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omgrawr
06/17/09, 03:24 PM
who would it be? Bill O'Reilly for me lol. o and also there's no legal reprecussions after
anamericangod
06/17/09, 03:25 PM
Noah Fawkes
LaDiablah
06/17/09, 03:25 PM
anamericangod
nah, Drew Berrimore for being such a terrible actress.
Stephanie Meyers. Thank you for making two weeks of my senior year all about girls obsessing over fictional characters. I wanted to shoot myself.
Kill_the_radio
06/17/09, 03:36 PM
it's a tie between Gabe Saporta and George W Bush
edit: it would definitely be Megan Fox
omgrawr
06/17/09, 03:38 PM
I would punch omgrawr.
o rly cuz i would punch ur mom
I'd punch you're blind dog.
omgrawr
06/17/09, 03:39 PM
it's a tie between Gabe Saporta and George W Bush
edit: it would definitely be Megan Fox
if by "punch" you mean "have sex with" then ya i agree!
wuduprod
06/17/09, 03:47 PM
my list is too long to post, but a few prime candidates include:
david spade
sidney crosby
m. night shyamalan
fat mike
hillary clinton
Obligatory BrokeNCYDE punch.
Nerdy91
06/17/09, 03:59 PM
trace cyrus....that "guy" really creeps me out
derekmoyer4
06/17/09, 04:00 PM
larry the cable guy. i hate that fucking douche.
and my second choice would be Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (current Iran president)
and my last choice would be none other than George W. Bush
Simulcast
06/17/09, 04:11 PM
Obama and Ahmadinejad.
derekmoyer4
06/17/09, 04:12 PM
Obama and Ahmadinejad.
good call on ahmadinejad.
newtothis
06/17/09, 04:18 PM
ee cummings for confusing me. Then we'd go to Starbucks and talk about his poems.
Bloodsucker II
06/19/09, 02:58 PM
Charlie Sheen
Alec Baldwin
jeremyc
06/19/09, 02:59 PM
emilio estevez
jwicklun
06/19/09, 03:00 PM
ann coulter, kim Jun
MarsEatWorld
06/19/09, 03:02 PM
brokencyde's mothers 20 years ago ... a huge cunt punch to make them infertile
TheSkyline
06/19/09, 03:05 PM
brokencyde's mothers 20 years ago ... a huge cunt punch to make them infertile
Hahaha this. And Megan Fox. She may be hot, but she's a total bitch.
abbysmith
06/19/09, 03:05 PM
it's a tie between Gabe Saporta and George W Bush
edit: it would definitely be Megan Fox
I can't stand Megan Fox.
vivian_vitality
06/19/09, 03:12 PM
my list is too long to post, but a few prime candidates include:
david spade
sidney crosby
m. night shyamalan
fat mike
hillary clinton
lolz.
billyboatkid
06/19/09, 03:14 PM
I don't know. That's a very tough question.
Prime candidates include Nancy Pelosi, Manny Rameriz, Al Sharpton, and Don Imus.
Kassie09
06/19/09, 03:17 PM
There's a girl that I know, she needs to be punched in the face...as soon as she turns 18, I think I might go for it.
Five-Star
06/19/09, 03:20 PM
Grant from Breathe Electric for cancelling the CT show.
wuduprod
06/19/09, 04:01 PM
Prime candidates include Nancy Pelosi, Manny Rameriz, Al Sharpton, and Don Imus.
i'm in full support of this whole list.
Theseventhson
06/19/09, 04:06 PM
Sean Hannity.
mattmatumbo
06/19/09, 04:40 PM
Billie Joe Armstrong would feel my wrath!
For political figures, whoever led the illegalization of marijuana for sure.
RecklessXRandy
06/19/09, 04:52 PM
You.
WhitestKidUKnow
06/19/09, 05:17 PM
tyler durden.
ArmedROBery
06/19/09, 05:21 PM
Sean Hannity.
I feel like all the Fox pundits (Hannity, O' Reilly, Beck, so on) deserve MANY square punches to the face and balls.
Simultaneously.
SincerelyMe
06/19/09, 05:27 PM
Christofer Ingle
Kozzy333
06/19/09, 06:18 PM
I'd punch you're blind dog.
You would punch "you are a blind dog"
Sorry I spotted this and could not believe nobody called you out on it.
I would punch all of Cute is what we aim for.
Robert Pattinson for being such a douchebag
glassj4w87
06/19/09, 06:30 PM
the catholic church if you could punch the whole religion in the face i would, I'd opt for a drop kick though
glassj4w87
06/19/09, 06:34 PM
billy mays, cavemen/lizard of geico, the king of burger king, the guy who posted one guy one jar on efukt, and any chick, just once.
saysmydoctor
06/19/09, 06:58 PM
anamericangod
nah, Drew Berrimore for being such a terrible actress.
I'd punch you for being incapable of spelling Barrymore.
Also, I'd punch Sean Hannity and Michelle Malkin.
LamarVannoy
06/19/09, 07:21 PM
Spencer Pratt
oncedarkness
06/19/09, 11:37 PM
The racists that beat up those basketball players in the bathroom in that movie Glory Road.
wuduprod
06/19/09, 11:58 PM
You would punch "you are a blind dog"
Sorry I spotted this and could not believe nobody called you out on it.
I would punch all of Cute is what we aim for.
you're from hamilton? this can be arranged. my parents house is in buffalo so i'll meet you at the border. we'll find CIWWAF and gang-beat them. and their parents for buying them a record deal.
