Your Guess Is As Good As Mine

[Judge'sDaughter]

Dear AP,

I have been with my current boyfriend for a little over a year now. We met while he was living in Chicago; however, he is a German citizen and after two short months of being together, he had to make his way back overseas.
We decided to stay together, despite over 4k miles between us. Since then, we both have been making trips back and forth between Germany and Chicago.

Since the distance is so long, we agreed that if the opportunity should come up, sex is alright with other people. Just so long as we tell each other after.

We have a mutual friend that I'll call Jim. Jim is a very good looking guy, he's one of my best friends. He's also probably my boyfriend's best friend in Chicago. I had sex with Jim yesterday and told my boyfriend today, over Skype, our means of communication.

He hung up the conversation and went to his friend's house to talk. I called his cell phone, despite international rates, and the phone was answered by his friend, who said my boyfriend didn't want to talk to me right now and needed some time.

My question: is the love of my life going to leave me for this?

sincerely,
Judge'sDaughter

[limepomegranate]

maybe...i'd hate to say probably but...yea...

[4N6 science]

Yes. Never sleep with a guys best friend...

[Smash Adams]

When he told you that you could cheat on him he was speaking in the abstract, like theoretically if you get drunk and fuck some guy I won't judge you, but I think since he knows the guy it's a lot harder for him to deal with
I don't know he might forgive you? I have no clue sorry

[Reaver]

well, that's a strange question. what do you expect us to say?

obviously your bf is pissed and needs some time, so just give him that time.
if he's gonna leave you or not depends on him alone.

but i could start guessing around, umm, let's say... yeah! he leaves you! he realizes that he can't live with the jealousy and decides to leave you for good.

happy now?

[LaDiabla]

slut.

[uglystar03]

Probably. It was probably a bad idea to sleep with his best friend. I'd say it's a bad idea to sleep with anyone he knows at all.

[4N6 science]

slut.


:lol: great post!

[Duexy]

because i'm sure at 16 you needed that fuck that much

[LaDiabla]

:lol: great post!

<3

[SomedayTheFire]

Well, if you actually expected having sex with someone else to be fine, this was bound to happen, just because it's long distance doesn't mean you should have sex with other people. Yes, you had a mutual agreement, but did you actually stop and think for a second that he might not actually want/do that? If he does leave you, it's your own fault and can blame no one else and if he is the love of your life you shouldn't have had sex with someone else.

[billyboatkid]

Probably. Any guy would. (leave you that is)

[4N6 science]

<3


thanks!!

[SonEric84]

Tell me this isn't real? For the love of God...first of all you're 16, second...if you really LOVE someone you don't have an open relationship. When you signed up for this site, you realize it said absolutepunk, right? I think you want www.absolutedouchebags.net (http://www.absolutedouchebags.net).

[raychull]

Well, if you actually expected having sex with someone else to be fine, this was bound to happen, just because it's long distance doesn't mean you should have sex with other people. Yes, you had a mutual agreement, but did you actually stop and think for a second that he might not actually want/do that? If he does leave you, it's your own fault and can blame no one else and if he is the love of your life you shouldn't have had sex with someone else.

Tell me this isn't real? For the love of God...first of all you're 16, second...if you really LOVE someone you don't have an open relationship. When you signed up for this site, you realize it said absolutepunk, right? I think you want www.absolutedouchebags.net (http://www.absolutedouchebags.net/).

Those. And Eric, quality post. :thumbup:

[LaDiabla]

Plus, dating a German? Seriously??

[anamericangod]

You are a terrible, terrible person.

And LOL @ your parents letting you travel to fucking Germany for a long distance relationship.

[Ailite]

1- you are sixteen what the fuck is wrong with you and where are your parents? They're not doing their job
2- You never fuck the best friend. You are horrible.
3- When this guy grows up to be Hitler II and starts World War 3, I myself will personally kill you. You fucked up so badly here. What have you done? You've caused the catalyst that will bring rise to the Nazi party-reprise and bring about the next apocalypse. Fuck you.

[Smash Adams]

3- When this guy grows up to be Hitler II and starts World War 3, I myself will personally kill you. You fucked up so badly here. What have you done? You've caused the catalyst that will bring rise to the Nazi party-reprise and bring about the next apocalypse. Fuck you.
ahahahahahaha I love you Jacob

[Heart-A-Tact]

I hate to beat a dead horse, but, you're with "the love of your life", but fucking other guys? Not sure that's how it works, sweetie.

[new_arbiter]

I guess you could say you really fucked this one up.

[ArmedROBery]

3- When this guy grows up to be Hitler II and starts World War 3, I myself will personally kill you. You fucked up so badly here. What have you done? You've caused the catalyst that will bring rise to the Nazi party-reprise and bring about the next apocalypse. Fuck you.

Hahaha, well I guess I'll keep a lookout for Mein Kampf: Das Cunt

[Reaver]

Plus, dating a German? Seriously??

haha, what the hell?

[LaDiabla]

Hahaha, well I guess I'll keep a lookout for Mein Kampf: Das Cunt
hahahhaha omg.
haha, what the hell?

weils nicht genügend typen in amerika gibt..

[4N6 science]

hahah this thread is pretty funny

[anamericangod]

You're lucky he doesn't Chris Brown your ass.

[Smeee]

Dear PL forum, yet again you have provided a beautiful thread for my entertainment. You never fail to please. Hahaha.

[4N6 science]

weils nicht genügend typen in amerika gibt..

speak durty german to me!

[Kassie09]

Holy shit at being allowed to sleep with other people! I guess it's kinda like a fwb situation, everything is fine with the setup until someone gets hurt, you guys were fine with the idea of being able to sleep with other people but once it happened, it didn't exactly go as planned. Sucks, hopefully he will realize that he agreed to you being allowed to sleep with other people so you did nothing wrong.

[LaDiabla]

speak durty german to me!

haha...well see.

[4N6 science]

haha...well see.

Damn I thought I was going to get something I totally didn't understand.

[Ailite]

ahahahahahaha I love you Jacob
I love you too but I just fucked your best friend is that kkkkkk?
Hahaha, well I guess I'll keep a lookout for Mein Kampf: Das Cunt
Hahahahaha, well done

[LaDiabla]

Damn I thought I was going to get something I totally didn't understand.

Ich hoffe du verstehst es wenn wir heissen dreckigen sex haben...

[Smash Adams]

I love you too but I just fucked your best friend is that kkkkkk?

Hahahahaha, well done
it's okay, I fucked him too

[LaDiabla]

it's okay, I fucked him too

you are a such a good.....SLUT!

[4N6 science]

Ich hoffe du verstehst es wenn wir heissen dreckigen sex haben...


hold one sec while I go to freetranslation.com.

edit: that's pretty durty.

[Ailite]

it's okay, I fucked him too
okay cool cause I already did it like a month ago just wanted to make sure it was kkkkkkkkkkk

[Reaver]

weils nicht genügend typen in amerika gibt..

sounded different to me, but aaalright :D

edit: wir haben sex?

[Smash Adams]

you are a such a good.....SLUT!
Hortensia George is a fugly slut
okay cool cause I already did it like a month ago just wanted to make sure it was kkkkkkkkkkk
of course, as long as it was you were on top, you can't get pregnant that way

[Ailite]

Hortensia George is a fugly slut

of course, as long as it was you were on top, you can't get pregnant that way
but you can get AIDS

[LaDiabla]

hold one sec while I go to freetranslation.com.

edit: that's pretty durty.

well, duh.
Hortensia George is a fugly slut

of course, as long as it was you were on top, you can't get pregnant that way

i blame it on the kalteen bars.

