My Roommate Sucks

[You Vandal]

So I've lived with two guys for the past 10 months...I was really good friends with one of them but he went abroad for the summer and someone is subletting. The other guy I have lived with the whole time was just a guy I sort of knew...but not my friend or anything. He was OK to live with...he didn't do the dishes/take out the garbage/clean/do any chores really..but he wasn't around much so it wasn't that big of a deal.

Well...once my friend moved out...his girlfriend basically moved in. She has been here for 2 weeks straight...just living in his room. Her car is in our only parking stall all the time. My roommate works during the day but she is still in the house doing God knows what. She uses our shower daily...uses our appliances to make food...steals my shampoo and other shit. He also made a copy of his key for her so she has access to the house at all times.

All of this happened without him asking me about anything. I am pissed. What is your advice? Do you think she should have to pay rent if this continues? Whats the best way to approach talking to him about it....(I haven't had a decent conversation with him all year). Thanks.

[billyboatkid]

Damn that's so shitty.

Either she pays rent or gets the fuck out. That's how I would go about it.

I'm a pretty blunt person.

[billyboatkid]

..or you could get back at him and give her the a-nal.

[more heart]

..or you could get back at him and give her the a-nal.

Best idea possible.

[Kassie09]

I'd be mad..say something to him about it. Tell him your apartment is only big enough for three people

[Reaver]

i'd say it depends on the power you have ^^

if you don't have any, well try to talk to her, but really sensitive, jk. actually, i wouldn't know how to say it. but talking about her to her boyfriend seems like bad character to me.

alright, the situation sucks, glad it's not me.

[You Vandal]

Adding to the problem is we have to pay all of the utility bills. She is another person using the water and electricity which drives up the bills.

[Ailite]

blow up the room, make it look liike a gas explosion.

[billyboatkid]

Turn that room into a masturbation station.

She'll never step foot in there again.

[caress me down]

hahahaha as soon as I saw the title I remembered my friend's sister's first roomate. My friend's sister had little stuffed animals on her bed and one day she came back and her roomate and hung them from the ceiling with tiny nooses around their necks

[redsand62]

i'm in the same situation!!! it blows, dude. but i'm out of here in less than a week. if you say something, it will still continue, it will just be an extremely awkward living situation. i tried it... now we try to avoid each other at all costs. super awkward. either let it bottle up or talk to them about it, but don't be angry when you do it.

[redsand62]

oh, and from my experience, they might not even realize they're annoying you, so...

1) if they're legit people and they don't even realize this stuff is bothering you, just bringing it up and being nice might solve some things.

2) if they suck and they don't realize it, it might be a bit better at first but will go right back to how things are.


i feel like my posts contradict each other. oh well.

[newtothis]

hahahaha as soon as I saw the title I remembered my friend's sister's first roomate. My friend's sister had little stuffed animals on her bed and one day she came back and her roomate and hung them from the ceiling with tiny nooses around their necks

hahahaha

Tell her to either pay rent or get out. I experienced something really similar at school. I came back to the room, and my roommate and her best friend had moved the friend's mattress and bedding into the only free space on the floor. She lived in our room for a week. It bugged the crap out of me. Look. This girl is not paying for your water, electrical, or other utility bills. She has no right to be there.

p.s: Hide your money and shampoo.

[thesafeword]

Is she hot?

[ablueskytragedy]

Do her.

[AndrewIcex]

He really did not consult you when she decided to basically move in? Like, he didn't say hey, my girlfriend will be over very very often, is this cool with you? Or something along those lines.

[cscwell107]

I knew someone who was in a situation. He pretty much told them to pay rent or get the fuck out. Shes paying rent now.

[deathinkosovo]

Call Ryan Dunn. That's what I'd do.

[killerswells]

who's girlfriend is this you speak of? the guy who is abroad, the guy who is subletting, or the guy who doesnt do chores?

the guy who's abroads gf shouldn't even be there, the guy who is subletting has no say bc he is merely subletting, so his gf should not be there, and the dude who does no chores gf could stay since he has been there a whilem, if she pays rent/utilities.

[fadedmemories]

T-bag her stuff.

[lew_1987]

Grind up some shit in your shampoo and then buy a new one for yourself.

[You Vandal]

He really did not consult you when she decided to basically move in? Like, he didn't say hey, my girlfriend will be over very very often, is this cool with you? Or something along those lines.

