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Frank Giaramita
01/31/06, 10:25 PM
Tonight on American Idol auditions in Las Vegas, a boy came and made it to the final audition with Simon, Paula and Randy and sang the song "Smashed Into Pieces" by Silverstein (www.silversteinmusic.com). Of course he was eliminated right away but it was pretty interesting.

Submitted by: drainyourheart

Ryan Imhof
01/31/06, 10:27 PM
hahahaha hilarious, i want to see this. Ill wait till youtube has it up.

andtheyslept
01/31/06, 10:27 PM
haha

bobbybo
01/31/06, 10:29 PM
it was HILARIOUS!

Allular
01/31/06, 10:35 PM
That was AWFUL.

It made me think that there are actually kids like this out there. "I'm more hardcore than you, Simon."

Yeah.. Silverstein.. uhh.

timmysavedlatin
01/31/06, 10:36 PM
hahahah i've seen a couple people pull off a scream on american idol this season. one kid with an mcr shirt. just a bunch of really funny stuff, but it makes me wonder if they're serious or just being ironic. if it's the latter, that's awesome.

permanent
01/31/06, 10:36 PM
Something tells me the new Silverstein cd is going to sell quite a bit this week.

mylkhead
01/31/06, 10:38 PM
i gotta see this

Allular
01/31/06, 10:39 PM
Something tells me the new Silverstein cd is going to sell quite a bit this week.

Or plummet.

btbam > you
01/31/06, 10:52 PM
hahaha i was laughing so hard

NinjaXcore
01/31/06, 11:11 PM
I hope that guy gets his ass kicked the the entire water polo team.

TheWoj
01/31/06, 11:14 PM
my friend called me while i was at work as he was laughing hysterically about this.
someone better post a link when it hits.

The Matt Kaufman
01/31/06, 11:22 PM
I found it already.

http://www.youtube.com/w/American-Idol-5---Las-Vegas---Ryan-Heart?v=JD_vn1G9C5c&search=%20american%20idol

Its the funniest thing ever

WSUskee
01/31/06, 11:31 PM
It was priceless. My gf was watching the show and I saw this guy come on and I was like about time we get a screamer on here. He wasnt very good but its the first time I have heard anyone do a song from our scene.

nerogtr
01/31/06, 11:35 PM
Hahahah

verybarrywhyte
01/31/06, 11:39 PM
He like... inhale-screamed.

Like.... a dying inhaler.


Actually... I doubt they think it was screaming?? Cause.. it like wasn't ha

robdobi
01/31/06, 11:41 PM
i found him on myspace...

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofi le&friendID=3044860

Get Fucked
01/31/06, 11:46 PM
i found him on myspace...

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofi le&friendID=3044860
Nice comment on his page hahaha.

azlisa
01/31/06, 11:47 PM
hahahhaah when i saw this on tv i laughed so fucking hard. AMAZING!

kevanu
01/31/06, 11:47 PM
Rofl

1check_1love
01/31/06, 11:48 PM
lawl

Bikeage
01/31/06, 11:48 PM
hahahahahha wow, i seroiusly hope he was joking

Zanarky
01/31/06, 11:54 PM
fuck it was hilarious. The guys a moron, of course, but funny nonetheless.

Get Fucked
01/31/06, 11:56 PM
It's just sad, he's 18 and has no grasp what-so-ever on reality.

Not That Ugly
02/01/06, 12:04 AM
that guy was a complete chode

infamous_alias
02/01/06, 12:04 AM
i found him on myspace...

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofi le&friendID=3044860

Holy shit man that's priceless! Nice comment you left him haha

verybarrywhyte
02/01/06, 12:08 AM
i found him on myspace...

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofi le&friendID=3044860


Ha, I was just coming to post that...

God. I sent him a message. I had to. After I saw your comment, and the one he replied with, I had to know if he was serious.

winamp
02/01/06, 12:09 AM
wanna see it?
here you go for those of you who haven't seen it,
or those of you who wanna laugh again.
http://www.youtube.com/?v=1NcvDsFWCrA

buysoap
02/01/06, 12:13 AM
i'd feel terrible if i were him. i mean, ok, fine, he's "famous".......... but we're all laughing at him. the numa numa guy is a million times cooler than him.

AreTwoKay
02/01/06, 12:18 AM
i found him on myspace...