[Smash Adams]

but you can get AIDS
nuh uh only gay guys get AIDS
well, duh.


i blame it on the kalteen bars.
your self esteem is hurt b/c you're fat so you need to fuck lots of guys

[4N6 science]

well, duh.

very nice.

[LaDiabla]

sounded different to me, but aaalright :D

edit: wir haben sex?

huh?

[LaDiabla]

nuh uh only gay guys get AIDS

your self esteem is hurt b/c you're fat so you need to fuck lots of guys
oi, im not fat.
very nice.

:slutkiss:

[Ailite]

nuh uh only gay guys get AIDS

your self esteem is hurt b/c you're fat so you need to fuck lots of guys
won't even try to top this one

[Reaver]

huh?

haha, nvm.

[Smash Adams]

oi, im not fat.


:slutkiss:
300 pounds is a very healthy weight darling

[4N6 science]

:slutkiss:


yeah you're definitely not fat...

thanks for the face.

[Broclee]

Holy lol at this entire thread.

[LaDiabla]

300 pounds is a very healthy weight darling

i dont even weigh half of that.

and ian, thin ice!

[Smash Adams]

i dont even weigh half of that.

and ian, thin ice!
T'was a joke, I know you're skinny sweetie

[LaDiabla]

T'was a joke, I know you're skinny sweetie

you dont make jokes about weight! ever!

[Smash Adams]

you dont make jokes about weight! ever!
Okay I'm willing to compromise since I can make jokes about anything else I want

[googirl8907]

I hate to beat a dead horse, but, you're with "the love of your life", but fucking other guys? Not sure that's how it works, sweetie.
Exactly.

[LaDiabla]

Okay I'm willing to compromise since I can make jokes about anything else I want

pruutttttey much yea.

[Judge'sDaughter]

Update:

So he came back home and talked to me and basically said that he's not going to leave me and that he loves me. He said he's more upset that I slept with his friend WHILE he's having visa troubles than that I slept with his friend.

It's a sticky situation, but I've got paper towels and some water.

Also, in response to parent comments: I'm not about to complain about how much my parents suck for letting me leave the country, but yeah they're not very good parents
In response to "slut" comments: Ich werde in dinen augen pissen! FIK DICH <3

[anamericangod]

Update:

So he came back home and talked to me and basically said that he's not going to leave me and that he loves me. He said he's more upset that I slept with his friend WHILE he's having visa troubles than that I slept with his friend.

It's a sticky situation, but I've got paper towels and some water.

Also, in response to parent comments: I'm not about to complain about how much my parents suck for letting me leave the country, but yeah they're not very good parents
In response to "slut" comments: Ich werde in dinen augen pissen! FIK DICH <3

Your relationship is doomed.

I pray you never have children.

[Ailite]

Update:

So he came back home and talked to me and basically said that he's not going to leave me and that he loves me. He said he's more upset that I slept with his friend WHILE he's having visa troubles than that I slept with his friend.

It's a sticky situation, but I've got paper towels and some water.

Also, in response to parent comments: I'm not about to complain about how much my parents suck for letting me leave the country, but yeah they're not very good parents
In response to "slut" comments: Ich werde in dinen augen pissen! FIK DICH <3
sprecenze dick?

[Judge'sDaughter]

Your relationship is doomed.

I pray you never have children.

Right now I'm positive that we'll work it out.
Ironically, we wanted to name a son after "Jim" and still do.

ich bin ein arschloch
genau.

[limepomegranate]

Tell me this isn't real? For the love of God...first of all you're 16, second...if you really LOVE someone you don't have an open relationship. When you signed up for this site, you realize it said absolutepunk, right? I think you want www.absolutedouchebags.net (http://www.absolutedouchebags.net).
this says it all.
i did not realize the OP was 16. what a dumbass/douchebag
oh and i forgot to quote it but yea you're 16 did you really need that fuck THAT much?

[anamericangod]

Right now I'm positive that we'll work it out.
Ironically, we wanted to name a son after "Jim" and still do.


genau.

You're 16.

It's not going to work out.

[Judge'sDaughter]

this says it all.
i did not realize the OP was 16. what a dumbass/douchebag
oh and i forgot to quote it but yea you're 16 did you really need that fuck THAT much?

OK so imagine you're 16, or 18, or 30 for that matter. You've been able to have sex as often as you wanted, sometimes thrice daily, for a long time and then it stops and you can't have it at all for months at a time.
Then no strings attached sex walks past you three or four times. you discuss it with your partner, who is okay with it and has had similar opportunities pass him by.
Now imagine if Jim Morrison combined with Robert Plant and they had the same musical talent. No strings attached sex. Don't tell me you wouldn't do it because that would be a LIE.

[Judge'sDaughter]

You're 16.

It's not going to work out.

I am willing to bet you money on this one.

[anamericangod]

I am willing to bet you money on this one.

How much.

[Broclee]

OK so imagine you're 16, or 18, or 30 for that matter. You've been able to have sex as often as you wanted, sometimes thrice daily, for a long time and then it stops and you can't have it at all for months at a time.
Then no strings attached sex walks past you three or four times. you discuss it with your partner, who is okay with it and has had similar opportunities pass him by.
Now imagine if Jim Morrison combined with Robert Plant and they had the same musical talent. No strings attached sex. Don't tell me you wouldn't do it because that would be a LIE.
You're not helping your anti-slut case.

[anamericangod]

You had sex with Jim Morrison and Robert Plant?

[Judge'sDaughter]

How much.
Fifty dollars. Shall we right up a contract?

You're not helping your anti-slut case.
I'm no slut, but I don't pretend to wear a chastity belt, either.

You had sex with Jim Morrison and Robert Plant?
I had sex with then if they were one person.

[anamericangod]

Fifty dollars. Shall we right up a contract?


I'm no slut, but I don't pretend to wear a chastity belt, either.


I had sex with then if they were one person.

No, because you don't right up a contract, you "write" up a contract.

[limepomegranate]

OK so imagine you're 16, or 18, or 30 for that matter. You've been able to have sex as often as you wanted, sometimes thrice daily, for a long time and then it stops and you can't have it at all for months at a time.
Then no strings attached sex walks past you three or four times. you discuss it with your partner, who is okay with it and has had similar opportunities pass him by.
Now imagine if Jim Morrison combined with Robert Plant and they had the same musical talent. No strings attached sex. Don't tell me you wouldn't do it because that would be a LIE.
hahahaha i'm 18 i am in love with my boyfriend i had sex with him over 3 times daily for a while then i get hauled up to CT for 2 months to visit my dad. i have had no string attached sex opportunities everyday and because i love my boyfriend i WOULD NEVER EVEN COMPREHEND SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE ELSE YOU DIRTY WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!! so don't fucking tell me what i will or will not do because i am not a loose slut like you apparently are.

[speakhandsforme]

You're 16.

If you really can't keep those legs closed for "the love of your life" at an age where a great deal, if not a majority, of your peers haven't even touched home base.... you have a bright future ahead of you.

i have had no string attached sex opportunities everyday .

....seriously

[Judge'sDaughter]

No, because you don't right up a contract, you "write" up a contract.
Wow that was stupid of me. How about we WRIGHT (there's a college called Wright and it's write near my house!) up one?

[Judge'sDaughter]

You're 16.

If you really can't keep those legs closed for "the love of your life" at an age where a great deal, if not a majority, of your peers haven't even touched home base.... you have a bright future ahead of you.



