NBA Kicks out that white man who couldnt dunk in the dunk contest last year

[Emopunkthrice]

NEW YORK --New Orleans Hornets forward Chris Andersen has been thrown out of the NBA for drug use.

Officially, the NBA announced Friday that Andersen has been dismissed and disqualified from the league for violating the terms of the Anti-Drug Program, which were agreed to by the league and the Players Association.

The league, teams and the union cannot publicly discuss or disclose information regarding testing or treatment of any player other than to announce a player's suspension or dismissal.

Andersen cannot apply for reinstatement for at least two years.

[somethingyellow]

damn that sucks for him. Maybe this will teach him to be smarter

[weezer182]

wow i never really heard any thing about him this year until now

[Darren McLeod]

Hate crime.

[Caleb Cattivera]

glad im not in the nba.

[gnfnrs91]

wow, he used to come into my work all the time when he was on the nuggets and during the summer when he wasn't in NO. He had a huge yellow H2. All the girls liked him.
He was a nice guy. He ordered chicken noodle soup, and down it in like 3 seconds. He would like lift it up to his mouth (like you do when you try to get milk out of the bottom of the bowl) and drink the whole thing. He always called me "pimp"
"Sup pimp"
haha. too bad for birdman

[weezer182]

oh well he can just go to europe to play

[Caleb Cattivera]

yeah and make just as much, if not more money overseas.

[mikeford]

hey hey hey hey........






















smoke weed everyday

[Drew Beringer]

Dude looked like a druggie.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Dude looked like a druggie.
haha no shit.

http://www.nba.com/media/dleague/Chris-Andersen-NO.gif

http://kfba.net/etc/playerpics/125.jpg

[Ravenna]

it all makes sense now. this explains his preformance at the dunk comp

[CallMeChief]

i cant believe chris andersen broke edge...


but on a more serious note, this was by far the funniest thread title ive seen in some time.

[ThriftWhore]

haha no shit.

http://www.nba.com/media/dleague/Chris-Andersen-NO.gif

http://kfba.net/etc/playerpics/125.jpg
anybody else thinks he looks like the guy from puddle of mudd?

[Yankees' #1 Fan]

if it wasnt for steroids, it was for something like coke.

[crit]

anybody else thinks he looks like the guy from puddle of mudd?

yeah a little bit. i bet he loves the way you smack his ass, too.

[itsjdiggity]

it all makes sense now. this explains his preformance at the dunk comp

worst shit ever

[anishkabob]

worst shit ever

your sig is golden.

[Emopunkthrice]

i cant believe chris andersen broke edge...


but on a more serious note, this was by far the funniest thread title ive seen in some time.
thanks

[Talib Scottie]

anybody else thinks he looks like the guy from puddle of mudd?
The Puddle Of Mudd dude looks like picture number two when he's walking down the sidewalk.

at least Chris is doing something.

[LeftWideOpen]

if it wasnt for steroids, it was for something like coke.

Yep.

"According to the league's collective bargaining agreement, a player only can be disqualified for a fourth positive test for performance-enhancing drugs, or a first positive test for "drugs of abuse." Andersen has never been suspended for performance-enhancing drugs.


The drugs on the "abuse" list are amphetamine and its analogs, which include methamphetamine; cocaine; LSD; opiates, including heroin, codeine and morphine; and PCP."

If you got banned for weed in the NBA, there'd be a need for some League Of Their Own replacement-league type shit.