I'm Bored

[Alou]

Any suggestions on what I should do?

[LaDiablah]

hi bored, nice to meet you.

[Alou]

hi bored, nice to meet you.

You're not helping my problem.

[JunkyVomit]

Masturbate.

[anamericangod]

You live in Dacula. You should be used to this by now.

[LaDiablah]

You're not helping my problem.

But replying took you away from your boredom for a few seconds, so you're welcome, bored.

[Heart-A-Tact]

Insert the missing 'r' in your city/town's name and chuckle.

[zion the lion]

Meditate
Read a book
Make a story based of random thoughts in your head
Think about what your insides look like
Try to figure out how people realized soap made their hands clean
Exercise
Make a comic book
Clean
Draw
Sleep

[Kill_the_radio]

Meditate
Read a book
Make a story based of random thoughts in your head
Think about what your insides look like
Try to figure out how people realized soap made their hands clean
Exercise
Make a comic book
Clean
Draw
Sleep

Anal

[zion the lion]

Anal

If he's bored, he's more or less likely alone, and if he's alone he cant do anal because that's a two person thing. Unless he has butt plugs or anal beads and lube. And then that's just masturbation.

[omgrawr]

If he's bored, he's more or less likely alone, and if he's alone he cant do anal because that's a two person thing. Unless he has butt plugs or anal beads and lube. And then that's just masturbation.

lol u said butt plugs

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[newtothis]

Try to lick your elbow.

[Nerdy91]

Anal
oh I was suspecting this would be said it seems to be a universal problem solver!

[zion the lion]

lol u said butt plugs

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It's one of my favorite words.

[Nerdy91]

Insert the missing 'r' in your city/town's name and chuckle.
It sadly took me a minute to get that :hitself:

[derekmoyer4]

prepare a meal.

[Misstamara]

hmm...dance !

[Kill_the_radio]

If he's bored, he's more or less likely alone, and if he's alone he cant do anal because that's a two person thing. Unless he has butt plugs or anal beads and lube. And then that's just masturbation.

I do not agree with your logic. being bored does not necessarily means being alone.

Plus he doesn't need lube, everyone knows that a little poo is nature's best lube.

[.invisible ink.]

I do not agree with your logic. being bored does not necessarily means being alone.

Plus he doesn't need lube, everyone knows that a little poo is nature's best lube.

ewwww. it sounds like you speak from experience.

anyway, i came in here to say :jackoff:

[newtothis]

ewwww. it sounds like you speak from experience.

anyway, i came in here to say :jackoff:

hahahahha.

[zion the lion]

I do not agree with your logic. being bored does not necessarily means being alone.

Plus he doesn't need lube, everyone knows that a little poo is nature's best lube.

Well when I'm usually bored, it's because I'm alone. If I'm bored and other people are around, it doesnt take long to find something to do. Poo and spit...or lotion.

[.invisible ink.]

Well when I'm usually bored, it's because I'm alone. If I'm bored and other people are around, it doesnt take long to find something to do. Poo and spit...or lotion.

geezus christ, why do i keep coming back to this thread?

[zion the lion]

geezus christ, why do i keep coming back to this thread?

curiosity kills the cat every time.

[4N6 science]

gtfo!

[stayforawhile]

Count the cabinets and tiles in your kitchen.

[newtothis]

geezus christ, why do i keep coming back to this thread?

I agree once more...

[Kill_the_radio]

geezus christ, why do i keep coming back to this thread?

oh come on, you know PL is your favorite forum!

[stayforawhile]

Make a list of 100 things you like about your self like that other girl chose to do.

[TeamAllison]

Pick any user out of this thread and stalk the fuck out of them.

[MarsEatWorld]

Pick any user out of this thread and stalk the fuck out of them.
dibs not

[bv_princess1]

run around your house naked!! p.s yell butt plug while your at it! haha :-d

[fake empire]

run around your house naked!! p.s yell butt plug while your at it! haha :-d
wtf

[Alou]

I'm never asking any of you anything again.

[bv_princess1]

wtf
it looked like it would be fun in my head well i live in the woods so thats my point of view..lol

[Broclee]

run around your house naked!! p.s yell butt plug while your at it! haha :-d
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/662/7golden_girls18.jpg

[fake empire]

it looked like it would be fun in my head well i live in the woods so thats my point of view..lol

you live in florida ay?

