Would you get drunk with me?

[LaDiabla]

This is an answer to the 'would you cuddle with me' thread..

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/4330/602d032b5298b1c95136adf.jpg
http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/4879/6b4e14a55612cab477c1ec3.jpg

[4N6 science]

Yes. Only if you can replace that rod with me.

[LaDiabla]

Yes. Only if you can replace that rod with me.

that can be arranged.

[4N6 science]

that can be arranged.

Excellent....that sounds like a plan then.

[Jake Denning]

wow.

[zion the lion]

Ehh I dont drink, but I would gladly watch you get drunk and laugh at all your funny drunkeness...it's what I do best.

[LaDiabla]

Excellent....that sounds like a plan then.
:slutkiss:
wow.
ehhh a guy can make a pointless thread but if a girl does it, its not ok. you dont want to have this conversation!
I'm kidding..
Ehh I dont drink, but I would gladly watch you get drunk and laugh at all your funny drunkeness...it's what I do best.

cool. its a date then.

[4N6 science]

:slutkiss:

when are you coming back to america?

[LaDiabla]

when are you coming back to america?

dont really know, kinda wanna go to cape cod though and just hang out on a boat all day. on a boat, mothafukaah!

[llwilliamsll]

I'll take my chances and say I'd get drunk with your friend fo sho.

[yoyostring]

yucky.

[hockeycoshow1]

I would have to say yes.

[4N6 science]

dont really know, kinda wanna go to cape cod though and just hang out on a boat all day. on a boat, mothafukaah!

cape cod is very nice. I'M ON A BOAT!! how's your summer going so far?

[LaDiabla]

cape cod is very nice. I'M ON A BOAT!! how's your summer going so far?

yea, i miss summers on boats...umm nothing really the weather is shite and I'm looking for a job :(

hows yours?

[4N6 science]

yea, i miss summers on boats...umm nothing really the weather is shite and I'm looking for a job :(

hows yours?

Ahh still on the job hunt. My summer is going. I just realized that I'm starting school in about 8 weeks. But work is alright I'm just ready for summer to be over.

[whiterussian]

(assuming this isn't a sort of private thread)

would depend on what type of drunk you are.

[llwilliamsll]

(assuming this isn't a sort of private thread)

would depend on what type of drunk you are.
sexual drunk

[Jake Denning]

I challenge SensesFail for LaDiabla's honor.

[4N6 science]

I challenge SensesFail for LaDiabla's honor.

haha... how do you want to settle this?

[zion the lion]

What, is she like the king of the drunkies now?

[LaDiabla]

What, is she like the king of the drunkies now?

I'd also like to take king of the stoners while were at it..

[4N6 science]

I'd also like to take king of the stoners while were at it..


you smoke?

[LaDiabla]

you smoke?

yahh.

[4N6 science]

yahh.

haha... I know. I don't know why I asked.

[zion the lion]

I'd also like to take king of the stoners while were at it..

Well I call you the king because kings have power, and I cant seperate queen from gay. I guess you can, but just keep in mind that I'm king of the universe, so I'm really in charge.

[LaDiabla]

haha... I know. I don't know why I asked.

haha i was about to say you should know..

[4N6 science]

haha i was about to say you should know..

lol yes. I know.

Another question, why are you up so late?

[LaDiabla]

Well I call you the king because kings have power, and I cant seperate queen from gay. I guess you can, but just keep in mind that I'm king of the universe, so I'm really in charge.

well then..http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress. com/2008/03/funny-pictures-proceed-cat.jpg

[LaDiabla]

lol yes. I know.

Another question, why are you up so late?

because I have insomnia, or delayed sleep syndrom. im nocturnal. like edward cullen.

[4N6 science]

because I have insomnia, or delayed sleep syndrom. im nocturnal. like edward cullen.


ahhh ok. Just wondering because it's starting to get late here.

[AJ F]

this is retarded

[LaDiabla]

ahhh ok. Just wondering because it's starting to get late here.

9pm? its 3am here. probably going to fall asleep around 6am :(

[4N6 science]

9pm? its 3am here. probably going to fall asleep around 6am :(

I might stay up till midnight. But I was up till like 3 or 4 am last night so very drunk.

[Heart-A-Tact]

Nah.

[whiterussian]

sexual drunk


boring.



where can I find makes-me-act-like-Andrew-WK drunk?

[LaDiabla]

I might stay up till midnight. But I was up till like 3 or 4 am last night so very drunk.

ahh good times huh.
thats why i favour smoking over drinking actually. at least you dont wake up in the morning feeling like shit..

[Kassie09]

I'd be your friend.

[4N6 science]

ahh good times huh.
thats why i favour smoking over drinking actually. at least you dont wake up in the morning feeling like shit..

yah that is quite true.

[UntilItKillsYou]

I say cheers

[Jake Denning]

ahh good times huh.
thats why i favour smoking over drinking actually. at least you dont wake up in the morning feeling like shit..


