGun]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The thumbs up kills me.

I could wear the suit, and when the most drunk dude there decides to finally do it:

*thumbs up* "Be a hero, man."

[killerswells]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The thumbs up kills me.

I could wear the suit, and when the most drunk dude there decides to finally do it:

*thumbs up* "Be a hero, man."

exactly. wear the suit, and when some drunk dude starts walking into the back room with her for sexy time, just hand him the gas mask and give him the old thumbs up.

[HipYoungGun]

exactly. wear the suit, and when some drunk dude starts walking into the back room with her for sexy time, just hand him the gas mask and give him the old thumbs up.

Absolutely! I'll just have to quarantine the room afterward. I heard slut-herps are airborne! :-d

[Mibabalou]

...

Since this is the awk. thread, I think I'll share another awkward moment.

Once I ran into the men's bathroom at a theme park, used the toilet, and didn't realize until I was washing my hands w/ a man beside me that I was in the wrong place.

ive done this before

but in a girls room

[Hamlet]

http://memegenerator.net/Cache/Thumbnails/457x457-Socially-Awkward-Penguin-YOU-SAY-GOODBYE-TO-EACH-OTHER-BUT-KEEP-WALKING-THE-SAME-WAY.jpg

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[Charles777]

I was friends with some guy for three months before I learned his name. I didn't give a shit. I just asked.
"Hey, what's your name?"

[AndrewIcex]

Hmm I got a somewhat awkward one...

Well me and my girlfriend have been dating for almost a year and a half.. and the girl I dated before her, I had only "talked" to for about a month and a half... so the difference is crazy, not to mention the girl I talked to before my current, well she lives in Louisville, Ky, and this current one is from Cincinnati... and well a number of times I have not seen people since the end of my freshman year of college (was when I dated the UofL girl), friends AND family alike... when they meet my current they usually say... "Yeah, I met you before... you live in Louisville, right? Yeah yeah" and we always have to say no, and it pisses my girlfriend off to no end haha, she really hates my "ex" I guess you could say, I find it somewhat humorous, but obviously, she doesn't.

[Animalhill]

Hmm I got a somewhat awkward one...

Well me and my girlfriend have been dating for almost a year and a half.. and the girl I dated before her, I had only "talked" to for about a month and a half... so the difference is crazy, not to mention the girl I talked to before my current, well she lives in Louisville, Ky, and this current one is from Cincinnati... and well a number of times I have not seen people since the end of my freshman year of college (was when I dated the UofL girl), friends AND family alike... when they meet my current they usually say... "Yeah, I met you before... you live in Louisville, right? Yeah yeah" and we always have to say no, and it pisses my girlfriend off to no end haha, she really hates my "ex" I guess you could say, I find it somewhat humorous, but obviously, she doesn't.
haha nice. The best thing ever is my Pepere, before he died, would ask every girlfriend I brought to meet him, "How do my great-grandchildren taste?" - then take a huge swig of whisky. He was the man.

[abbysmith]

I do awkward things every day, but none of them are super awkward or funny so I don't really have much to share. I guess that's a good thing.

[billyboatkid]

I punched a giraffe in the neck at the zoo.

Now that was awkward as hell.

[punk89]

http://memegenerator.net/Cache/Thumbnails/457x457-Socially-Awkward-Penguin-YOU-SAY-GOODBYE-TO-EACH-OTHER-BUT-KEEP-WALKING-THE-SAME-WAY.jpg

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Haaaahahahahhaha, both of these happen to me all the time! I am exceptionally unobservant, and I can never seem to remember anyone's name. Both of these used to happen to me ALL the time in high school. Especially the casual friends thing. There were people that I talked to every day in class and even occasionally hung out with... and I still don't know their names.

[punk89]

Oh, and that was my 400th post. I've been on this website way too long to have that few posts, haha.

[SSLYBY]

I just went to the Dr. because I thought I had a hernia. Gotta love those types of awkward as Dr. Appts.

[Animalhill]

I punched a giraffe in the neck at the zoo.

Now that was awkward as hell.
I electrocuted a pig to death at the "Friendly Farm" field trip in 4th grade...
In my defense I didnt know that fence I was luring him towards with food was electric, but yeah- fucker just dropped dead in front of my whole grade.

[billyboatkid]

I electrocuted a pig to death at the "Friendly Farm" field trip in 4th grade...
In my defense I didnt know that fence I was luring him towards with food was electric, but yeah- fucker just dropped dead in front of my whole grade.
hahahaha

holy shit, that's pretty intense. Insta bacon.

[Animalhill]

hahahaha

holy shit, that's pretty intense. Insta bacon.
Yeah- It was traumatic for some of the kids there. Lots of crying. I just kind of stood there like: :jawdrop:
Whatever, thing was going to be slaughtered anyways.

[DeadCityScars]

happened yesterday. my friend is an artist who has had his paintings on display before. I sort of "forgot" his pap died recently. anyway, on the phone he said he couldn't come out because he had a viewing to go to. I confused "viewing" with "art viewing" and said 'oh, awesome man! where's it at?'

4 of 10 on the awkward scale. but still

[DeadCityScars]

also yesterday: I was making out with a chick. yup. I had liked this girl for years and so I felt like I had accomplished something small.

anyway we're making out, she stops, she's on top of me, and I say in the coolest way I can 'I like you. more than any girl i've met' AHHH but it gets worse. she said 'really?' in a disbelieving/turned-off way. I said 'uh well, not really, sort of, uhhhh KISS ME AGAIN'

fuck. didn't ruin the day, but the memory ruins my brain everytime I think about it. i'm a slug.