Nope, he did not say a word. One day two weeks ago I noticed that she stayed over. I figured she was just visiting for a day or two...Nope, she has been here since then.

who's girlfriend is this you speak of? the guy who is abroad, the guy who is subletting, or the guy who doesnt do chores?

the guy who's abroads gf shouldn't even be there, the guy who is subletting has no say bc he is merely subletting, so his gf should not be there, and the dude who does no chores gf could stay since he has been there a whilem, if she pays rent/utilities.

It is the guy who doesn't do chores.


Just this morning I woke up and my roommate was gone but the gf was still there. To make matters worse she is running his air conditioner when it is 55 degrees outside..running up our bill. Get out bitch.

[AndrewIcex]

Nope, he did not say a word. One day two weeks ago I noticed that she stayed over. I figured she was just visiting for a day or two...Nope, she has been here since then.
Wow, rough stuff.

Sorry to hear that man.

[wakeupgomer]

I'm probably overstating the obvious, but I would talk to the landlord/owner. If it's a lease agreement for you and two other people, the landlord probably wouldn't like a fourth person crashing for free.

[You Vandal]

I'm probably overstating the obvious, but I would talk to the landlord/owner. If it's a lease agreement for you and two other people, the landlord probably wouldn't like a fourth person crashing for free.
That is a good idea. My roommate would probably be pissed at me for going behind his back but I dont care. Its his own fault for not asking me. If she is here for the rest of this week I'll give the landlord a call.

[wakeupgomer]

Madison WI...big party town like Tallahassee. The reason I mentioned the landlord is my sister had a similar situation here in Tallahassee. My sister lived with a guy and a girl; the guy's girlfriend also stayed over and brought her gargantuan dog (who was very ill-behaved). She was able to work it out, but the landlord was her next option. When you approach the landlord, you could just take the approach that you don't have a problem with people staying over, but it's affecting your bills/you're on a fixed income, etc.

I hope it works out. Nice picture of Ryan Braun, by the way. I've been trying to get him on my fantasy team all week. Haha.

[Animalhill]

Weird them out so much that they leave. Seriously- buy a shit ton of candles and start drawing pentagrams everywhere and "pray" and yell and stuff. My uncle did that when he had shitty roomates and it totally worked. Excepted he went far enough to being a grocery cart containing roadkill into the living room. Epic.

[lew_1987]

If you don't talk to them, couldn't you just leave a note out on the kitchen counter or something, saying that there's something you need to discuss? Or even just tell them you're going to the landlord if they don't sort it out?

[You Vandal]

If you don't talk to them, couldn't you just leave a note out on the kitchen counter or something, saying that there's something you need to discuss? Or even just tell them you're going to the landlord if they don't sort it out?
Yeah, I could do that. And it would be pretty legit too because I usually only see him about once or twice a week anyway.

[lew_1987]

And is there any way you can put your shampoo in a cupboard or something and just take it out when you need it? I have to do that because my brother uses my stuff if I don't.

[killerswells]

Weird them out so much that they leave. Seriously- buy a shit ton of candles and start drawing pentagrams everywhere and "pray" and yell and stuff. My uncle did that when he had shitty roomates and it totally worked. Excepted he went far enough to being a grocery cart containing roadkill into the living room. Epic.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. that's amazing. can i be your uncle's roommate?

[Animalhill]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. that's amazing. can i be your uncle's roommate?
hahaha as long as you dont mind living with a 30 year old gay dude in L.A. lol. He's the fucking man. He did that in college.

[killerswells]

hahaha as long as you dont mind living with a 30 year old gay dude in L.A. lol. He's the fucking man. He did that in college.

haha i lived with a gay dude in college, i didnt know he was gay at first, but it ended up being alright for a few reasons:

1. he was a good cook
2.he knows lots of chicks, and never can cock block
3. is clean
4. likes to get wasted and poke smot

[Animalhill]

haha i lived with a gay dude in college, i didnt know he was gay at first, but it ended up being alright for a few reasons:

1. he was a good cook
2.he knows lots of chicks, and never can cock block
3. is clean
4. likes to get wasted and poke smot
Haha that's so true. Oy- speaking of which I need to start my search for this evenings green.

[ColourandShape]

Same thing happened to me, twice...

Really shitty situation. The girl has to pay rent, it's not fair she's getting a free ride. On the plus side, your rent will get cheaper.