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofi le&friendID=3044860
Haha Dobi you are the man

Frequency
02/01/06, 12:23 AM
I'm dying to see this.

verybarrywhyte
02/01/06, 12:28 AM
i'd feel terrible if i were him. i mean, ok, fine, he's "famous".......... but we're all laughing at him. the numa numa guy is a million times cooler than him.
People leaving him comments on myspace, other than dobi, are sounding like they actually liked it...

infamous_alias
02/01/06, 12:39 AM
Ha, I was just coming to post that...

God. I sent him a message. I had to. After I saw your comment, and the one he replied with, I had to know if he was serious.

Yeah I sent him a message too haha...The subject line was: "You're going to be getting a lot of mail"

sensesfail18782
02/01/06, 12:40 AM
Probably because the shithead was on TV and was closer to "fame" than any of those myspace whores ever will be...they look up to him and his ignorance.

I'm trying to watch the video. I hate 56k...I can only imagine how hilarious it is though...

infamous_alias
02/01/06, 12:41 AM
HAHAHAHAH, he messaged me back!

LIKE OMG YOU PWNED ME LIKE WHOA WTF!@!!! MY WHOLE WORLD JUST GOT TWISTED UPSIDE DOWN *goes off to sing simple plan and cry alone in his room*

verybarrywhyte
02/01/06, 12:50 AM
Yeah I sent him a message too haha...The subject line was: "You're going to be getting a lot of mail"

He left this as a comment to one of my 'friends' on there:

"Only bad part is I can scream my lungs out way better when I not shaking from a combination of nervousness and coldness, it was fucking FREEZING that morning, I'm surprised I sounded that good on TV because my voice was all but out due to the cold, especially my scream"


He actually thinks he sounded good...

infamous_alias
02/01/06, 01:06 AM
He left this as a comment to one of my 'friends' on there:

"Only bad part is I can scream my lungs out way better when I not shaking from a combination of nervousness and coldness, it was fucking FREEZING that morning, I'm surprised I sounded that good on TV because my voice was all but out due to the cold, especially my scream"


He actually thinks he sounded good...

Un-fucking believable......On a side note, I feel sorry for his girlfriend.

infamous_alias
02/01/06, 01:11 AM
HOLY SHIT! The clincher that will put him in the annals of douchebaggery!

You're just jealous you're not a tv star like me.

http://i1.tinypic.com/n15bfb.jpg

sweetmik
02/01/06, 01:32 AM
I fucking love that song, but that guy sounded like a fucking gutted fish.

I wish he actually could scream. They should have had Shane go on. Do some justice for the song.

weworemasks
02/01/06, 02:14 AM
that was the most priceless thing ever. i laughed for like 8 minutes.

BetsyXcore
02/01/06, 02:15 AM
i'm so glad this guy doesn't actually go to shows here or anything.

pillpillow
02/01/06, 02:37 AM
yeah that was horrible to watch, but i'm glad it happened. maybe screamo will FINALLY DIE now.

oh, and to all of you who said, "too bad he wasn't good at screaming," it wouldn't matter. they would still kick him off. what are you, retarded? if the REAL silverstein was on american idol, they'd do the same thing.

silentcries
02/01/06, 03:51 AM
Hahaahhaahha

lividman5k
02/01/06, 04:42 AM
Good idea to do something like this ... even if

1.he should have known they don't gonna like it.
2.it sounded terrible. The screaming was terrible and the singing sucked too.

The only question is if he just had more brave than we all or if he's just more stupid...

Frequency
02/01/06, 04:49 AM
yeah that was horrible to watch, but i'm glad it happened. maybe screamo will FINALLY DIE now.

oh, and to all of you who said, "too bad he wasn't good at screaming," it wouldn't matter. they would still kick him off. what are you, retarded? if the REAL silverstein was on american idol (http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=31&k=american%20idol), they'd do the same thing.

That's true. I finally watched it, twice. And the guy's voice is kind of good but I don't like his attitude about being hardcore and the way he asked the judge's name like she was a child and he pretty much already knew her name.

Sycro
02/01/06, 06:09 AM
The guy was AWFUL. It sounded like he was trying to be a velociraptor, or at least what I imagine them sounding like.

k0d1ak
02/01/06, 06:18 AM
The way you can tell he´s not doing it as a joke is he looks insanely uncomfortable the whole time. Oh and his screaming sounds a whole lot like a velociraptor.

k0d1ak
02/01/06, 06:18 AM
The guy was AWFUL. It sounded like he was trying to be a velociraptor, or at least what I imagine them sounding like.
Hah, I wasn´t the only one that thought that then.