7 of 10 awkward penguins

[zion the lion]

I went to church last night for the first time in two years, because there was a guest speaker who was supposedly really good. I was expecting to just have some sort of love fest where we donate money for missionary work and tell funny stories or something. They started off the service with a woman who came up to talk about how the acting mayor is trying to pass an anti discrimination in the workplace law for gay people. I endured a 20 minute hate speech about how gay people are perverts and how we needed to be at the assembly meeting at town hall tomorrow to oppose that stuff...it was so awkward because I've been involved with/working for gay rights for more than half my life now and quite a few of the people at that church know it.

Long story short, I left the room crying because their hate speech hurt me so much and my mom had to comfort me, and when I came back some of the people gave me the "youre a dirty homo" stink eye.

[Animalhill]

also yesterday: I was making out with a chick. yup. I had liked this girl for years and so I felt like I had accomplished something small.

anyway we're making out, she stops, she's on top of me, and I say in the coolest way I can 'I like you. more than any girl i've met' AHHH but it gets worse. she said 'really?' in a disbelieving/turned-off way. I said 'uh well, not really, sort of, uhhhh KISS ME AGAIN'

fuck. didn't ruin the day, but the memory ruins my brain everytime I think about it. i'm a slug.

7 of 10 awkward penguins
Ooof.

[killerswells]

haha nice. The best thing ever is my Pepere, before he died, would ask every girlfriend I brought to meet him, "How do my great-grandchildren taste?" - then take a huge swig of whisky. He was the man.

bbbbbbhahahahahahaahha. sooo i think i want to meet your family.

[abbysmith]

I just went to the Dr. because I thought I had a hernia. Gotta love those types of awkward as Dr. Appts.
That reminds me of one of my more awkward moments at a doctor's office, but I wont go into detail.

[Reaver]

That reminds me of one of my more awkward moments at a doctor's office, but I wont go into detail.

you make us curious and then just drop it? that's not nice.

[abbysmith]

you make us curious and then just drop it? that's not nice.
I just don't want everyone to think I'm gross.
I was getting tested for Crohn's Disease and I basically had to go in and tell my doctor what it feels like when I take a shit.

[imahoodlum]

At at New Years party, was getting drunk with a bunch of people I haven't seen since High School. This one girl that had been dying for one of the dudes to take her home that night (she is a really well known outward spoken whore) came up to me and bummed a cigarette. We started talking about how crazy the party was, and how crazy parties in college are, and how frat parties are cool to go and pretend like you're going to rush so you can drink for free. The she proceeded to say: "Yeah, I like to go to the frat parties at Tech to get fucked." I laughed and responded, "Hell yeah, get fucked up?"

She responded: "No. Like literally fucked."

All I said was "Sketchy." and proceeded to walk back into the house.
Texas Tech? Hahahaha. So, the Raider Rash isn't a myth? I bet she has it.

[Reaver]

I just don't want everyone to think I'm gross.
I was getting tested for Crohn's Disease and I basically had to go in and tell my doctor what it feels like when I take a shit.

haha, alright. that is awkward ^^

[hockeycoshow1]

One of my friends asked a mutual friend who is a girl where her boyfriend cums on her. She then proceeded to answer "In my mouth his semen normally tastes pretty good." Idk I thought it was awkward in a car full of dudes.

[limepomegranate]

i think it's awkward when i watch movies with my dad and a random intense sex scene comes up...he always tries to cover my eyes...needless to say he thinks i still have my vcard

[abbysmith]

i think it's awkward when i watch movies with my dad and a random intense sex scene comes up...he always tries to cover my eyes...needless to say he thinks i still have my vcard
To go along with all the other penguins in this thread:
http://seriouslulz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/2d0jcd2.jpg

[limepomegranate]

To go along with all the other penguins in this thread:
http://seriouslulz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/2d0jcd2.jpg
uhmm wow...

[LaDiabla]

I just don't want everyone to think I'm gross.
I was getting tested for Crohn's Disease and I basically had to go in and tell my doctor what it feels like when I take a shit.

like every visit to the gynecologist isnt awkward...'please undress now and sit on that chair, so that i can insert something into your vagina..'

[limepomegranate]

like every visit to the gynecologist isnt awkward...'please undress now and sit on that chair, so that i can insert something into your vagina..'
my gyno describes the procedures she's going to do every visit complete with hand gestures

[zion the lion]

like every visit to the gynecologist isnt awkward...'please undress now and sit on that chair, so that i can insert something into your vagina..'

My gyno hasnt examined me yet, but when she gave me birth control she gave me the sex talk (of course my mom was there) and used the metaphore "just because you have car insurance doesnt mean youre going to ram every car you see"

[Reaver]

like every visit to the gynecologist isnt awkward...'please undress now and sit on that chair, so that i can insert something into your vagina..'

my gf's gets really disoriented and moody when she comes from the gynecologist. glad i don't have to that, lol.

[LaDiabla]

my gyno describes the procedures she's going to do every visit complete with hand gestures

i mean, for them its totally normal, but im still not comfortable with another woman sticking something up there..explaining it definitley doesnt make it any better.

My gyno hasnt examined me yet, but when she gave me birth control she gave me the sex talk (of course my mom was there) and used the metaphore "just because you have car insurance doesnt mean youre going to ram every car you see"

hahahahah omg...yea thats why i dont go to the gyno with my mom.

my gf's gets really disoriented and moody when she comes from the gynecologist. glad i don't have to that, lol.

wait til you get a prostate exam..

[Smash Adams]

like every visit to the gynecologist isnt awkward...'please undress now and sit on that chair, so that i can insert something into your vagina..'
don't you hear that 10 times a day anyway?