AndrewIcex
06/20/09, 12:27 AM
Robert Pattinson for being such a douchebag
This, exactly this.
bstthngunvrhd7
06/20/09, 12:35 AM
This, exactly this.
I wouldn't punch him, (meaning Robert Pattinson) I'd just wish he'd never ever gotten famous. I'll admit to reading the books, but I thought the movie SUCKED royally. I was excited about seeing it at first but didn't get to see it when it was at the show, but rented it from work (thankfully I get free rentals at work, lol) and thought it looked like they slept-walked through the entire movie. I think I'm just sour on the whole thing because every day at work (I work at a library) there are always people who are looking for the books/movie and it gets old fast answering if any of the books in the series are in and I wish that people would read other books besides from that series. Seriously people.
Jake Denning
06/20/09, 12:40 AM
I would punch Jeffree Star while he's on stage, and then having Trace Cyrus watching in the crowd, so when I punch a hole in the side of J-Star's head, he falls on Trace.
AndrewIcex
06/20/09, 12:40 AM
I wouldn't punch him, (meaning Robert Pattinson) I'd just wish he'd never ever gotten famous. I'll admit to reading the books, but I thought the movie SUCKED royally. I was excited about seeing it at first but didn't get to see it when it was at the show, but rented it from work (thankfully I get free rentals at work, lol) and thought it looked like they slept-walked through the entire movie. I think I'm just sour on the whole thing because every day at work (I work at a library) there are always people who are looking for the books/movie and it gets old fast answering if any of the books in the series are in and I wish that people would read other books besides from that series. Seriously people.
I would be okay with dropkicking him after I punched him. Did not read the books... cause he is not apart of the books, just the terrible terrible excuse for a movie.
bstthngunvrhd7
06/20/09, 12:46 AM
I would be okay with dropkicking him after I punched him. Did not read the books... cause he is not apart of the books, just the terrible terrible excuse for a movie.
I read the books because a friend of mine is obsessed x infinty +1 with all things 'Twlight' and because people at work said I should give it a try. They are ok..the quality lacks most of the books because either they just go waaay into detail and could have summed things up in lesser words and/or she (Stephenie Meyer) was pressured to put out a product and quick.
AndrewIcex
06/20/09, 12:50 AM
I read the books because a friend of mine is obsessed x infinty +1 with all things 'Twlight' and because people at work said I should give it a try. They are ok..the quality lacks most of the books because either they just go waaay into detail and could have summed things up in lesser words and/or she (Stephenie Meyer) was pressured to put out a product and quick.
I really have no desire to read them... I mean their audience was mainly geared towards females.. so yeah.
bstthngunvrhd7
06/20/09, 01:00 AM
I really have no desire to read them... I mean their audience was mainly geared towards females.. so yeah.
Yeah, agreed. And I think middle school girls at that, but it seems to be across the board agewise recently.
Though there are a few guys that come in that are interested in them so Idk...the whole RP thing is lost on me. Then again, most people that are made a HUGE fuss over, I don't see the point. Prime example, Brad Pitt. Sure, his humanitarian deeds are admirable, but beyond that, I could care less.
Johnny Depp though is someone that is made a huge fuss over and I adore him, lol. And not just because he's one of the finest things to ever grace this planet and it seems like there is NOTHING that man cannot do, but because he seems like a genuinely nice, decent person. And I got to see him twice in one day when he was in Crown Point, Ind. filming 'Public Enemies' last year. I didn't get to see him up close up close, but I could see him smile and it was great :)
kaduck2007
06/20/09, 01:09 AM
Dakota Fanning. Ever since War of the Worlds I have wanted to seriously hurt that girl.
AndrewIcex
06/20/09, 01:11 AM
Yeah, agreed. And I think middle school girls at that, but it seems to be across the board agewise recently.
Though there are a few guys that come in that are interested in them so Idk...the whole RP thing is lost on me. Then again, most people that are made a HUGE fuss over, I don't see the point. Prime example, Brad Pitt. Sure, his humanitarian deeds are admirable, but beyond that, I could care less.
Johnny Depp though is someone that is made a huge fuss over and I adore him, lol. And not just because he's one of the finest things to ever grace this planet and it seems like there is NOTHING that man cannot do, but because he seems like a genuinely nice, decent person. And I got to see him twice in one day when he was in Crown Point, Ind. filming 'Public Enemies' last year. I didn't get to see him up close up close, but I could see him smile and it was great :)
Haha sweet! I never really got into the whole celebrity interest thing... that just isn't for me... I am more interested in bands and what they can do, celebrities are just people who need a little extra time in the limelight, they have 15 minutes of fame just about everyday... but on a very surfaced level, music to me is deeper than most celebrities, at least that is how I have always seen it.
Well I gots to head to bed, talk to ya later!
Goodnight.
bstthngunvrhd7
06/20/09, 01:14 AM
Haha sweet! I never really got into the whole celebrity interest thing... that just isn't for me... I am more interested in bands and what they can do, celebrities are just people who need a little extra time in the limelight, they have 15 minutes of fame just about everyday... but on a very surfaced level, music to me is deeper than most celebrities, at least that is how I have always seen it.
Well I gots to head to bed, talk to ya later!
Goodnight.
Agreed. There are a few celebs that I care about/for, otherwise music is pretty much it and most of the people I like musicwise no one has heard of so I don't get to talk about it much lol.
I'm going to bed shortly too, gotta be to work in 5 hours and 30 odd minutes hehe.
Nite :)
quarterhorse101
06/20/09, 01:29 AM
Dakota Fanning. Ever since War of the Worlds I have wanted to seriously hurt that girl.
yes
prkchpsndwchs
06/20/09, 01:46 AM
Noah Fawkes
THIS.