I smoke cloves from time to time.

I hope I havent lost favor with you.

[samsara]

ehhh

[intensified]

Would rather die.

[anamericangod]

Negatory.

[zion the lion]

I smoke cloves from time to time.

I hope I havent lost favor with you.

You turn every thread into a hook up thread dont you?

[Duexy]

this is retarded

this

[anthonydarko]

Hmmm...... nah

[thespearkid]

Can't say I would.

[fake empire]

LaDiabla I wanna party with you

[bung]

Sure, why not

[thespearkid]

Is there any guy in PL who LaDiabla hasn't offered to sleep with?

[wuduprod]

yeah, but with decent beer. no steel reserve or iron city. or pbr.

[Jake Denning]

yeah, but with decent beer. no steel reserve or iron city. or pbr.

I get my beer from these dudes

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/6266/kingzp4.gif

[anamericangod]

Is there any guy in PL who LaDiabla hasn't offered to sleep with?

LOL

[anthonydarko]

Is there any guy in PL who LaDiabla hasn't offered to sleep with?
*stands up and raises his hand.

[Jake Denning]

You turn every thread into a hook up thread dont you?

sure, uhhhh I guess?

[thesafeword]

Why the fuck not?

[LaDiabla]

Is there any guy in PL who LaDiabla hasn't offered to sleep with?

you, for example.

[killerswells]

Negatory.

lol.

Is there any guy in PL who LaDiabla hasn't offered to sleep with?

me.



and seeing as how ive already been drunk with you, i think thats a yes on my part. you are the only girl i have ever met who, at 4am when everyone is drunk and wanting to go home, decides its a good idea to steal more beer from the club, to take home for later use. awesome.

[Reaver]

me.



and seeing as how ive already been drunk with you, i think thats a yes on my part. you are the only girl i have ever met who, at 4am when everyone is drunk and wanting to go home, decides its a good idea to steal more beer from the club, to take home for later use. awesome.

you aren't going to tell me that you haven't had sex at that weekend, are you?

[killerswells]

you aren't going to tell me that you haven't had sex at that weekend, are you?

no sex was involved. i tried but she shut me down. :thumbdwn:

[Reaver]

no sex was involved. i tried but she shut me down. :thumbdwn:

hahaha, so either you're a total loser or she isn't the bitch she pretends to be.

[killerswells]

hahaha, so either you're a total loser or she isn't the bitch she pretends to be.

im actually a really big loser. ask horti she will agree.

[Reaver]

im actually a really big loser. ask horti she will agree.

aw, lol. i guess you're a kind, funny loser then, coz she sound like she had a great time with you.

[killerswells]

aw, lol. i guess you're a kind, funny loser then, coz she sound like she had a great time with you.

yeah, im suprised she isnt around, this is prime horti on AP time of day.

[Reaver]

yeah, im suprised she isnt around, this is prime horti on AP time of day.

haha, yeah. can't wait for her comments on this.

[killerswells]

haha, yeah. can't wait for her comments on this.

she is gonna come on here and deny she even hangs out with me. thus proving that yes, i am a big loser, who will never get laid. weak.

[LaDiabla]

she is gonna come on here and deny she even hangs out with me. thus proving that yes, i am a big loser, who will never get laid. weak.

you could have always just raped me :shrug:

[Smeee]

Is there any guy in PL who LaDiabla hasn't offered to sleep with?

Me. Apparently I should be offended. In which case, what a bitch.

[killerswells]

you could have always just raped me :shrug:

the thought crossed my mind, but then you would go and tell all the APers what happened and i would be shunned from AP society. meaning, my life would be over as i know it.

maybe next time. wink wink. nudge nudge.

[LaDiabla]

the thought crossed my mind, but then you would go and tell all the APers what happened and i would be shunned from AP society. meaning, my life would be over as i know it.

maybe next time. wink wink. nudge nudge.

i dont think you would be shunned, there would be monuments erected in your honor haha

maybe nudge nudge wink wink.

[killerswells]

i dont think you would be shunned, there would be monuments erected in your honor haha

maybe nudge nudge wink wink.

so you're saying there's a chance? awesome.

just for clarification purposes...to everyone reading from AP, there is a possibility i might actually have sex, with a girl. my life is complete.

[UntilItKillsYou]

What is your favorite drink diabla?

[LaDiabla]

so you're saying there's a chance? awesome.

just for clarification purposes...to everyone reading from AP, there is a possibility i might actually have sex, with a girl. my life is complete.
hahaha. next weekend then?

what actually happened to the beers i took?

What is your favorite drink diabla?

champagne, cosmos or just beer. but vodka is nice too.

[UntilItKillsYou]

hahaha. next weekend then?

what actually happened to the beers i took?



champagne, cosmos or just beer. but vodka is nice too.

cool, just curious

[Smeee]

cool, just curious

http://gizmonaut.net/t/pics/suspicious_cap.jpg

[Reaver]

so you're saying there's a chance? awesome.

just for clarification purposes...to everyone reading from AP, there is a possibility i might actually have sex, with a girl. my life is complete.

it was a pleasure helping you.