[Renee]

Bring it to your roommate's attention before you take some kind of action, that would just bring you down to his level. If you discuss it and it still continues at least they can't claim they had no idea. If there's no budge, start dividing the bills by 4. You shouldn't have to pay for his girlfriend.

[fly_guy]

Yeah, you really shouldn't have to pay for this girl. I say just talk to them about it. Be straight forward,"Why are you here? Im not rich, I need help with the bills. You're getting a free ride. You didnt even ask me. etc. etc". I think that would work if you just went up to them and acted disgusted. It sucks that you dont really know him because he probably isn't going to let you kick his girlfriend out, but just explain it to them.

[abbysmith]

Do her.
This is really your only option.

But seriously, just talk to him about it.

[wuduprod]

Is she hot?

i don't believe this question has been answered? i kind of want to know the answer too.

tell her to pay up or get the fuck out. i'm in the same situation now, only they stay in the same room so i have to listen to baby talking and tickle fights all night. i'm just gonna tough it out though since our lease is up at the end of the month. but in your case it sounds like you're there for the long haul, so she needs to go.

[Juturna25]

i hate when roommates don't flush the toilet or leave pee on the seat. fuck that shit. no pun intended.

[Alou]

Mine in college will suck too probably. Ah well. That's what headphones are for.

[billyboatkid]

Is it weird that I was taught to sit while peeing?!

My grandfather would always say, "this isn't a public restroom, you sit down when you pee!" (he was in the military also) haha

[Juturna25]

peeing sitting down is in

[wuduprod]

i hate when roommates don't flush the toilet or leave pee on the seat. fuck that shit. no pun intended.

yeah, then you have to lysol the fuck out of the seat. but on the contrary if they sit and dont clean up, then they just leave pubes all over it.

[Reaver]

peeing sitting down is in

i sit down when i'm at home, like always. too lazy to focus lol, and again too lazy to clean up the mess, after. what's the big deal of standing there, anyways?

the only acceptable reason i've heard so far is the principle of not being a girl, haha.

[derekmoyer4]

peeing sitting down is in
oh hell yes it is. there is no other way.

[refgirl23]

Let's go into my personal repertoire of bad roommate experiences and/or my friends bad roommate experiences to draw on some options...

1) You avoid it and spend 90% of your time somewhere else. One of my friends actually had a key to my place by the end of it all.
2) Inform them nicely of what's going on. There might be an awkward living situation afterwards, but if the person has any decency, they'll do it, but be pissed.
3) The girl method (one I've tried): My roommate last year packed up, left for california, left a girl subletting that I despised, and tried to leave me paying 50 bucks out of her rent for the summer (it was a joint lease). She then refused to answer my phone calls about getting the rest of the money from her. I googled her brother's email since he had to co-sign for her, and sent him an email about it all. I never got a reply from him, but all of a sudden she's answering my phone calls and pays me the rest of the rent money. She's then also too embarrassed to speak to me ever again, so I magically acquired a bunch of her dishes and other cookware. Extensive, problematic, and a bit juvenile...but hell, it worked.

[piglet]

Kill her while she sleeps, and hide her body in an barrel of acid in the basement.

[lovely864md]

Get the other roommate on your side, confront him. Simple enough.

[kwsqd]

hi mary

[lovely864md]

Hii Kendra

[kwsqd]

what's up?
edit: I like your new picture!

[lovely864md]

My last day of school is tomorrow! And thank you, I took it to show Kassie what sweet cups I was buying.

[kwsqd]

My last day of school is tomorrow! And thank you, I took it to show Kassie what sweet cups I was buying.
that's good! Next year you'll be a senior!

haha well they're very nice cups.

[lovely864md]

Yeahhh I've been considering graduating in January, really do not want to put up with another year.

And they are, my whole dance class had a party and drank out of sippy cups.

[Smash Adams]

haha well they're very nice cups.
I hear they're d cups har har

[kwsqd]

Yeahhh I've been considering graduating in January, really do not want to put up with another year.

And they are, my whole dance class had a party and drank out of sippy cups.
Do it! Smarty pants.

out of sippy cups...? what were you drinking?

[kwsqd]

I hear they're d cups har har
o y yes they r

[lovely864md]

I hear they're d cups har har

Har fucking har

Do it! Smarty pants.

out of sippy cups...? what were you drinking?

Eh, what would I do for 6 months? Bartend fulltime?

Er, Coke.

[kwsqd]

Har fucking har



Eh, what would I do for 6 months? Bartend fulltime?

