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Drew Beringer
02/08/06, 10:03 PM
The first paragraph is gold.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/060208
itsjdiggity
02/08/06, 10:05 PM
On Robert Swift:

"When he goes head-to-head with Mario Kasun on Feb. 24, it could end up being the Not Half-Bad All-Star Game. Get the TiVo ready."

hahaha
somethingyellow
02/08/06, 10:06 PM
watching the game this weekend mark few said if anybody would stay for his final season adam morrison would be that guy. I would like to see him play all 4 years at gonzaga
ThriftWhore
02/08/06, 10:08 PM
HAHA! that first paragraph was great.
weezer182
02/08/06, 10:09 PM
watching the game this weekend mark few said if anybody would stay for his final season adam morrison would be that guy. I would like to see him play all 4 years at gonzagame too
bigmike
02/09/06, 12:07 AM
HAHA! that first paragraph was great.
:ditto:
preppyak
02/09/06, 12:12 AM
HAHA! that first paragraph was great.

Because I know someone is too lazy to click the link (aka me about 30 mins ago0
First, I have a scoop for you: A well-placed source tells me that Isiah Thomas is prepared to trade Channing Frye and Penny Hardaway to Denver for Kenyon Martin and Earl Watson, but only if Martin agrees to an MRI on his surgically repaired knee. If Martin's knee is in good shape, the Knicks are calling off the deal. If the knee is in rough shape, the deal is on. If the knee is in such terrible shape that the doctor says something like, "Wow, there's a good chance K-Mart might walk with a limp for the rest of his life," the Knicks will throw in an unconditional No. 1 in 2009 as well as Nate Robinson and $3 million dollars. So stay tuned.

Again, Bill Simmons 1, Sports World 0
Goodbye Forever
02/09/06, 12:38 AM
I wish he was a Knicks fan... We need a leader in the Anti-Isiah Revolution.
getupkid53
02/09/06, 06:06 AM
I wish he was a Knicks fan... We need a leader in the Anti-Isiah Revolution.

I wouldn't wish being a knicks fan on my worst enemy. They should take this year to reenact the movie 'eddie' with whoopi goldberg as the fan who wins the coaching position.
justinevans
02/09/06, 09:04 AM
philly should be in the 20s.
Johnny_G
02/09/06, 09:07 AM
Wittiest writer in sports. You have to know your shit to get a lot of his references, but much of what he says is truly priceless.
radiofriendly
02/09/06, 09:08 AM
that was a fun read.