[lovely864md]

If he's bored, he's more or less likely alone, and if he's alone he cant do anal because that's a two person thing. Unless he has butt plugs or anal beads and lube. And then that's just masturbation.

Stop thinking, if there's ever a thread in which anal is an acceptable answer, this is it.

[saysmydoctor]

Might I suggest playing in traffic. It's both exercise and abortion. Two birds, one stone.

[zion the lion]

Stop thinking, if there's ever a thread in which anal is an acceptable answer, this is it.

Anal isnt accepted anywhere, its a horrible abomination that just needs to die already before it pollutes potential boyfriends brains convincing them that every girl not only likes but wants that shit.

die anal die.

[lovely864md]

Anal isnt accepted anywhere, its a horrible abomination that just needs to die already before it pollutes potential boyfriends brains convincing them that every girl not only likes but wants that shit.

die anal die.

Bitter much? ;-)

But really, at least you weren't around when people copied and pasted it so that you had to scroll down like 5 feet to find a real post.

[zion the lion]

Bitter much? ;-)

But really, at least you weren't around when people copied and pasted it so that you had to scroll down like 5 feet to find a real post.

Just a little.

And thank sweet jesus for that. I've seen more mentions of anal here than I have anywhere else on the internet. It's so unfunny to me now that every time I see the word, it just adds a couple more crazy points to my crazy meter (and soon I might just snap and go around shooting people from the back of a van).

[lovely864md]

Just a little.

And thank sweet jesus for that. I've seen more mentions of anal here than I have anywhere else on the internet. It's so unfunny to me now that every time I see the word, it just adds a couple more crazy points to my crazy meter (and soon I might just snap and go around shooting people from the back of a van).

You're from Alaska, you'd hit like 3 people and a seal.

/alaska joke

[zion the lion]

You're from Alaska, you'd hit like 3 people and a seal.

/alaska joke

But I can see Russia from my back yard and Alaska has a shit ton of nuclear bombs.

[lovely864md]

But I can see Russia from my back yard and Alaska has a shit ton of nuclear bombs.

Easy access to vodka, bombs, and snow. Sounds like my kind of place.

[zion the lion]

Easy access to vodka, bombs, and snow. Sounds like my kind of place.

Lots of all of those by the way. And wildlife. So you get drunk destroy the rest of the world and mate with the other animals.

[lovely864md]

Lots of all of those by the way. And wildlife. So you get drunk destroy the rest of the world and mate with the other animals.

I draw the line at bestiality.

[zion the lion]

I draw the line at bestiality.

It's why I have no life, I'm not into anal, I'm not into animals, and I'm not into winter sports...

[lovely864md]

It's why I have no life, I'm not into anal, I'm not into animals, and I'm not into winter sports...

Hmmm, go find some oil, don't join OPEC, make lots of money by selling it slightly under their price? Use your head girl

[zion the lion]

Hmmm, go find some oil, don't join OPEC, make lots of money by selling it slightly under their price? Use your head girl

Or I could work a job with better pay than most jobs without even really needing a high school education!

Or better yet, I could move to Saudi Arabia, find some oil tycoon, and live off his money (yes that is actually my plan).

[intensified]

Insert the missing 'r' in your city/town's name and chuckle.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

[Kill_the_radio]

Anal isnt accepted anywhere, its a horrible abomination that just needs to die already before it pollutes potential boyfriends brains convincing them that every girl not only likes but wants that shit.

die anal die.

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[Kassie09]

I'm bored, someone should tell me something to do too.

[newtothis]

I'm bored, someone should tell me something to do too.

every time I see your avatar, I can't stop thinking about princesses with ridiculously high voices...

so... go princess hunting?

[Animalhill]

Lots of all of those by the way. And wildlife. So you get drunk destroy the rest of the world and mate with the other animals.
May I join you?

[newtothis]

May I join you?

Hey, what's your name? I see you everywhere! :) I am Kathleen. Nice to meet you... sort of.

[Animalhill]

Hey, what's your name? I see you everywhere! :) I am Kathleen. Nice to meet you... sort of.
Haha I am Sam. Nice to meet you as well :wave:
***Note- this is not a reference to the mediocre Dustin Hoffman flick, "I am Sam"

[newtothis]

Haha I am Sam. Nice to meet you as well :wave:
***Note- this is not a reference to the mediocre Dustin Hoffman flick, "I am Sam"

I wish my name was in a movie title. M-(

[Animalhill]

I wish my name was in a movie title. M-(
No you don't- when you the response to your introduction is met with a mock-retarded voice, it is frustrating haha
Its even worse being an, "Uncle Sam".