Er, Coke.
hahahaha

Yes, yes yes yes yes yes.

coke and...?

[lovely864md]

hahahaha

Yes, yes yes yes yes yes.

coke and...?

I would make a shitton of money...

Vodka. Lots of it. Less inhibition for the dancing, you know.

[Smash Adams]

Har fucking har



Eh, what would I do for 6 months? Bartend fulltime?

Er, Coke.
If I hadn't done it I would not be myself

and you're a small town girl, living in a lonely world, only option is to take the midnight train going anywhere

[kwsqd]

I would make a shitton of money...

Vodka. Lots of it. Less inhibition for the dancing, you know.
yeah, I'd tip you well!

haha amazing, drunk mary ftw.

[lovely864md]

If I hadn't done it I would not be myself

and you're a suburban girl, living in a spoiled world, only option is to take the midnight train going anywhere

Fair enough, all forgiven.

And fixed

yeah, I'd tip you well!

haha amazing, drunk mary ftw.

If I take the job I'm being offered when I turn 18, I have to dance a bit as well. Which would be really fun I have to say.

Have I talked to you drunk?

[Kassie09]

I would make a shitton of money...

Vodka. Lots of it. Less inhibition for the dancing, you know.

MERE, I like that your profile picture is the picture you sent me last week. I made it your contact id. jyk

[kwsqd]

Fair enough, all forgiven.

And fixed



If I take the job I'm being offered when I turn 18, I have to dance a bit as well. Which would be really fun I have to say.

Have I talked to you drunk?
dancing on top of the bar..?

Yeah I think so!

[Smash Adams]

Fair enough, all forgiven.

And fixed



If I take the job I'm being offered when I turn 18, I have to dance a bit as well. Which would be really fun I have to say.

Have I talked to you drunk?
Steve Perry is going to go to your house and punch you for destroying his beautiful work of art

[lovely864md]

MERE, I like that your profile picture is the picture you sent me last week. I made it your contact id. jyk

I know! I thought it was funny and decided to retire the one of me sleeping. Hahaha so would it pop up if I called you?

dancing on top of the bar..?

Yeah I think so!

Yeah, the place is like a country Coyote Ugly but nicer. But the girls working there now aren't real dancers, one of my dance teachers choreographs them and the owner told her if she had a girl who could really dance he would train them.

Then you know how charming I am!

[lovely864md]

Steve Perry is going to go to your house and punch you for destroying his beautiful work of art

He's like 103, I can take him.

[kwsqd]

I know! I thought it was funny and decided to retire the one of me sleeping. Hahaha so would it pop up if I called you?



Yeah, the place is like a country Coyote Ugly but nicer. But the girls working there now aren't real dancers, one of my dance teachers choreographs them and the owner told her if she had a girl who could really dance he would train them.

Then you know how charming I am!
Haha that sounds awesome. When Kassie and I come to visit you, we're going to make sure to visit you while you're at work.


Extremely!

[Kassie09]

I know! I thought it was funny and decided to retire the one of me sleeping. Hahaha so would it pop up if I called you?



Yeah, the place is like a country Coyote Ugly but nicer. But the girls working there now aren't real dancers, one of my dance teachers choreographs them and the owner told her if she had a girl who could really dance he would train them.

Then you know how charming I am!

Yes. Yes it would pop up. It would take my entire screen and just be a giant picture of your face.

[Smash Adams]

He's like 103, I can take him.
Dude Stephen Hawking could beat your midget ass

[Kassie09]

I'll be a dance teacher with mary and teach slutty little four year olds when we go to visit!

[lovely864md]

Haha that sounds awesome. When Kassie and I come to visit you, we're going to make sure to visit you while you're at work.


Extremely!

Alright, deal. Better tip the shit out of me!

...I think I left you a giggly voicemail with Kassers last year didn't I?

[kwsqd]

Alright, deal. Better tip the shit out of me!

...I think I left you a giggly voicemail with Kassers last year didn't I?
I'll tip you 40%!

probably! I don't remember.

[lovely864md]

Yes. Yes it would pop up. It would take my entire screen and just be a giant picture of your face.

Yea so I'm calling you

Dude Stephen Hawking could beat your midget ass

Fuck you, I can kick like a ninja

I'll be a dance teacher with mary and teach slutty little four year olds when we go to visit!

Hahahahaha I told you about the one who pretty much humps the floor didn't I?