[The Personist]

Zing!

[limepomegranate]

i mean, for them its totally normal, but im still not comfortable with another woman sticking something up there..explaining it definitley doesnt make it any better.



hahahahah omg...yea thats why i dont go to the gyno with my mom.



wait til you get a prostate exam..
yea i know it actually makes me more uncomfortable!

[LaDiabla]

don't you hear that 10 times a day anyway?
yea, but only from you:slutkiss:

yea i know it actually makes me more uncomfortable!

yes!

[Smash Adams]

yea, but only from you:slutkiss:



yes!
I want to believe you, I truly do, but I just can't

[LaDiabla]

I want to believe you, I truly do, but I just can't

:-( does this mean its over?

[Smash Adams]

:-( does this mean its over?
No I could never quit you

[LaDiabla]

No I could never quit you

phoebe approves
http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/6386/bild1fly.png

[AndrewIcex]

http://x8f.xanga.com/8c6e954032034238936887/z176142642.jpg

This is expected in a lot of these situations.

[zion the lion]

And here I am to bring it back to the real subject (I'm talking to you thread hijackers).

I cried today in freakin public (first time I've done that since I was like 10 seriously), because some guy called me a name at a town hall type of meeting. Then he gave me the stink eye for the rest of the night and bragged about how he made a little kid cry (because he assumed I was 12 or 13)

[killerswells]

And here I am to bring it back to the real subject (I'm talking to you thread hijackers).

I cried today in freakin public (first time I've done that since I was like 10 seriously), because some guy called me a name at a town hall type of meeting. Then he gave me the stink eye for the rest of the night and bragged about how he made a little kid cry (because he assumed I was 12 or 13)

you seem to be crying a lot lately there champ.

[AndrewIcex]

And here I am to bring it back to the real subject (I'm talking to you thread hijackers).

I cried today in freakin public (first time I've done that since I was like 10 seriously), because some guy called me a name at a town hall type of meeting. Then he gave me the stink eye for the rest of the night and bragged about how he made a little kid cry (because he assumed I was 12 or 13)

you seem to be crying a lot lately there champ.
Hormones?

[killerswells]

Hormones?

agreed.

[Animalhill]

bbbbbbhahahahahahaahha. sooo i think i want to meet your family.
haha dude, my family is absolutely off the wall.

[zion the lion]

you seem to be crying a lot lately there champ.

I know, its so weird. I didnt even cry either of the times I broke my hands/feet/arms/fingers/toes/everything else (multiple times on all of them because I'm clumsy)

Hormones?

The combo of meds I'm on (which I dont even think is safe), and the birth control I'm on already makes me an emotional idiot but the rest of it makes it worse...and the shitty hormones.

[raychull]

Whenever my internet crashes in the middle of serious conversations, online.

[zion the lion]

Falling down the stairs. I do this all the time, so I'm used to the awkardness that tap dances in the room when it happens...but one example that sticks out in my head is 9th grade, my locker was on the 5th floor and right wing of the school and my class happened to be on the left side of school property outside (and the only way to get there was to either go down all five floors thngo across the first floor and go up another flight of stairs, or to do a zigzag obstacle course down all the floors) so I was in a rush, and I tripped and fell down the long concrete stairs and everyone saw my lacy panties because my pants fell down an inch or two.

[Reaver]

Falling down the stairs. I do this all the time, so I'm used to the awkardness that tap dances in the room when it happens...but one example that sticks out in my head is 9th grade, my locker was on the 5th floor and right wing of the school and my class happened to be on the left side of school property outside (and the only way to get there was to either go down all five floors thngo across the first floor and go up another flight of stairs, or to do a zigzag obstacle course down all the floors) so I was in a rush, and I tripped and fell down the long concrete stairs and everyone saw my lacy panties because my pants fell down an inch or two.

i love your stories!

[zion the lion]

i love your stories!

The fucked up part is that my school was huge and had a lot of students, so about 50 people saw me because I was on the most popular staircase.

[Reaver]

The fucked up part is that my school was huge and had a lot of students, so about 50 people saw me because I was on the most popular staircase.

awwwwesome :-d

[Charles777]

Why was this staircase so popular? Did it have a nice car and lots of money?

[zion the lion]

awwwwesome :-d

I do it all the time, so people arent even concerned when I fall down the stairs. Like I did it a couple days ago.

[Reaver]

I do it all the time, so people arent even concerned when I fall down the stairs. Like I did it a couple days ago.

hahaha, well it's new to me, so i find it funny ^^

[zion the lion]

Why was this staircase so popular? Did it have a nice car and lots of money?

That, and because the school used to be a prison, there was only one staircase that went from the fourth floor all the way down to the first floor. The way the staircases worked was that there were four long staircases that connected the 1st, 3rd, and 5th floor (skipping the 2nd and 4th), then there was three long staircases that went from the 2nd to the 5th floor. Then the fourth floor had a small stair case leading to the fifth. Because there were 10 minute breaks in between classes people would go to the fourth, third or first floor to hang out (depending on what stereotypical group you hung out with) so that staircase was the one everybody had to use at one point or another every day.

[Charles777]

That, and because the school used to be a prison, there was only one staircase that went from the fourth floor all the way down to the first floor. The way the staircases worked was that there were four long staircases that connected the 1st, 3rd, and 5th floor (skipping the 2nd and 4th), then there was three long staircases that went from the 2nd to the 5th floor. Then the fourth floor had a small stair case leading to the fifth. Because there were 10 minute breaks in between classes people would go to the fourth, third or first floor to hang out (depending on what stereotypical group you hung out with) so that staircase was the one everybody had to use at one point or another every day.
My school used to be a prison too. It's really weird to think about how much gay sex has gone on there.