LaDiablah
06/20/09, 04:02 AM
I'd punch you for being incapable of spelling Barrymore.
Also, I'd punch Sean Hannity and Michelle Malkin.
you, for always being so mean to me:-(
fightinirish217
06/20/09, 06:24 AM
Nancy Pelosi no doubt.
fightinirish217
06/20/09, 06:26 AM
Prime candidates include Nancy Pelosi, Manny Rameriz, Al Sharpton, and Don Imus.
Wow, quality four candidates right there.
paper halo
06/20/09, 07:05 AM
Tony Blair, Nick Griffin, Katie Price.
EliteCombine
06/20/09, 07:22 AM
Myself, god I'm such an asshole.
Derka Derka
06/20/09, 07:31 AM
ummmmmmmmm
i'm gonna have to go with anyone o the orlando magic
just cause they beat the cavs in the playoffs
even if they cavs were playing crappy, i still want to hit one of them
caress me down
06/20/09, 03:04 PM
George Bush
obviously
SonEric84
06/20/09, 03:07 PM
I don't think I could choose just one.
MarsEatWorld
06/20/09, 03:10 PM
I don't think I could choose just one.
I'll pick one for you
SonEric84
06/20/09, 03:11 PM
I'll pick one for you
Are you hinting at something?
MarsEatWorld
06/20/09, 03:12 PM
Are you hinting at something?
Not really.. Have you ever been to France?
SonEric84
06/20/09, 03:14 PM
Not really.. Have you ever been to France?
I've got your pastry.
MarsEatWorld
06/20/09, 03:15 PM
I've got your pastry.
Yesss.
montreal.user
06/21/09, 08:45 PM
all bands members from brokencyde and MILLIONAIRES
viagratriangle
06/21/09, 08:50 PM
Lil Wayne. can't stand the bastard
optimusrob
06/21/09, 08:54 PM
dane cook
thesafeword
06/21/09, 09:13 PM
Sidney Crosby because he wouldn't fight back, then again, I don't know if I want my fist touching his pubic beard-thing.
makeshiftmind
06/21/09, 09:29 PM
Sidney Crosby because he wouldn't fight back, then again, I don't know if I want my fist touching his pubic beard-thing.
hahaha this. I can't stand him
thesafeword
06/21/09, 09:32 PM
hahaha this. I can't stand him
The way that the Capitals beat themselves in that Game 7 made me so sick. They just gave up and I had to watch those Penguin fuckers win. Next year it will be different.
makeshiftmind
06/21/09, 09:35 PM
The way that the Capitals beat themselves in that Game 7 made me so sick. They just gave up and I had to watch those Penguin fuckers win. Next year it will be different.
It makes me so mad, now Crosby fans will say he is better then Ovechkin because he has a 'Cup ring'. That game seven was so brutal though.
thesafeword
06/21/09, 09:39 PM
It makes me so mad, now Crosby fans will say he is better then Ovechkin because he has a 'Cup ring'. That game seven was so brutal though.
The whole Crosby/Ovechkin argument is stupid. Ovechkin is tougher and better at creating than Crosby. Just look at the Penguins in Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals, they played just fine without him while he was hurt.
makeshiftmind
06/21/09, 09:45 PM
The whole Crosby/Ovechkin argument is stupid. Ovechkin is tougher and better at creating than Crosby. Just look at the Penguins in Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals, they played just fine without him while he was hurt.
Totally agree, Ovechkin carries his team and while he is surrounded by a decent supporting cast, his presence is the difference between his team being a top ranked team to a mid-level team struggling to make the playoffs(in my opinion). Whereas Crosby has Malkin and a bunch of other players to play with. Plus Crobsy is a bitch, and Ovechkin gives a better interview
thesafeword
06/21/09, 09:46 PM
I do love Mike Green though, I am contemplaiting getting his faux-hawk. I think that it would be hilarious.
makeshiftmind
06/21/09, 09:51 PM
haha you should go for it, that would be awesome
thesafeword
06/21/09, 09:52 PM
Yeah, during the playoffs this year it looked so bad ass.
AlternaPrincess
06/21/09, 10:00 PM
Robert Pattinson for being such a douchebag
Oooh, this! Maybe it would make his face look less hideous...Probably not.
starlessskies.
06/22/09, 08:49 PM
JOE BUCK
sidney crosby
george w bush
Christofer Ingle
joe jonas
tom cruise
dr phil
trace cyrus
spencer pratt
flks511
06/22/09, 08:54 PM
Carlos Mencia
Five-Star
06/22/09, 08:54 PM
yea he sucks.
makeshiftmind
06/22/09, 08:57 PM
JOE BUCK
sidney crosby
george w bush
Christofer Ingle
joe jonas
tom cruise
dr phil
trace cyrus
spencer pratt
haha I like this list:thumbup:
Indoor Living
06/22/09, 08:57 PM
Chris Cooper, Uma Thurman, and Mischa Barton. All at once.
cauterize_this
06/22/09, 09:05 PM
The creators of MTV.
And quite possibly JK Rowling.. I swear I'm the only person out there who hates Harry Potter.
Ohhh and Stephanie Meyer.. Way to ruin literature forever.
Derka Derka
06/22/09, 09:06 PM
JOE BUCK
sidney crosby
george w bush
Christofer Ingle
joe jonas
tom cruise
dr phil
trace cyrus
spencer pratt
good list
i approve
samsara
06/22/09, 09:10 PM
Rob Pattinson/Kristen Stewart
limepomegranate
06/23/09, 04:49 AM
my brother for being an asshole and most recently taking my cat's bed and burning it just to upset me.