....seriously

We'll see.

hahahaha i'm 18 i am in love with my boyfriend i had sex with him over 3 times daily for a while then i get hauled up to CT for 2 months to visit my dad. i have had no string attached sex opportunities everyday and because i love my boyfriend i WOULD NEVER EVEN COMPREHEND SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE ELSE YOU DIRTY WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!! so don't fucking tell me what i will or will not do because i am not a loose slut like you apparently are.

Again, we'll see.

[anamericangod]

You are the poster child for the failure of your generation. Congratulations.

[limepomegranate]

We'll see.



Again, we'll see.
it's not we'll see. some of us have some respect for our own relationships and know to keep our legs closed. but hey if you're not into monogamy then go ahead and fuck around. just don't expect "the love of your life" to be there.

[FueledByFrodo]

I know if I was forced away from my girl I wouldn't go fuck someone else. I'm 14 and I know how to fucking treat the love of my life. Jesus Christ.

Not saying that I have had sex.

[whiterussian]

I'm not really buying this.

Naming a kid after him?

Whatever.

Have fun being a 50 year old swinger.

[zion the lion]

God op you are just plain stupid. Seriously, get a brain that isnt inside your vagina.

[samsara]

You young and dumbmostly dumb

Why you are trying to make it work with a guy cross country is beyond me.
But whatever.

[Judge'sDaughter]

I'm not really buying this.

Naming a kid after him?

Whatever.

Have fun being a 50 year old swinger.
What's so wrong about that?

[zion the lion]

Update:

So he came back home and talked to me and basically said that he's not going to leave me and that he loves me. He said he's more upset that I slept with his friend WHILE he's having visa troubles than that I slept with his friend.

It's a sticky situation, but I've got paper towels and some water.

Also, in response to parent comments: I'm not about to complain about how much my parents suck for letting me leave the country, but yeah they're not very good parents
In response to "slut" comments: Ich werde in dinen augen pissen! FIK DICH <3

Oh my god I'm willing to bet 100 dollars that I dont even have, that this wont last another year, 50 says it wont last six more months.

[whiterussian]

ask your kids at the time.

[Judge'sDaughter]

God op you are just plain stupid. Seriously, get a brain that isnt inside your vagina.

I really don't understand how this has anything to do with my intelligence, or for that matter how a human being could possibly function were their brain inside their vagina. =/

[Mirrorsandfevers]

Fuck.

[Broclee]

Fuck.
Hey now, that's what caused this whole mess in the first place.

[zion the lion]

I really don't understand how this has anything to do with my intelligence, or for that matter how a human being could possibly function were their brain inside their vagina. =/

Clearly those with vagina brains dont function very well, they end up with failed relationships, herpes, and 6 kids with 5 baby's daddy's. Now the reason you suffer from vagina brain syndrome is because both you and your boyfriend are pretty stupid. At what point do you say "It's ok if we sleep with someone else, as long as we tell each other about it" and think that wont have any ramifications?

[whiterussian]

either this is a sign of the times,

or it's a new low in acting to get attention of random people on the internet.


either way, i want the thread to implode.
the "problem" appears to be solved, anyway.

[Mirrorsandfevers]

Hey now, that's what caused this whole mess in the first place.
I'm the bestfriend.

[Judge'sDaughter]

Clearly those with vagina brains dont function very well, they end up with failed relationships, herpes, and 6 kids with 5 baby's daddy's. Now the reason you suffer from vagina brain syndrome is because both you and your boyfriend are pretty stupid. At what point do you say "It's ok if we sleep with someone else, as long as we tell each other about it" and think that wont have any ramifications?

I don't really think you're one to criticize the decisions that my boyfriend and I make concerning our sex lives, especially in such a condescending tone.

[Broclee]

I'm the bestfriend.
Well then...

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r135/omgg_wtf/awkward_turtle.jpg

[Judge'sDaughter]

either this is a sign of the times,

or it's a new low in acting to get attention of random people on the internet.


either way, i want the thread to implode.
the "problem" appears to be solved, anyway.
Truth.

I'm the bestfriend.
You actually look very similar to him, though he's taller and his hair is blonde/not quite so curly. His nose is also narrower.

[speakhandsforme]

I can only gawk at someone seeking advise on an internet forum concerning the outcome of a horrible misdeed allowed by a horrible decision....and then telling someone they don't have the right to criticize the decision that caused the entire pathetic situation.

[Mirrorsandfevers]

Truth.


You actually look very similar to him, though he's taller and his hair is blonde/not quite so curly. His nose is also narrower.
Then what is it that him and I have similar?

[GoWaitInTheCar]

Yes.

1. You wouldn't have sex with his best friend if you loved him.
2. It was his best friend..
3. Casual sex at 16?

[whiterussian]

Then what is it that him and I have similar?
Check between your legs.

sorry, this kind of comments is usually below me.
this thread just pisses me off.

[zion the lion]

I don't really think you're one to criticize the decisions that my boyfriend and I make concerning our sex lives, especially in such a condescending tone.

Of course not Vaggie B (my new nick name for you), I mean sure I'm not the one who fucked my boyfriend's best friend while he's having visa troubles. And sure I'm not the one worried about losing the "love of my life" because I cheated (essentially it's cheating). Hell, I'm not even the one who came on the internet looking for advice. So of course I'm not the one to criticize the decision you and your boyfriend/love of youre life made when it came to having an open relationship (clearly not considering the massive amount of trust issues, and passive agressive hatred that is bound to come out of this). I have no right at all to criticize you, and for that I am sorry.




and if that was too mean, well sorry, I have my own problems that didnt come from me being stupid.

[cauterize_this]

This would be even better if you had never fucked the German and you lost your virginity to the bestfriend. I would applaud you for that.

[limepomegranate]

Of course not Vaggie B (my new nick name for you), I mean sure I'm not the one who fucked my boyfriend's best friend while he's having visa troubles. And sure I'm not the one worried about losing the "love of my life" because I cheated (essentially it's cheating). Hell, I'm not even the one who came on the internet looking for advice. So of course I'm not the one to criticize the decision you and your boyfriend/love of youre life made when it came to having an open relationship (clearly not considering the massive amount of trust issues, and passive agressive hatred that is bound to come out of this). I have no right at all to criticize you, and for that I am sorry.




and if that was too mean, well sorry, I have my own problems that didnt come from me being stupid.
i love you!

[Judge'sDaughter]

I can only gawk at someone seeking advise on an internet forum concerning the outcome of a horrible misdeed allowed by a horrible decision....and then telling someone they don't have the right to criticize the decision that caused the entire pathetic situation.

I asked a yes or no question.

Then what is it that him and I have similar?
Body structure. facial expression. Hair length/poof.
I can see it.

[bladerdude360]

I don't even know where to start...your thought process is just kind of boggling to me.

[zion the lion]

i love you!

hey! Whats crackalackin? I watch too many kid movies.

[wewascontenders]

he's only mad because he's not getting any and you are. if it was him who fucked some other girl, you'd do the same thing he did to you. casual sex at this age is fine, in my eyes atleast, but don't trick yourself into thinking you're mature enough to handle a long distance relationship with someone you "love" and that you or him are really understanding enough to allow each other to have sex with someone else. this isn't a personal attack, i'm just saying.

[Anton Djamoos]

No, because he's not the love of your life. You're 16.

[Mirrorsandfevers]

I asked a yes or no question.


Body structure. facial expression. Hair length/poof.
I can see it.
I'm sorry you had sex with a blonde, narrow-nosed me.