MrBaileySays
02/01/06, 06:24 AM
Of all songs!! Seriously. He could have at least done something off of the new album?? Maybe he would have won!
poor guy. I hope he doesn't read this..

dead&broken
02/01/06, 06:38 AM
I heard he got signed to cover adult contemporary songs and do them hardcore jurrasic park style

TheUntitled
02/01/06, 06:44 AM
The sad thing is that he actually acted like he was the SHIT after it happened, and all it made him look like was a giant TOOL.

Screaming, not even that cool to begin with, looks even more fucking stupid when you're standing by yourself doing it without music. He looked like a fucking moron...and the fact that a bunch of people are praising him for "bring good music to American Idol" is even funnier than the video

FatJordan
02/01/06, 07:13 AM
$20 says he is an AP.net'er.

danofthedead
02/01/06, 07:14 AM
so many people think that our scene should be on american idol. keep it off of there for as long as humanly possible. Not just because it's mine and I want to protect it, but because so many of the vocalists we love, are subpar as vocalists. the reason so many of these people sing Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, etc, is because they are amazing talents, regardless of drug issues. If someone sang Copeland, they wouldn't hit a single strong note, and you won't survive off a pretty sounding air voice. I'd prefer to not be embarrassed when some jackass wants to get on TV and butchers a good song (this, however, was a shitty song by an even shittier band). Even a voice as original as Daryl Palumbo's wouldn't hold up.

albatrossxivy
02/01/06, 07:23 AM
No Way!!!!!

tymsnurmn04
02/01/06, 07:24 AM
"Im to hardocre for you"

Is there some sort of emo dictionary that dumbasses can consult for this sort of thing?

DroppedUrPocket
02/01/06, 07:45 AM
Hahaha. Total clown shoe.

leocorrea
02/01/06, 07:49 AM
would've been funnier if he pretended he had a mic.

Nate_RAWKS
02/01/06, 07:52 AM
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I saw this last night it was so fuckin' classic.....

I laughed my ass off when Simon said "that was catchy...." and then he walks out and says "i'm too hardcore for you" hahahaha...wow.

oh man......too good...


This guy is a complete doorknob.

mybreakingpoint
02/01/06, 08:02 AM
hahahahahaha
i want to try out on "mouth like a magazine" by showbread :D

ArmaniMassacre
02/01/06, 08:11 AM
ya know...even if you're going to go on the show and waste your time with those douchebags on American Idol, you should do songs where you actually sing to where you get to the final big deal, then, only THEN start screaming....so at least someone will give you a record deal....kinda like Clay Aiken ya know....but yeah...he's a douchebag for sure. I hope Shane from Silverstein finds him and kicks his ass...

Frank Giaramita
02/01/06, 08:30 AM
Yeah, I just watched it and it that wasn't even funny, just annoying and retarded. He looked like a complete fool (aside from the way he dressed and presented himself) and isn't cool or "hardcore" in any way.

satanisanerd
02/01/06, 08:37 AM
I laughed when I saw it. I thought it was pretty cool to hear the word Silversten on American Idol.

DroppedUrPocket
02/01/06, 08:40 AM
I thought it was pronounced like SilverSTINE, not SilverSTEEN.

wtfemokid
02/01/06, 08:50 AM
yeah, he rocked the inward singing, but other than that, it sucked.

CradlingxHatred
02/01/06, 08:55 AM
My brother and I were watching it and thought... "Damn, how are we supposed to react on this?"

Until now...
We still haven't figured it out.
We're still kind of... puzzled by it.
I don't know why.
HAHA.

quickandsilver
02/01/06, 08:59 AM
of coarse he was joking. i mean look how he was talking to them. and if he sang on the screams he might of had a little chance to make it to the next round because i dont think his voice was to bad...

quickandsilver
02/01/06, 08:59 AM
his screaming wasnt even screaming it was stupid

stephisfinch
02/01/06, 09:04 AM
I thought it was pronounced like SilverSTINE, not SilverSTEEN.


nope, it's definitely steen.



and shane's seen it. hahaha.

who hasn't by now.


hilarious.

DroppedUrPocket
02/01/06, 09:08 AM
Well, you learn something new every day.

ramblinger
02/01/06, 09:11 AM
this was one of those rare occurrences in life that i could not finish something i started. i instantly became so embarrassed for this kid that i stopped the video after the first line of clean vocals. completely dumbfounded. in utter disbelief. they put people like him on air for the whole world to laugh at, including people that knew the origin of the song. that poor kid has absolutely no concept on reality. if anyone knows this kid personally, please pay attention to him. he's dying for it.