SonEric84
06/23/09, 06:06 AM
The creators of MTV.
And quite possibly JK Rowling.. I swear I'm the only person out there who hates Harry Potter.
Ohhh and Stephanie Meyer.. Way to ruin literature forever.
I don't like it either.
Probably that fucking guy with the beard that sells Oxyclean.
MarsEatWorld
06/23/09, 07:57 AM
The creators of MTV.
And quite possibly JK Rowling.. I swear I'm the only person out there who hates Harry Potter.
Ohhh and Stephanie Meyer.. Way to ruin literature forever.
I hate hp
Charles777
06/23/09, 08:43 AM
The cast of Mad TV.
AndrewIcex
06/23/09, 08:52 AM
Some of the dumbasses that steal from Macy's, how can they be so fucking dumb?
omgrawr
06/23/09, 08:59 AM
Lil Wayne. can't stand the bastard
this
AlexEnglish
06/23/09, 11:58 AM
mike tyson. just to say i did
MarsEatWorld
06/23/09, 12:49 PM
johnny damon
Charles777
06/23/09, 01:10 PM
Rush Limbaugh. Or however you spell his name.
Derka Derka
06/23/09, 01:34 PM
this kid
people like him annoy me (although the video is amusing to watch)
TTwgNhX4BSo
Animalhill
06/23/09, 02:01 PM
Hugh Grant. Hands down, Hugh Grant. Really, really fucking hard.
Charles777
06/23/09, 02:06 PM
http://arkansassongbird.files.wordpress.co m/2007/07/matthew_mcconaughey1_300_40redshirt .jpg
dizzleforizzle
06/23/09, 02:23 PM
everyone who works at TMZ, while they're filming the show
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag
John Calipari
all of Escape the Fate
And, of course, the douche who stole from my bank account
4N6 science
06/23/09, 02:26 PM
Probably that fucking guy with the beard that sells Oxyclean.
Billy Mays.
I would like to punch Perez Hilton in the face....oh wait someone beat me to the.....punch.
argg_xo
06/23/09, 02:43 PM
Billy Mays.
I would like to punch Perez Hilton in the face....oh wait someone beat me to the.....punch.
ZZZZIIIINNGG!
x
4N6 science
06/23/09, 02:45 PM
ZZZZIIIINNGG!
x
Thanks!
argg_xo
06/23/09, 02:47 PM
Thanks!
You're welcome!
4N6 science
06/23/09, 02:50 PM
You're welcome!
I'm glad someone liked my joke.
xcandynecklacex
06/23/09, 02:52 PM
my scheduling manager.
or my boyfriend.
or miley cyrus.
Skillen
06/23/09, 03:04 PM
Hayley Williams just for any physical contact
Takk...Ros
06/23/09, 03:08 PM
The creators of MTV.
And quite possibly JK Rowling.. I swear I'm the only person out there who hates Harry Potter.
Ohhh and Stephanie Meyer.. Way to ruin literature forever.
Not a fan of Harry Potter, but at least JK Rowling is a decent writer where as Stephanie Meyer... not so much.
Anyway I agree with Billy Mays. Why the fuck is he always shouting at me?
argg_xo
06/23/09, 03:13 PM
I'm glad someone liked my joke.
it was good.
4N6 science
06/23/09, 03:13 PM
it was good.
thanks for once I was actually clever.
argg_xo
06/23/09, 03:16 PM
thanks for once I was actually clever.
yeah you were!
and i didn't want to punch you in the face either!
4N6 science
06/23/09, 03:17 PM
yeah you were!
and i didn't want to punch you in the face either!
yes...that was my ultimate goal.
argg_xo
06/23/09, 03:20 PM
yes...that was my ultimate goal.
well, it was achieved!
if i could punch anyone in the face, i would punch vin desiel in the face.
Hayley Williams just for any physical contact
haha i laughed. i don't think i could even just for physical contact XD
i would punch my sister for sleeping in my room with her bf. i was in her room waiting for her to get out but they obviously stayed in there to fuck. i fucken hate her now. no respect for me or my room. i built he new double bed by myself so she could sleep good and thats what i get?! she's so fucking careless. i just wanna rant about how much i hate her right now but it's not good so i'll stop.
Charles777
06/23/09, 04:55 PM
Not a fan of Harry Potter, but at least JK Rowling is a decent writer where as Stephanie Meyer... not so much.
Anyway I agree with Billy Mays. Why the fuck is he always shouting at me?
BECAUSE HE WANTS YOUR ATTENTION
x
cauterize_this
06/23/09, 07:36 PM
Not a fan of Harry Potter, but at least JK Rowling is a decent writer where as Stephanie Meyer... not so much.
Anyway I agree with Billy Mays. Why the fuck is he always shouting at me?
Agreed, she is a good writer. But, it's wayyyy too sensationalized, and I remember my whole school being obsessed with it. And now it's with Twilight.. It never ends.
Teenagers should not be allowed to read books... end of story.
Charles777
06/23/09, 07:41 PM
I think the only reason Twilight is popular is because Meyer romanticized something that's usually dark and scary (vampires). If that makes any sense.
Manicapathy
06/23/09, 07:42 PM
Agreed, she is a good writer. But, it's wayyyy too sensationalized, and I remember my whole school being obsessed with it. And now it's with Twilight.. It never ends.
Teenagers should not be allowed to read books... end of story.
No! we should be allowed to read books! If not, we all end up getting into the old ultraviolence with the fellow droogies, O my brothers.