[zion the lion]

I'm calling a bullshit, because this all seems so weird, and unbelievably stupid. I dont even know anybody who would do any of this...is that just me?

[limepomegranate]

hey! Whats crackalackin? I watch too many kid movies.
not much playing videogames waiting for my boyfriend to call me he's having poker night with the guys LOL i don't care though since he's good he makes money not lose money! haha he's saving up to do something for my birthday when i get back :S by the wayyy i read one of your stories todayyyy falling down the stairs? haha that's how i injured my back! i have to go get an MRI on friday...no one's surprised it's because i fell though...we're alike like that!

[Judge'sDaughter]

I'm calling a bullshit, because this all seems so weird, and unbelievably stupid. I dont even know anybody who would do any of this...is that just me?

:wave:
I couldn't make this shit up.

[Smash Adams]

not much playing videogames
bullshit the only video game girls know how to play is ms. pacman

[limepomegranate]

bullshit the only video game girls know how to play is ms. pacman
nope! i love videogames especially RPG's but i am known to enjoy FPS's! right now i'm playing starocean and i have 112hrs of game play! i'm on Nox Obscurus right now in the 2nd area of the Palace of Creation! now if you'll excuse me i've got treasure chests to find and open!

[Ailite]

You are even worse than the Nazi's

[Smash Adams]

nope! i love videogames especially RPG's but i am known to enjoy FPS's! right now i'm playing starocean and i have 112hrs of game play! i'm on Nox Obscurus right now in the 2nd area of the Palace of Creation! now if you'll excuse me i've got treasure chests to find and open!
um I have a wii, I have way too much ADD to play the same game for 112 hours, I can barely make it 12 minutes without wanting to do something new
it's why I never liked mario party, that game takes like 3 hours to finish

[wewascontenders]

wtf

[zion the lion]

not much playing videogames waiting for my boyfriend to call me he's having poker night with the guys LOL i don't care though since he's good he makes money not lose money! haha he's saving up to do something for my birthday when i get back :S by the wayyy i read one of your stories todayyyy falling down the stairs? haha that's how i injured my back! i have to go get an MRI on friday...no one's surprised it's because i fell though...we're alike like that!

Ahh poker night haha. I remember we used to have a vegas night at daycare, where we would play all the games like poker and black jack and they made a roulette wheel. But since then I've forgotten how to play poker. All I remember is that I used to be the queen of poker. Oh I hope your back is ok! Yeah I'm super clumsy, I have no idea how that works, but I always slip and fall because of the carpet. I think I fractured my arm or something a day or two ago because it hurts like hell...of course I hurt it when I fell.

[deathinkosovo]

I know I'm eight pages late, and this has probably been said 40 times before me, but "the love of your life" doesn't exist at age 16. Especially if you've seen him a total of two months.

I have a friend who saw her boyfriend for a combined total of two months before accepting an engagement ring. Can you tell me if that relationship is going to last? Yeeeah.

[SonEric84]

this says it all.
i did not realize the OP was 16. what a dumbass/douchebag
oh and i forgot to quote it but yea you're 16 did you really need that fuck THAT much?

It's people like her that make me pro-choice.



OK so imagine you're 16, or 18, or 30 for that matter. You've been able to have sex as often as you wanted, sometimes thrice daily, for a long time and then it stops and you can't have it at all for months at a time.
Then no strings attached sex walks past you three or four times. you discuss it with your partner, who is okay with it and has had similar opportunities pass him by.
Now imagine if Jim Morrison combined with Robert Plant and they had the same musical talent. No strings attached sex. Don't tell me you wouldn't do it because that would be a LIE.


So imagine you have a brain, some morals, and are actually in love...

Stupidity like that says you are not in love at all. Someone who has the "love of their life" wouldn't be thinking about any other guy, even if they're "lyke omgz s0o0o0o hawt!!" much less sleeping with someone else. Any decent person wouldn't do it.

[Broclee]

If he liked it then he shoulda put a ring on it.

Not that it woulda made a difference.




(I apologize, I'm like the least funny motherfucker on this site.)

[Yellowcard2006]

Please throw your computer out your window and never bother the people on this site or teh internets again. Srsly...16? :hitself:

[limepomegranate]

um I have a wii, I have way too much ADD to play the same game for 112 hours, I can barely make it 12 minutes without wanting to do something new
it's why I never liked mario party, that game takes like 3 hours to finish
haha i focus too much on things so people can't talk to me if i'm playing my games or reading! they have to like yell at me to get my attention :S and i have a wii too! but i got okami which is actually a pretty long RPG(surprise surprise lol) i also have super mario galaxy and i asked my dad for bikini zombie slayers which is like...the best worst game ever you know what i mean? like it's such a terrible game but it's so fun! lol

Ahh poker night haha. I remember we used to have a vegas night at daycare, where we would play all the games like poker and black jack and they made a roulette wheel. But since then I've forgotten how to play poker. All I remember is that I used to be the queen of poker. Oh I hope your back is ok! Yeah I'm super clumsy, I have no idea how that works, but I always slip and fall because of the carpet. I think I fractured my arm or something a day or two ago because it hurts like hell...of course I hurt it when I fell.
hahaha you're funny! too bad you don't remember or we could play online poker together! lol jk i have no clue how to play...i hope it's ok too! they think it's with my nerves and he said as of yet he doesn't think i need surgery! cross your fingers! anddd you might wanna get that checked out babe...

[zion the lion]

haha i focus too much on things so people can't talk to me if i'm playing my games or reading! they have to like yell at me to get my attention :S and i have a wii too! but i got okami which is actually a pretty long RPG(surprise surprise lol) i also have super mario galaxy and i asked my dad for bikini zombie slayers which is like...the best worst game ever you know what i mean? like it's such a terrible game but it's so fun! lol


hahaha you're funny! too bad you don't remember or we could play online poker together! lol jk i have no clue how to play...i hope it's ok too! they think it's with my nerves and he said as of yet he doesn't think i need surgery! cross your fingers! anddd you might wanna get that checked out babe...

It's so weird, I used to know all sorts of weird things, like apparently I was amazing at chess, I was on my way to being fluent in Japanese and Russian but then there was this freak accident when I was 8 and I completely forgot it all. Yeah surgery sucks, not like i've had any real surgery, although once I stepped on a nail that broke off in my foot and because nobody believed me, it got infected and they had to go in and take it out and all that nasty stuff. I would get it checked out but my mom left me (she got pissed) and I dont know how to drive/I have no friends that are willing to take me, and I cant find my i.d or insurance card and I need both because it's free insurance.

[FueledByFrodo]

No, because he's not the love of your life. You're 16.
I've met the love of my life and I'm 14. So this isn't entirely true. However, if he truly was the love of her life she wouldn't go fuck the best friend, even if he said it was okay. I know if my girlfriend told me I could have sex with anyone in the world, I'd pick her. I do love my girlfriend. So, you're only half right.

Note: I'm 14 and haven't had sex yet. Still doesn't mean I'd do that shit to my girl.

[Smash Adams]

haha i focus too much on things so people can't talk to me if i'm playing my games or reading! they have to like yell at me to get my attention :S and i have a wii too! but i got okami which is actually a pretty long RPG(surprise surprise lol) i also have super mario galaxy and i asked my dad for bikini zombie slayers which is like...the best worst game ever you know what i mean? like it's such a terrible game but it's so fun! lol


hahaha you're funny! too bad you don't remember or we could play online poker together! lol jk i have no clue how to play...i hope it's ok too! they think it's with my nerves and he said as of yet he doesn't think i need surgery! cross your fingers! anddd you might wanna get that checked out babe...
I get distracted so easily, it's bad
and yeah I have mario galaxy, you kind of need to have that with the system haha
It's so weird, I used to know all sorts of weird things, like apparently I was amazing at chess, I was on my way to being fluent in Japanese and Russian but then there was this freak accident when I was 8 and I completely forgot it all.
sorry to butt in but what? this sounds like something from a superhero movie

[lovely864md]

Was it worth it?