[UntilItKillsYou]

http://gizmonaut.net/t/pics/suspicious_cap.jpg

honestly im really bored and felt like contributing to another PL classic

[killerswells]

it was a pleasure helping you.

without you i never had a chance with horti. now, thanks to you, im getting laid. sweeeeeeet.

[Smeee]

honestly im really bored and felt like contributing to another PL classic

Haha fair enough. Same here actually. I'm at work and for once, I've actually done everything I need to. Get off in half-hour though. Woo!

[UntilItKillsYou]

Haha fair enough. Same here actually. I'm at work and for once, I've actually done everything I need to. Get off in half-hour though. Woo!

sweet! neat hat though, worth buying for the lolz

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Yes. Only if you can replace that rod with me.

You're fucking sick, Jon.


And to answer you're question, no probably not. You don't look wild enough for me.

[derekmoyer4]

i may once. just for the shear experience and stories that i may be able to tell.

[killerswells]

hahaha. next weekend then?

what actually happened to the beers i took?



champagne, cosmos or just beer. but vodka is nice too.

knowing my friends, they drank them, just to spite us.

i may once. just for the shear experience and stories that i may be able to tell.

dooo it, she does not disappoint, wink wink. nudge nudge.

[LaDiabla]

knowing my friends, they drank them, just to spite us.



dooo it, she does not disappoint, wink wink. nudge nudge.

:( all my hard work...gone haha

[LaDiabla]

honestly im really bored and felt like contributing to another PL classic

creating PL classics is what I do.
without you i never had a chance with horti. now, thanks to you, im getting laid. sweeeeeeet.

loooolz

[UntilItKillsYou]

creating PL classics is what I do.


loooolz

im glad you do, welcome

[killerswells]

:( all my hard work...gone haha

creating PL classics is what I do.


loooolz

maybe you can steal beer another time for us.


and now its been said on AP, we have to have secccccks. im holding you to your word.

[Reaver]

maybe you can steal beer another time for us.


and now its been said on AP, we have to have secccccks. im holding you to your word.

i just added you to friends, in order to celebrate this great opportunity!

[LaDiabla]

maybe you can steal beer another time for us.


and now its been said on AP, we have to have secccccks. im holding you to your word.

yea, but only at places where its ok to take beer. i dont steal!

ok, we should keep a twitter for the process of our sex...like 'ok, im about to enter' 'so, the first 10 minutes have been great..'

[killerswells]

yea, but only at places where its ok to take beer. i dont steal!

ok, we should keep a twitter for the process of our sex...like 'ok, im about to enter' 'so, the first 10 minutes have been great..'

hahahahahaha yesssss.

"we started of missionary, but now i got her in the manntis, she looks like a pretzel right now..."

"its hard to tweet when im trying to finish, but i have to, i do it for the fans"

then you can tweet this: "is he in yet? oh, he just finished, i had no idea we even started"

[.invisible ink.]

no sex was involved. i tried but she shut me down. :thumbdwn:

apparently she's all talk then, or you're just gross.

[killerswells]

apparently she's all talk then, or you're just gross.

uhhh a little from column A, and a little from column B.

[LaDiabla]

apparently she's all talk then, or you're just gross.

nah, I'm on antidepressants, sex isnt appealing at all anymore..

[UntilItKillsYou]

nah, I'm on antidepressants, sex isnt appealing at all anymore..

those things will fuck you up

[Reaver]

nah, I'm on antidepressants, sex isnt appealing at all anymore..

my gf takes that crazy shit as well and we had awesome sex yesterday.

[LaDiabla]

my gf takes that crazy shit as well and we had awesome sex yesterday.

depends, if she's taken them for half a year or so then the body should be used to it, e.g. no side effects anymore.
but i take them randomley so i always get the side effects again.

plus also depends what she's taking them for. mine are kinda tranquilizers, so they just calm me down a lot.

[derekmoyer4]

knowing my friends, they drank them, just to spite us.



dooo it, she does not disappoint, wink wink. nudge nudge.

ha, alright. :-)

[killerswells]

nah, I'm on antidepressants, sex isnt appealing at all anymore..

what you really mean is that you would love to have hot animal sex with me, but the medicine does not allow for it to happen. its ok, i understand. sigh.

[Reaver]

depends, if she's taken them for half a year or so then the body should be used to it, e.g. no side effects anymore.
but i take them randomley so i always get the side effects again.

plus also depends what she's taking them for. mine are kinda tranquilizers, so they just calm me down a lot.

lol, you actually answered to that seriously :-D

you may do whatever you feel like, ma'am.

what you really mean is that you would love to have hot animal sex with me, but the medicine does not allow for it to happen. its ok, i understand. sigh.

hahahaaha, you're killing me.