HOORAY LITERATURE THAT DOESN'T SUCK!
argg_xo
06/23/09, 08:11 PM
i want to punch fergie and trace cyrus in the face. and my sister also.
cauterize_this
06/23/09, 08:26 PM
No! we should be allowed to read books! If not, we all end up getting into the old ultraviolence with the fellow droogies, O my brothers.
HOORAY LITERATURE THAT DOESN'T SUCK!
OK, well how about educational books and classics? Like.. The Catcher in the Rye and Gulliver's Travels? (My two personal Favs..)
MarsEatWorld
06/23/09, 08:30 PM
OK, well how about educational books and classics? Like.. The Catcher in the Rye and Gulliver's Travels? (My two personal Favs..)
To kill a mockingbird and the things they carried!
ohheroine
06/23/09, 08:33 PM
i wanna punch mariah carey. there are no words to describe my hatred.
StacyAnberlin
06/23/09, 08:59 PM
Brad Pitt. I hope he'll start laughing like a madman.
ohheroine
06/23/09, 09:50 PM
im about ready to punch my boyfriend.
I want to punch Jon and Kate and the person who decided to put that piece of shit show on the air.
AndrewIcex
06/23/09, 10:17 PM
People who steal from Macy's, dumbasses... not cause you steal, but because 15 year old girls can be so fucking dumb.
bv_princess1
06/23/09, 10:25 PM
I would punch tinker bell.... just for fun lol ;-)
thesafeword
06/23/09, 10:27 PM
Brad Pitt. I hope he'll start laughing like a madman.
Kinky.
I would punch tinker bell.... just for fun lol ;-)
ya lol that wud be hilarious :)
angela__
06/23/09, 10:35 PM
Robert Pattinson for being such a douchebag
this
Glenn Beck. Make him cry for real.
im about ready to punch my boyfriend.
do it!
i'd punch dan brown, b/c i had to wait so freaking long for his new book to finish. although i love his books.
LaDiabla
06/24/09, 04:27 AM
UPS, Fedex, Hermes and DHL people who HAVE to deliver fucking parcels at 10am. I am asleep then. fuck you.
They need to be punched. They could just deliver the fucking parcels at 3pm, would that be so hard?.
UPS, Fedex, Hermes and DHL people who HAVE to deliver fucking parcels at 10am. I am asleep then. fuck you.
They need to be punched. They could just deliver the fucking parcels at 3pm, would that be so hard?.
you order too much junk, sweetie ;)
LaDiabla
06/24/09, 05:43 AM
you order too much junk, sweetie ;)
yeah, but i find it to embarrassing to go into a sex shop...
Jake Denning
06/24/09, 05:52 AM
yeah, but i find it to embarrassing to go into a sex shop...
haha, what the heck are you buying?
LaDiabla
06/24/09, 05:55 AM
haha, what the heck are you buying?
anal beads, double sided dildos, strap on dildos you know normal stuff.
Jake Denning
06/24/09, 06:24 AM
anal beads, double sided dildos, strap on dildos you know normal stuff.
you are hella kinky.
MarsEatWorld
06/24/09, 07:50 AM
UPS, Fedex, Hermes and DHL people who HAVE to deliver fucking parcels at 10am. I am asleep then. fuck you.
They need to be punched. They could just deliver the fucking parcels at 3pm, would that be so hard?.
Do they leave a note at your door if they came by and you weren't home?
I've been awake sine 9:50ish waiting for my Fedex order to come in. Still nothingg
LaDiabla
06/24/09, 07:58 AM
Do they leave a note at your door if they came by and you weren't home?
I've been awake sine 9:50ish waiting for my Fedex order to come in. Still nothingg
yeah they do, but then I have to go to whatever post office they left it at and thats an even bigger bother..
MarsEatWorld
06/24/09, 08:00 AM
yeah they do, but then I have to go to whatever post office they left it at and thats an even bigger bother..
Yeah, well, I'm safe in that case because there is nothing at my door :celebrate:
LaDiabla
06/24/09, 08:30 AM
Yeah, well, I'm safe in that case because there is nothing at my door :celebrate:
what are you expecting if you dont mind me asking?
and from my experiences in usa fedex delivers until 3.30pm so i guess if you havent got it yet chances are its still going to come :shrug:
MarsEatWorld
06/24/09, 08:31 AM
what are you expecting if you dont mind me asking?
and from my experiences in usa fedex delivers until 3.30pm so i guess if you havent got it yet chances are its still going to come :shrug:
I just got it :D
It's my macbook pro!
LaDiabla
06/24/09, 08:34 AM
I just got it :D
It's my macbook pro!
zomg! welcome to the mac club..enjoy :D
my gf's ex, San Antonio Spurs, Fox News, Dick Cheney
MarsEatWorld
06/24/09, 08:42 AM
zomg! welcome to the mac club..enjoy :D
Thanks! This is my first AP.net post from the mac :celebrate:
Owning a mac is like being involved in a social movement!!!!!!!!
LaDiabla
06/24/09, 08:48 AM
Thanks! This is my first AP.net post from the mac :celebrate:
:party:
Owning a mac is like being involved in a social movement!!!!!!!!
it also gives you a bigger penis.
:party:
it also gives you a bigger penis.
so it compensates?!
LaDiabla
06/24/09, 08:51 AM
so it compensates?!
anything overpriced compensates....why else would I own a mac?
MarsEatWorld
06/24/09, 09:33 AM
:party:
it also gives you a bigger penis.
Woohoo. AP is apparently my favorite site according to Safari. Lol
AndrewIcex
06/24/09, 12:03 PM
Woohoo. AP is apparently my favorite site according to Safari. Lol
Haha you and your mac.