[Kassie09]

Yea so I'm calling you



Fuck you, I can kick like a ninja



Hahahahaha I told you about the one who pretty much humps the floor didn't I?


Mary just called me, like omg.


And yeah, you told me her mom and grandma were slutty too? lol

[lovely864md]

I'll tip you 40%!

probably! I don't remember.

Good boy.

Yeah, when I was walking home alone scared and drunk and Kassie tried to convince me to go chase motorcycles.

[Smash Adams]

Yea so I'm calling you



Fuck you, I can kick like a ninja



Hahahahaha I told you about the one who pretty much humps the floor didn't I?
I can picture you kicking me with your heels until I'm bleeding and crying

[kwsqd]

Good boy.

Yeah, when I was walking home alone scared and drunk and Kassie tried to convince me to go chase motorcycles.


haha that's my girlfriend
:highfive: @ kassie

[lovely864md]

Mary just called me, like omg.


And yeah, you told me her mom and grandma were slutty too? lol

And you were like "what? I have friends?"

Yup, the grandma has tattoos on her boobs that stick out of her shirt and the mom has like 3 babydaddys.

[lovely864md]

I can picture you kicking me with your heels until I'm bleeding and crying

Have you ever seen Red Eye when she stabs him with a stiletto? That would be me.

haha that's my girlfriend
:highfive: @ kassie

Fuck you both.

[Smash Adams]

Have you ever seen Red Eye when she stabs him with a stiletto? That would be me.



Fuck you both.
Nope, I would never fly again

[kwsqd]

Nope, I would never fly again
You're a little girly man. :-d

[lovely864md]

Nope, I would never fly again

BUt it's sooo good and Rachel McAdams is awesome.

You're a little girly man. :-d

HAHAHA the irony oh my god

[kwsqd]

BUt it's sooo good and Rachel McAdams is awesome.



HAHAHA the irony oh my god
come again?

[Smash Adams]

You're a little girly man. :-d
at least I'm not a pedophile
BUt it's sooo good and Rachel McAdams is awesome.



HAHAHA the irony oh my god
Yeah but I mean the worst thing Regina George is call someone an ugly bitch, I don't want to think of her as murderer

[lovely864md]

come again?

Shhh don't think too much

[kwsqd]

at least I'm not a pedophile

Yeah but I mean the worst thing Regina George is call someone an ugly bitch, I don't want to think of her as murderer
That makes two of us.

Shhh don't think too much
Thinking hurts my complexion.

[Kassie09]

Good boy.

Yeah, when I was walking home alone scared and drunk and Kassie tried to convince me to go chase motorcycles.

Mary! You were like "LOOK MOTORCYCLE" all i said was 'go chase it. try to catch it' and you were all omg wtf no

And you were like "what? I have friends?"

Yup, the grandma has tattoos on her boobs that stick out of her shirt and the mom has like 3 babydaddys.

They sound pretty cool, i guess some people are destined to be slutty.

[lovely864md]

at least I'm not a pedophile

Yeah but I mean the worst thing Regina George is call someone an ugly bitch, I don't want to think of her as murderer

She doesn't murder him, just stabs him in the neck with a pen and the leg with a shoe. And Regina George would kill.

[lovely864md]

That makes two of us.


Thinking hurts my complexion.

I know princess, go lay down if it's too tiring

Mary! You were like "LOOK MOTORCYCLE" all i said was 'go chase it. try to catch it' and you were all omg wtf no



They sound pretty cool, i guess some people are destined to be slutty.

Bullshittt you argued with me for several minutes on the merits of chasing it.

The child is going to look like a foot when she gets older though, so good luck to her.

[Smash Adams]

She doesn't murder him, just stabs him in the neck with a pen and the leg with a shoe. And Regina George would kill.
if he's not dead he can still stalk her though
not anymore, she learned how to properly channel her anger through lacrosse

[Kassie09]

I know princess, go lay down if it's too tiring



Bullshittt you argued with me for several minutes on the merits of chasing it.

The child is going to look like a foot when she gets older though, so good luck to her.

umm, well, you're a wild animal, they chase things?

sarah jessica parker looks like a foot and shes made out ok.

[Kassie09]

]at least I'm not a pedophile[/U]




LOLOLOL
xx

[kwsqd]

I know princess, go lay down if it's too tiring
Thanks mere but I'm more than fine.

[lovely864md]

if he's not dead he can still stalk her though
not anymore, she learned how to properly channel her anger through lacrosse

Well I'm not going to give away the ending! Watch it.