[LaDiabla]

what you really mean is that you would love to have hot animal sex with me, but the medicine does not allow for it to happen. its ok, i understand. sigh.
exactley. we should give it a shot though.

lol, you actually answered to that seriously :-D

you may do whatever you feel like, ma'am.

its a serious matter :shrug:

[killerswells]

exactley. we should give it a shot though.



its a serious matter :shrug:

count me in.

[LaDiabla]

count me in.

yay, my place or your place?

[UntilItKillsYou]

:popcorn:

[Reaver]

:popcorn:

loool. "the spotlight is on" omg

[killerswells]

yay, my place or your place?

i was thinking someplace classy, perhaps, the back seat of a car, orrrrr you come to my office and we take photocopies of our butts. i like that idea.

[LaDiabla]

i was thinking someplace classy, perhaps, the back seat of a car, orrrrr you come to my office and we take photocopies of our butts. i like that idea.

haha somewhere classy...i see...yea like the office idea, after that we can also feast on gummie bears!

[derekmoyer4]

what you really mean is that you would love to have hot animal sex with me, but the medicine does not allow for it to happen. its ok, i understand. sigh.
i wish you the best upon your soon to be embarkment of this endeavor.

[killerswells]

haha somewhere classy...i see...yea like the office idea, after that we can also feast on gummie bears!

sounds like a plan.

i wish you the best upon your soon to be embarkment of this endeavor.

thank you for the words of encouragement. pics to follow.

[derekmoyer4]

sounds like a plan.



thank you for the words of encouragement. pics to follow.
oh what a joy. i look forward to those. and is this twitter thing going to happen? i would read that shit.

[killerswells]

oh what a joy. i look forward to those. and is this twitter thing going to happen? i would read that shit.

you would have to talk to horti (ladiabla) about that. im down if shes down. lol.

[LaDiabla]

you would have to talk to horti (ladiabla) about that. im down if shes down. lol.

lol, i dont know...i was kinda joking :shrug:

get high and then check this out
GxhaRgJUMl8

[killerswells]

hahaha dude i was listening to them all weekend. when i get home from work im watching this video, after i smoke a bowl.

[derekmoyer4]

lol, i dont know...i was kinda joking :shrug:

get high and then check this out
GxhaRgJUMl8

okay, well that is fine. photos will be just fine. :celebrate:

[LaDiabla]

i should rename this to 'would you have sex with me'

[UntilItKillsYou]

im surprised no noods have been asked for yet

[derekmoyer4]

i should rename this to 'would you have sex with me'
but if you did that more people would come in and post stupid things. would you really want that?

[KidRobot]

Nahhhhhhhh I'm alright.

[LaDiabla]

but if you did that more people would come in and post stupid things. would you really want that?

well this is more or less a joke thread anyways...but yea, i guess the mods would delete it anyways..

[killerswells]

i should rename this to 'would you have sex with me'

hahahaha i was thinking the same thing. maybe you would get more responses that way. :rape:

im surprised no noods have been asked for yet

tried. thats a no go maverick.

[derekmoyer4]

im surprised no noods have been asked for yet
i know, odd.

[derekmoyer4]

well this is more or less a joke thread anyways...but yea, i guess the mods would delete it anyways..
indeed they would. and are you saying this is a joke? i am appalled. but i would totally get drunk with you. and not for the sexual intentions.

[LaDiabla]

indeed they would. and are you saying this is a joke? i am appalled. but i would totally get drunk with you. and not for the sexual intentions.

well this is just about if you would get drunk with me..so cheers!

[derekmoyer4]

well this is just about if you would get drunk with me..so cheers!
yes it most certainly is. but i do not know if we could make this happen. being that i am in ohio and you are not. :-( sadness ensues.

[UntilItKillsYou]

i know, odd.

maybe she will if she gets drunk

[thespearkid]

you, for example.
No thank you. Cheap beer followed by a VD check at a German free clinic does not sound like my idea of a fun night.

Me. Apparently I should be offended. In which case, what a bitch.
I'm sure she just hasn't gotten around to you yet.

[derekmoyer4]

maybe she will if she gets drunk
that possibility does exist.

[wuduprod]

I get my beer from these dudes

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/6266/kingzp4.gif

unfortunately i'm not up on my king of the hill, but from where i'm sitting that looks like high life, and i can get behind that. lets booze.

[kemichels]

This is an answer to the 'would you cuddle with me' thread..

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/4330/602d032b5298b1c95136adf.jpg
http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/4879/6b4e14a55612cab477c1ec3.jpg

we could get drunk and post rambling stories on absolutepunk.net together, because apparently that's how I roll.

[lovely864md]

Err, no. I have a kind of similar picture to that first one though, creepy.

[LaDiabla]

we could get drunk and post rambling stories on absolutepunk.net together, because apparently that's how I roll.

its on, dude!

[wewascontenders]

Err, no. I have a kind of similar picture to that first one though, creepy.

i'd get drunk with mary. and you too i guess.