[Anton Djamoos]

I've met the love of my life and I'm 14. So this isn't entirely true. However, if he truly was the love of her life she wouldn't go fuck the best friend, even if he said it was okay. I know if my girlfriend told me I could have sex with anyone in the world, I'd pick her. I do love my girlfriend. So, you're only half right.

Note: I'm 14 and haven't had sex yet. Still doesn't mean I'd do that shit to my girl.
No, you have not met the love of your life. You're 14.

[limepomegranate]

It's so weird, I used to know all sorts of weird things, like apparently I was amazing at chess, I was on my way to being fluent in Japanese and Russian but then there was this freak accident when I was 8 and I completely forgot it all. Yeah surgery sucks, not like i've had any real surgery, although once I stepped on a nail that broke off in my foot and because nobody believed me, it got infected and they had to go in and take it out and all that nasty stuff. I would get it checked out but my mom left me (she got pissed) and I dont know how to drive/I have no friends that are willing to take me, and I cant find my i.d or insurance card and I need both because it's free insurance.
ahhhh i'm sorry! if i lived in alaska i would so take you to get it checked out! and i drive so i actually could! lol and wow that's kind of crazy! what kind of freak accident if you don't mind me asking!
I get distracted so easily, it's bad
and yeah I have mario galaxy, you kind of need to have that with the system haha
haha yea it is a given!

[zion the lion]

I get distracted so easily, it's bad
and yeah I have mario galaxy, you kind of need to have that with the system haha

sorry to butt in but what? this sounds like something from a superhero movie

Haha no more like I was at sunday school and I left to go to the bathroom and something happened and I woke up on the floor a few hours later. I remember everything leading up to me leaving the room to go to the bathroom, but I dont remember going in there or anything else. But it sucks because I used to know so many crazy/cool things and theyre gone.

[zion the lion]

ahhhh i'm sorry! if i lived in alaska i would so take you to get it checked out! and i drive so i actually could! lol and wow that's kind of crazy! what kind of freak accident if you don't mind me asking!

haha yea it is a given!

How is it that I missed your post? From what I know, I had some sort of head injury.

[Smash Adams]

Was it worth it?
of course because he was handsome, if he was ugly it wouldn't be
Haha no more like I was at sunday school and I left to go to the bathroom and something happened and I woke up on the floor a few hours later. I remember everything leading up to me leaving the room to go to the bathroom, but I dont remember going in there or anything else. But it sucks because I used to know so many crazy/cool things and theyre gone.
the human mind is so weird, and such a mystery to me haha, I mean that's insane

[ArmedROBery]

You are the poster child for the failure of your generation. Congratulations.

This made me lol.

Seriously, you are not much younger than me and just slightly older than my sister. If this is what I have to look forward to, then by god, I will lock her inside and start praying for the Rapture.

[limepomegranate]

How is it that I missed your post? From what I know, I had some sort of head injury.
i don't know! maybe because i posted so late? i'm sorry i keep getting really into my game! lol

[lovely864md]

of course because he was handsome, if he was ugly it wouldn't be

the human mind is so weird, and such a mystery to me haha, I mean that's insane

Oh right right. Because attractive always = good enough in bed to justify fucking your boyfriend's best friend.

I'm also very concerned with the high percentage of children who have already met the love of their life, I really need to get out more.

[Smash Adams]

Oh right right. Because attractive always = good enough in bed to justify fucking your boyfriend's best friend.

I'm also very concerned with the high percentage of children who have already met the love of their life, I really need to get out more.
Exactly, I'm sure if her boyfriend was in her shoes he'd fuck Jim too
I thought I was the love of your life

[zion the lion]

of course because he was handsome, if he was ugly it wouldn't be

the human mind is so weird, and such a mystery to me haha, I mean that's insane

Yeah, it's so fragile, it freaks me out sometimes, thinking like "if I fall down and hit my head, I could die". Its my favorite part of my body.

[zion the lion]

i don't know! maybe because i posted so late? i'm sorry i keep getting really into my game! lol

I just keep passing it. My brain is fried from trying to figure out my homework though so thats probably why. I think I'm thinking way too hard...statistics suck.

[lovely864md]

Exactly, I'm sure if her boyfriend was in her shoes he'd fuck Jim too
I thought I was the love of your life

You are, but I've been fucking other people. Namely our mutual best friend. Which would be...Kassie?

[limepomegranate]

Yeah, it's so fragile, it freaks me out sometimes, thinking like "if I fall down and hit my head, I could die". Its my favorite part of my body.
i must confess this brought the lolz

[Smash Adams]

Yeah, it's so fragile, it freaks me out sometimes, thinking like "if I fall down and hit my head, I could die". Its my favorite part of my body.
I think being brain dead is my greatest fear too
You are, but I've been fucking other people. Namely our mutual best friend. Which would be...Kassie?
Yeah I guess, not surprised though in the slightest

[AndrewIcex]

Well then...

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r135/omgg_wtf/awkward_turtle.jpg
I posted this in another thread haha, the awkward..... (lots of dots) thread.

If he liked it then he shoulda put a ring on it.

Not that it woulda made a difference.




(I apologize, I'm like the least funny motherfucker on this site.)
But dude... you have the best avatars so that is just as good. I just changed my avatar from the Emery one, I was so sick of matching every other person on this site, so I switched it up.



And OP... When is the best friends child due? Is it a boy or a girl?

And does the visa struggling boyfriend who loves you very very much and would never do anything to hurt you know that you maybe pregnant with the best friends kid? That would be an awkward wedding if this worked out, the best man has a kid with the bride, ouch.

Somethings I will never understand...

[limepomegranate]

I just keep passing it. My brain is fried from trying to figure out my homework though so thats probably why. I think I'm thinking way too hard...statistics suck.
ooo yes they do! ahhh i can't get over how some people are still in school! i've been done for over a month now!

[lovely864md]

I think being brain dead is my greatest fear too

Yeah I guess, not surprised though in the slightest

:shrug: No big right?

The thing I don't understand most about this thread is why a 16 year old would waste high school in a long distance relationship.

[zion the lion]

i must confess this brought the lolz

haha but it is! Its like the king of my body, and if I didnt say it was my favorite, it would probably turn on me and become evil.

ooo yes they do! ahhh i can't get over how some people are still in school! i've been done for over a month now!

Ehh yeah everyone I know got out almost a month ago, but I'm trying to get ahead so that when I start my senior year I could be one of those half assed students that only comes to school in the afternoon, and so that I'll be able to go on a trip to India with my mom in March. Basically I'm in summer school but I'm doing it all on the computer.

I think being brain dead is my greatest fear too

Yeah I guess, not surprised though in the slightest

If I could, I would walk around with a helmet or something because being brain dead seems so weird. Plus I tried to sign a living will about 3 years ago, and my mom flat out refused to let me sign it.

But I just realized the weirdest thing about my superhero freak accident is that nobody came to look for me...If an eight year old dissappeared for four hours I would go looking for her.

[limepomegranate]

haha but it is! Its like the king of my body, and if I didnt say it was my favorite, it would probably turn on me and become evil.