[Kassie09]

every time I see your avatar, I can't stop thinking about princesses with ridiculously high voices...so... go princess hunting?

i would love to, i wish i was a disney princess!

[intensified]

i would love to, i wish i was a disney princess!

Me too. But, I've always had a thing for Jasmine. :shrug:

[derekmoyer4]

No you don't- when you the response to your introduction is met with a mock-retarded voice, it is frustrating haha
Its even worse being an, "Uncle Sam".
i saw this and laughed hysterically. :-d

[Animalhill]

i saw this and laughed hysterically. :-d
Haha I know, its like what am I supposed to say to my nephew? "Pay your taxes!" ?

[derekmoyer4]

Haha I know, its like what am I supposed to say to my nephew? "Pay your taxes!" ?
ha, well of course.

[Animalhill]

ha, well of course.
Except he's autistic so he would just be like, "What?" and get lost in the pattern of my shirt.

[derekmoyer4]

Except he's autistic so he would just be like, "What?" and get lost in the pattern of my shirt.
oh well then that would not work. and that would only happen if your shirt had a pattern.

[intensified]

Except he's autistic so he would just be like, "What?" and get lost in the pattern of my shirt.

Hahahahaha. I'm sorry, but this made me laugh so fucking hard.

[Animalhill]

Hahahahaha. I'm sorry, but this made me laugh so fucking hard.
haha it was intended to :-)

[intensified]

haha it was intended to :-)

Haha, good. Is he actually autistic?

[newtothis]

i would love to, i wish i was a disney princess!

Hopefully it is not an obsession? My roomate in school sometimes envisions herself as the Little Mermaid...

[zion the lion]

May I join you?

The more the merrier! But the attention must be on me at all times.

Haha I am Sam. Nice to meet you as well :wave:
***Note- this is not a reference to the mediocre Dustin Hoffman flick, "I am Sam"

Sean Penn.

[Animalhill]

Haha, good. Is he actually autistic?
Yeah he is. He's fucking adorable. Love that kid.

[Animalhill]

The more the merrier! But the attention must be on me at all times.



Sean Penn.
Oy vey. For some reason I always get them mixed up.

[zion the lion]

Oy vey. For some reason I always get them mixed up.

The kind of look alike, except one's way older. Plus sometimes Seann Penn is hot, while everytime I look at Dustin Hoffman I either see his character in Rain Man or the Graduate.

[intensified]

Yeah he is. He's fucking adorable. Love that kid.

Awh, that's cute.

My friend's brother is autistic and my favorite memory of him is when he walked into the door at my friend's graduation party and refused to even say hi. He just demanded for someone to find him the nunchucks for the Wii and then went into Natalie's room for the rest of the night. Hahaha.

[Charles777]

Chat threads?

[Kassie09]

Me too. But, I've always had a thing for Jasmine. :shrug:
I really like Jasmine too, I was her for Halloween once! but i was all of them.

Hopefully it is not an obsession? My roomate in school sometimes envisions herself as the Little Mermaid...

Hhahaahah, err, I don't really envision myself as one... usually

[bv_princess1]

you live in florida ay?
yeah i do in the boring part. ugh:-0

[cowlord]

Eat six saltine crackers in one minute. Without drinking anything.

[samsara]

Buy a puppy and play with it.

[fake empire]

yeah i do in the boring part. ugh:-0

I'll be kickin it in Orlando tomorrow

[bv_princess1]

awesome i live 2hours from there. =(

[Animalhill]

Awh, that's cute.

My friend's brother is autistic and my favorite memory of him is when he walked into the door at my friend's graduation party and refused to even say hi. He just demanded for someone to find him the nunchucks for the Wii and then went into Natalie's room for the rest of the night. Hahaha.
hahaha that's great.

[intensified]

hahaha that's great.

Yeah, he's so violent though. But, I love the guy.

[Animalhill]

Yeah, he's so violent though. But, I love the guy.
My nephew is too- which is bad because he's going to be fucking GIGANTIC. He was wearing 3 year old clothing when he was 6 months old.

[intensified]

My nephew is too- which is bad because he's going to be fucking GIGANTIC. He was wearing 3 year old clothing when he was 6 months old.

Wow, holy shit. How old is he now?