[lovely864md]

i'd get drunk with mary. and you too i guess.

Holla! I just found my favorite picture of myself drunk. I am sloppy.

[anamericangod]

Holla! I just found my favorite picture of myself drunk. I am sloppy.

pics plz

[lovely864md]

pics plz

See: no makeup, giant hair, classy peace sign, failing at pong. I don't allow many drunk pictures of myself on facebook, but I put this one up and didn't tag it.
http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1917/227/111/1359690356/n1359690356_30282372_9078.jpg

[Reaver]

the way that dude wears his jeans bothers me.

[anamericangod]

Was expecting something epic. Did not deliver.

[lovely864md]

the way that dude wears his jeans bothers me.

He has herpes

Was expecting something epic. Did not deliver.

I promised nothing of the sort, what do you want from me?

[anamericangod]

He has herpes



I promised nothing of the sort, what do you want from me?

This is not the time nor the place.

[lovely864md]

This is not the time nor the place.

Cop out.

[more heart]

Not at all. I'd actually prefer not getting drunk period.

[LaDiabla]

Not at all. I'd actually prefer not getting drunk period.
you're not even legal to get drunk in germany.

Cop out.

epic fail in my epic thread.

[more heart]

you're not even legal to get drunk in germany.
Nor in the states.

[lovely864md]

you're not even legal to get drunk in germany.



epic fail in my epic thread.

Isn't the drinking age for beer 16?

And epic=offering sex?

[LaDiabla]

Nor in the states.

no shit.
Isn't the drinking age for beer 16?

And epic=offering sex?

beer 16 but not for long anymore, they're changing it to 18.

and yes, and you failed at that obviously.

[more heart]

no shit.
Thanks for the unwarranted sarcasm.

[LaDiabla]

Thanks for the unwarranted sarcasm.

stating the obvious doesn't make you look smart ;)

[lovely864md]

no shit.


beer 16 but not for long anymore, they're changing it to 18.

and yes, and you failed at that obviously.

How come? The 16 wasn't even enforced when I was there.

Too bad, I'll up my whore level from now on

[caress me down]

Ehh I dont drink, but I would gladly watch you get drunk and laugh at all your funny drunkeness...it's what I do best.
This has been me lately. I dunno why but I haven't been feeling drinking as much recently

[LaDiabla]

How come? The 16 wasn't even enforced when I was there.

Too bad, I'll up my whore level from now on

Because there are too many young people in comas from too much alcohol.

Good stuff, I like to motivate people to give their best!

[4N6 science]

You're fucking sick, Jon.


And to answer you're question, no probably not. You don't look wild enough for me.


how am I sick?

[limepomegranate]

you're not even legal to get drunk in germany.
i would get drunk with you! you seem like you'd be fun drunk! i find what you say amusing when you're sober so i think you'd be fun to hang out with while drinking!

[RecklessXRandy]

Is there any guy in PL who LaDiabla hasn't offered to sleep with?

Me

[billyboatkid]

Me

[4N6 science]

LaDiabla is a saint!

[LaDiabla]

i would get drunk with you! you seem like you'd be fun drunk! i find what you say amusing when you're sober so i think you'd be fun to hang out with while drinking!

yay, same for you! we'd tell em how to do it!
LaDiabla is a saint!

yes, as I am also Stifler's Mom.

[limepomegranate]

yay, same for you! we'd tell em how to do it!


yes, as I am also Stifler's Mom.
hurray!! and everyone that says they wouldn't drink with you can STUFF IT

[4N6 science]

yes, as I am also Stifler's Mom.

so you're a milf too!?

[LaDiabla]

hurray!! and everyone that says they wouldn't drink with you can STUFF IT
exactley!
so you're a milf too!?

obviously..

[4N6 science]

obviously..

that's really hawt.

[LaDiabla]

that's really hawt.

we need a room. asap!

[4N6 science]

we need a room. asap!


lol. well that's on you.

[Reaver]

we need a room. asap!

lawl

[LaDiabla]

lol. well that's on you.

no, on my parents haha.

[LaDiabla]

lawl

guten morgen!

[4N6 science]

no, on my parents haha.

hahahah.. whatever works.

[Reaver]

guten morgen!

haha, guten morgen sonnenschein ;P

naja eig bin ich sackmüde und wollte gerade pennen. wenn du morgen noch im msn bist, quatsch ich dich mal an ^^
bis denne

[LaDiabla]

haha, guten morgen sonnenschein ;P

naja eig bin ich sackmüde und wollte gerade pennen. wenn du morgen noch im msn bist, quatsch ich dich mal an ^^
bis denne

klaaaar.ich bin wahrscheinlich irgendwann ab 1 uhr wach :D

gute nacht!

[4N6 science]

WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!


what's with all this german! I thought this was an american site!

[intensified]

Somebody should get drunk with me.

[4N6 science]

Somebody should get drunk with me.


well you're not 21 yet.

[intensified]

well you're not 21 yet.