Ehh yeah everyone I know got out almost a month ago, but I'm trying to get ahead so that when I start my senior year I could be one of those half assed students that only comes to school in the afternoon, and so that I'll be able to go on a trip to India with my mom in March. Basically I'm in summer school but I'm doing it all on the computer.
LOL and ahhh that's so responsible lol

[new_arbiter]

Was it worth it?

Please answer this, Judge's Daughter.

[Duexy]

I hate you fucks.

[limepomegranate]

Please answer this, Judge's Daughter.
she's probably off fucking him again. so yes it was worth it.

[AndrewIcex]

I wonder what the Judge thinks of this whole thing? She does not represent him very well, from what I can tell.

[zion the lion]

LOL and ahhh that's so responsible lol

yeah I'm an over achiever in that way...ok thats a lie, i completely slacked off these past 8 years. if my elementary school teachers didnt hate me, they would have totally tried to hold me back a year or two.

[J.C.]

It's really not that difficult to go a long time without having sex, believe me. I'll never understand the inability to hold out in a long distance relationship, particularly when you actually claim to love the person.

[limepomegranate]

yeah I'm an over achiever in that way...ok thats a lie, i completely slacked off these past 8 years. if my elementary school teachers didnt hate me, they would have totally tried to hold me back a year or two.
hahaha i always thought if they hated you they would try to hold you back because you don't get that teacher the next time around

[zion the lion]

hahaha i always thought if they hated you they would try to hold you back because you don't get that teacher the next time around

Everyone in my grade had the same teacher at least twice even if they were held back. But seriously the whole staff at my elementary school hated me so from 4th to the end of 6th grade I dont think I learned much of anything.

[new_arbiter]

she's probably off fucking him again. so yes it was worth it.

I need to hear it from her, goddamnit.

[timb89]

Tell me this isn't real? For the love of God...first of all you're 16, second...if you really LOVE someone you don't have an open relationship. When you signed up for this site, you realize it said absolutepunk, right? I think you want www.absolutedouchebags.net. (http://www.absolutedouchebags.net.)

haha omg

a open relationship at 16! when i was 16 i was still trying to finish pokemon snap (not really) but comon!

agreed x 100

[RetardedInLove]

There is no way this is real.

[Juturna25]

Ich hoffe du verstehst es wenn wir heissen dreckigen sex haben...

ich werde dich fichen. Hoffentlich können wir treffen und spaß habent. Ach ja!


haha

[Alou]

Dear AP,

I have been with my current boyfriend for a little over a year now. We met while he was living in Chicago; however, he is a German citizen and after two short months of being together, he had to make his way back overseas.
We decided to stay together, despite over 4k miles between us. Since then, we both have been making trips back and forth between Germany and Chicago.

Since the distance is so long, we agreed that if the opportunity should come up, sex is alright with other people. Just so long as we tell each other after.

We have a mutual friend that I'll call Jim. Jim is a very good looking guy, he's one of my best friends. He's also probably my boyfriend's best friend in Chicago. I had sex with Jim yesterday and told my boyfriend today, over Skype, our means of communication.

He hung up the conversation and went to his friend's house to talk. I called his cell phone, despite international rates, and the phone was answered by his friend, who said my boyfriend didn't want to talk to me right now and needed some time.

My question: is the love of my life going to leave me for this?

sincerely,
Judge'sDaughter

I would. People say it's fine. But it isn't. I mean if the 100s of TV show episodes about this weren't enough of a clue for you.

[wuduprod]

he should leave you and then kick his "best friend's" ass, but his decision to stay with you shows that he's spineless and lacks any self-respect at all. since that's the case maybe you should consider leaving him.

[zion the lion]

he should leave you and then kick his "best friend's" ass, but his decision to stay with you shows that he's spineless and lacks any self-respect at all. since that's the case maybe you should consider leaving him.

There are reasons people decide to stay with cheaters, other than the fact that they are spineless.

[wuduprod]

There are reasons people decide to stay with cheaters, other than the fact that they are spineless.

i suppose. but the only reasons i can see why you'd stay with a cheater are reasons dealing with serious commitments... like if you have a kid together you might want to stay together to raise them, etc. etc.

in this case, she's 16 and having an opened relationship, and traveling to another continent to visit someone. imho, there's no reason for the relationship to continue.

[limepomegranate]

Everyone in my grade had the same teacher at least twice even if they were held back. But seriously the whole staff at my elementary school hated me so from 4th to the end of 6th grade I dont think I learned much of anything.
shit that sucks. why did they hate you?

[zion the lion]

i suppose. but the only reasons i can see why you'd stay with a cheater are reasons dealing with serious commitments... like if you have a kid together you might want to stay together to raise them, etc. etc.

in this case, she's 16 and having an opened relationship, and traveling to another continent to visit someone. imho, there's no reason for the relationship to continue.

Her and her boyfriend are...(put it nicely) dumb. And I was going to try to defend why anyone would stay with a cheater because I stuck around with a cheater but seriously theres no reason especially at 16, it's just a huge waste of time. Especially when there's an ocean in between them.

[WordsandMusic]

despite the agreement, he isnt the love of your life if you need to sleep with other people, or if he does, for that matter. humans have been given the capacity to control themselves for good reason.

[new_arbiter]

There is no way this is real.

Please don't ruin the fun.

[RetardedInLove]

Please don't ruin the fun.

Who me? Haha I'm not ruining anything, just stating my utter disbelief in the whole situation is all.

[zion the lion]

shit that sucks. why did they hate you?

I had a friend who had some mental illness problems. Out of no where she would just turn into the hulk throwing chairs and desks and shit. Her parents took her to a hospital for most of third grade and I was left with like no friends at school. And I had been through a lot of shit by the time I was 8, so when I started getting angry or crying or anything of the sort they assumed I was in need of attention and was just trying to pretend to be that girl. And honestly because I didnt have many friends in my classes, the staff felt it was easier to side with the majority and not like me.

edit: Seriously my sixth grade teacher told my mom she failed as a parent and that I was stupid, and I wouldnt ever become anything, and when my mom told the principle, he said that I was a trouble maker and that she should consider letting it go and focus on parenting me.

[ascitiesburn101]

probably, ya goddamned whore.

[Reaver]

this isn't anything near the love of a life, they don't love each other at all. they were just attracted to each other and enjoyed the sex. then they fooled themselves into thinking that it was a big deal and that's how the whole story began...

[jdark6]

You are the poster child for the failure of your generation. Congratulations.

Enjoyed this.

[killerswells]

where in germany does your bf live? i want to find him, take him out, get him wasted, pick up chicks, take pics of him hookin up with chicks, then mail them to you and your judge of a father. idiot.

[LaDiabla]

ich werde dich fichen. Hoffentlich können wir treffen und spaß habent. Ach ja!


haha
whooooa. i dont think so, homey.

where in germany does your bf live? i want to find him, take him out, get him wasted, pick up chicks, take pics of him hookin up with chicks, then mail them to you and your judge of a father. idiot.

hahahah. this sounds like such a fun mission.

[killerswells]

whooooa. i dont think so, homey.



hahahah. this sounds like such a fun mission.

if it goes down you are coming with me for comedic support.

[LaDiabla]

if it goes down you are coming with me for comedic support.

you bet. maybe we can also get him to fuck a fat chick in the kneecaps hahaha. or at least motorboat a girl in a club and then get kicked out..

what ya doin with your suuuper long weekend?

[SonEric84]

haha omg

a open relationship at 16! when i was 16 i was still trying to finish pokemon snap (not really) but comon!

agreed x 100


Oh how the times have changed so quickly.