DroppedUrPocket
02/01/06, 09:13 AM
this was one of those rare occurrences in life that i could not finish something i started. i instantly became so embarrassed for this kid that i stopped the video after the first line of clean vocals. completely dumbfounded. in utter disbelief. they put people like him on air for the whole world to laugh at, including people that knew the origin of the song. that poor kid has absolutely no concept on reality. if anyone knows this kid personally, please pay attention to him. he's dying for it.
He's too hardcore for you obviously.

Photo13
02/01/06, 09:14 AM
hahahaha oh i laughed so much at this! haha.

caliac-brex
02/01/06, 09:45 AM
haha that's pretty interesting

Bobcat46308
02/01/06, 09:48 AM
It was priceless. My gf was watching the show and I saw this guy come on and I was like about time we get a screamer on here. He wasnt very good but its the first time I have heard anyone do a song from our scene.

screamer? you've got to be kidding, this dude sounded like a fucking dinosaur. what a loser

ramblinger
02/01/06, 09:48 AM
He's too hardcore for you obviously.

yes, yes he is. on the level's of hardcoreness... this guy would be light years ahead of me.

i'm the flintstones to his star wars.

GencoRecords
02/01/06, 10:05 AM
by far the most amazing thing ive ever seen.

DroppedUrPocket
02/01/06, 10:05 AM
i'm the flintstones to his star wars.
Hahaha. I like it. Well done.

Drew Beringer
02/01/06, 10:07 AM
God that was terrible, I like Silverstein but I can never listen to that song again.

McDiggity
02/01/06, 10:31 AM
Maybe he would have gotten some love if he tried out for Canadian Idol...

NFG4ever
02/01/06, 10:37 AM
I can't even explain the feeling I had in my body while I was watching that , wow what a fucking idiot hahahaha

Great song tho

But this show is obviously fixed for ratings , doesn't American Idol have local try outs where all the shitty people would get cut before making it there?

NFG4ever
02/01/06, 10:41 AM
I wonder if silverstein seen this haha

stephisfinch
02/01/06, 10:43 AM
I wonder if silverstein seen this haha

Yes, they have.


And they posted a news thing on their site about it.

getawayvanmike
02/01/06, 10:58 AM
This ikid just gave birth to xDINOSAURCOREx

Frank Giaramita
02/01/06, 11:23 AM
this was one of those rare occurrences in life that i could not finish something i started. i instantly became so embarrassed for this kid that i stopped the video after the first line of clean vocals. completely dumbfounded. in utter disbelief. they put people like him on air for the whole world to laugh at, including people that knew the origin of the song. that poor kid has absolutely no concept on reality. if anyone knows this kid personally, please pay attention to him. he's dying for it.
Yeah, the term is: "second hand embarassment"

------------------

I was just thinking, this kid actually sang the song pretty well and it actually sounded very similar to Silverstein's version...

elvis2x
02/01/06, 11:33 AM
This ikid just gave birth to xDINOSAURCOREx

That was hilarious.

nicolerork
02/01/06, 11:48 AM
Funny how low people stoop for their 15 seconds of fame.

weworemasks
02/01/06, 11:50 AM
yes, yes he is. on the level's of hardcoreness... this guy would be light years ahead of me.

i'm the flintstones to his star wars.
excellent. haha.

This ikid just gave birth to xDINOSAURCOREx

hahahahah.

nicolerork
02/01/06, 12:33 PM
He keeps deleting my myspace comments!!!

DroppedUrPocket
02/01/06, 12:36 PM
He keeps deleting my myspace comments!!!
Hahaha. What a cunt.

thisisrightnow
02/01/06, 12:57 PM
Hahaha, that was freakin' awesome.

Ruggiero2oo8
02/01/06, 01:00 PM
hahaha it was terrible...ly funny

tombo85
02/01/06, 01:29 PM
they posted something on silversteins site about it.

darksk8er182
02/01/06, 01:56 PM
you know what? It actually wasn't bad...its just he didnt have a mic and it was on american idol so yeah of course it will sound brutal lol

hoser1689
02/01/06, 02:36 PM
taken from the silverstein site

* Ryan Heart... you are invited out to any one of our shows.. any time!

itsmerobb
02/13/06, 04:33 PM
How could anyone have the courage to do that. I mean seriously, if you listen to music, you can clearly hear some decent singing sometimes. If i was that kid, and i heard myself, shouldn't i be able to tell that it is REALLY REALLY BAD? and the fact he said he was too hardcore made it all the better.