You know what's very anger releasing? Throwing two huge bins worth of garbage bags into a dumpster. I had to do that yesterday and it's very stress relieving.

umm, well, you're a wild animal, they chase things?

sarah jessica parker looks like a foot and shes made out ok.

Her husband looks like a gay child toucher and there's an entire website dedicated to comparing her to horses. I don't consider that a win.

[Kassie09]

Well I'm not going to give away the ending! Watch it.

You know what's very anger releasing? Throwing two huge bins worth of garbage bags into a dumpster. I had to do that yesterday and it's very stress relieving.



Her husband looks like a gay child toucher and there's an entire website dedicated to comparing her to horses. I don't consider that a win.

she's rich!

[lovely864md]

Thanks mere but I'm more than fine.

I'm just looking out for you!

[kwsqd]

I'm just looking out for you!
You're a sweetheart.

[lovely864md]

she's rich!

Pretty and poor vs. ugly and rich... I can't figure out what kind of bad person I am.

[kwsqd]

Pretty and poor vs. ugly and rich... I can't figure out what kind of bad person I am.
hahahaha

[lovely864md]

You're a sweetheart.

Sugar and spice, everything nice and ingredient x, just like the powerpuff girls

hahahaha

:shrug:

[Kassie09]

Pretty and poor vs. ugly and rich... I can't figure out what kind of bad person I am.

I dunno she should get some face surgery

[Kassie09]

If we're being powerpuff girls, I am bubbles. Always and forever, remember that.

[kwsqd]

Sugar and spice, everything nice and ingredient x, just like the powderpuff girls



:shrug:
I used to watch that show with my best friend all the time!

I'm not sure which is worse!

[lovely864md]

I dunno she should get some face surgery

Eh, Sex and the City is still great. I'm just watching it for Samantha anyways.

If we're being powerpuff girls, I am bubbles. Always and forever, remember that.

FUCK YOU I'm younger, therefore I should be Bubbles.

I used to watch that show with my best friend all the time!

I'm not sure which is worse!

Kennnnn why do you say these things? Why do you do this to me?

[Smash Adams]

Well I'm not going to give away the ending! Watch it.

You know what's very anger releasing? Throwing two huge bins worth of garbage bags into a dumpster. I had to do that yesterday and it's very stress relieving.



Her husband looks like a gay child toucher and there's an entire website dedicated to comparing her to horses. I don't consider that a win.
You're a giant bag of garbage
I can't believe you dissed Ferris Bueller, sure he's not as handsome as he once was but he's still the man

[Kassie09]

No, i have blonde hair/bye eyes/am cute
you can be buttercup shes a bitch

[kwsqd]

Kennnnn why do you say these things? Why do you do this to me?
It's because I love you!

[lovely864md]

You're a giant bag of garbage
I can't believe you dissed Ferris Bueller, sure he's not as handsome as he once was but he's still the man

Ian sweety Ferris is a fictional character. I'm sorry.

No, i have blonde hair/bye eyes/am cute
you can be buttercup shes a bitch

Hahahaha, I probably would be Buttercup, she kicks ass. Still hope you die.

[Kassie09]

I can fly so i wont die

k i have better stuff to do than be on ap

BAI

[Smash Adams]

Ian sweety Ferris is a fictional character. I'm sorry.



Hahahaha, I probably would be Buttercup, she kicks ass. Still hope you die.
That would explain why he never answered my letters

Can I be Blossom since I'm smart?

[lovely864md]

It's because I love you!

Yeah well when you and Kassie visit me we're going to arm wrestle, and I'm willing to bet I'll win.

[lovely864md]

I can fly so i wont die

k i have better stuff to do than be on ap

BAI

Hahaha, no you don'ttt. Bye!

That would explain why he never answered my letters

Can I be Blossom since I'm smart?

Hell yeah you can be.

[kwsqd]

Yeah well when you and Kassie visit me we're going to arm wrestle, and I'm willing to bet I'll win.
Kassie bet the same thing and lost.. with both hands. I'll give you the same chance.

[lovely864md]

Deal, Kendra.

Nap time, bye bye

[kwsqd]

bye meredeth

[kianacarly]

Bumping this thread because I have the worst roommates ever and I am finally moving out on Saturday! They were so inconsiderate!