Neither is she.

[4N6 science]

Neither is she.

but in europe she's allowed to drink.

[intensified]

but in europe she's allowed to drink.

Oh, I didn't notice.

[4N6 science]

Oh, I didn't notice.


I bet you could still walk into a bar and get in regardless of your age

[intensified]

I bet you could still walk into a bar and get in regardless of your age

Hm. Why do you say that?

[4N6 science]

Hm. Why do you say that?

because girls can get away with anything.

[intensified]

because girls can get away with anything.

Bullshite.

[4N6 science]

Bullshite.


haha how so?

[intensified]

haha how so?

It's obviously a false statement. How can girls get away with anything?

[lovely864md]

Somebody should get drunk with me.

Me me me

[4N6 science]

It's obviously a false statement. How can girls get away with anything?

well because girls know how to work the system to their advantage. regarding bars, bouncers will disregard a girls age if she dresses a certain way. but if an underage guy tries to get in, he's rejected no matter what.

[zion the lion]

This has been me lately. I dunno why but I haven't been feeling drinking as much recently

The last time I remember being drunk was the day before my 16th birthday when my mom bought a bottle of Jack and I had down 6 shots because I was sick and we were going to a water park at disney world the next day. That was the second to last time I drank anything. The last time was two weeks ago when my moms friend had a bottle of wine.

I'm a good girl.

[intensified]

Me me me

Mmmm. Hot.

well because girls know how to work the system to their advantage. regarding bars, bouncers will disregard a girls age if she dresses a certain way. but if an underage guy tries to get in, he's rejected no matter what.

K. So, I can get away with anything by flashing? Sounds good. Thnx.

[4N6 science]

K. So, I can get away with anything by flashing? Sounds good. Thnx.

well you could get into bars and get out of speeding tickets.

[intensified]

well you could get into bars and get out of speeding tickets.

Swt.

[4N6 science]

Swt.

yeah.. that is swt for you. So were going to a bar soon?

[caress me down]

The last time I remember being drunk was the day before my 16th birthday when my mom bought a bottle of Jack and I had down 6 shots because I was sick and we were going to a water park at disney world the next day. That was the second to last time I drank anything. The last time was two weeks ago when my moms friend had a bottle of wine.

I'm a good girl.
whaaaaat? Your mom bought you alch??

[zion the lion]

whaaaaat? Your mom bought you alch??

Yeah, she doesnt really care, she knows I'm not much of a drinker. A third of the alcohol I've ever had was given to me by her.

[caress me down]

Yeah, she doesnt really care, she knows I'm not much of a drinker. A third of the alcohol I've ever had was given to me by her.
Hahaha that's ridiculous. If my mom ever found out I drink/how much I drink (or used to I suppose) she would be VERY upset :-(

[zion the lion]

Hahaha that's ridiculous. If my mom ever found out I drink/how much I drink (or used to I suppose) she would be VERY upset :-(

Yeah my mom doesnt really know about all the free drinks I used to get in Europe though, plus I'm more of a pill popper, and you really shouldnt mix the two haha, but even then, my mom provides me with the pills.

[caress me down]

Yeah my mom doesnt really know about all the free drinks I used to get in Europe though, plus I'm more of a pill popper, and you really shouldnt mix the two haha, but even then, my mom provides me with the pills.
Godddddamn Alaska is another world. I fucking loved it when I was there. And now I'm thinking it might be cool to spend some time there later in life

[UntilItKillsYou]

Somebody should get drunk with me.

would

[zion the lion]

Godddddamn Alaska is another world. I fucking loved it when I was there. And now I'm thinking it might be cool to spend some time there later in life

Oh my god we are having the best summer in years. It's seriously 73 degrees and sunny! Last year it just rained and rained and stayed at 40 degrees the whole time. 2 weeks ago it was 84! Yeah sometimes I completely forget that I'm in America because Alaska is so different. But ughh some of the tourist spots (like downtown by the mall) are driving me crazy right now.

[caress me down]

Oh my god we are having the best summer in years. It's seriously 73 degrees and sunny! Last year it just rained and rained and stayed at 40 degrees the whole time. 2 weeks ago it was 84! Yeah sometimes I completely forget that I'm in America because Alaska is so different. But ughh some of the tourist spots (like downtown by the mall) are driving me crazy right now.
84 degrees???? It's so much colder than it should be down here :-( Fuck global warming!
I can see how the tourist spots would drive you crazy, especially since it's probably so empty in the winter

[zion the lion]

84 degrees???? It's so much colder than it should be down here :-( Fuck global warming!
I can see how the tourist spots would drive you crazy, especially since it's probably so empty in the winter

It's so weird, it's like deserted in the winter, then memorial day rolls around and everyone leaves to go camping and then when they come back it's like population doubled because there's so many tourists. I like them though, I mean theyre a huge part of the economy (although the mayor is trying to push a sales tax during the summer because of them). But it gets so chaotic down town, like people will just take their cars and leave them parked horizontally behind a bunch of vertically parked cars. But I live in the city so it's a given that things like that would happen.