[zion the lion]

My school used to be a prison too. It's really weird to think about how much gay sex has gone on there.

I never thought about that, but I did think about how many people have been murdered there. Its surrounded by wilderness so people go into the woods and get high (and this one happened too much) rape people in the woods there. I was more concerned with the rape woods than the gay lovin that used to go on near my locker.

[Broclee]

My school wasn't a prison, but it was still designed like one, which is very shitty and made life very difficult, seeing as how we had two minutes to get from class to class.

[Charles777]

I never thought about that, but I did think about how many people have been murdered there. Its surrounded by wilderness so people go into the woods and get high (and this one happened too much) rape people in the woods there. I was more concerned with the rape woods than the gay lovin that used to go on near my locker.
Woah. I'm glad my school is in the middle of the city.

[raychull]

we had two minutes to get from class to class.
I really hated that.


I always walked kind of awkwardly at school.

[zion the lion]

Woah. I'm glad my school is in the middle of the city.

haha yeah. They cut down all the trees and made a target, best buy, khols, lowes, gamestop, coldstone, starbucks, and subway mall in between the school and the highway so now it's brighter (like in the winter) and more populated, but the parts of the woods were people would get raped and beat up and shit is still there and still scary.

[Charles777]

haha yeah. They cut down all the trees and made a target, best buy, khols, lowes, gamestop, coldstone, starbucks, and subway mall in between the school and the highway so now it's brighter (like in the winter) and more populated, but the parts of the woods were people would get raped and beat up and shit is still there and still scary.
Fuck, that's badass. All we have near our school is a pharmacy and a pre-school. Sometimes I feel like running into the pre-school and telling all the kids that there's no Santa/Easter Bunny/Tooth Fairy. That would be awkward, I guess.

[zion the lion]

Fuck, that's badass. All we have near our school is a pharmacy and a pre-school. Sometimes I feel like running into the pre-school and telling all the kids that there's no Santa/Easter Bunny/Tooth Fairy. That would be awkward, I guess.

I wish I believed in those things when I was little...I lost all of my front teeth within a week, and I didnt even get a damn dime. But yeah I used to skip class and walk on the overpass above the highway and go back to my house because I lived right there, or I would go to the gas station and steal my lunches. But I guess after I left that school they banned people from walking on the overpass because some stupid kids threw rocks on to cars and stuff.

[Charles777]

I wish I believed in those things when I was little...I lost all of my front teeth within a week, and I didnt even get a damn dime. But yeah I used to skip class and walk on the overpass above the highway and go back to my house because I lived right there, or I would go to the gas station and steal my lunches. But I guess after I left that school they banned people from walking on the overpass because some stupid kids threw rocks on to cars and stuff.
I was almost arrested when I was 13 because I was throwing rocks at a bus. I'm glad they didn't beat me

[zion the lion]

I was almost arrested when I was 13 because I was throwing rocks at a bus. I'm glad they didn't beat me

haha, yeah it's dangerous, it can kill people. I guess someone threw a rock at a car with a woman and her baby in it and the woman got in a huge car wreck and the baby almost died. Crazy stuff. I almost got arrested when the gast station owner thought I was stealing, I wasnt though.

[darkmartheight]

not my most awkward moment, but its pretty funny.

my gf and her family went for a bike ride (in a sort of woodsy area). when we stopped for a break, she had to go to the bathroom but there were no bathrooms so she went in the woods. When she came back she said that she hoped she didn't get any poison ivy, and I said i hope not too because I'll get it. her dad's eyes got really wide. nothing better than implying sex around her father.

[Charles777]

It would've been more awkward if you said,
"I hope you don't either. I don't want any poison ivy on my dick when I be putting it inside you."

[AndrewIcex]

I need to think of another awkward story..

[Bloodsucker II]

I hate when you're walking into a door at the same that someone is walking out and you both move to the same side so one of you could walk by and then you keep getting in each others way.

Like that once scene in The Office when Andy gets caught in the doorway with the new secretary and he's like, "That was awkward."

[t_ashley]

ugh, get the wrong texts sent by my uncle...

His girlfriend's name is like 2 letters off from mine...
sooo didnt want to know half the shit he has sent.

I never open picture messages from him anymore...






Also, Awkward: When people ask if im adopted.
its a little awkward for me, but damn they have to feel awkward...

[zion the lion]

ugh, get the wrong texts sent by my uncle...

His girlfriend's name is like 2 letters off from mine...
sooo didnt want to know half the shit he has sent.

I never open picture messages from him anymore...






Also, Awkward: When people ask if im adopted.
its a little awkward for me, but damn they have to feel awkward...

I used to get asked if my brothers and I were triplets, because we all look so much alike, but it's awkward when they ask it around my mom because my dad cheated on my mom when she was pregnant with me, and thats how my brothers came to be my brothers. Or I'll get asked if one of my brothers is my boyfriend.

[caress me down]

I recalled an awkward moment today to a girl whose graduating soon. We were best friends when I was a freshman, but the weekend after she broke up with her boyfriend I hooked up with them. It was madddd awks cause I dance with her every day of the week and was forced to see her... eek

Okay now to justify my story so I don't sound like a hoe:
I was supposed to get with the boy months before they ever got together but it got fucked up because my other friend liked him at the time.
She dumped him for another guy.
The boy and I are still dating almost 2 years later and she has found her own boy that has loved her for awhile

[AndrewIcex]

http://www.alltopshoes.com/product_read.aspx?pid=474
DUMB, another dumb post.

[The Personist]

Fast spam is fast...every thread i'm subscribed to. Pretty fucking swift.