Like the third month we lived together they got a dog without telling me while I was out of town for a few days. They let me come home and find out by seeing the giant bag of dog food in the kitchen. I told them before we moved in together that I did NOT want a dog living there. It's not even a small dog, which I could live with. It's a lab that they never took the time to train so it goes to the bathroom on the floor, barks all the time, and totally chewed up the doorframe in their bathroom (we're talking like 1.5 feet worth of damage). They leave it locked in their bathroom for hours at a time and never take it for walks. They also constantly kick it and even punch it if it misbehaves. It's sad. The landlady also has to constantly knock on our door to tell them to pick up after it. I don't think a big dog like that belongs in a tiny apt, and they knew I hated dogs before they got it. Even if I loved dogs, it's still so inconsiderate to just get one without even telling me first.


There is so much more terrible stuff that would take forever to discuss. And honestly, I'm sure I did some things that probably got on their nerves too, but to be so blatantly inconsiderate of the people you live with, I just don't get how people can do that. Ugh.

/rant

[RockTheWalls]

^I feel for you. Totally sucks. I'm moving out of my place today due to some BS that went down. The girl I was subletting from never let the landlord I was living there despite paying her rent and signing papers. Ended up getting my difference in rent owed this month and am getting out. Need to couchsurf for a few weeks which sucks though.

If her name is not on the lease, get her the fuck out of the house. Call your landlord and tell him/her there is a unauthorized tenant in your house.

[Ismael182]

My roommate and me had a talk about promising to keep the living room clean because I knew he was a bit of a litterbug. He was all like yeah for sure man. Nope, that was a big fucking lie. This guy has some kind of mental anti-OCD problem where he just doesn't realize all the garbage around him. He leaves bags of Wendys, McDonalds, Taco Bell, Dominos pizza boxes EVERYWHERE, and dirty dishes and utensils and unfinished foods to the point where it FUCKING SMELLS. At first I was like, "Hey c'mon man..clean up." And he'd say, "Ok." A couple days later I'd tell him, "Hey when are you going to clean this up, it's getting ridiculous." he'd say, "Wah." Then one day I lost it and said, "I can't find anything in this fucking garbage, when the fuck are you going to clean this up!??" He says, "Well you're the one who keeps bitching about it so why don't you clean it up??" I couldn't believe it..are you fucking serious? Are you a goddamn child, I'm not your fucking mother! I did clean up after him for a little bit but I stopped because he was getting used to it. This man has never used a broom in his life, and is just downright disgusting. He also refuses to wash the dishes. I can't find a roommate to replace him with, and he's been my friend since 6th grade so it's hard for me to hate him and cause tension in our apt, I couldn't live with that. Our lease is up in 2 months, I'm trying to look for someone else to live with so I can give him an ultimatum of "Either get your shit together or find someone else to live with." We'll see how that goes.

[kianacarly]

My roommate and me had a talk about promising to keep the living room clean because I knew he was a bit of a litterbug. He was all like yeah for sure man. Nope, that was a big fucking lie. This guy has some kind of mental anti-OCD problem where he just doesn't realize all the garbage around him. He leaves bags of Wendys, McDonalds, Taco Bell, Dominos pizza boxes EVERYWHERE, and dirty dishes and utensils and unfinished foods to the point where it FUCKING SMELLS. At first I was like, "Hey c'mon man..clean up." And he'd say, "Ok." A couple days later I'd tell him, "Hey when are you going to clean this up, it's getting ridiculous." he'd say, "Wah." Then one day I lost it and said, "I can't find anything in this fucking garbage, when the fuck are you going to clean this up!??" He says, "Well you're the one who keeps bitching about it so why don't you clean it up??" I couldn't believe it..are you fucking serious? Are you a goddamn child, I'm not your fucking mother! I did clean up after him for a little bit but I stopped because he was getting used to it. This man has never used a broom in his life, and is just downright disgusting. He also refuses to wash the dishes. I can't find a roommate to replace him with, and he's been my friend since 6th grade so it's hard for me to hate him and cause tension in our apt, I couldn't live with that. Our lease is up in 2 months, I'm trying to look for someone else to live with so I can give him an ultimatum of "Either get your shit together or find someone else to live with." We'll see how that goes.

i feel for you. my roommates were disgusting as well, and they just thought I was uptight. It was nasty. They were too lazy to put their dishes in the dishwasher so they would leave them in the sink and fill them with water to make it seem like they were letting them soak. Old dishes filled with soggy food is gross. They also never ate their leftovers and would leave them in the fridge for months, until they were smelly and moldy. It was just awful.