[caress me down]

It's so weird, it's like deserted in the winter, then memorial day rolls around and everyone leaves to go camping and then when they come back it's like population doubled because there's so many tourists. I like them though, I mean theyre a huge part of the economy (although the mayor is trying to push a sales tax during the summer because of them). But it gets so chaotic down town, like people will just take their cars and leave them parked horizontally behind a bunch of vertically parked cars. But I live in the city so it's a given that things like that would happen.
Oh jeese that could definitely get annoying fastttttt. The sales tax thing is pretty whack, but if it makes you guys more money that's cool I suppose.
I keep thinking back to my trip and I remember everyone I met being cool as hell. Have you traveled outside of your state much?

[intensified]

yeah.. that is swt for you. So were going to a bar soon?

Sure.

would

Because I'm sexy.

[4N6 science]

Sure.

alright then.

[intensified]

alright then.

Pick me up in twenty?

[4N6 science]

Pick me up in twenty?


haha yeah 20 hours, you're pretty far from me and i have work in the morning.

[UntilItKillsYou]

Sure.



Because I'm sexy.

and you have pretty eyes

[intensified]

haha yeah 20 hours, you're pretty far from me and i have work in the morning.

Fuck you.

[zion the lion]

Oh jeese that could definitely get annoying fastttttt. The sales tax thing is pretty whack, but if it makes you guys more money that's cool I suppose.
I keep thinking back to my trip and I remember everyone I met being cool as hell. Have you traveled outside of your state much?

Yeah, I've been to Californa, Utah, Nevada, Chicago, Florida, New York, New Jersey, Washington, Oregon, Mexico, France, Germany, Greece, Turkey, (accidentally) Lebanon, and Israel. And I'm planning a road trip for my birthday next month! I've actually traveled more out of the state than I have in the state.

People here tend to be a lot nicer than people every where else. But it's a crazy place, like there was a hostage situation a couple weeks ago a few houses down from my house, and there's lots of meth, and alcoholics, incest, rape (a shit load), murder...people come up here from other states when theyre running away from the law.

[intensified]

and you have pretty eyes

Haha. :blush:

[caress me down]

Yeah, I've been to Californa, Utah, Nevada, Chicago, Florida, New York, New Jersey, Washington, Oregon, Mexico, France, Germany, Greece, Turkey, (accidentally) Lebanon, and Israel. And I'm planning a road trip for my birthday next month! I've actually traveled more out of the state than I have in the state.

People here tend to be a lot nicer than people every where else. But it's a crazy place, like there was a hostage situation a couple weeks ago a few houses down from my house, and there's lots of meth, and alcoholics, incest, rape (a shit load), murder...people come up here from other states when theyre running away from the law.
Yeah you have traveled a lot haha. I've been to a lot of the same places as you. How did you like Jersey? I really hope you didn't only see the shitty part around the airport. I gotta say the older I get the more I appreciate this state.

Where do you want to road trip to??

That's scary as shit dude hahahaha

[4N6 science]

Fuck you.

well that wasn't very nice.

[intensified]

well that wasn't very nice.

:fuck: *

[argg_xo]

well that wasn't very nice.
:pet:

edit: too late

[4N6 science]

:fuck: *

haha nice save.

:jackoff:

[intensified]

haha nice save.

:jackoff:

Teehee.

So, now that that has been settled...

[4N6 science]

:pet:

edit: too late

awww I'm sorry. thanks for that though!

Teehee.

So, now that that has been settled...

what do you want to next?

[intensified]

what do you want to next?

wat.

[UntilItKillsYou]

Haha. :blush:

;-)

[zion the lion]

Yeah you have traveled a lot haha. I've been to a lot of the same places as you. How did you like Jersey? I really hope you didn't only see the shitty part around the airport. I gotta say the older I get the more I appreciate this state.

Where do you want to road trip to??

That's scary as shit dude hahahaha

You've probably seen more of Alaska than I have. Yeah I stayed kinda close to the airport we were only there for a while and it was after a crazy trip in Europe. My ex boyfriend was from there, he used to always talk about moving back there.

I want to start off in Seattle then drive through Oregon, stop in California for a while (I havent seen my dad's side of the family in 10 or 11 years and they all live there), then go to Texas and Oklahoma to see one of my good friends who just moved back from Greece, then go back up to Arizona, and Nevada (for more family) then back up to Seattle. Theres at least one person in each state that we're going to, and it's mainly for my grandma on my dads side who has cancer, and my grandpa on my mom's side who also has cancer.

[4N6 science]

wat.


see i got so excited i couldn't type.

what do we do next?

[intensified]

;-)

You're sweet.

see i got so excited i couldn't type.

what do we do next?

Anal.

Just kidding.

[4N6 science]

Anal.