[AndrewIcex]

She's very fast... every thread for me too.. she will soon be bumping old ones, and before you know it, she'll be banned.

[intensified]

I made awkward eye contact with the singer of a band once. I'll never forget it.

What the?

[kianacarly]

I should be dominating this thread with my awkwardness, yet sadly nothing comes to mind.

[intensified]

I need to think of another awkward story..

Your default makes me smile.

[AndrewIcex]

Your default makes me smile.
Well thank you!

[intensified]

Well thank you!

Haha, no problem.

[kianacarly]

So the only recent story I can think of was this past week when I was ranting to an acquaintance about how much I disliked someone and pretty much doing the trash talk, and after about a good ten minutes she was like, "oh... well that's my best friend." It was only awkward for a second or two though before I said, "okay then, your friend is annoying as fuck."

It wasn't that big of a deal since the girl knows I don't like her anyway. Kind of dumb that this lame girl drama story is the only one I can think of.

I guess there was that time when I was six or seven at Disneyland, and I was terrified of the dark back then, and while we were in line for a ride they turned off the lights for a dramatic effect. I freaked out and reached for my mom's hand to hold, only I got some big, fat, hairy stranger's hand instead. I tried to let go as soon as I realized, but the damage was done. After the lights came back on a few seconds later the guy made a joke about it and brought it to everyone's attention and it was awful. That was pretty awkward/embarrassing. Especially since I was so shy already.

[intensified]

This isn't exactly awkward to me but I found it humorous.

Last night, my sister and I were heading to the movies with our friend Allison. In the next lane over, this car of three horny teen boys observed my sister and her friend doing the party boy in the backseat while listening to something horrible like Cobra Starship. The boy in the passenger seat (who appeared to be the most obnoxious), did it back. My sister in return, flipped him off. Obviously, he felt it necessary to give her the finger back. I figured I could lighten the mood by casually blowing a kiss. Apparently not. The boy in the passenger's seat caught my kiss and then began making blowjob motions with his hand and mouth.

Unfortunately, we caught every red light with them until we arrived at the theater.

[hockeycoshow1]

I am constantly saying stupid stuff so sometimes it happens when my friend's parents walk in the room and I am completely joking like about drugs or alcohol but then they don't know that and give me weird looks I feel like running out of the room... Yeah that phrased really badly whatever.

[kianacarly]

I'm just an awkward person in general. I'm so shy and come off as incredibly awkward, even on here. I never know what to say next when I talk to someone, and I hate not being able to know what the other person is thinking. Even if I'm completely comfortable with the conversation, everything just comes out awkward. I hate it.

[hockeycoshow1]

I'm just an awkward person in general. I'm so shy and come off as incredibly awkward, even on here. I never know what to say next when I talk to someone, and I hate not being able to know what the other person is thinking. Even if I'm completely comfortable with the conversation, everything just comes out awkward. I hate it.
Ahahah I am very similar to that.

[AlkalineAshes]

ive got a roomate who insists on comnig in my room and then is constantly bitching about whatever is on tv. I told him he needed to cut out his negativity and it got quiiet for awhile, than I told him I was gonna lay down so GTFO. Awkward maybe but got the job done.

[I Enjoy Cake]

this thread is as funny as

[Charles777]

What the?

I don't know what else to say. It was really weird.

[Animalhill]

So last night, one of my closest friends (who happens to be female) was apparantly at my house (I share a house with four people) and she was too trashed to drive home, and crashed in my bed. I woke up at 3am to her pretty much blacked out and trying to jerk me off. Since she is practically like a sister to me, I am not very attracted to her, though she is obviously physically attractive. I was like, "Heeeey. Ummm. what are you doing?"
Awkward.

[intensified]

I don't know what else to say. It was really weird.

Hm, okay.

[Charles777]

Hm, okay.

I had to make small talk with my ex-girlfriend for an hour today. Is that any better?

[berd]

When my sister and brother-in-law were opening their wedding gifts, they opened a 3 section hamper that happened to be broken. I looked at it and said "wow who would be stupid enough to not check the gift before wrapping it." He looked at me and said, "My Parents" :hitself: Crickets man crickets.

Also I was alone in an elevator, and I farted. The next floor down a guy comes in and he stared at me the rest of the trip. He totally knew...

[AndrewIcex]

When my sister and brother-in-law were opening their wedding gifts, they opened a 3 section hamper that happened to be broken. I looked at it and said "wow who would be stupid enough to not check the gift before wrapping it." He looked at me and said, "My Parents" :hitself: Crickets man crickets.

Also I was alone in an elevator, and I farted. The next floor down a guy comes in and he stared at me the rest of the trip. He totally knew...
Hahaha nice nice, good post.

Welcome to Ap.net. cause I haven't seen you post here before, but I see you joined a long time ago.

Still welcome haha.

[Five-Star]

Got caught off guard jumping around my room blasting my music. Cousin walked in like wtf u doing. Im like uuuuuuuuhhhhh.

[Animalhill]

Got caught off guard jumping around my room blasting my music. Cousin walked in like wtf u doing. Im like uuuuuuuuhhhhh.
hahahaha oh man.

[raychull]

Got caught off guard jumping around my room blasting my music. Cousin walked in like wtf u doing. Im like uuuuuuuuhhhhh.

I used to headbang/air guitar at my grandmother's house with my headphones in. My dad would always walk in, and it was always the most awkward thing ever, because I knew he'd never let it go, hahaha.

[Five-Star]

Yea it's the worse when you have headphones on because you can't hear anyone coming in. Thank god I have a lock on my door now. Now I just get yelled at for playing my music so loud.