Takk...Ros
06/24/09, 12:29 PM
Agreed, she is a good writer. But, it's wayyyy too sensationalized, and I remember my whole school being obsessed with it. And now it's with Twilight.. It never ends.
Teenagers should not be allowed to read books... end of story.
Oh I agree, they definetly are over hyped. Especially with Twilight. I read them way after everyone else so when kids were talking about the tangled love lives of Edward, Bella, and Jacob I was completely lost. They talked so intensely about them I thought they were discussing real people. When I found out they were fictional freaking characters I just laughed at them.
Teenagers who can seperate between fact and fiction are the only ones who should be allowed. Crazy teenage girls with low self esteem should not.
ohheroine
06/24/09, 01:40 PM
I want to punch Jon and Kate and the person who decided to put that piece of shit show on the air.
yes!! never in my life have i ever thought that watching that show would be a good idea or in the least bit entertaining.
Five-Star
06/24/09, 01:41 PM
Michael Bay for making transformers 2 so long.
AndrewIcex
06/24/09, 02:50 PM
Michael Bay for making transformers 2 so long.
Is it long?
Five-Star
06/24/09, 02:52 PM
Is it long?
Dude, its way too long. It actualy got to the point I was hoping it would be over. It was a great movie dont get me wrong, just way too long. Lot of dragged out parts.
AndrewIcex
06/24/09, 02:54 PM
Dude, its way too long. It actualy got to the point I was hoping it would be over. It was a great movie dont get me wrong, just way too long. Lot of dragged out parts.
Hmmm I am anxious to see it honestly, I hope I enjoy it.
Five-Star
06/24/09, 02:56 PM
Hmmm I am anxious to see it honestly, I hope I enjoy it.
Your def going to enjoy it. Its just going to ge boring at some parts. You will like it though. Great fight scenes.
AndrewIcex
06/24/09, 02:57 PM
Your def going to enjoy it. Its just going to ge boring at some parts. You will like it though. Great fight scenes.
Yeah, I am definitely looking forward to the epic battles hah.
Five-Star
06/24/09, 02:59 PM
Yeah, I am definitely looking forward to the epic battles hah.
Yea I got a call out of no where saying get dressed we're going to see transformers. I'm like huh, their like the midnight screening, I'm like oooo. It was so packed these kids didnt have tickets so my friend gave them the extra we had.
AndrewIcex
06/24/09, 03:01 PM
Yea I got a call out of no where saying get dressed we're going to see transformers. I'm like huh, their like the midnight screening, I'm like oooo. It was so packed these kids didnt have tickets so my friend gave them the extra we had.
I will probably see it this weekend around all the band stuff that is going on.
stayforawhile
06/24/09, 03:04 PM
I want to punch Jon and Kate and the person who decided to put that piece of shit show on the air.
Oh my god, I would absolutely love that as well. I hate that show with a burning passion.
Dempsey
06/25/09, 01:31 AM
Tokio hotel lead singer.
I'd punch all of those guys you mentioned, if I could.
omgrawr
06/25/09, 10:39 AM
UPS, Fedex, Hermes and DHL people who HAVE to deliver fucking parcels at 10am. I am asleep then. fuck you.
They need to be punched. They could just deliver the fucking parcels at 3pm, would that be so hard?.
is it sad that the word "parcel" automatically makes me think of pokemon?
LaDiabla
06/25/09, 10:49 AM
is it sad that the word "parcel" automatically makes me think of pokemon?
yes.
Poe-tryGirl
06/25/09, 01:10 PM
Nicholas Cage
takemyhand
06/25/09, 01:59 PM
I don't think I'd want punch famous people or anything, I haven't met any that made me feel like punching them.
But, I'd love to punch a couple girls I know, to bad I'm all scrawny an they'd just pummel me after I attempted to punch them :|
xxmannequin
06/25/09, 05:45 PM
Tyra Banks... something about her annoys me to no end.
Charles777
06/25/09, 06:10 PM
Perez Hilton.
Jennifer Scott
06/25/09, 06:51 PM
Miley Cyrus. hard
argg_xo
06/25/09, 06:57 PM
my sister
I take back the one about your dog, RIP salty! :(
anthonydarko
06/25/09, 08:17 PM
Gloria Allred for being the world's biggest bitch lawyer.
whataclush
06/25/09, 09:30 PM
Chad Kroeger
misssixx
06/26/09, 09:57 PM
Christofer Ingle
why would you want to punch him?
he's not bad
M-(
optimusrob
06/26/09, 09:59 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/manchester/content/images/2007/11/14/131107_jeffree_star_02_450x350.jpg
raukura
06/26/09, 10:01 PM
Perez Hilton.
this
lonelysuperstar
06/26/09, 10:18 PM
Most people won't know who this is, but:
George Gregan.
zion the lion
06/26/09, 11:04 PM
That one kid. He pisses me off like no other.
And jesus for inventing people who reproduce, because their little shit bag children really shouldnt be let out of the closet...ever.
thespearkid
06/26/09, 11:07 PM
I was just teleported here from general. What seems to be the trouble?
mybreakingpoint
06/26/09, 11:08 PM
Myself.
zion the lion
06/26/09, 11:08 PM
I was just teleported here from general. What seems to be the trouble?
ooh like Star Trek but for the internet?
BlueFlame
06/26/09, 11:10 PM
Fred.
thespearkid
06/26/09, 11:12 PM
ooh like Star Trek but for the internet?