[killerswells]

you bet. maybe we can also get him to fuck a fat chick in the kneecaps hahaha. or at least motorboat a girl in a club and then get kicked out..

what ya doin with your suuuper long weekend?

super long weekend, isnt it just a normal weekend??? and ill be sitting around holzminden bored. all my friends went to berlin. what are youuuuu doing?

and yes, the boyfriends revenge on this girl through filmed kneecap sex or in da club motorboating needs to happen. like right now. seriously. we are sending it to all of her relatives when it is finished. merry christmas grandma!!!

[SomedayTheFire]

nope! i love videogames especially RPG's but i am known to enjoy FPS's! right now i'm playing starocean and i have 112hrs of game play! i'm on Nox Obscurus right now in the 2nd area of the Palace of Creation! now if you'll excuse me i've got treasure chests to find and open!
The Last Hope or one of the older ones?

[OldJersey]

Big lol at the 14-16 year olds saying they have fallen in love and found there one true love already.

I remember being that age and being in a semi serious relationship thinking she was "the one". In reality, at my age now, I think i can barely even grasp the concept of love still.

[LaDiabla]

super long weekend, isnt it just a normal weekend??? and ill be sitting around holzminden bored. all my friends went to berlin. what are youuuuu doing?

and yes, the boyfriends revenge on this girl through filmed kneecap sex or in da club motorboating needs to happen. like right now. seriously. we are sending it to all of her relatives when it is finished. merry christmas grandma!!!

awh that sucks :(
its like happy corps here as far as i know all the shops are closed today? :shrug:
ha, actually my mom and sis are going to berlin for the weekend, of course they dont ask me if i would like to join them...bitches.

haha, revenge is like serving cold cuts...

[ikikwe]

I'm just really confused why the OP thought it would be a good idea to post this thread.

[limepomegranate]

The Last Hope or one of the older ones?
the last hope! i have played one of the older ones when they were still ps2 haha

[Charles777]

Whore.

[anamericangod]

I had a friend who had some mental illness problems. Out of no where she would just turn into the hulk throwing chairs and desks and shit. Her parents took her to a hospital for most of third grade and I was left with like no friends at school. And I had been through a lot of shit by the time I was 8, so when I started getting angry or crying or anything of the sort they assumed I was in need of attention and was just trying to pretend to be that girl. And honestly because I didnt have many friends in my classes, the staff felt it was easier to side with the majority and not like me.

edit: Seriously my sixth grade teacher told my mom she failed as a parent and that I was stupid, and I wouldnt ever become anything, and when my mom told the principle, he said that I was a trouble maker and that she should consider letting it go and focus on parenting me.

http://i42.tinypic.com/2wbw46t.jpg

[SomedayTheFire]

the last hope! i have played one of the older ones when they were still ps2 haha
Sweet I'm picking that up tomorrow :) getting the new Red Faction as well, got Prototype as well, I'll have no money left hahaha

[Reaver]

Sweet I'm picking that up tomorrow :) getting the new Red Faction as well, got Prototype as well, I'll have no money left hahaha

freak.

[SomedayTheFire]

freak.
I know right?

[zion the lion]

I hope you guys didnt completely scare the poor girl from her own thread, if you did I'll be beyond pissed.

[Reaver]

I hope you guys didnt completely scare the poor girl from her own thread, if you did I'll be beyond pissed.

threadstarter's a jerk.

[new_arbiter]

Yeah, I still want her to answer that question.

[zion the lion]

threadstarter's a jerk.

She's really stupid...I hope she comes back to give us more details though. Like why she did it and stuff.

[LaDiabla]

Yeah, I still want her to answer that question.

i still want to know where her 'boyfriend' lives in germany. he's getting a visit from german apers...

[TotalCollapse]

Tell me this isn't real? For the love of God...first of all you're 16, second...if you really LOVE someone you don't have an open relationship. When you signed up for this site, you realize it said absolutepunk, right? I think you want www.absolutedouchebags.net (http://www.absolutedouchebags.net).
Agreed

[Smash Adams]

I hope you guys didnt completely scare the poor girl from her own thread, if you did I'll be beyond pissed.
How much you want to bet she's fucking Jim right now?

[zion the lion]

How much you want to bet she's fucking Jim right now?

I sure as hell wouldnt bet that they werent fucking, because then I would lose all my money. Her and Jim need to get done already and get back here to provide me with some entertainment.

[SonEric84]

Agreed



haha Good, at least there is someone left in your age group with a brain. (Not that there aren't plenty of morons my age..)

[Judge'sDaughter]

Please answer this, Judge's Daughter.

No, it wasn't. Sex good, consequences bad

she's probably off fucking him again. so yes it was worth it.

See above

I wonder what the Judge thinks of this whole thing? She does not represent him very well, from what I can tell.

It's a Green Day song that I liked when I first started on this website

It's really not that difficult to go a long time without having sex, believe me. I'll never understand the inability to hold out in a long distance relationship, particularly when you actually claim to love the person.

It's harder for some than for others. Sex doesn't have to have anything to do with love.

where in germany does your bf live? i want to find him, take him out, get him wasted, pick up chicks, take pics of him hookin up with chicks, then mail them to you and your judge of a father. idiot.

North of Hamburg

She's really stupid...I hope she comes back to give us more details though. Like why she did it and stuff.

What is there to explain? I thought that was already clear.

How much you want to bet she's fucking Jim right now?

Right now I'm responding to this post, not having sex

[Judge'sDaughter]

I posted this in another thread haha, the awkward..... (lots of dots) thread.


But dude... you have the best avatars so that is just as good. I just changed my avatar from the Emery one, I was so sick of matching every other person on this site, so I switched it up.



And OP... When is the best friends child due? Is it a boy or a girl?

And does the visa struggling boyfriend who loves you very very much and would never do anything to hurt you know that you maybe pregnant with the best friends kid? That would be an awkward wedding if this worked out, the best man has a kid with the bride, ouch.

Somethings I will never understand...

I think you're very confused

[LaDiabla]

North of Hamburg

dude, you know that we're going to track down your 'bf' now :-d

[happie]

do you even have to ask?

[Judge'sDaughter]

dude, you know that we're going to track down your 'bf' now :-d

:-/

[LaDiabla]

:-/

you know that there's a town called Itzehoe north of Hamburg?

[Judge'sDaughter]

you know that there's a town called Itzehoe north of Hamburg?

Huh.

[Nerdy91]

If this is the love of your life as you say then you wouldnt have wanted to have sex with anyone else especially the guys best friend unless your a sex addict which I doubt and just because you both agreed that it was ok to screw other people doesnt mean that his friends are acceptable because now if your bf ever comes back to Chicago then its going to be weird he probaly will leave you but you might need a fresh start anyway

[zion the lion]

No, it wasn't. Sex good, consequences bad



See above



It's a Green Day song that I liked when I first started on this website



It's harder for some than for others. Sex doesn't have to have anything to do with love.



North of Hamburg



What is there to explain? I thought that was already clear.



Right now I'm responding to this post, not having sex

Not even some animals go around humping everything they see when theyre horny. It's a little thing called self control.

And you didnt really explain why you did it, why him, why even have this weird open relationship status.

[caress me down]

If he's the love of your life why would you sleep with other people? That's fucking gross

[Five-Star]

Yea, no such thing as an open relationship. YOU FUCKED UP!!

[J.C.]

It's harder for some than for others.

No, it's really not. You don't have to go fuck someone to get your release sexually.