[raychull]

Yea it's the worse when you have headphones on because you can't hear anyone coming in. Thank god I have a lock on my door now. Now I just get yelled at for playing my music so loud.

Hahah, yeah. I didn't have a lock on the door though, so I was like, in the middle of the room, and, yeah. Dad walks in, starts laughing.

and, I used to. but I value my hearing too much now, hahaha.

[llwilliamsll]

I was about to cum on this girl. And then she woke up.

[Five-Star]

Hahah, yeah. I didn't have a lock on the door though, so I was like, in the middle of the room, and, yeah. Dad walks in, starts laughing.

and, I used to. but I value my hearing too much now, hahaha.

Lol yea this doctor told me I'm going to go deaf listining to my music so loud. Guess I should tone it down.

[googirl8907]

I'm just an awkward person in general. I'm so shy and come off as incredibly awkward, even on here. I never know what to say next when I talk to someone, and I hate not being able to know what the other person is thinking. Even if I'm completely comfortable with the conversation, everything just comes out awkward. I hate it.
:highfive: Same here.

[Animalhill]

I was about to cum on this girl. And then she woke up.
Well I wasn't going to bring this up... but I came in my ex-girlfriends eye on "accident" and her response was "Thanks for the fucking fireworks"

[Five-Star]

Well I wasn't going to bring this up... but I came in my ex-girlfriends eye on "accident" and her response was "Thanks for the fucking fireworks"

Damn that's brutal. I love poppin in that mouth though.

[Animalhill]

Damn that's brutal. I love poppin in that mouth though.
:beerbros:

[AndrewIcex]

:jackoff:

[Animalhill]

:jackoff:
hahaha and I've always wondered how that smilie would ever work in a thread... now I know. How you doing to brother?

[AndrewIcex]

hahaha and I've always wondered how that smilie would ever work in a thread... now I know. How you doing to brother?
Indeed haha.

How am I doing? well.. lets see, my car broke down this week and its probably the transmission... AWESOME, my phone stopped working today... and I have only had it for about 2 months now... and the lights in my bathroom in my apt all blew out yesterday, so I have to piss in the dark...

but other than that, fantastic, you bro?

[Animalhill]

Indeed haha.

How am I doing? well.. lets see, my car broke down this week and its probably the transmission... AWESOME, my phone stopped working today... and I have only had it for about 2 months now... and the lights in my bathroom in my apt all blew out yesterday, so I have to piss in the dark...

but other than that, fantastic, you bro?
HAHA I am also pissing in the dark (as of last night)- fucking light bulbs. I'm decent. ALMOST out of work, going to most likely get super fucked up tonight, and I have a show tomorrow, so it should be a good weekend.

[AndrewIcex]

HAHA I am also pissing in the dark (as of last night)- fucking light bulbs. I'm decent. ALMOST out of work, going to most likely get super fucked up tonight, and I have a show tomorrow, so it should be a good weekend.
I hate the fucking things... ALL three of them went out at the exact same time practically, not even 10 minutes apart from each other... it was weird, slightly creepy, horror movie creepy.

AND

Dude, schedule a show in Cincinnati, or really Covington KY, at the mad hatter, I would really like to see you guys... plenty of people would come see you, I could help promote.

[Animalhill]

I hate the fucking things... ALL three of them went out at the exact same time practically, not even 10 minutes apart from each other... it was weird, slightly creepy, horror movie creepy.

AND

Dude, schedule a show in Cincinnati, or really Covington KY, at the mad hatter, I would really like to see you guys... plenty of people would come see you, I could help promote.
That would be so fucking sick man. We have a bomb van so it wouldnt be too bad of a drive. Are there any popular local bands you could get to play that would draw well? Whats the average draw like anyways? I would say we'd be down for a Cinci show for shank man.

[AndrewIcex]

That would be so fucking sick man. We have a bomb van so it wouldnt be too bad of a drive. Are there any popular local bands you could get to play that would draw well? Whats the average draw like anyways? I would say we'd be down for a Cinci show for shank man.
I know plenty of bands, if the band I just joined could get our set down I would say play with us, and then I could find a few other bands... the draw out is usually... anywhere from 50-250 depending on the night and the bands, the hatter is pretty popular.

[Five-Star]

That would be so fucking sick man. We have a bomb van so it wouldnt be too bad of a drive. Are there any popular local bands you could get to play that would draw well? Whats the average draw like anyways? I would say we'd be down for a Cinci show for shank man.

Come to New London,CT if you ever get a chance. We have a great venue called El N Gee Club. Always shows going on. I'm going to a show tomorow night to see Auburn and Lions Lions and a few others.

[Animalhill]

I know plenty of bands, if the band I just joined could get our set down I would say play with us, and then I could find a few other bands... the draw out is usually... anywhere from 50-250 depending on the night and the bands, the hatter is pretty popular.
Shit dude- that is SO much better than NH. LEt me talk to my boys and maybe set a date a month and a half or so from now?

[Animalhill]

Come to New London,CT if you ever get a chance. We have a great venue called El N Gee Club. Always shows going on. I'm going to a show tomorow night to see Auburn and Lions Lions and a few others.
That would be sick as well. I'm not sure if I've mentioned it in this thread yet but My band and I are moving to Philly at the end of the summer which isnt too too far away from CT (i guess it depends on what part haha).

[AndrewIcex]

Shit dude- that is SO much better than NH. LEt me talk to my boys and maybe set a date a month and a half or so from now?
Yes do that, it will give us plenty of time to get our set together... the band I just joined is...