Certainly felt that way.
zion the lion
06/26/09, 11:14 PM
Certainly felt that way.
Since you have the power of teleportation, please take the diy skateboard ramp away from the kid outside...its loud, its messing up the apartment thing I live in, and its freaking out my bunny.
thespearkid
06/26/09, 11:18 PM
Since you have the power of teleportation, please take the diy skateboard ramp away from the kid outside...its loud, its messing up the apartment thing I live in, and its freaking out my bunny.
This is the most random post ever.
My powers of teleportation are limited to things I'm linked to. Link me to the kid and I'll see what I can do.
zion the lion
06/26/09, 11:22 PM
This is the most random post ever.
My powers of teleportation are limited to things I'm linked to. Link me to the kid and I'll see what I can do.
Again, I dont get why this was linked to there. Even I dont crave the high school shit as much as they do. If only I could link you to a three dimensional space.
thespearkid
06/26/09, 11:26 PM
Again, I dont get why this was linked to there. Even I dont crave the high school shit as much as they do. If only I could link you to a three dimensional space.
There's really no point in carrying on over in general. :shrug: But if you want to, feel free to haha. It's been a boring day on AP.
zion the lion
06/26/09, 11:28 PM
There's really no point in carrying on over in general. :shrug: But if you want to, feel free to haha. It's been a boring day on AP.
I'm fucking around over there, basically trolling, its funny to see people take me seriously (I've gotten pretty good at it if you ask me). But yeah I might leave now that they've brought up some really horrible memories. Ehh well, it gives me time to work on my astrophysics shit.
I'm fucking around over there, basically trolling, its funny to see people take me seriously (I've gotten pretty good at it if you ask me). But yeah I might leave now that they've brought up some really horrible memories. Ehh well, it gives me time to work on my astrophysics shit.
yeah, you're getting more and more arrogant, i approve. actually, you're doing it THAT much so I can't tell anymore if it really is just fucking around or you simply are that way.
AndrewIcex
06/27/09, 02:06 AM
Lexington cops.. yeah, would even dropkick them if I had the opportunity.
zion the lion
06/27/09, 06:11 AM
yeah, you're getting more and more arrogant, i approve. actually, you're doing it THAT much so I can't tell anymore if it really is just fucking around or you simply are that way.
haha yeah I kind of realized I was fucking around a little bit too much, but some people on here are so far each others ass that its fun to insult their intelligence in that way. People like them are the reason I couldnt even attempt to stay in school, it makes me sad to realize the mob mentality school drama bullshit doesnt wear off by the time people like that hit college though. But really, what comes around goes around and I did get a little taste of my own bitchy medicine tonight, so I guess I'll cut down on my fucking around.
and no I'm not completely like that. I do joke around a lot, but when I'm serious, I'm not like that.
haha yeah I kind of realized I was fucking around a little bit too much, but some people on here are so far each others ass that its fun to insult their intelligence in that way. People like them are the reason I couldnt even attempt to stay in school, it makes me sad to realize the mob mentality school drama bullshit doesnt wear off by the time people like that hit college though. But really, what comes around goes around and I did get a little taste of my own bitchy medicine tonight, so I guess I'll cut down on my fucking around.
and no I'm not completely like that. I do joke around a lot, but when I'm serious, I'm not like that.
hahaha, it's cool.
patentpending
06/27/09, 07:11 AM
Myself for listening to Put A Ring On It five times in a row. I don't even like Beyonce.
paper halo
06/27/09, 07:28 AM
Lady Gaga.
I'd cuntpunch Lady GaGa, with my cock.
Seriously, my old high school Ethics/Religion teacher.
trappedintime
06/27/09, 09:18 AM
The Korean dude trying to blow up the whole freakin' world.
optimusrob
06/27/09, 09:30 AM
also every member of brokencyde and the millionairs
TEAMRAMROD
06/27/09, 10:01 AM
William Shatner.
Charles777
06/27/09, 12:24 PM
From First To Last
peder458
06/27/09, 12:35 PM
I dunno if I would do it myself... but if someone wanted to do it for me; Dick Cheney
zion the lion
06/27/09, 06:37 PM
Again, the kid. I hate him, I hate him, I hate him. Someone really just needs to take that damn skateboard away from him and show him where the freakin skate park is. Any normal person would have realized a long time ago, that when someone else takes away their home made skate board ramp to the dumpster, its time to give up the dream.
xBethany
06/27/09, 06:37 PM
Christianu2uber.
Good thing he got of youtube.
Little cunt.
and I know you people don't really know me but I never act like a hater towards anybody. He freaking deserves it.
God, whoever let him near a webcam, I want to punch them too. >.<
zac_montucky
06/27/09, 06:46 PM
Myself.
This guy. Not cause I have anything against him or his band, but more because he might strain his shoulder taking swings at himself. I've got a homey's back
Plus I've been inspired to give something a good right hook since seeing the hangover a third time.
zac_montucky
06/27/09, 06:47 PM
William Shatner.
Dude, he's captain Kirk!
If you hit him, he'll fuck every woman you ever love!
Christianu2uber.
Good thing he got of youtube.
Little cunt.
and I know you people don't really know me but I never act like a hater towards anybody. He freaking deserves it.
God, whoever let him near a webcam, I want to punch them too. >.<
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahah youtube drama
shimmyshakes
06/27/09, 09:10 PM
Jessica Biel.
fadedmemories
06/27/09, 09:35 PM
The dudes in the Twilight movie.
thesafeword
06/27/09, 10:29 PM
Christianu2uber.
Good thing he got of youtube.
Little cunt.
and I know you people don't really know me but I never act like a hater towards anybody. He freaking deserves it.