Just kidding.

what?!?! way to get my hopes up and then crush them with them when the spoiler revealed its nasty message.

[argg_xo]

awww I'm sorry. thanks for that though!



what do you want to next?
you're welcome.

[intensified]

what?!?! way to get my hopes up and then crush them with them when the spoiler revealed its nasty message.

Haha, I'm sorry.

Titty fucking?

[4N6 science]

Haha, I'm sorry.

Titty fucking?

haha i guess...

[caress me down]

You've probably seen more of Alaska than I have. Yeah I stayed kinda close to the airport we were only there for a while and it was after a crazy trip in Europe. My ex boyfriend was from there, he used to always talk about moving back there.

I want to start off in Seattle then drive through Oregon, stop in California for a while (I havent seen my dad's side of the family in 10 or 11 years and they all live there), then go to Texas and Oklahoma to see one of my good friends who just moved back from Greece, then go back up to Arizona, and Nevada (for more family) then back up to Seattle. Theres at least one person in each state that we're going to, and it's mainly for my grandma on my dads side who has cancer, and my grandpa on my mom's side who also has cancer.
Dude that sounds ridiculous! Your family and friends are really spread out. Convenient for you, you'll prob save a ton on what you would be spending on hotels. When's your birthday btw?

[UntilItKillsYou]

You're sweet.



Anal.

Just kidding.

your sweet!

[intensified]

haha i guess...

You'd rather have anal?

[intensified]

your sweet!

Whatever. I'm a bitch. xD

[4N6 science]

You'd rather have anal?

yeah...i would. have you tried?

[zion the lion]

Dude that sounds ridiculous! Your family and friends are really spread out. Convenient for you, you'll prob save a ton on what you would be spending on hotels. When's your birthday btw?

July 14th! So exactly a month from now. Not like it's all that special because nobody gets me presents anymore. For my 16th I got a coffee mug and three hot wheels cars (and a trip to florida!) and my 14th I got to go see the pirates of the carribean, and my 15th was celebrated on a plane crossing the international date line so I basically missed it. But yeah, we're nomads I guess you can say, my great grandparents were the first (or one of the first) black settlers in California. But I've got family in italy, tennessee, and all over the east coast I guess.

[UntilItKillsYou]

Whatever. I'm a bitch. xD

never!

[intensified]

yeah...i would. have you tried?

God, no. It seems so fucking gross.

[intensified]

never!

Hehe. Yeah, you're right.

I'm a sweetie.

[4N6 science]

God, no. It seems so fucking gross.

Ahh I see. It seems but it's not really.

[UntilItKillsYou]

Hehe. Yeah, you're right.

I'm a sweetie.

:-d

[intensified]

Ahh I see. It seems but it's not really.

Hmmm... sure.

[caress me down]

July 14th! So exactly a month from now. Not like it's all that special because nobody gets me presents anymore. For my 16th I got a coffee mug and three hot wheels cars (and a trip to florida!) and my 14th I got to go see the pirates of the carribean, and my 15th was celebrated on a plane crossing the international date line so I basically missed it. But yeah, we're nomads I guess you can say, my great grandparents were the first (or one of the first) black settlers in California. But I've got family in italy, tennessee, and all over the east coast I guess.
You've quite an interesting life haha. I enjoy hearing about all this stuff. It's pretty different from what I'm used to. Do you think you're gonna end up staying in Alaska or roaming around like the rest of your family?

[4N6 science]

Hmmm... sure.

dont discredit it until you try it.

[intensified]

dont discredit it until you try it.

I'm good, thanks.

[4N6 science]

I'm good, thanks.

whatever floats your boat.

[zion the lion]

You've quite an interesting life haha. I enjoy hearing about all this stuff. It's pretty different from what I'm used to. Do you think you're gonna end up staying in Alaska or roaming around like the rest of your family?

Oh I couldnt stay in Alaska, it's a complete dead end for me here. The only reason I stay is because of dividends, plus my family is piss poor so it's not like we could live anywhere else. I think I might just roam around places where my family members have lived, until I have kids and then I'll just pick a spot and stay there. But theres just so much scandal within my family that I might just stay around them to be involved in the drama.

[UntilItKillsYou]

im calling the inevitable decent into talking about anal in PL threads 'Clayton's law'

[intensified]

whatever floats your boat.

It just isn't very appealing to me.

[UntilItKillsYou]

It just isn't very appealing to me.

me either for the record

[intensified]

me either for the record

:highfive:

[Reaver]

soo it turns out anal is just a word?

[Brandon Allin]

I would get drunk with every last one of you.

[killerswells]

soo it turns out anal is just a word?

anal is an act of love. dont you forget it.

[concernedparent]

Sure, I'll have sex with you.

[LaDiabla]

whoa this thread went random..

[UntilItKillsYou]

did you expect any less?

[LaDiabla]

no, kind of proud actually.

[UntilItKillsYou]

again, welcome

[Reaver]

17 pages and growing, you really can be proud

.. just sayin'