Walking Toward Eternity, look us up... we have not had a chance to add me, adam or quinn to the page yet... but it will be updated soon, the members now are... Zach (Drums), Ethan (Vox), Jori (Keys), Andrew/Me (Bass), Adam (Guitar 1), Quinn (Guitar 2)... its a good lineup, more dedicated now.

But yes, we will have to promote a lot and get this shit together, you might even be able to stay at my house in Florence for the evening too.

[Five-Star]

That would be sick as well. I'm not sure if I've mentioned it in this thread yet but My band and I are moving to Philly at the end of the summer which isnt too too far away from CT (i guess it depends on what part haha).

Sweet man, I would def love to see you and your band play.

[Animalhill]

Sweet man, I would def love to see you and your band play.
For sure dude- I have some really good friends in CT.

[Five-Star]

For sure dude- I have some really good friends in CT.

Yea CT is a cool place. Been here all my life. Get's boring at times though. Lot of great people here and a lot of not so great people here.

[AndrewIcex]

For sure dude- I have some really good friends in CT.

Yea CT is a cool place. Been here all my life. Get's boring at times though. Lot of great people here and a lot of not so great people here.
I am pretty sure I wanna be up in CT for this show too... that would be sick as hell.

[Five-Star]

Would be sick man, instead of chattin on ap, we could actualy chat in real life and here some great music.

[AndrewIcex]

Would be sick man, instead of chattin on ap, we could actualy chat in real life and here some great music.
Yeah man, I say you guys both come down to Kentucky/Cincy too, if we can get the show going and such... it would be awesome, my area is pretty nice and we can have a good time.

[Five-Star]

Yeah man, I say you guys both come down to Kentucky/Cincy too, if we can get the show going and such... it would be awesome, my area is pretty nice and we can have a good time.

Sounds great, I love traveling too. Just let me know a date and time.

[AndrewIcex]

Sounds great, I love traveling too. Just let me know a date and time.
Yeah dude, I will do that, I need to plan things with the band.

While you're at it, check WTE (band I just joined) out and tell your friends to jam to them or whatever, anyone who likes metal, spread the word... we will be going on a series of shows in about 2 months or so... so basically we gotta get on the promotion wagon now.

[Five-Star]

Yeah dude, I will do that, I need to plan things with the band.

While you're at it, check WTE (band I just joined) out and tell your friends to jam to them or whatever, anyone who likes metal, spread the word... we will be going on a series of shows in about 2 months or so... so basically we gotta get on the promotion wagon now.

I love promoting. My bestfriend is a rapper, I'm always promoting his music. He also has done shows at the venue in my town. Ill def tell people to check out your band. Make sure when you start touring you come to my town man.

[AndrewIcex]

I love promoting. My bestfriend is a rapper, I'm always promoting his music. He also has done shows at the venue in my town. Ill def tell people to check out your band. Make sure when you start touring you come to my town man.
Oh yeah! I definitely will, our first one will be a solid trip to Florida and back, then we will probably make a trip up north, all east coast of course, and your area will definitely be in my list of areas to visit haha.

We will have to get something with Metal acts though, or at least some bands with a lot of screaming.

[Five-Star]

Oh yeah! I definitely will, our first one will be a solid trip to Florida and back, then we will probably make a trip up north, all east coast of course, and your area will definitely be in my list of areas to visit haha.

We will have to get something with Metal acts though, or at least some bands with a lot of screaming.

Most of the shows here are metal. Lot of local bands performing all the time are metal. Post-hardcore bands come here and there. Breathe Electric was supposed to come a few months ago. I got up to get dressed checked his myspace the shit said cancelled, I was so pissed off. We never get people like him to come.

[AndrewIcex]

Most of the shows here are metal. Lot of local bands performing all the time are metal. Post-hardcore bands come here and there. Breathe Electric was supposed to come a few months ago. I got up to get dressed checked his myspace the shit said cancelled, I was so pissed off. We never get people like him to come.
Ah that does suck, we get everyone to come to Cincy, its kinda crazy who all does come there.

But yeah, the Metal acts is who we would need to come, our vocalist is young... but the kid has all sorts of crazy talent, his range is fucking nuts.

[Five-Star]

Ah that does suck, we get everyone to come to Cincy, its kinda crazy who all does come there.

But yeah, the Metal acts is who we would need to come, our vocalist is young... but the kid has all sorts of crazy talent, his range is fucking nuts.

Sound's great. Def look forward to seeing you guy's.

[Five-Star]

For sure dude- I have some really good friends in CT.

I actualy took a trip up to Maine two weeks ago. A guy I met was from New Hampshire. There was a rock concert going on to. Nice looking town. Smoked some great weed to. Three and a half hour drive was the only bummer. Listened to a bunch of albums though.

[AndrewIcex]

Sound's great. Def look forward to seeing you guy's.
Hell yeah, I am stoked to finally play shows again, I use to all the time... but when my old band disbanded... I was determined to find another band to play with or start something new... cause that is what I plan on doing for a long time, tour and stuff and then continue on my Record Label for locals and such, I won't stop playing music regardless of genre, we're hoping to eventually go a little more mainstream in the future, as Ethan learns to sing better, that's where we will be going, but until then... we bring the Metal haha.

[Five-Star]

Hell yeah, I am stoked to finally play shows again, I use to all the time... but when my old band disbanded... I was determined to find another band to play with or start something new... cause that is what I plan on doing for a long time, tour and stuff and then continue on my Record Label for locals and such, I won't stop playing music regardless of genre, we're hoping to eventually go a little more mainstream in the future, as Ethan learns to sing better, that's where we will be going, but until then... we bring the Metal haha.

Rock on my brotha.

