Terrible lyrics

[Bruised26]

my friend wrote these in an attempt to be serious (he was sober...) . I found them hilarious, maybe you will too.

The sun is shining, the sky is bright blue!
the clouds are missing just like I'm missing you
The words are skipping through the air..
as I write them I know you wont be there

If I could trust my feelings, I would
And I could do so much better for your body
If i could write these words down here i would
and I could do so much better for you

The moon is glowing, the stars are out tonight
Times dances slowly as I wait for your little sight
My life involves around you now, girl
I love you and your personality

[Mike Smith]

Best song ever written. Period.

[apsterling]

My life involves around you. Priceless. Nothing beats the song with the dog, though.

[jbertclassic]

Best song ever written. Period.

x2

[Urglegrew]

Owwww! MARIO!
And Young WeezyBaby!
So u kno that only means 1 thang
This the remix baby!

[Lil Wayne:]
So I met this shawty the otha day
I got her numba called her up like what u doin
She say nuuin
I say what's good?
She say not much
I say guess what
She say wassup
I say I think we should hook up
She say uhhh...
I say what?
She say but...
I say but... ?
Why u stuck?
She say ****
I say who?
She say not you
I say then who
She say you know
I know what?
You know who
I say I do?
She say you do
I say I do but I really don't because it's you that I really want
And we can do what you really want


k sence is not made anywhere, plz understand me, listen to the song and tell me they all dont have speech impediments

[Bloodsucker II]

Owwww! MARIO!
And Young WeezyBaby!
So u kno that only means 1 thang
This the remix baby!

[Lil Wayne:]
So I met this shawty the otha day
I got her numba called her up like what u doin
She say nuuin
I say what's good?
She say not much
I say guess what
She say wassup
I say I think we should hook up
She say uhhh...
I say what?
She say but...
I say but... ?
Why u stuck?
She say ****
I say who?
She say not you
I say then who
She say you know
I know what?
You know who
I say I do?
She say you do
I say I do but I really don't because it's you that I really want
And we can do what you really want


k sence is not made anywhere, plz understand me, listen to the song and tell me they all dont have speech impediments

I don't think you understood the thread.