God, whoever let him near a webcam, I want to punch them too. >.<
Oh snap.
Machu505
06/27/09, 10:35 PM
Glenn Beck easily.
the catholic church if you could punch the whole religion in the face i would, I'd opt for a drop kick though
:thumbdwn:
limepomegranate
06/27/09, 11:02 PM
Jessica Biel.
jessica biel?
GoWaitInTheCar
06/27/09, 11:06 PM
Anyone who overreacts to stupid bands.
TEAMRAMROD
06/28/09, 12:19 AM
Dude, he's captain Kirk!
If you hit him, he'll fuck every woman you ever love!
I'll take my chances.
zion the lion
06/28/09, 12:25 AM
anger management?
AndrewIcex
06/28/09, 12:30 AM
The lady that cut me off today while driving.
Jake Denning
06/28/09, 02:15 AM
Kevin Lyman.
zion the lion
06/28/09, 02:36 AM
Who ever stole my fucking Seroquel. I go to take some and all I find is a bunch of boxes of empty pill things. I would be flashing white with rage by now if it werent for my man Stevie Wonder with his Sir Duke and I Wish...he's the love of my music life.
4N6 science
06/28/09, 09:31 AM
Not Billy Mays he's dead.
.invisible ink.
06/28/09, 09:53 AM
Not Billy Mays he's dead.
holy crap, i didn't believe you so i googled it. wow. http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/28/billy-mays-is-dead/
i guess we won't have to listen to his shouting about the powers of OxiClean any longer.
4N6 science
06/28/09, 09:59 AM
holy crap, i didn't believe you so i googled it. wow. http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/28/billy-mays-is-dead/
i guess we won't have to listen to his shouting about the powers of OxiClean any longer.
this would be true. We've lost a great Icon!!!
xBethany
06/28/09, 11:20 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahah youtube drama
Eh. Just ranting.
omgrawr
06/28/09, 11:20 AM
i think i care more about billy mays dying than i do michael jackson. he was actually a pretty good guy
holy crap, i didn't believe you so i googled it. wow. http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/28/billy-mays-is-dead/
i guess we won't have to listen to his shouting about the powers of OxiClean any longer.
I think it's really fucking weird that out of all the people I could have said I would punch in the face, I picked him. And now he's dead.
That's very, very strange. X-)
Shroomkilla
06/28/09, 05:04 PM
everyone in brokencyde
Ashhhh!
06/28/09, 05:28 PM
Some of the utter arseholes, and squeaky annoying midgets, in my school who don't know what any fucking stereotype is.
t_ashley
06/29/09, 12:48 PM
Oprah, would be numbero uno... after that, celebs at random.
The Pharmacist
06/29/09, 02:37 PM
I think it's really fucking weird that out of all the people I could have said I would punch in the face, I picked him. And now he's dead.
That's very, very strange. X-)
YOU KILLED BILLY!
Cameron Diaz. After every one of her idiotic fits of laughter.
breaking news!
07/07/09, 10:18 PM
Lil Wayne. can't stand the bastard
dane cook
Carlos Mencia
These. All are incredibly obnoxious. Lil Wayne lacks talent, and Dane Cook/ Carlos Mencia are unfunny--to a point where what they're saying is just ridiculous. Whatever, most people like Cook but I just can't stand him. I bet he fights like a pansy.
optimusrob
07/08/09, 01:25 PM
I think it's really fucking weird that out of all the people I could have said I would punch in the face, I picked him. And now he's dead.
That's very, very strange. X-)
VOODOO!! but seriously some kid in my art class did a portrait of Billy Mays and some girl hated the kid so she destroyed it and like a week after he died. I think it was voodoo
Birdflu777
07/08/09, 02:26 PM
Obligatory BrokeNCYDE punch.
thank you, sir. That and Jerry Only of the Misfits, he's killing them.
Simulcast
07/08/09, 02:29 PM
Greenpeace collectively.
http://tinyurl.com/m26r8w
gnarly sky
07/08/09, 02:33 PM
Probably Judy McGrath.
Charles777
07/08/09, 02:34 PM
That dick from Escape The Fate.
zion the lion
07/08/09, 02:37 PM
those damn kids.
who in their right mind takes a giant detour sign and then leaves it on someone elses porch, and then rebuild a fucking "skateboard ramp" when someone else told him to take it down (and gave a reason for why it needed to go). and theyre slobs! i'm tired of their trash under my porch and them trying to run over the tree's. I would fucking throw them off a waterfall if they were my kids, because theyre all stupid pieces of shit.
itstheLaserRain
07/08/09, 07:23 PM
That dick from Escape The Fate.
LOL.
i just finished reading that thread. he's a fucking tool.
but no, i'd punch someone who would get sexually excited from it.
._.
anamericangod
07/08/09, 07:37 PM
ArtfullyAborted and thespearkid
Charles777
07/08/09, 07:37 PM
LOL.
i just finished reading that thread. he's a fucking tool.
but no, i'd punch someone who would get sexually excited from it.
._.
You mean 13 year old scene girls?
intensified
07/08/09, 07:39 PM
Dakota Fanning. Ever since War of the Worlds I have wanted to seriously hurt that girl.
:highfive:
there's too many to name. fuck.
thatsamazing
07/08/09, 08:02 PM
Everyone on this site.
xxmannequin
07/08/09, 08:17 PM
Everyone on this site.
:-|
The Millionaires.
itstheLaserRain
07/08/09, 08:21 PM
You mean 13 year old scene girls?
i couldn't possibly mean anyone else. :/
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