Sex doesn't have to have anything to do with love.

To the extent you can have sex with someone you don't care about. Not to the extent that you can have sex with someone else while claiming to love another person and not have it affect/strain the relationship you're in.

[ArmedROBery]

It's harder for some than for others.



Are you serious? Did you not discover clitorbation? Christ almighty...

[new_arbiter]

No, it wasn't. Sex good, consequences bad



You're a tough interviewee.

[TK]

What a joke.

[bensATLsummer08]

Wait, you're 16 and can just straight up afford trips back and forth from Chicago to Germany? Fuck whoever you want, you've got life made.

[musicroxmysox]

This thread, oh my god :-d

[killerswells]

dude, you know that we're going to track down your 'bf' now :-d

yes, yes we are.

you know that there's a town called Itzehoe north of Hamburg?

hahahahahahahaha. this summer im starting in hamburg, and making my way towards kiel yelling "im looking for the dude who's girlfriend fucked his bestfriend, but still wants to be in an open relationship anyway, even though she now has open sores on her genitals".

i have a feeling it will work.

[Reaver]

dude, you know that we're going to track down your 'bf' now :-d

never underestimate horti! that's for sure.

[LaDiabla]

yes, yes we are.



hahahahahahahaha. this summer im starting in hamburg, and making my way towards kiel yelling "im looking for the dude who's girlfriend fucked his bestfriend, but still wants to be in an open relationship anyway, even though she now has open sores on her genitals".

i have a feeling it will work.

dude, were going to create a following..

never underestimate horti! that's for sure.

yup yup

[hockeycoshow1]

So I tried putting the German from this thread in google translator one of them i found hilarious there must have been some major typos because from ich werde dich fichen. Hoffentlich können wir treffen und spaß habent. Ach ja"
I got
"I'll Fishing. Hopefully we can meet and fun habent. Oh yes!"

[Reaver]

So I tried putting the German from this thread in google translator one of them i found hilarious there must have been some major typos because from ich werde dich fichen. Hoffentlich können wir treffen und spaß habent. Ach ja"
I got
"I'll Fishing. Hopefully we can meet and fun habent. Oh yes!"

yeah, lol. you should replace "fichen" with "ficken" and try it again ;-)

and it's "haben", not "habent"

[Charles777]

Oh yes!

[Smeee]

Superb thread. Wouldn't read again.

[denissuxx]

Wtffffffff

[Wait_For_It]

:lol: at this whole thread.

[sweetforever]

:hitself: dumb thread

[limepomegranate]

Sweet I'm picking that up tomorrow :) getting the new Red Faction as well, got Prototype as well, I'll have no money left hahaha
sweeetnesss and don't listen to the people saying freak. they obviously are not cool enough for video games! and yea...i wish they weren't so damn expensive! like $60! also...be prepared for some pretty gay dialogue at times in that game...sometimes i could just not help but laugh and it gets repetitive in what they say too...also at the end save when it says to save and watch the credits.

[limepomegranate]

Are you serious? Did you not discover clitorbation? Christ almighty...
i know if i was her boyfriend i would so start saving up to buy her like a dildo or a vibe

[AlexEnglish]

i know if i was her boyfriend i would so start saving up to buy her like a dildo or a vibe

agreed

[RecklessXRandy]

Hitler II is coming.

[Judge'sDaughter]

For anyone who cares:

We are working the whole situation out, trying to start everything from square one. This was officially decided today.

[4N6 science]

well if it's official then that means its serious.

[llwilliamsll]

For anyone who cares:

We are working the whole situation out, trying to start everything from square one. This was officially decided today.
You should let him fuck one of your friends. Preferably your best friend. Must be a girl as well.

[zion the lion]

For anyone who cares:

We are working the whole situation out, trying to start everything from square one. This was officially decided today.

Unless you have that memory eraser from men in black, its impossible.

have fun with that though.

[4N6 science]

Unless you have that memory eraser from men in black, its impossible.

have fun with that though.

This is very true.

[Theseventhson]

Wow, this was entertaining.

[IceAge/HeatWave]

Probably. Any guy would. (leave you that is)

I lol'd at the post, especially after seeing your avatar.

[Duexy]

fucking whore

[billyboatkid]

I lol'd at the post, especially after seeing your avatar.

It's always the avatar. haha

[zion the lion]

I'm pissed off and bored, I need this chick to come back and entertain me with her relationship woes.

[PunkDrums182]

This is awesome.

[Reaver]

For anyone who cares:

We are working the whole situation out, trying to start everything from square one. This was officially decided today.

you decided that on the phone? i can imagine where this is going...

I'm pissed off and bored, I need this chick to come back and entertain me with her relationship woes.

hahaha, i like your honesty.

[limepomegranate]

I'm pissed off and bored, I need this chick to come back and entertain me with her relationship woes.
LOL ahhh and i have a slipped disk and today i got cavities filled but i freaked so bad i got a script for valium for tomorrow's appt where they do the rest. ughhh that feeling i was shaking so bad...and i better get a script for my back because i am not going to be in this pain any longer and i'm not going to wait til the 24th to get something and my dad agrees. for fuck's sake i can barely sleep i hurt so bad!

[Kill_the_radio]

For anyone who cares:

We are working the whole situation out, trying to start everything from square one. This was officially decided today.

You should compensate him with Anal.

[4N6 science]

Who are you going to sleep with next?

[Theseventhson]

Who are you going to sleep with next?
The line forms to the left.

[4N6 science]

The line forms to the left.

haha... are you first?

[Theseventhson]

haha... are you first?
No, I'm afraid of Germans.

[Reaver]

No, I'm afraid of Germans.

you should be. jk, we're eeeeeeevil.

[4N6 science]

No, I'm afraid of Germans.

ohh ok...I'm not so I guess I'm first in line.

[zion the lion]

LOL ahhh and i have a slipped disk and today i got cavities filled but i freaked so bad i got a script for valium for tomorrow's appt where they do the rest. ughhh that feeling i was shaking so bad...and i better get a script for my back because i am not going to be in this pain any longer and i'm not going to wait til the 24th to get something and my dad agrees. for fuck's sake i can barely sleep i hurt so bad!

Aww I hope you fell better :hug:

edit: first time using a smiley woohoo! you popped my smiley cherry (sounds gross)

[limepomegranate]

Aww I hope you fell better :hug:

edit: first time using a smiley woohoo! you popped my smiley cherry (sounds gross)
thankyou sweetcheeks! i hope so too! haha i'll take that as a compliment!

[zion the lion]

thankyou sweetcheeks! i hope so too! haha i'll take that as a compliment!

Haha yeah, I dont give up the smiley goodness easily.

[limepomegranate]

Haha yeah, I dont give up the smiley goodness easily.
haha me neither actually!

[zion the lion]

haha me neither actually!

Hurray for the non smiley sluts! Acutally I've noticed that guys use them more here, but that's probably just because there's more guys on this site haha.

Bleh I'm doing school work on my mom's laptop because my macbook decided it didnt like me, now my school thinks I'm some porn addict. But I'm busting my ass on this statistics bullshit, I'm even wearing my glasses.

[AndrewIcex]

Smiley's ftw! :thumbup:

[Duexy]

harlot

[YoMusicSoFat]

My cousin is from London and went over to America to work. He met a girl, and they had to get married in the space of two weeks from meeting because they were in love. The difference is that they were both 30 and you're only 16. In ten years time you two will have grown apart personality-wise, which is why most people break up with their first love- you'll grow up and change. They're still together though, so I guess if you know it's right, you know.