[AndrewIcex]

Rock on my brotha.
Will do. :headbang:

[Mibabalou]

some serious bro love going on here

[AlkalineAshes]

break out the oils

[AndrewIcex]

some serious bro love going on here

break out the oils
;-)

[Shroomkilla]

break out the oils

this

[AndrewIcex]

this
You in?

[intensified]

I had to make small talk with my ex-girlfriend for an hour today. Is that any better?

Sure, a ton better.

What was the occasion?

[zion the lion]

Last year when my mom "decided to get a divorce" from my step dad, we moved in with her best friend (of like 13 years) Jane. Her youngest daughter (used to be my bestie) was dating some guy and my bestie and Jane fought about everything (including the boyfriend) a shit load. So one day when everyone else was at school, I woke up and went downstairs to make myself a sandwich and heard Jane fucking livid, yelling on the phone to her ex husband (my friend's dad) screaming "I dont want her dating that black boy! She absolutely can not date him. We cant let her marry that black boy" and it went on like that for a half an hour. At one point while she's yelling on the phone, she notices me and makes my sandwich for me, smiles, and keeps on screaming.

The thing that made it so awkward is that I'm black, and while I know she's not a racist, everybody knows her ex husband is. But it was funny because it was like she's making this sandwich for me and doesnt even notice what she's saying and who she's saying it around.

[Charles777]

Sure, a ton better.

What was the occasion?

I was waiting for a bus and she walked up to me and started talking. The bus took about an hour to get there and she sat next to me for the ride.

[intensified]

I was waiting for a bus and she walked up to me and started talking. The bus took about an hour to get there and she sat next to me for the ride.

That sounds like an unfortunate event.

[PezMullet]

bump

this thread's too funny to let it fall into the abbyss

[muttley]

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I do these all the time.

[muttley]

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I couldn't stop laughing at this one.

[n1asfan]

I am a receptionist for a big office, so when my coworkers walk in, in the morning I say Hi, or Hey, or Good morning.

This morning one guy walked in, and instead of saying "Hey" I accidently said "Yay" and when I tried laughing at myself for it he didn't really laugh .... weird :(

[zion the lion]

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I do these all the time.

I do both of these all the time. But I'll do the last one on purpose especially when it's cold outside because people always say "thank you" when you do it, and they hardly ever say thanks when you hold the door for them and theyre not that far away.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Waking up in a hotel room in Wildwood next to someone who I've never seen before in my life.

[stayforawhile]

Waking up in a hotel room in Wildwood next to someone who I've never seen before in my life.
Hahahaha ohh love our lives.

[fake empire]

Waking up in a hotel room in Wildwood next to someone who I've never seen before in my life.

SLUT

[intensified]

Waking up in a hotel room in Wildwood next to someone who I've never seen before in my life.

I thought this was funny. Male or female though?

[thespearkid]

Yesterday, I was taking my brother to work and he was on the phone with my sister but I didn't notice. This guy pulls out in front of me and almost hits me so I yell, "Don't you turn, mother fucker!" I don't swear often at all but road rage is one thing I've never quite been able to get a handle on. So, yeah, my sister heard me scream obscenities.

[Animalhill]

Yesterday, I was taking my brother to work and he was on the phone with my sister but I didn't notice. This guy pulls out in front of me and almost hits me so I yell, "Don't you turn, mother fucker!" I don't swear often at all but road rage is one thing I've never quite been able to get a handle on. So, yeah, my sister heard me scream obscenities.
Haha nice.
This reminds me of the time I was driving my car, my older sister in the passengers seat, and my nephew in the back. All of the sudden I hear, "Uncle Sam, what's this?" - lo and behold he is holding my friends bowl that he had left in my car after a burn cruise. Fuck my life.

[AndrewIcex]

Waking up in a hotel room in Wildwood next to someone who I've never seen before in my life.
Hahaha touche, did they get you breakfast?

[AUGK]

in the car i wa singing a Hannah Montana song when it was up rlly loud just forfun. then my mom turhed it down to tell me something and i was like still singing. i was like "o shit hole"

[MarsEatWorld]

in the car i wa singing a Hannah Montana song when it was up rlly loud just forfun. then my mom turhed it down to tell me something and i was like still singing. i was like "o shit hole"
that is not only awkward but you don't deserve to live because of it. lol

[AUGK]

that is not only awkward but you don't deserve to live because of it. lol

well i was bored and i dnt have my ipod(mom took it away) and i had rlly nothing to listen to

[MarsEatWorld]

well i was bored and i dnt have my ipod(mom took it away) and i had rlly nothing to listen to
sadsadsad

[phil19]

one time me and my girlfriend where going away for the weekend together. just as i was leaving my dad said "make sure you wear protection".

[AndrewIcex]

Going into the break room at work where there are 10 people standing around, and wanting a drink from the machine, then putting enough money in and pressing the mt. dew button and it being sold out... along with every other type of drink in it... awkward cause I looked dumb getting frustrated with it.

[AlexEnglish]

in the car i wa singing a Hannah Montana song when it was up rlly loud just forfun. then my mom turhed it down to tell me something and i was like still singing. i was like "o shit hole"


how this should have gone.



in the car i was singing a Hannah Montana song when it was up rlly loud just for fun. then my mom turhed it down to tell me that she sucked some dude's dick and there were pictures of it. I was like "o shit hole"

[intensified]

well i was bored and i dnt have my ipod(mom took it away) and i had rlly nothing to listen to

In times like this, it is really best to just enjoy a healthy dose of silence.

[AUGK]

its my siosters CD and she was listening to it

[MarsEatWorld]

In times like this, it is really best to just enjoy a healthy dose of silence.
so many excuses.. this story is gettin silly!