[chrisstahl]

Call Ryan Dunn. That's what I'd do.

damn. i was reading this thread and saw this and got sad.

RIP.

[I am Mick]

I could write a novel on how fucking shitty my roommates were. It terrible how little respect some people have

[UpperNinety]

My roommate and me had a talk about promising to keep the living room clean because I knew he was a bit of a litterbug. He was all like yeah for sure man. Nope, that was a big fucking lie. This guy has some kind of mental anti-OCD problem where he just doesn't realize all the garbage around him. He leaves bags of Wendys, McDonalds, Taco Bell, Dominos pizza boxes EVERYWHERE, and dirty dishes and utensils and unfinished foods to the point where it FUCKING SMELLS. At first I was like, "Hey c'mon man..clean up." And he'd say, "Ok." A couple days later I'd tell him, "Hey when are you going to clean this up, it's getting ridiculous." he'd say, "Wah." Then one day I lost it and said, "I can't find anything in this fucking garbage, when the fuck are you going to clean this up!??" He says, "Well you're the one who keeps bitching about it so why don't you clean it up??" I couldn't believe it..are you fucking serious? Are you a goddamn child, I'm not your fucking mother! I did clean up after him for a little bit but I stopped because he was getting used to it. This man has never used a broom in his life, and is just downright disgusting. He also refuses to wash the dishes. I can't find a roommate to replace him with, and he's been my friend since 6th grade so it's hard for me to hate him and cause tension in our apt, I couldn't live with that. Our lease is up in 2 months, I'm trying to look for someone else to live with so I can give him an ultimatum of "Either get your shit together or find someone else to live with." We'll see how that goes.

I've had two roommates last year like this...It pisses me off that I'm the only one cleaning up the apartment. Picking up trash, vaccuming, spot treating the carpet, doing the dishes, and then taking the trash to the dumpster. One of my roommates put a garbage bag in the hallway and kept it there for a month open...I decided to throw it out, because ants were getting to it... He bitched me out because he wasn't finnished...Well one day I've had it with the mess after one of their beer pong ternies...I cleaned the place and re-attached the door(which was used as the beerpong table). He walks in and is like (whoa Kyle, I like what you did to the apartment...Is there any chance that you can clean my room?) I'm like...fucking do it yourself...I was kinda shocked he said that. He's 21 and acts like a 12 year old who doesn't like doing chores. His room was filthy as fuck. At that point, he cleaned up his act...but it was far from perfect. We had one of those giant industrial sized garbage bins that holds a 45 gallon contractor bags...It helps to get all the trash into one bag, but sometimes it over flowed to where I would have to transfer trash into a new bag.

I still hate doing the dishes. If you made food, you should put the dish in the dishwasher and clean up the counter tops. I still do this currently with my roommates this year, but it's not as bad. I usually have to re-position the dishes in the washer to fit more stuff.

I still buy the soap, towels, trash bags...because nobody thinks about it. I wish people would chip in once and awhile...One of my roommates went to go get more dish soap the other day which I thought was nice.


find a way to buy one of these
http://www.cleaningstuff.net/catalog/2632_Gray.jpg

45 gallon contractor bags are like $10 ...so worth it than having to do multiple trips!

[kianacarly]

I'm moving in with a different person after the summer ends, and since we are both very neat and kind of hermits (my last roommates didn't like that I didn't want parties thrown there) I hope it will work out better than my last roommates haha.

My least favorite thing is the sight of dirty dishes. I love it when my boyfriend cooks because I wash the dishes he uses as he goes along, and then while he plates the food I wash the pots and pans that he used to cook, so that before we even eat, the majority of the dishes are rinsed and in the dishwasher. That way, when you're finished eating, you only have to wash your plates and forks, or whatever you used to eat with. Washing all the dishes after dinner is awful because the big mountain of pots and pans in the sink is so overwhelming.

I'm living with my dad, my little sister, and my stepmom and her two kids for the summer, and it is a bit hard. I have to share a room with an 11 year old now, and she is obsessed with that low-rent version of Bieber, Cody Simpson, so I get to go to sleep with giant posters of his creepy face staring at me. Going from living out on your own back to your parents is always a drag/a little defeating.

Also, these are absolute life savors for stubborn stains:

http://images.lowes.com/product/converted/051131/051131502185lg.jpg

[poorlikepoo]

"yo man trun down the f* music"
-no
"f* u"
-(singing)