Who here...

[AtTheDriveIn.]

loves the cock?

i sure do.

[unoriginal]

Oh yes. For sure

[torch]

I love mine.















wish it was bigger

[FishAlotNBePunk]

mines ok.

[kalika]

oh yeah big lover of the cock right here.

[theused_FSF]

i like having a cock, but i've always wondered what having a vagina is like

[unoriginal]

Its like having an open cut once a month

Now you won't wonder anymore...

[AtTheDriveIn.]

having a vagina sucks. i wish i could just jerk off sometimes. guys get pleasure so much easier than chicks do.

[varock]

i'm happy with my package :eek:

[torch]

i want something you have.......

[the_champ_is_here]

I <3 my wang

[Stompemplay]

I like having a dick.

At least girls have tits. tits kick ass.

[cheez mastah]

Having a dick is nice, even though mine is small.


Yeah i always wanted to know what its like to have a pussy too...

[FishAlotNBePunk]

yes tits kick ass they kicked ass last night:eek:

[theused_FSF]

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
yes tits kick ass they kicked ass last night:eek:



those where water balloons

[AtTheDriveIn.]

tits arent that great. theyre great to guys because you dont have them. i mean, you cant jerk off tits. so it kind of sucks.

[AtTheDriveIn.]

Originally posted by jesus was gay
hahahaha but yeah i agree. boobs arent that great

A-men sistah.

[cheez mastah]

Originally posted by AtTheDriveIn.
tits arent that great. theyre great to guys because you dont have them. i mean, you cant jerk off tits. so it kind of sucks.

thats what dildos are for

[AtTheDriveIn.]

Originally posted by cheez mastah
thats what dildos are for

yeah but see, the dildo isnt connected to me so it doesnt work.

and anyways, guys have it so much better when it comes to sexual pleasure, chicks have it rough man.

[cheez mastah]

Originally posted by AtTheDriveIn.
yeah but see, the dildo isnt connected to me so it doesnt work.

and anyways, guys have it so much better when it comes to sexual pleasure, chicks have it rough man.

i gotta admit we probly do have it better... thats why its our responsibility to try to make it as enjoyable as possible for the girl.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

Originally posted by jesus was gay
hahahaha but yeah i agree. boobs arent that great

i beg to differ

[on and on we go]

for the record i'm not gay. but this guy here loves the cock.

[the_champ_is_here]

According to Sunday Night Sex Chat with Sue Johansen on the Oxygen Network, females orgasm alot more then males.

[AtTheDriveIn.]

Originally posted by OffBasil
According to Sunday Night Sex Chat with Sue Johansen on the Oxygen Network, females orgasm alot more then males.

really? i wouldnt think that. all my guy friends always talk about how they jerk off all the time and its the best thing. i dont know. it makes me want a cock.

[irapedyourkid]

Yeah i got the cock.

[AtTheDriveIn.]

Originally posted by dep_rules
ill let you use mine :D

haha sweet.

[Frodo]

Originally posted by AtTheDriveIn.
really? i wouldnt think that. all my guy friends always talk about how they jerk off all the time and its the best thing. i dont know. it makes me want a cock.

nah, its not much fun by yourself. once in a while i guess.

[the_champ_is_here]

Originally posted by AtTheDriveIn.
really? i wouldnt think that. all my guy friends always talk about how they jerk off all the time and its the best thing. i dont know. it makes me want a cock.


Every time you ejaculate, you don't necisarrily orgasm. Sure it feel good, but it's not orgasming. Orgasms are very rare with men, as I've heard.

[mxpx]

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
yes tits kick ass they kicked ass last night :eek:

[AtTheDriveIn.]

yeah, i guess if your a guy or a girl it doesnt matter its just not much fun to do it by yourself. you need some assistance.

[the_champ_is_here]

Originally posted by AtTheDriveIn.
yeah, i guess if your a guy or a girl it doesnt matter its just not much fun to do it by yourself. you need some assistance.

Yep

[Stompemplay]

Definitely.

Dildos are lucky. I wanna be a dildo.

[AtTheDriveIn.]

yeah, having someone help you achieve an orgasm instead of doing it yourself is definately the supreme.

[AudioBoxers]

Originally posted by AtTheDriveIn.
loves the cock?

i sure do. I dont I am straight homie

[AtTheDriveIn.]

well in your case..i mean...pussy.

[kalika]

ASSISTANCE NEEDED:

apply within

immediate start

[AudioBoxers]

Originally posted by AtTheDriveIn.
well in your case..i mean...pussy. well hell yea then

[cheez mastah]

Originally posted by OffBasil
Every time you ejaculate, you don't necisarrily orgasm. Sure it feel good, but it's not orgasming. Orgasms are very rare with men, as I've heard.


Ive jerked off more times than i can count but ive only orgasmed once in my whole life.



by the way kalika id like to apply for the position

[AtTheDriveIn.]

mm assistance is good..

[kalika]

Originally posted by cheez mastah
Ive jerked off more times than i can count but ive only orgasmed once in my whole life.



by the way kalika id like to apply for the position

youll be working a 38 hr week junior wage rate may apply.

[Stompemplay]

38 hour week? man your needy.

I'll apply anyway

[AtTheDriveIn.]

hah what has this turn into? the Find Kalika an "Assistant" thread?

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by AtTheDriveIn.
really? i wouldnt think that. all my guy friends always talk about how they jerk off all the time and its the best thing. i dont know. it makes me want a cock.

ive said this before but ill remind you, just let me know when you need it and you can borrow mine whenever you'd like. dont be to rough with it though:)

[cheez mastah]

Originally posted by kalika
youll be working a 38 hr week junior wage rate may apply.


you got yourself a deal. as a matter of fact i work free for the first week.

[AtTheDriveIn.]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay25
ive said this before but ill remind you, just let me know when you need it and you can borrow mine whenever you'd like. dont be to rough with it though:)

haha sweet im getting all these offerings.

[kalika]

Originally posted by cheez mastah
you got yourself a deal. as a matter of fact i work free for the first week.

smooth!!! and i was only jokin about the 38 hour week. im not that much of a horny bitch!!

ill put you and stompenplay on rotation.

[Stompemplay]

score! Well now that I'm making some money, maybe I'll hire my own assistant........